Sunday Night Funny Open Thread

Stilton Jarlsberg brings teh funneh:

We-Don't-Do-Pinpricks

Meow.

11 comments

  1. 1
    VonZorch Imperial Researcher growls and barks:

    Just about died laughing.
    Oh and FIRST:em07:

  2. 2
    LC Gladiator growls and barks:

    Parent Arrested from Common Core Meeting in Baltimore County MD

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XEQmUnisDEM

    Until the people are willing to stand together we are done. This is a disgrace. This is censorship of the first order. Unfortunately this is what the local police will become, the arm of the tyrant. These sheeple have to stand. I do not care if I agree with this guy or not but he must be able to speak. This is outrageous.

  3. 3
    LC Gladiator growls and barks:

    Then there is this to add to the pile: Syria may miss first deadline in U.S.-Russia chemical arms deal. According to the story – Marie Harf, a State Department spokeswoman, said Wednesday that “our goal is to see forward momentum” by Saturday, not the full list. “We’ve never said it was a hard and fast deadline.”.

    Wasn’t it touted by Mr. Gutsy that this was a hard deadline that had to be met – oops, excuse me, another ‘red line’ that dissipates into rainbows and unicorns. I would trust a used car salesman on S. Shepherd (Houston – where all the wrecking yards are) before I would trust anything this president or State Department says or does.

    Remember, when attention is on the moving lips, watch the left hand, it’s all smoke and mirrors. Add also the newest version of Rope A Dope- the Iranians are playing, of course, with Bambi, it’s more like Drop The Soap.

  4. 4
    LC Gladiator growls and barks:

    President Obama vowing that Syria would “cross a red line” by using chemical weapons is far from the only marker he’s laid down or promise he’s tried to keep since running for president in 2008.

    The president has made more than 500 campaign-related promises alone. And just last week he re-drew a line in the sand for congressional Republicans flirting with shutting down the government over his Affordable Care Act and looking for spending cuts as part of a separate deal to increase the federal debt limit.

    http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2013/09/22/red-line-just-one-roughly-500-obama-promises-that-have-come-and-gone/

  5. 5
    Mark growls and barks:

    This is what you can expect from Frank Marshall Davis’ bitch.

  6. 6
    LC Gladiator growls and barks:

    Senate Republicans Can Stop Reid from Funding Obamacare

    When Establishment Republicans and their Democrat comrades claim there is no path to victory in the fight to defund Obamacare, they are intentionally muddying the waters. Do not confuse blundering political expedience with winning.

    There is a clear path to victory and the folks comprising the new Republican leadership emerging in the House and Senate are smart enough and bold enough to take that path.

    They’re playing to win and deserve our support.

    Understanding the options available to these new leaders requires an understanding of a few of the basics of Senate rules and process. Otherwise folks like Karl Rove will tell you to “do the math” counting Democrat Senators without telling you that Senate Republicans have the ability to change the formula.

    To help simplify an explanation of the Senate process, think of it like a football game where the rules and timing are set, but there are different plays at your disposal. Winning requires playing the game with a focus on fundamentals.

    READ MORE
    http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Government/2013/09/23/Senate-fight-Reid

  7. 7
    Radical Redneck growls and barks:

    THIS should be the fate of every Mexican invader – become a roadside attraction.

    Is this not the coolest thing ever? :mrgreen:

  8. 8
    Igor, Imperial Booby growls and barks:

    Food for thought:

    Emasculating America
    By: David M. Weinberg
    Sep 19, 2013

    Barack Obama is purposefully engineering the decline of America on the world stage. He very clearly believes that the humbling of America will bring healing to the world; that he will be leaving the world a better place by cutting unexceptional America down to size.
    Published in The Jerusalem Post, Friday, September 20, 2013.
    Puzzled by the contradictions and fumbles in US President Barack Obama’s foreign policy, commentators have taken to calling him ham-handed or weak. They ascribe Obama’s zig-zagging on Libya, Egypt, Iran and especially Syria, along with his failed reset in relations with Russia, to indecision or inexperience; to incompetence or infirmity.
    Yet Obama is none of these frail things. He is neither naïve nor inept. He is quite decisive when he wants to be, and very able in advancing his agenda when he really wants to hit the goal. He is, by all accounts, a very focused man.
    Moreover, calling Obama maladroit does not sufficiently explain his mishandling of Russia or the Middle East. It fails to account for his apparent indifference in the face of America’s decline. Why has Obama so wantonly and care-freely allowed America’s international reputation and awesome global power to waste away?
    The answer is that Obama is clearly out to emasculate America; to doggedly drag it down, purposefully so. He seeks the weakening of the United States on the global stage as a good and necessary outcome. He has set this as one of the key goals of his presidency – and he is doing a very good, skillful job at hitting his target!
    In short, the nonchalance of Obama as America decays is doctrinaire. He ideologically intends it.
    From day one, Obama has not been comfortable with American leadership in world affairs. He explicitly views America’s past global performance to be arrogant and high-handed; to be militaristic and not completely moral. His wife, during the first campaign, called America a “mean” country. Obama termed America “overbearing.”
    Dozens of times, he has made it clear that he views America not as the leader of the world or the free world, but at best as a partner in the community of nations. Obama himself prefers to preen as a “citizen of the world.” That self-definition rolls comfortably off his tongue; being a “citizen of the United States” does not. He just doesn’t like America all that much.
    His path, then, is to “fundamentally transform” America’s place in the world; to denude the United States of its overwhelming global power; to strip the United States of its superior position; to drag America down from its imperious perch.
    Obama very clearly believes that the humbling of America will bring healing to the world; that the diminishment of America’s ability to throw its weight around will make room for other, just-as-moral powers to emerge (such as, perhaps, powerful Islamic actors); that the denouement of America will elevate world politics to a better sphere. Don Quixote-like, Obama thinks that he will be leaving the world a better place by cutting unexceptional America down to size.
    Taking advantage of a war-weary American body politic, and camouflaging his retreat from leadership as a new form of global “engagement” (whatever that means), Obama has proceeded very nicely in wrenching the United States off its traditional, honorable moorings. In five short years, with three to go, he has succeeded in squandering centuries of American might, prestige and credibility.
    Over the past month, Obama has granted Putin a gargantuan international victory, given Assad a new lease on life, emboldened Iran and its allies like Hezbollah, and re-energized the morally-bankrupt UN – while playing Hamlet about his own authority to strike Syria and trashing US credibility. He leaves America’s reputation in the world “unbelievably small.”
    Don’t assume that this erosion bothers Obama, or is the result of any failing. It is exactly where Obama is leading America, brilliantly so from his perspective – on principle, on target, and on plan.

    http://www.davinmweinberg.com
    http://www.jpost.com

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    LC Gladiator growls and barks:

    Bill Clinton’s former mistress alleged that Hillary Clinton is a bisexual in a recent interview.

    Gennifer Flowers, who reportedly had an affair with Bill Clinton for 12 years, told the Daily Mail that the former President did not care that his wife had sexual relations with men and women.

    “I just know what Bill told me and that was that he was aware that Hillary was bisexual and he didn’t care,” Flowers told the publication. “He should know. He said Hillary had eaten more pussy than he had.”

    She also claimed Bill Clinton was the love of her life, and they would be together had Chelsea Clinton not been born.

    “Bill and I would be together today if it wasn’t for politics,” Flowers said. “It was me, Bill, and Hillary. Then they had Chelsea and the stakes got too high.”

    +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

    Explains Huma and Janet Reno

  10. 10
    LC Gladiator growls and barks:

    Barack Obama, Al Sharpton, and Jesse Jackson are primarily responsible for creating hatred of white people by black people in the United States.

    There are many accomplices in this Hate-campaign by the democrats and liberals in this country.

    It happens all the time – innocent white people getting murdered by black people because the fake Civil Rights leaders told the young and ignorant that everything bad in their life is the fault of all white people.

    They spent about 18 months after Trayvon Martin died trying to start a race war, in which thousands of people would have been killed.

    Spike Lee put a $10,000 bounty on George Zimmerman, who was completely innocent.

    In fact, the Liberal-Democrat-Hatred-against-Whites Society tried to turn a Hispanic man into a white man just so they could launch a war against white people.

    It’s absolutely disgusting what they did.

    And Barack Obama supported them all the way.

    Now, for another generation, the country has to suffer the consequences of the actions of selfish arrogant corrupt liberals and democrats. For another generation, we will continue to hear about senseless homicides committed by black people who hate white people, because of the false propaganda that they heard.

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    LC Gladiator growls and barks:

    Detroit Union: Bring Back Our Pension Bonuses
    By Patrick Brennan

    Detroit’s municipal-employees union’s initial demand in the city’s bankruptcy proceedings: Bring back our bonus checks.

    A number of state and local governments across the country have paid an additional monthly pension payment, a “13th check,” on top of the twelve paid out each year, to their retirees, sometimes justifying them as cost-of-living adjustments for plans that don’t increase pensions with the rate of inflation (or quicker, as many do).

    Detroit has done that from 1985 to 2008, even though the city provides cost-of-living adjustments on top of that — it was justified entirely because the city’s pension funds had done reasonably well. When the pension funds brought in better returns than expected, the funds were distributed in the 13th checks. In 2011, as the city’s financial situation seriously deteriorated, the city shut down the 13th-check program. Union leaders contend that this couldn’t be done unilaterally, because the practice had gone on so long that it had become a guaranteed benefit — and Michigan’s employment commission agreed with them. But the situation wasn’t resolved, and now will have to be argued out in bankruptcy court.