This time a group of senior citizens visiting yet another open park that obviously can’t be allowed to stay open and, as a result, the Park Ranger Sturmabteilungen moved in to herd those tourists, many of the foreign, back on the bus to the Inn they were staying at, where they remained under house arrest by armed Park Ranger goons until they could be kicked out of the park altogether.
No, we’re not making that up. Go read for yourselves if you don’t believe us.
These little old folks were visiting our country to see the sights and, as a show of Obamerica’s “hospitality”, were kept on the bus, were told that they couldn’t get off the bus to go to the bathroom for 2.5 hours while they were being kicked out of the park (a local dude ranch had been told that if they allowed the old people to use his bathrooms, he’d lose his license to operate and his livelihood), and while they were in the park, they were kept under armed guard in their hotel under orders not to go outside.
Some of them were wondering if they were under arrest for something. Well, they were. They were under arrest for daring to defy Almighty Princess Stompy Foot’s edicts.
WAKE THE FUCK UP, AMERICA!
It’s getting to be embarrassing to live in a nation that is performing a reenactment of 1930s Germany.
So the next time you see a Park Ranger, kick him in the nuts and keep kicking him until he begs for mercy and thanks you for the salaries that you have been paying for years.
Then tell the fucker to blow your dick and go make you a fucking sammich before you shoot him in a ditch.
No, don’t give us any of that “they’re just following orders” bullshit. Just. Don’t. Just, FUCKING, don’t. We mean it.