Healthcare.gov is Like the iPhone?

Seriously, you guys.

For that analogy to work, you’d have to assume that socialist healthcare had a fanatical following who would buy any turd, no matter how retarded and ill-conceived, just because it had a particular logo on it.

Fuck it. You’re right.

Healthcare.gov really is like the Apple Cult, isn’t it?

Thatisall.

5 comments

  1. 1
    LC Old Dog growls and barks:

    Don’t want no Apple and don’t want no Barrycare! :em05:

    Also, the hacks at CGI Federal could not get a job at my place if hell was freezing over. G-d what a bunch of idiots. :em05:

    Oh, my Foist Foist! :em05:

  2. 2

    OK, I will admit I do own an iPhone. A basic iPhone 4. I bought it last year, when my crackberry lost battery after like 3 hours, took forever to load a basic website, and was a general pain in the ass. I got the damn thing cheap – off Craigslist – so don’t hate. It’s been a reliable phone, so I’m happy with it.

    That said, the new iOS7 is horrible. Much like ObungholeCare, it’s gaudy, ugly and has no functionality. I hate it.

  3. 3
    LC Grammar Czar, G.L.O.R. growls and barks:

    I have an iPod, which I’ve had for oodles and gobs of years, and my daughter would KILL to keep her Mac, but other than that, she and I aren’t really Apple people. Although you know the saying…an apple a day keeps the doctor away. :em07:

  4. 4
    VonZorch Imperial Researcher growls and barks:

    Never owned an Apple product, don’t want any Obummercare.

  5. 5
    Mark growls and barks:

    the Apple Cult

    Heh, I always enjoy annoying Apple groupies by telling them apple isn’t a computer, it is a cult.