How ‘Bout You Grow Some Balls, Boner?

The office of House Speaker John Boehner is calling for the Obama administration to brief House Republicans on the problems with the ObamaCare website, following a report that House Democrats will get a closed-door briefing on Wednesday.

Boehner spokesman Brendan Buck said in a statement to Fox News the speaker’s office has requested the meeting with the president but has not yet received a reply, saying “all members – as well as the American people – deserve answers for this debacle.”

“This snub is all the more offensive after Secretary Sebelius declined to testify at a House hearing this week,” Buck said. “It’s time for the Obama administration to honor its promises of transparency and face some accountability.”

You DO realize that you have the power to subpoena the barren bitch, don’t you? You don’t actually have to crawl around on your knee pads begging her to come.

Or is that too “uncivil” for you? Did Karl “1% success rate” Rove convince you that using your Constitutional powers would permanently damage the brand of the Vichy Republicans as the Surrender Party?

Isn’t there a sword somewhere that you could go fall on, you puling pussy?



  1. 1
    Special Ed growls and barks:

    Twice First!

  2. 2
    Special Ed growls and barks:

    I say we shoot them all. Out of a cannon. Into an active volcano.

  3. 3
    watchyerlane growls and barks:

    Yeah, this one puzzled me as why didn’t Boner just haul her ass up to The Hill? When she said she was busy and her schedule was tight, Boner should have sent the Blue Light Limo Service up to pick her scrawny ass up to cough up her bullshit over why this thing is a trainwreck and who fuckestrated this nonsense.

  4. 4
    HempRopeAndStreetlight growls and barks:

    All theater.

    Republicans: “Look at us we are fighting Obamacare! Vote for us in 2014!!!”

    They think we are truly stupid, that these ineffective stage shows will make us trod out to vote for them. The difference between the RePubics and the DemonRats is that the Republicans LIE when they tell us what they think of us.

    At least the leftists twats infesting the Moonbat party tell us the truth in that regards..

    They will fight Obamacare the same way Daryle Issa battled Fast and Furious.

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    There IS a list of those that caved. Primary them. Get them the fuck out of our government. Shit, hope the ragheads have a nuke they can pop in DC, get the whole damn thing out of our hair.

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    LC hilljohnny growls and barks:

    I believe Mr. Boehner may have timed the Excuse to Shut Down the Government to give Mr. Obama a way to distract people from the Unaffordable Careless Debacle they knew was coming. maybe they thought it could be fixed before time ran out on the Failure to Pass a Budget in Five Years caught up with them again.

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    Mark growls and barks:

    Balls? Hillary has more balls than Boner, the cross dressing little Quisling. Actually Hillary is Jimmy Hoffa in drag. There, I have just solved the forty year old mystery of his disappearance.