OK, so the fix really was in in VA and the “Old Dominion” appears to have well and truly accepted Stalin’s offer and meekly put on their chains.

Jefferson et al must be drafting a motion in the hereafter to never ever let it be known where they came from, ever again.

But that’s not what this is about. This is about a well-deserved tongue-lashing to the useless “Millennials” who, more than anybody, are responsible for the clusterfark our nation is going through.

You Millenials voted for Obama by a margin of 28 percent, which will make it a lot easier for me to accept the benefits you will be paying for. We warned you that liberalism was a scam designed to take the fruits of your labor and transfer it to us, the older, established generation. Oh, and also to the couch-dwelling, Democrat-voting losers who live off of food stamps and order junk from QVC with their Obamaphones.

You didn’t listen to us. Maybe you’ll listen to pain.

I have been told that being hard on you Millennials will turn you against conservatism, that I should offer you a positive, hopeful message that avoids the touchy problem of your manifest stupidity.

No. There’s no sugar-coating it – your votes for Democrats have ensured that you are the first generation in American history that will fail to exceed what their parents attained. Embracing liberalism was a stupid thing to do, done for the stupidest of reasons, and I will now let you subsidize my affluent lifestyle without a shred of guilt.

And it gets even better after that.

Yes, Millennials: You broke it, you own it, and your plaintive wails as you cry into your lattes (as long as you’re still able to afford them) will be the sweetest of music to my ears. I will nourish myself on your bitter tears as you break your backs trying to make ends meet with your menial part time jobs, paying exorbitant taxes to pay for my benefits. Benefits that you won’t see any of because the entire socialist house of cards will have collapsed long before you get old enough to be eligible.

One of my few remaining joys in life as I see what used to be the richest, freest nation on Earth self-destroy will be seeking out the most wretched among you only to look into your eyes and, with a smile full of delicious schadenfreude, say “I told you so.”

And then, then you might get it. Or not. I don’t care. Because I once knew what it meant to be free. You never will. You burned that bridge behind you when you handed over the reins of power to a socialist community organizer because he was “cool” and “hip” unlike all of those annoying old conservative fogies who kept disturbing your calm with talk about “duty, honor, country, responsibility and paying your damn bills.”

Oh, don’t get me wrong. Your beloved Ear Leader and the members of his Nomenklatura will still be living high on the hog, but you won’t. You never will. Because he slammed that door right in your stupid, spoiled faces when he tanked the economy and loaded it up with so much red tape and regulations that you’ll never, ever be able to start up anything yourselves. Because that would threaten his rich friends who don’t much like competition. So he pulled up the ladder for them and left you on the ground floor.

He’s still laughing at your stupidity, by the way. You actually were stupid enough to believe him. Oh boy he must be laughing his fucking head off while he stuffs it with Wagyu beef and lobster which, I might add, is a great deal more tasty than the soggy noodles which will be the best you’ll ever eat.

And not only were you mindnumbingly stupid enough to buy his lies in ’08, you went ahead and doubled down on imbecility after four years of watching him make jobs disappear, destroy the healthcare insurance system and watching friends and families losing the homes they’d lived in for longer than you’d been alive. In spite of four years of reality punching you in your ignorant, pimpled, self-absorbed faces, you voted for him again.

So no. I won’t be feeling sorry for you. Not only do YOU deserve it, every bit of it, me and mine who get to suffer right alongside with you DON’T deserve it, so there is the matter of payback involved.

And considering the amount of catastrophic damage you, in your ignorance and refusal to, for once, listen to those who knew better than you, unloaded on all of US, that payback is a check that your scrawny, pampered, delusional arses can’t cash.

So, to use your idol’s words: “If you’re having difficulties, dial 1-800-F1U-CKYO.”

Have a nice day.

Thatisall.

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LC Fei Long
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November 6, 2013 00:44

Speaking as a Virginian Millenial, I blame the carpetbaggers. Real Virginia™ hasn’t been turning blue; it’s people like McAuliffe that’ve been making Fake Virginia™ increasingly blue over the past several years (and for fuck’s sake, they bring their shitty driving habits with them!). I will attest that well over 90% of the advertising I’ve seen over the past month was… Read more »

LC Xystus
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November 6, 2013 02:23

“And a man’s foes shall be those of his own household.”

angrywebmaster
Member
November 6, 2013 06:03

I haven’t heard what their legislature did. Turn blue or stay Republican? If the latter, the Clinton bag man won’t get a lot done.

I also heard it was very close but haven’t seen the vote count yet. Is it worth a recount demand? How much democrat cote fraud was there?

LC Light29ID - The Imperial Asshole
LC Light29ID - The Imperial Asshole
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November 6, 2013 06:17

angrywebmaster @ #: Right now they have a 14 vote (64 out of 100) in the House but I ain’t waiting to find out which ones will be bribed with 30 pieces of silver for McAssholes benefit. I’m getting out of this fucked up state by May and back to South Dakota where I can find a fucking job and… Read more »

angrywebmaster
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November 6, 2013 06:40

LC Light29ID – The Imperial Asshole @ #:

When I’m gone you can fucking nuke NoVA from orbit…just to be sure

Nuking from orbit is so yesterday. Kinetic strikes from orbit will achieve the same goal and will allow the area to return to a natural state free of commies.
:em05: :em01:

HempRopeAndStreetlight
HempRopeAndStreetlight
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November 6, 2013 08:36

The Gentry-class Republicans deliberately turned on Ken Cuccinelli – they gave him no money, badmouthed him, and some even endorsed McBagman. As I have said – anyone who thinks… that this corrupt system can be changed from within… well… I have some beachfront property in Idaho to sell you. With a liquid ice factory on premises. Cheap. 4th box or… Read more »

LC Sir Clambake, Imperial Black Ops Technician, K.o.E.
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November 6, 2013 08:42

HempRopeAndStreetlight says:

4th box.

Closer, and closer it comes. Past time, actually, by half a century or more.

LC Jackboot IC/A
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November 6, 2013 08:42

Yes, Millennials: You broke it, you own it, and your plaintive wails as you cry into your lattes (as long as you’re still able to afford them) will be the sweetest of music to my ears. Of course we paint with a broad brush and for certain there are many, many millenials that “Get It”. Taken as a whole we… Read more »

HempRopeAndStreetlight
HempRopeAndStreetlight
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November 6, 2013 09:06

Speaking personally, I won’t be alive to see much more of this shit.

Take that however you like.

Others can enjoy wearing their chains and spouting their “I told you so’s” to the deserving.

I’ll be dead (hopefully) with plenty of deserving company first.

HempRopeAndStreetlight
HempRopeAndStreetlight
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November 6, 2013 09:49
LC Gregory
LC Gregory
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November 6, 2013 09:50

I did what I could for The Cooch. Sorry, folks. Nuking from orbit is so yesterday. Kinetic strikes from orbit will achieve the same goal and will allow the area to return to a natural state free of commies. And as I live in Fairfax County, I say bring on that Kinetic Strike. Don’t wait on me – I’d rather… Read more »

Greywolf125
Greywolf125
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November 6, 2013 10:23

A necessary acceptance or adaptation? ……………………….. Rottie and rightblog readers and ranters are a minority entrapped with a plurality or majority of people both worthless and unworthy of their birthright being led around by whatever appendage, (your choice), by equally worthless and somehow arrogant, ignorant, selfish scum as well as being let down by others who dare to profess respect… Read more »

HempRopeAndStreetlight
HempRopeAndStreetlight
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November 6, 2013 10:27

“Action now that will likely make a difference would be each of us doing whatever possible to get a stronger, informed, better led, smarter, ethical, cherishing & patriotic, conservative U.S. Senate in 2014.” You’re going to beat the democrat fraud and the daggers in the back from the RePubics? Any conservative is running against 2 machines in a fraudulent system… Read more »

HempRopeAndStreetlight
HempRopeAndStreetlight
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November 6, 2013 10:40

Among these GOP establishment figures connected to Republicans who helped McAuliffe—particularly Priebus and Cantor—many support comprehensive immigration reform. Pro-amnesty activists have pledged they would use a McAuliffe victory to promote their national cause.

From this article: http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Government/2013/11/05/Eric-Cantor-s-ex-chief-of-staff-helped-Terry-McAuliffe-beat-Ken-Cuccinelli

HempRopeAndStreetlight
HempRopeAndStreetlight
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November 6, 2013 10:41
Greywolf125
Greywolf125
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November 6, 2013 11:21

Note: I find the primary out Lee & Cruz tack to be not unsimilar to the betrayals of the still “workplace violence” victims and their families of Fort Hood and the betrayals and “abandoning of your men or position under enemy fire” of Article 99 of the Uniform Code for Military Justice, which can be a capital offense. ………………….. Yes,… Read more »

HempRopeAndStreetlight
HempRopeAndStreetlight
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November 6, 2013 11:27

As I have voted since McWeenie, I will vote for the various execution implements our political class deserves. I show up out of respect for those that died. But I refuse to give my consent to an evil system run by evil men – i.e. voting for the evil bastards who are killing us. I also do not harbor unreasonable… Read more »

LC TerribleTroy
LC TerribleTroy
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November 6, 2013 11:53

Glad to hear your’re getting out Light29. I’ve been trying to talk my Brother into leaving but he’s not willing to fight with his better half over it. It’ll be a few more years before the hot part of this conflict commences. People are voting with their feet right now and the full impact of that will take time to… Read more »

Mark
Mark
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November 6, 2013 11:55

I have news for you, it is not just the “millenials”. watch this and weep. Abandon all hope ye who enter here:

http://tinyurl.com/n37lc7r

The best one can hope for is that these people are morons, the worst that they are Stalinist Zombies.

HempRopeAndStreetlight
HempRopeAndStreetlight
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November 6, 2013 12:30

Jaybear, Colonel of Imperial Ancient Artillery @ #: Do you think maybe the “libertarian” third party candidate bought and paid for by one of obama’s biggest bundlers had anything to do with it? …..And the fact that the RePubican Gentry Caste repeatedly and deliberately stabbed the guy in the back, starved his campaign of money, sent their campaign advisers to… Read more »

Jaybear, Colonel of Imperial Ancient Artillery
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November 6, 2013 12:43

HempRopeAndStreetlight says: Jaybear, Colonel of Imperial Ancient Artillery @ #: Do you think maybe the “libertarian” third party candidate bought and paid for by one of obama’s biggest bundlers had anything to do with it? …..And the fact that the RePubican Gentry Caste repeatedly and deliberately stabbed the guy in the back, starved his campaign of money, sent their campaign… Read more »

HempRopeAndStreetlight
HempRopeAndStreetlight
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November 6, 2013 12:51

Third party is not the way, inside the party is the way Political parties and votes won’t fix this mess. Do you see me advocating a 3rd party? I am not sir. That would be no different than foolishly thinking we can somehow participate in a fundamentally corrupt system and somehow subvert it into a righteous institution – only on… Read more »

Jaybear, Colonel of Imperial Ancient Artillery
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November 6, 2013 13:01

HempRopeAndStreetlight says: Third party is not the way, inside the party is the way Political parties and votes won’t fix this mess. Do you see me advocating a 3rd party? I am not sir. That would be no different than foolishly thinking we can somehow participate in a fundamentally corrupt system and somehow subvert it into a righteous institution –… Read more »

LC MaxMomFL
LC MaxMomFL
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November 6, 2013 13:10

And never mind that Virginia is a “purple” or “swing” state. Extreme does not do well in what is normally a moderate state. So a guy who is to the left of Stalin is what passes for an acceptably “moderate” candidate in VA? Forget all that deep “what people really think” or “political philosophy” BS. What really mattered here was… Read more »

HempRopeAndStreetlight
HempRopeAndStreetlight
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November 6, 2013 13:21

so what’s your solution to all of this? Rotten meat can’t be made edible. Ever. Torch it, and attempt to rebuild something more robust than what came before. Yeah it’s a long shot – to say the least. But the alternative is certain failure and slavery. The institutions have been totally co-opted, and the bastards pulled up the ladders behind… Read more »

Jaybear, Colonel of Imperial Ancient Artillery
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November 6, 2013 13:34

elaborate please, if we don’t change it by getting inside the system and cleaning it up then how do we fix it?

Greywolf125
Greywolf125
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November 6, 2013 16:22

Third parties, third parties, third parties?

Third or protest parties caused Perot who gave the world and us bubbazipper + an alive OBL and more than likely was substantial in later reigns of the current ____-in-WH and now inflicts us with a prospect of a worse clinton **II**. …

HempRopeAndStreetlight
HempRopeAndStreetlight
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November 6, 2013 16:23

So who here said anything about a third party? Where is this third party business coming from? I don’t see any posts calling for that, yet I am seeing four different posters here and in the other thread railing against them as though Misha himself had called for one…

Is there some link or post I am missing somewhere?

HempRopeAndStreetlight
HempRopeAndStreetlight
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November 6, 2013 16:36

It’s Time For Conservatives to Start Bringing Political Guns to These GOP Knife Fights http://www.dailypundit.com/?p=78601 Dougherty’s Law and the Blame Game: The Truth About Cuccinelli’s Loss : The Other McCain You can read the entire 2,500-word article, which was filed on Tuesday, Sept. 3 — the day after Labor Day — and yet fairly well summarizes what we now know:… Read more »

HempRopeAndStreetlight
HempRopeAndStreetlight
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November 6, 2013 16:38

Incoming RGA chair Chris Christie to SC Republicans: I want to help Lindsey Graham get reelected
http://hotair.com/archives/2013/11/06/incoming-rga-chair-chris-christie-to-sc-republicans-i-want-to-help-lindsey-graham-get-reelected/

In the interview, Mr. Christie said intelligent voices were being drowned out in Washington, and described the effort led by Senator Ted Cruz of Texas to cut off funding for President Obama’s health care program as “a monumental failure.”…

HempRopeAndStreetlight
HempRopeAndStreetlight
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November 6, 2013 16:39

Chris Christie Coasts to 2nd Term as Governor of New Jersey – NYTimes.com

Gov. Chris Christie of New Jersey won re-election by a crushing margin on Tuesday, a victory that vaulted him to the front ranks of Republican presidential contenders and made him his party’s foremost proponent of pragmatism over ideology.

HempRopeAndStreetlight
HempRopeAndStreetlight
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November 6, 2013 16:43

Obama cousin: Those surrender Republicans http://www.usatoday.com/story/opinion/2013/11/05/elections-tea-party-milton-wolf-editorials-debates/3449779/ Sadly, the surrender caucus of the GOP puts up more of a fight against conservatives in primaries than they do against disastrous bloated-government policies that come out of Washington. Imagine how much better our country would be if they fought for conservative principles in the halls of Congress instead of fighting against conservatives in… Read more »

HempRopeAndStreetlight
HempRopeAndStreetlight
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November 6, 2013 16:45

They Threw It All Away – Gladly
http://www.dailypundit.com/?p=78582

Or – here’s a thought – maybe the Gentry GOP could strongly support their candidates, even if they are conservatives?

Oh, hell, what am I saying? Conservatives are never the Gentry’s candidates.

Never mind.
– Bill Quick

LC TerribleTroy
LC TerribleTroy
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November 6, 2013 16:49

HempRopeAndStreetlight says:

Fuck for freedom!

Ummm….(raises hand) .I’d like to sign up for the Fuck for Freedom program……..

after that you can sign me up for the “All Progressives MUST DIE” program

PS….. Is there a drink beer for freedom program? Cause Im sure that one would be real popular round here too..

HempRopeAndStreetlight
HempRopeAndStreetlight
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November 6, 2013 16:50

Michael Steele: Cuccinelli Campaign Was RNC’s ‘Step Child’ http://www.nationalreview.com/corner/363298/michael-steele-cuccinelli-campaign-was-rncs-step-child-jonathan-strong “The establishment types didn’t like the Cuccinelli campaign, didn’t back the Cuccinelli campaign — for whatever their reasons were. Whether it was his hot social-conservative rhetoric from the past, whether it was the way the campaign was structured presently, I don’t know,” Steele says. ”I know I tried to raise some… Read more »

HempRopeAndStreetlight
HempRopeAndStreetlight
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November 6, 2013 16:53

Virginia Elections Virginia Elections There is also this report on Cuccinnelli in his own words concerning being abandoned by the GOP. This might have happened under the radar fifty years ago, but in this day and age they can’t hide it. The establishment GOP is in a scorched earth war on conservatives. So be it. Go ahead and nominate an… Read more »

LC TerribleTroy
LC TerribleTroy
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November 6, 2013 16:59

True fucking story just happened to me 5 minutes ago Guy shows up at our work place with his petition so he can run for office. Owners are real Republicans so they holler at me to come down to sign the petition. They say “this is Dave, he’s a good guy” while they fill out his form. I say to… Read more »

HempRopeAndStreetlight
HempRopeAndStreetlight
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November 6, 2013 17:00

Cuccinelli advisor blames Bobby Jindal, RGA for defeat: ‘They just blew it’ http://dailycaller.com/2013/11/06/cuccinelli-advisor-blames-bobby-jindal-rga-for-defeat-they-just-blew-it/ Cuccinelli, who narrowly lost last night’s gubernatorial election to Terry McAuliffe, was badly outspent in the days and weeks leading up to the election. The New York Times‘ Jonathan Martin described Cuccinelli’s plight as having been “close to abandoned at the end.” He was. As Politico’s James… Read more »

HempRopeAndStreetlight
HempRopeAndStreetlight
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November 6, 2013 17:02

“The greatest evil is conceived and ordered (moved, seconded, carried and minuted) in clear, carpeted, warmed, and well-lighted offices, by quiet men with white collars and cut fingernails and smooth-shaven cheeks who do not need to raise their voice.”
– C.S. Lewis

HempRopeAndStreetlight
HempRopeAndStreetlight
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November 6, 2013 17:10

GOP ‘Didn’t Want a Tea Party Candidate’ to Win in Virginia http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2013/11/06/rush-limbaugh-reveals-why-gop-didnt-want-a-tea-party-candidate-to-win-in-virginia/ Conservative radio host Rush Limbaugh said his prediction in the Virginia governor’s race came true on Wednesday when Republican Ken Cuccinelli lost to Democrat Terry McAuliffe. In Virginia, Limbaugh argued, “the GOP simply didn’t want a Tea Party candidate winning there.” “They just didn’t,” he said. “Because they… Read more »

LC MosinFiend
LC MosinFiend
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November 6, 2013 18:33

To my worthless Millennial compatriots, I have only this to say when the bill comes due for the welfare state: comment image

Cougar1978
Cougar1978
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November 6, 2013 19:02

I know it’s gonna suck for everyone when the Weapons Grade SHIT hits the fan and spreads out from coast to coast. Yet, I will laugh my ass off when New York City fucking implodes. It’s sad when Anthony “Teenie Weenie” “Tweets His Meat” Weiner looks better than a stupid Catholic IN Name Only Socialist Cunt-drip like the Rotten Apple… Read more »

LC MosinFiend
LC MosinFiend
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November 6, 2013 19:07

Cougar1978 says: I know it’s gonna suck for everyone when the Weapons Grade SHIT hits the fan and spreads out from coast to coast. Yet, I will laugh my ass off when New York City fucking implodes. It’s sad when Anthony “Teenie Weenie” “Tweets His Meat” Weiner looks better than a stupid Catholic IN Name Only Socialist Cunt-drip like the… Read more »

Cougar1978
Cougar1978
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November 6, 2013 19:13

LC Alric @ #: Gas up your car, take out all of your weapons, ammo, blades, clothes that you cannot live without, money, and your pets and loved ones and do what Davey Crockett did. “You may all go to Hell, but I will go to Texas!” We’ve got room. And for now, freedom. Just beware of Austin. It’s a… Read more »

HempRopeAndStreetlight
HempRopeAndStreetlight
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November 6, 2013 20:55

Cuccinelli Campaign Says National GOP Abandoned Them: ‘We Were on Our Own’ http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Government/2013/11/05/Cuccinelli-Campaign-Says-National-GOP-Abandoned-Them-We-Were-on-Our-Own A campaign strategist for Republican Virginia gubernatorial candidate Ken Cuccinelli said that the national GOP abandoned the campaign in its final days. At the end of the race, Cuccinelli was closing in on Democrat Terry McAuliffe, who eked out a two-point victory on Tuesday despite exit polls… Read more »

HempRopeAndStreetlight
HempRopeAndStreetlight
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November 6, 2013 20:59

Let’s face it: corporatist GOP insiders and their establishment puppets are who we thought they were Let’s face it: corporatist GOP insiders and their establishment puppets are who we thought they were The Virginia race — the GOP boosters’ rather dismissive sneers to the contrary — was in essence fixed, if not directly that with careful and deliberate sabotage. The… Read more »

HempRopeAndStreetlight
HempRopeAndStreetlight
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November 6, 2013 21:01

Yes, Friends, It Is A War – So It Would Help If You’d Start Fighting http://www.dailypundit.com/?p=78592 The establishment wing of the GOP, those I call the Gentry GOP, are as inextricably entwined with, and dependent on, the power of the state as any Democrat. So they view any attempt to lessen the power and wealth of the state (which they… Read more »

HempRopeAndStreetlight
HempRopeAndStreetlight
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November 6, 2013 21:07

Any questions?

Fa Cube Itches
Fa Cube Itches
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November 7, 2013 17:12

unlike all of those annoying old conservative fogies who kept disturbing your calm with talk about “duty, honor, country, responsibility and paying your damn bills.” At least part of the “paying your damn bills” bit is bullshit, too – the result of the rigged system. The best examples are student loans and home loans – the lender, like the borrower,… Read more »

Fa Cube Itches
Fa Cube Itches
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November 7, 2013 17:18

HempRopeAndStreetlight @ #: It’s gonna be a fight. Let’s win. Tut, tut, dear boy. You’ve misspoken most egregiously. We must not, we cannot, and we shall not sink to their level! “It’s going to be a fight. Let us find an honorable and dignified compromise solution with our friends and colleagues from across the aisle.” – What passes for The… Read more »

HempRopeAndStreetlight
HempRopeAndStreetlight
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November 7, 2013 17:39

Let us find an honorable and dignified compromise solution with our friends and colleagues from across the aisle.”

– What passes for The Right in America

As a great libertarian author once said:

“How do you compromise with somebody that wants to cut off your head?”

:em01:

Dumbshit RePubics will find a way…

LC Roguetek
LC Roguetek
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November 10, 2013 11:29

Cougar1978 says: LC Alric @ #: Gas up your car, take out all of your weapons, ammo, blades, clothes that you cannot live without, money, and your pets and loved ones and do what Davey Crockett did. “You may all go to Hell, but I will go to Texas!” We’ve got room. And for now, freedom. Just beware of Austin.… Read more »

LC Gregory
LC Gregory
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November 11, 2013 06:56

Well, we won the Attorney General’s race with a solid conservative. And now they’ve “found” enough votes here in Fairfax County to pull to within 17 votes. Anybody want to guess whether they’ll find 18 more for the Dem Herring? LC Roguetek: Anyone who shows up on my doorstep from the Rott has a place to stay, no questions asked.… Read more »

Cougar1978
Cougar1978
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November 13, 2013 21:10

Kids, if you move to Texas, know there are some areas that will need serious decontamination. Austin. It’s pretty and hilly and the weather is good. However, it’s called The Peoples Republik of Central of Texas for goooood reason. Socialists, nutbags, greenie weenies, and filthy necked hippies….and that’s just the UT faculty and city of Austin government! If you move… Read more »