Healthcare.gov is Like the iPhone?

Seriously, you guys.

For that analogy to work, you’d have to assume that socialist healthcare had a fanatical following who would buy any turd, no matter how retarded and ill-conceived, just because it had a particular logo on it.

Fuck it. You’re right.

Healthcare.gov really is like the Apple Cult, isn’t it?

Thatisall.

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LC Old Dog
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Don’t want no Apple and don’t want no Barrycare! :em05:

Also, the hacks at CGI Federal could not get a job at my place if hell was freezing over. G-d what a bunch of idiots. :em05:

Oh, my Foist Foist! :em05:

LC Nicki the Resident Misanthropic Bitch
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OK, I will admit I do own an iPhone. A basic iPhone 4. I bought it last year, when my crackberry lost battery after like 3 hours, took forever to load a basic website, and was a general pain in the ass. I got the damn thing cheap – off Craigslist – so don’t hate. It’s been a reliable phone, so I’m happy with it.

That said, the new iOS7 is horrible. Much like ObungholeCare, it’s gaudy, ugly and has no functionality. I hate it.

Imperial Grammar Hun, G.L.O.R
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I have an iPod, which I’ve had for oodles and gobs of years, and my daughter would KILL to keep her Mac, but other than that, she and I aren’t really Apple people. Although you know the saying…an apple a day keeps the doctor away. :em07:

VonZorch Imperial Researcher
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VonZorch Imperial Researcher

Never owned an Apple product, don’t want any Obummercare.

Mark
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Mark

the Apple Cult

Heh, I always enjoy annoying Apple groupies by telling them apple isn’t a computer, it is a cult.