This is why I’m an asshole

Because this bitch would need cranial/rectal separation surgery after I was done.

 

There’s A Special Place In Hell For This Lady worthless, whoreing shitstain on society (fixed it)

A little linky love for Nicki

Update:  Apparently this happened during a 2011 game between the Astros and the Diamondbacks.  The film just now surfaced and has gone viral (this bitch will be outed by Friday) but it indeed had a happy ending.  The team tracked down the little girl later in the game and gave her a signed ball with an apology.

10 comments

  1. 1
    AgTiger growls and barks:

    Opportunity for a Jumbotron shaming missed.

    1. Stop the game play.
    2. Slow down the video of the catch and her stealing the ball and celebrating about it, and replay that section on the jumbotron over and over again, with the seat section captioned in on the video.
    3. From the speakers, request that the woman shown in the video to return the ball that she took from the little girl who clearly made the catch, and state that gameplay won’t resume until she does.
    4. At the same time, send the staff up to take the ball from her and escort her from the premises if she refuses.

    And failing all of that (if the woman cut and ran before they could get to her) then do exactly what they did: Give the little girl a ball. (Well done on that part folks.)

  2. 2

    Two words: cunt punt.

    And thank you, my darling, for the linky love! :-*

  3. 3
    LibraryGryffon growls and barks:

    The high-fiving with her friends is almost worse, because it means that they *all* think what she did was OK. I’d like to think that none of my friends would do such an awful thing, but even more, I hope that if ever see someone doing something like this I’ll have the intestinal fortitude to call them out then and there.

  4. 4
    VonZorch Imperial Researcher growls and barks:

    While the supposedly adult female is most certainly an oxygen thief and waste of protein, it is vaguely possible that given the angle they were viewing from, her friends did not see her fail the catch and then steal the ball.
    Maybe I’m being to generous.

  5. 5
    Library Czar growls and barks:

    As a D-backs fan I remember seeing this over and over at the time. The announcers were none to kind about the bitch.

  6. 6
    LC MaxMomFL growls and barks:

    Democrat.

  7. 7

    when my boys were younger we went shopping at a local Toys’R”Us for the latest Ninja Turtles action figures. We were in the aisle looking at them when this pudgy unwashed 30 something toy collector walked up and snatched the last of one of the figures from the hands of this little kid that was next to us (not one of my boys). This kid was in tears and I confronted this idiot, saying that if he didn’t give it back that I would take it back and give it to the kid and how forcefully I did that was completely his decision. He turned to get away and I grabbed him by the back of the neck and started squeezing, he gave in and gave me the figure and I gave it to the kid (whose mom was watching all of this go down). The manager of the store had been notified what was happening in that aisle and he saw the whole thing too, he and a couple of the bigger male employees escorted this retard out of the store empty handed. When I went to the check out with my boys, the manager met us there with a couple of extra Ninja Turtle figures and handed them to my boys telling me that they were on the house…no charge.

    I’ve seen near brawls happen at ball games for foul balls and balls thrown into the stands. It can be pretty ugly….I would have gone down and taken that ball from her, again how forcefully I did it would completely be her decision.

  8. 8
    irish19 growls and barks:

    AgTiger @ #:
    I like the way you think.

  9. 9
    Igor, Imperial Booby growls and barks:

    Jaybear, you’re a Gentleman and a Scholar AND a BMF. All rolled into one! :em01:

  10. 10
    CaveChild growls and barks:

    Some people are just unbelievable.

    Dad told me he remembers the fights over the Cabbage Patch Kids. Mom used to work in a toy store and Dad went to pick her up. He saw Mom call for security when two women were fighting for the doll and ripped it in half. He said he didn’t say it, but he thought “Buy the doll a funeral.”