More “Absolutely Not Deliberate Ogabe Theatre Because… Tea Party!”

Via Doubleplusundead.

OK, so here’s the sitch: The military doesn’t have enough Catholic Chaplains, so what they do is hire priests to hold Mass. Obviously, with the ShutdownPocalypse and all, they can’t pay those priests at the moment. Nothing outrageous here. It’s what “shutdown” means. It implies shutting down stuff, no? Unless, of course, we’re talking about Ogabe’s golf course at Andrews AFB because ESSENTIAL!, but we digress.

Where it gets ridiculous, nay, beyond ridiculous, is when the Führer Directive goes out that, should the regular civilian priest or any other priest offer his services for Mass free of charge, he’ll be facing possible arrest.

We have no words.

Thatisall.

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Tallulah
Tallulah

AND this: The Communist Shithead has also CLOSED THE NORMANDY D-DAY CEMETERIES IN FRANCE:

http://nation.foxnews.com/2013/10/03/obama-shuts-down-d-day-beaches-cemetery-normandy

God damn this bastard to hell.

LC SecondMouse
LC SecondMouse

I would love to see a line by line comparison of the things Der Fubar has done in this shutdown against the things that happened during the last one that took place, in 1996 on Clinton’s watch. This comparison would starkly illustrate the vindictive and manipulative nature of the present administration. The whole catalog of wrongs committed during this shutdown,… Read more »

A quote from one of my favorite movies, “Spaceballs”………”Captain, we have reached ludicrous speed”!

Bob
III

Azygos
Azygos

By my thinking this falls into the category of an Unconstitutional Order and must be disobeyed. Against ALL enemies foreign and DOMESTIC
looking at you mr pResident

…Checking the seals on the 4th box(s)….

LC Sir Rurik, K.o.E.
LC Sir Rurik, K.o.E.

Library Czar @ #4:
And those shills who choose to obey and enforce such illegal orders should be treated as the enemies they are, even if lowly park rangers pork rangers.

VonZorch Imperial Researcher
VonZorch Imperial Researcher

Yes, the “I was just following orders” defense was invalidated back in 1945.

Fa Cube Itches
Fa Cube Itches

VonZorch Imperial Researcher @ #:

Yes, the “I was just following orders” defense was invalidated back in 1945.

Actually, it got shitcanned well before that.

– Harry “Breaker” Morant

LC Sir Clambake, Imperial Black Ops Technician, K.o.E.
LC Sir Clambake, Imperial Black Ops Technician, K.o.E.

Library Czar says:

By my thinking this falls into the category of an Unconstitutional Order and must be disobeyed. Against ALL enemies foreign and DOMESTIC
looking at you mr pResident

…Checking the seals on the 4th box(s)….

Y’all, I’m learning to appreciate 180+ proof beverages, on top of my bp meds.

LC Getalis, Imperial Czar of Pharmacology
LC Getalis, Imperial Czar of Pharmacology

LC cmblake6, Imperial Black Ops Technician says:

Y’all, I’m learning to appreciate 180+ proof beverages, on top of my bp meds.

Did some painting over the weekend. Celebrated when it was over (whilst cleaning the brushes)…

Fun Fact: Everclear-190 and paint thinner fumes do not mix well!