Obam-bam Temper Tantrum Update, Day 5 of the ShutdownPocalypse

In which we continue to try keeping track of the hissy fits and angry bangings of sippy cups from Ear Leader as he continues spending money punishing the ungrateful people of the U.S.

There are probably many more such incidents, so if you know of any, please feel free to update us in the comments.

LC Tallulah informs us that Ear Leader has ordered the Normandy War Cemetery shut down because Tea Party, TEA PARTY, WAAAAAAAHHHHHH!

Obviously, we can’t have people wandering aimlessly about in a war cemetery looking at headstones without adult supervision. Who knows what people might get up to?

From Ace we learn that The Greatest Leader of All Times has also ordered the ocean shut down until the American People do as they’re told and take their medicine. Seriously. We WISH that we were kidding, but we’re not. So far rumors that he’s also ordered the tide to not come in haven’t been confirmed.

And, finally (for now), we learn that he’s ordered out the SturmAbteilungen in Washington DC to clear the Vietnam Memorial of veterans who, in direct defiance of Führer Directive 100113, making it illegal to walk by and look at a wall sitting in an open park, scaled the barricades and did so anyway.

The Reichspolizei has the situation under control and have managed to herd off the disobedient rabble defying Our Beloved Führer’s orders.

We have a feeling that something’s going to have to give at some point.

Didn’t Levin state a few days ago that if a hand was laid on any veterans by Obama’s Sturmtruppen, bad things would happen?

Well, Mr. Levin, hands have now been laid upon veterans. Ready to march.

Thatisall.

Obama Stormtrooper Heroically Protecting Lincoln Memorial From Illegal Eyeballing

Obama Stormtrooper Heroically Protecting Lincoln Memorial From Illegal Eyeballing

5 comments

  1. 1

    he is an ill-mannered little bitch isn’t he……

    not sounding very presidential if you ask me, he sounds more like a petulant little pre-teen who got caught doing something wrong and is blaming all of his friends.

  2. 2
    LC ShadowFox growls and barks:

    You know the people defying Ogabe at the memorials have made me wonder why we the people don’t do the same everywhere. Instead of tea we could have Barry-cade Parties! Under the cover of darkness Americans could go to parks and other federal property (once known as ‘public’ property) and throw Barry-cades into nearby streams, dumpsters or ditches. (Don’t forget to wear gloves.)

    I’m sure the vets at the WWII memorial are uniquely familiar with the “just following orders” whine they must be getting from park service employees. We can have a new order for them to follow: Go fetch!

  3. 3
    angrywebmaster growls and barks:

    Now rumors are starting that Obama intends to unilaterally raise the debt ceiling and ignore congress. He really wants to trigger a full blown constitutional crises doesn’t he?

  4. 4
    Orion growls and barks:

    Sounds like they simply asked them to leave and, having visited the memorial and paid their respects, they did so.

    No hands yet laid upon the veterans.

    I think we should point out to the various precious-metals thieves all over the country (who seem to have multiplied ferociously under Obama’s kind hand) that these barricades are quite saleable…

    Orion

  5. 5
    LC hilljohnny growls and barks:

    instead of stealing the barrycades they should be moved to the whitehouse entrances.