Because this bitch would need cranial/rectal separation surgery after I was done.
There’s A Special Place In Hell For This
Lady worthless, whoreing shitstain on society (fixed it)
Update: Apparently this happened during a 2011 game between the Astros and the Diamondbacks. The film just now surfaced and has gone viral (this bitch will be outed by Friday) but it indeed had a happy ending. The team tracked down the little girl later in the game and gave her a signed ball with an apology.