Old Faithful

In a world where members of Barack Hussein Ear Leader’s AV Club (formerly known as “the media”) are suddenly caught in more and more uncharacteristic acts of actual journalism (CBS, NBC, CNN, WaPo, the list of outlets beginning to mention the unmentionable, that Der Obama is a Big Fat Liar keeps growing), you can count on The Grey Whore, The New York Slimes, to have Ear Leader’s nutsack covered. With their slobbering lips.

Congressional Republicans have stoked consumer fears and confusion with charges that the health care reform law is causing insurers to cancel existing policies and will force many people to pay substantially higher premiums next year for coverage they don’t want.

Actually, they’re “stoking fears and confusion” with millions of well-documented cancellation letters stating exactly that, but don’t let reality get in the way of your usual Narrative™. You never did before.

That, they say, violates President Obama’s pledge that if you like the insurance you have, you can keep it.

Yes indeed it does. If you had a plan you liked and you can’t keep it, thanks to Obamanocchio’s 404Care, then it would seem to stand in stark contrast to a pledge that such a thing would never happen, doesn’t it?

But wait. The Grey Meth Whore is just building up to one of the greatest howlers in the history of journaljizzm:

Mr. Obama clearly misspoke when he said that.


Yes, you Old Grey Slut, your wannabe boyfriend “clearly misspoke” when he read “if you like your plan, you can keep it. Period” from his TOTUS over and over and over again. Here, let us refresh your memory again:

“After the Sudetenland, Germany has no further territorial claims in Europe”, Hitler clearly misspoke.

“I assure you, no Soviet missiles will be stationed in Cuba, Mr President”, Nikita Kruschev misspoke.

“Read my lips: No. New. Taxes”, George H W Bush clearly misspoke.

Oh please, you ridiculous whores, you’re killing us with your shameless lying here.


So what’s next? You’ll issue a correction to your editorial tomorrow, stating that you “clearly mistyped?”




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    No shit, eh? Some you can count on.

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    “He misspoke” has become the talking point for the lefties. The Orwellian-ism is an amazing thing to watch really.

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    angrywebmaster growls and barks:

    You know, Someone needs to punch that moonbat Sulzberger right in the mouth.

    Or maybe walk into restaurant he happens to be in, walk up to the bar and by the best bottle of champagne available, then walk over to his table.

    Mr. Sulzberger? I just bought this bottle of Dom Perignon to give to you to show you what I think of your newspaper.

    Then take the bottle by the neck and “Christen” Sulzberger by breaking it over his head.
    :em01: :em07:

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    LC Xystus growls and barks:


    Then take the bottle by the neck and “Christen” Sulzberger by breaking it over his head.

    Which would clearly be a waste of such fine champagne.

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    angrywebmaster growls and barks:

    LC Xystus @ #:

    Which would clearly be a waste of such fine champagne.

    It’s a sacrifice in a good cause.
    :em05: :em01:

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    HempRopeAndStreetlight growls and barks:

    “Misspoke” is not a synonym for “lied.”

    There is nothing wrong with these assholes that can’t be fixed by 63 gr of Cu plated Pb moving at 2,900 FPS.

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    LC Old Dog growls and barks:

    HempRopeAndStreetlight @6 #:
    Excellent idea however, I prefer 230 gr at 850 fps! I don’t know something about a bigger hole or something! :em05:

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    HempRopeAndStreetlight growls and barks:

    Misha – I have had my eyes on this case for a while – it just got picked up by the supreme court.


    This case has positively HUGE implications. You know that arms treaty Juggears and Kerry just signed?

    This case goes the wrong way and we are looking at a world of shit. Case has been fast tracked to the Supremes, and it’s well under the radar. Popehat and The Volokh Conspiracy noticed it a while back, and pointed out how… very very bad this could be.

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    HempRopeAndStreetlight growls and barks:

    LC Old Dog @ #: “Excellent idea however, I prefer 230 gr at 850 fps! I don’t know something about a bigger hole or something! “

    Hrm… a good point… perhaps a Springfield Model 1866… I have seen a restored rifle blow a fencepost nearly in half.

    .50-70 Government
    400 gr lead bullet
    1,849 feet per second
    3,037 ft-lbf

    That up to the task? Good enough for a moose.

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    Tallulah growls and barks:

    A friend sent me this:

    Further evidence of ovomit’s abominations and suspicious killings:


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    Tallulah growls and barks:

    The Media Lickspittles are frantically pushing the Lie that all of us whose policies are being cancelled have “substandard policies.”


    Since when is a FULL COVERAGE policy “substandard”?

    Cocksuckers. I hope they get it up their stern tubes, good and hard and regular.

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    LC Light29ID - The Imperial Asshole growls and barks:

    A little crystal ball gazing over at Soylent Siberia (yeah, I look at the NSFW pictures):

    I Predict…

    Yes, it is that time wherein I channel my inner Chandu and foretell of phenomena to come. Today’s installment: Going Medical!*
    And yes, it will be called that.

    Before then end of 2014, there will be multiple instances of formerly insured patients blasting doctors’ offices, emergency rooms–and maybe political offices–with shotgun and semi-auto fire.

    I am also getting visions of terminal patients going full nothing-left-to-lose with TNT.

    I further predict…The MFM, led hilariously as always by MSNBC, will demonstrate true dumbfounded bafflement at the cause. Set your DVRs for the priceless comedy.

    Of course, I also predict that in a day or two, they will be told by their government overlords that these instances are, in fact, a reaction to the effects of Obamacare. They will then be told to vehemently promote rampant gun and ammo confiscation.

    What follows will be Martial Law…

    And Obamacare will, finally, have succeeded.

    *For those of you too young to recall, back in the 1980s when fired letter carriers returned to their places of work to seek fatal revenge against those who pink-slipped them…and any unlucky coworkers who’d ever scowled at them, it was called: Going Postal. The original nomenclature faded from usage as ex-workers in a number of industries took similar action.

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    LC Gladiator growls and barks:

    In a heartbreaking Wall Street Journal editorial, Edie Littlefield Sunby, a stage-four cancer survivor, details how ObamaCare cost her the health insurance Obama repeatedly promised she could keep, and how ObamaCare’s alternative plans don’t cover the doctors and facilities that have kept her alive. In response to her story, White House spokesman Dan Pfeiffer fired off a dismissive tweet that basically blames her for picking the wrong insurance:

    The Real Reason That The Cancer Patient Writing In Today’s Wall Street Journal Lost Her Insurance http://t.co/b4Dx1Jq2ts via @TPHealth
    — Dan Pfeiffer (@pfeiffer44) November 4, 2013

    The story linked in the White House tweet is a rapid response piece from the left-wing Think Progress (which is part of John Podesta’s Center for American Progress — a group dedicated to spinning the media).

    According to the cold, robotic spin of Think Progress, because ObamaCare had absolutely nothing to do with it, it is only a coincidence that Sundby lost a health plan that she not only loved, but kept her alive.

    Pfeiffer’s tweet is just a repackaging of the White House’s attack on the millions of Americans who have already lost the insurance Obama repeatedly promised they could keep. You see, just like all of them, Ms. Sunby isn’t a victim of ObamaCare, she is really a victim of her own idiocy for buying such a shady, dubious, junk plan in the first place.

    This is the world in which we now find ourselves; one where our government, Democrats, and their media allies steamroll cancer patients victimized by ObamaCare with heartless spin, lies, and propaganda — all in the hopes of it being good enough to keep the media at bay.

    We are seeing the real face and the black heart of the “Soylent Green Liberals” — those who are willing to grind up a few million innocent people to serve their cold concept of a “greater good.”


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    LC SecondMouse growls and barks:

    HempRopeAndStreetlight @ #9:

    50 BMG out of an M107. Cover becomes concealment, and a properly placed shot means cleanup can be handled with a garden hose. Costly, but the people who desperately need the treatment have earned the extra expense.

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    readerjp growls and barks:

    Obama is fond of Czars. Could Valerie Jarrett be his protective Rasputin? John Fund thinks so. He quotes her appraisal of the president:

    “I think Barack knew that he had God-given talents that were extraordinary. He knows exactly how smart he is. . . . He knows how perceptive he is. He knows what a good reader of people he is. And he knows that he has the ability — the extraordinary, uncanny ability — to take a thousand different perspectives, digest them and make sense out of them, and I think that he has never really been challenged intellectually. . . . So what I sensed in him was not just a restless spirit but somebody with such extraordinary talents that had to be really taxed in order for him to be happy. . . . He’s been bored to death his whole life. He’s just too talented to do what ordinary people do.”

    Says Fund, “As a court flatterer of that caliber it’s no surprise that Jarrett has outlasted almost everyone who was in Obama’s original White House team”

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    bruce growls and barks:

    everything that comes out of bongo’s mouth is a lie and bongo care was never meant to work so now bongo will blame the republicans for it’s failure.now bongo and his commiecrats will go for the single payer bull shit and take over all health care where they can tell you to shut up or you get the death panel instead of health care.these people need to be killed. :em07:

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    Special Ed growls and barks:

    .50-70 Government
    400 gr lead bullet
    1,849 feet per second
    3,037 ft-lbf

    Even if it didn’t penetrate the armor plate, the trauma would likely kill you. … … :em01: