This time a group of senior citizens visiting yet another open park that obviously can’t be allowed to stay open and, as a result, the Park Ranger Sturmabteilungen moved in to herd those tourists, many of the foreign, back on the bus to the Inn they were staying at, where they remained under house arrest by armed Park Ranger goons until they could be kicked out of the park altogether.

No, we’re not making that up. Go read for yourselves if you don’t believe us.

These little old folks were visiting our country to see the sights and, as a show of Obamerica’s “hospitality”, were kept on the bus, were told that they couldn’t get off the bus to go to the bathroom for 2.5 hours while they were being kicked out of the park (a local dude ranch had been told that if they allowed the old people to use his bathrooms, he’d lose his license to operate and his livelihood), and while they were in the park, they were kept under armed guard in their hotel under orders not to go outside.

Some of them were wondering if they were under arrest for something. Well, they were. They were under arrest for daring to defy Almighty Princess Stompy Foot’s edicts.

WAKE THE FUCK UP, AMERICA!

It’s getting to be embarrassing to live in a nation that is performing a reenactment of 1930s Germany.

So the next time you see a Park Ranger, kick him in the nuts and keep kicking him until he begs for mercy and thanks you for the salaries that you have been paying for years.

Then tell the fucker to blow your dick and go make you a fucking sammich before you shoot him in a ditch.

No, don’t give us any of that “they’re just following orders” bullshit. Just. Don’t. Just, FUCKING, don’t. We mean it.

Thatisall.

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Tallulah
Tallulah
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October 9, 2013 02:45

Senator Mike Lee said something very important about this — The way Comrade Zero & Co. have been behaving over the Potemkin Shutdown is the BEST argument anyone could make AGAINST giving them power over our health and lives. Because if they act like this when thwarted, they will not hesitate to fuck you up over your health or assign… Read more »

angrywebmaster
Member
October 9, 2013 04:19

The good news is people are ignoring the diktats of the Nazi Park Gestapo up to and including at least one governor. The problem will come when King Putt decides he is being made a fool of and orders arrests to be made.
That’s when the true resistance will begin and bad things start happening.

Greywolf125
Greywolf125
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October 9, 2013 06:26

WW II Memorial Honor Flights Earlier on the net was that a scheduled Honor Flight from Ohio was to be today, Wednesday Oct 09. What will occur? Will it be videoed for posterity? Will Capitol Police flex cuff anyone? Have the organizers made sure that there is a good potty on the handicap-senior friendly buses? Have you, reader, made a… Read more »

LCBren
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October 9, 2013 08:44

Tell me, Mr Park Ranger, when all this is over, the shutdown is finished…will you give a moments thought to the proud role you played when you acted like a mewling, puking, snivelling Nazi coward, threatening to use your firearm on an unarmed, defenseless eighty year old woman? I hope somehow we can find out your name. I’d wish I… Read more »

Virago
Virago
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October 9, 2013 09:21

I’m starting to think these bully assholes aren’t really park rangers, just wearing the duds, just say’in.

Lady H
Guest
October 9, 2013 10:03

In “light” of the Government shutdown, this is a scene from one of my favorite shows, “Parks and Recreation”, my favorite character being the Libertarian, Ron Swanson, who has the awesome smile in this scene.

Yes, the actors and actresses are lefties in real life, but the show is hilarious and I love it. :em05: :em05:

http://youtu.be/MRZS6wqJ57Y

angrywebmaster
Member
October 9, 2013 11:14

On the 9th day of America Held Hostage, The Obama shutdown, more and more is coming out. Now the lefties in the Senate are saying they want Reid to end the filibuster to force what they want through. Reid and Schumer are hedging their bets of course. They might be seeing potential problems in 2014, like getting slaughtered at the… Read more »

LC Roguetek
LC Roguetek
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October 9, 2013 11:18

But wait, there’s more!

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2013/10/08/pentagon-freezes-death-benefits-for-fallen-soldiers-families/

Playing politics with our dead, by withholding death benefits, ensuring that the survivors will have to pay for travel, shipping, and out-of-pocket expenses themselves.

And how much do you want to bet, the honor guard wont be authorized, either?

Imperial Grammar Nazi, G.L.O.R
Imperial Grammar Nazi, G.L.O.R
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October 9, 2013 12:12

What he’s doing to our military is despicable, but he’s always hated them. In that vein, I triple-dog-dare him to take on the Tomb guards…

Imperial Grammar Nazi, G.L.O.R
Imperial Grammar Nazi, G.L.O.R
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October 9, 2013 12:25

angrywebmaster says: The problem will come when King Putt decides he is being made a fool of and orders arrests to be made. That’s when the true resistance will begin and bad things start happening. I respectfully disagree. Already, we have foreigners being held hostage because of President Sippy Cup’s temper tantrum. Where the hell is Wyoming’s governor? If I… Read more »

angrywebmaster
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October 9, 2013 12:52

LC Grammar Czar, G.L.O.R. @ #:

storming Yellowstone and rescuing those tourists, Obama be damned.

He may not have known and they have since been “Allowed” to leave. I expect a lot of diplomatic complaints on this behavior.

I hope Kerry enjoys a good ass reaming.
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dasbow
dasbow
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October 9, 2013 14:02

Ranger Smith Goes to Nuremberg. Who would have thought the Park service would be the first to go full Godwin?

Fa Cube Itches
Fa Cube Itches
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October 9, 2013 15:27

But, but, but, I’ve been assured that law enforcement types are really conservatives at heart and therefore are really on *OUR* side!

I have been assured of this!

King’s coin/King’s man.

readerjp
readerjp
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October 9, 2013 16:20

The latest in federal-workers-shutdown-except-for-telling-people-to-fuck-off ARLINGTON GRAVES STRIPPED OF PERSONAL MEMENTO IN CONTROVERSIAL CLEANUP/strong> Arlington National Cemetery recently began enforcing a policy that forbids the placing of mementos on graves, notably in Section 60, which contains the graves of over 800 servicemen and women killed in Iraq and Afghanistan. The removal of personal items has outraged many families of those buried… Read more »