For A Change

Lately I’ve been the harbinger of bad news. For once, that is not the case.

As of about an hour ago Crumb Cruchie and his beautiful wife are the proud parents of a beautiful baby girl, Zoey Lee. 8pds 8oz, 21 inches. Both mom and baby are healthy and well. Crumb is a little dazed and sleep deprived, but that’s how dads are supposed to be so it’s all good.

Welcome to the world Zoey, I can’t wait to meet you in person.


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    LC Light29ID - The Imperial Asshole growls and barks:

    Congrats Grandpa on your newest little princess…now where’s our damn cigars???

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    LC Light29ID – The Imperial Asshole @ #:
    I’ve got a couple contraband Cubans that I’m taking up to share with Crumb in a week or so. I’ll take a puff just for you Light29.

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    LC Light29ID - The Imperial Asshole growls and barks:

    :em01: :em01: :em01:

    Enjoy and again congrats to all.

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    LibraryGryffon growls and barks:

    Congrats to all concerned, and may they all have long, happy, fruitful lives.

    Yes, it’s so good to hear good things, there’s been too much doom and gloom everywhere lately.

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    Emperor Misha I growls and barks:

    Yay and congratulations!

    Today has been declared, by Imperial Decree, a day of celebrations!

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    irish19 growls and barks:

    Bravo! Congratulations!

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    Darth Venomous growls and barks:

    Ouuuuuut-standing, sir! :em01:

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    Eric Praline growls and barks:

    Mazel Tov to all the Crunchie Clan.

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    WhooHoo! Congrats to the whole family! :em01:

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    Tallulah growls and barks:

    The happiest days are the days when babies are born! Congratulations! and all the best to the parents and their little one.

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    Congratulation Crumb!
    Now, tha REAL hazardous duty begins.
    All set with the insomnia acclimation n’ hazmat gear, I reckon..
    May your procreation tour be joyous and successful.
    Welcome home, Zoey Lee!

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    YAY!!! Congrats to Crumb!

    Well done!

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    LC TerribleTroy growls and barks:

    Congrats Crumb & Mrs Crumb…..and congrats to GRANPA CRUNCHIE, or will that be Paw Paw Crunchie?…..haven’t seen ya round these parts much lately, was getting a bit concerned….. dont be a stranger man. Oh yeah….and you’re OLD, OLD I say! OLD OLD OLD. : )


    PS. Same goes for SOCAL and BisW

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    LC hilljohnny growls and barks:

    hurrah for the Crunchette!!!

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    L.O.R. Ankle biter growls and barks:

    *hoists a glass* To new, precious life

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    Delftsman3 growls and barks:

    Congratulations Grandpa ! now you havce a kid you can spoil to your hearts content and let her parents deal with the consequences :em05:

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    Delftsman3 growls and barks:

    Take a couple puffs of that Cuban for me too please.

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    LC TerribleTroy @ #:
    It’s Papa actually, and I’m not old ya bastard! :em01:

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    LC Ohio Right Wing Nut growls and barks:

    :em01: :em01: :em01:

    I think I might hoist 1 or 12 for this joyous occasion!!!!

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    LC TerribleTroy growls and barks:

    LC Ohio Right Wing Nut says:

    I think I might hoist 1 or 12 for this joyous occasion!!!!

    Might? Whats this might shit? Besides that, you were going to anyway, this just means you have a plausible reason other than your normal “Well, the Sun came up to day.” Muwahahahahaha.

    I keed, I keed….

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    LC Ohio Right Wing Nut growls and barks:

    LC TerribleTroy says:

    I keed, I keed….

    More accurate than you even know. :em01:

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    Igor, Imperial Booby growls and barks:

    AWRIGHT! Another budding Rottie. A crumblet-in-training!

    Congratulations to Mr. and Mrs. Crunchie. (the Missus did all the work, by the way). :em01: :em01: :em01: :em01:

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    CaveChild growls and barks: