ObamaCare Causing Layoffs in World’s Best Healthcare System. UNEXPECTEDLY!

Because who could have possibly foreseen?

Hospitals, a reliable source of employment growth in the recession and its aftermath, are starting to cut thousands of jobs amid falling insurance payments and inpatient visits.

The payroll cuts are surprising because the Affordable Care Act (ACA), whose implementation took a big step forward this month, is eventually expected to provide health coverage to as many as 30 million additional Americans.

“Expected to provide health care coverage to as many as 30 million additional Americans?”

Expected? By whom? Idiots? Knuckledragging retards who have never once in their lives picked up a history book, a newspaper or an Econ 101 textbook?

Because those would be the only ones who’d for a single nano-second expect that a model that has failed EVERY. SINGLE. TIME it has been tried wouldn’t fail this time.

Or, in other words, the Obama Stenography Pool, formerly known as “the media.”

But what do WE know? We only spent three decades living under and then working within yet another example of “universal healthcare.”

The government took over something and it turned out to be a massive failure? Oh my STARS! This is just so… UNEXPECTED.

Just look at all of the other massive successes of government such as green energy, the postal service, Amtrak and… Oh wait, don’t. Racists.

Fuck you illiterate morons.

We fucking TOLD you so.

Now enjoy.

Fucktards.

Thatisall.

1 comment

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    VonZorch Imperial Researcher growls and barks:

    Gee who woulda thunk. Except of course for those able to actually think.

    Damn, I’m timing this right, three firsts in one day. Is this some sort of record?