Starbucks to 80 million Americans – we don’t want you.

Can’t say as I ever really cared much for Starbucks swill – in a pinch – groggy after a extended shift and desperate for caffeine maybe, but – Caribou is my coffee of choice.

Well, now…I guess I will just choke down a Red Bull or can of Coke or something if I need a pick me up from now on and my favorite Caribou’s is not around…..

Starbucks CEO Howard Scultz  to gun owners – “we don’t want you”.

 

Dear Fellow Americans,

Few topics in America generate a more polarized and emotional debate than guns. In recent months, Starbucks stores and our partners (employees) who work in our stores have been thrust unwillingly into the middle of this debate. That’s why I am writing today with a respectful request that customers no longer bring firearms into our stores or outdoor seating areas.

You don’t say Howie – 80 Million of your potential customers ….you just told pretty much “fuck off”. Let me know how that works out next Quarterly Earning report pal m-kay?

Polarized and Emotional is it? I never get emotional about guns Howie, never. Nor does any well trained gun owner that I know – unless it’s to smile with glee when putting a nice tight grouping on a piece of paper that beats your last attempt by a country mile. No Howie… Its the GFW crowd that gets all weak kneed and weepy at the mere site of a weapon – and with your little missive – you can sugar coat it all you want and couch it in all the buzz-word catch phrases you can…you just told me I’m no longer welcome. Got it.

And I respectfully have to decline your request Howie, you see my civil rights are not a mater of debate – as a matter of fact, it’s so NOT a matter open for debate that I just put a goodly chunk of hard earned scratch towards a political candidate –  the one running against the RINO Alexander Lamar from TN  for making that same erroneous choice – thinking my right to keep and bear arms was a “matter that should be open for debate”.  It’s not. It never will be. Not ever.

From the beginning, our vision at Starbucks has been to create a “third place” between home and work where people can come together to enjoy the peace and pleasure of coffee and community. Our values have always centered on building community rather than dividing people, and our stores exist to give every customer a safe and comfortable respite from the concerns of daily life.

Every customer with the exception of those who believe in the US Constitution and specifically the 2nd Amendment ….then – not so much….right Howie?

How’s this for an idea Howie . take your “community building” and take a hike … and oh if you would;  take the Sasquatch fucking Kenyan with you …. and your community building latte sipping busybody whiny customers  too.

And oh, BTW?  You just declared your stores a free fire zone for the likes of Aaron Alexis … good luck with that.

We appreciate that there is a highly sensitive balance of rights and responsibilities surrounding America’s gun laws, and we recognize the deep passion for and against the “open carry” laws adopted by many states. (In the United States, “open carry” is the term used for openly carrying a firearm in public.) For years we have listened carefully to input from our customers, partners, community leaders and voices on both sides of this complicated, highly charged issue. And we decided that wild eye bitter clinging gun toting citizens just don’t fit in with our oh so hip version of Utopia of next Tuesday…

Fixed it for you – No charge. Because isn’t that what you are trying to say here Howie? Really?

You took a side – the wrong one, and trust me – people vote with their wallets Howie…and the only fitting end for your already struggling bastion of asshatery called “Starbucks” is to watch it fold; slowly, painfully, and with much agony into Chapter 11. Hey maybe your Klingon fucking buddy from Kenya will deem you “too big to fail” and bail your worthless business out at the expense of the taxpayers…. hope springs eternal and all that. The flip side of that is … Karma is truly a bitch.

 

Our company’s longstanding approach to “open carry” has been to follow local laws: we permit it in states where allowed and we prohibit it in states where these laws don’t exist.

You permit it because otherwise – you’d get the living snot sued out of you. Let’s not be coy here Howie, if you could shoot every gun carrying patron that walks through your doors…you’d do it. With Glee. But that’s why you made it a ‘request’ …isn’t it?  Because you know in states where open carry is the law, you ain’t got a fucking snow balls chance in hell of stopping people from exercising their Constitutionally guaranteed rights.

We have chosen this approach because we believe our store partners should not be put in the uncomfortable position of requiring customers to disarm or leave our stores. We believe that gun policy should be addressed by government and law enforcement—not by Starbucks and our store partners.

Uh huh, sure Howie…..And so when someone “respectfully” tells you to cram your gun grabbing agenda  up your ass Howie…and walks in with a Glock strapped to his or her hip…then what? Fucking liberals, I swear…. you people never can make a coherent argument. Grow a set of balls Howie, for the love of the man Jesus!!

Just say it – “Starbucks is a gun free zone – we forbid firearms on any of our premises”. Then, I’d call a lawyer – you’re probably going to need one. See – easy? But no, you want to play both ends against the middle, and you know what?  That pisses me off even more.

Not that I even like your overpriced vomit in a leaky cup that you brazenly call “coffee” I don’t; but if I did, as a Gun owner, if you had the balls to say right out you don’t want guns on your property, guess what, I’ll probably still not frequent the place just on principle… but I might have said, “well it’s their property their rules, it’s my choice to frequent it or not”.  But you can rest assured now…I won’t so much set foot in your stores not to buy coffee, not even to piss on the floor.

You see, trying to do the whole “pragmatic” thing Howie? It’s a bad business idea and business model…always has been – always will be. Most people appreciate being dealt with in a straight forward manner – it saves time. You’re not dealing with us gun owners in that manner – you’re flipping and flapping  around like blown tire. I for one resent it. I’m not good enough to be trusted with a gun in your stores, but you still want me to spend money there?? Cake and eat it too is it?  No, sorry Howie…. It just doesn’t work that way.

Recently, however, we’ve seen the “open carry” debate become increasingly uncivil and, in some cases, even threatening.

And I’m just SURE it’s the gun owners acting like irresponsible little brats, after all, it was our candidate that was out there telling people that “I want you to get in other peoples faces”…right Howie? It’s all those gun toting bitter clingers out there screaming like a bunch of little bitches about “social justice” and “racism” at every fucking dust bunny that happens by…. isn’t it Howie?

How this for “uncivil” Howie…fuck you. And fuck Starbucks. And  Fuck your whiny customers that you took sides with …the ones that can’t deal with the site of a firearm with out pissing in their pants and screaming for their binkies.

Howie’s little missive blathers on for a bit longer, go read it it if you wish, I’m out of patience with the asshattery …..

But before I go –  Howie? I hope your business takes a header…and when it does, I hope you follow it right off the fucking cliff into oblivion you patronizing anti-American pansy ass  prick.

 

F.E.T.E.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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angrywebmaster
angrywebmaster

There is also another little issue that these companies aren’t considering. Suppose, for the sake of argument, all the gun owners who had been going in take their business elsewhere? Then, some nutjob comes in and blows away 10 or 20 customers and staff? Not only will Starbucks be civilly liable, there is the potential of criminal liability. They will… Read more »

Orion
Orion

Wal-Mart lost a major lawsuit on exactly that point, Angrywebmaster. They reversed their position about 15 seconds after signing the check.

And I stopped patronizing Starbucks after 9/11 when they were charging firefighters and police exorbitant prices for water.

Orion

LC Gladiator
LC Gladiator

NO PROBLEM

McDonalds coffee is CHEAPER and WAY BETTER.

LC Ogrrre - Imperial Heartless Bastard
LC Ogrrre - Imperial Heartless Bastard

Starbucks just continues to dig themselves deeper. At their last annual meeting the CEO disparaged Christian stockholders. So, apparently Starbucks doesn’t want gun owners (many, if not most, of whom are Christian) or Christians as stockholders or customers. On a brighter note, Starbucks built a store here in my town. The place lasted about a year before it went out… Read more »

LC TerribleTroy
LC TerribleTroy

The way I saw this presented this morning was that Starbucks was “asking” its customers to refrain from carrying firearms into the stores but not “prohibiting”. My response to such a request is to respectfully ask the requesting party to kiss my lily white arse. The reality of it (for me) is that this is moot. Not only can I… Read more »

angrywebmaster
angrywebmaster

The only time I have ever had Starbucks excuse for coffee, someone else paid for it. I did enjoy screwing with the whatever they call themselves, but what we call clerks, heads. My order, the 2-3 times someone else paid for it went. Large coffee, regular, black, no sugar. The droid behind the counter would look at me blankly and… Read more »

Boryon
Boryon

For some reason, every time someone mentions Starbucks, I think of this comic strip. I know, doughnuts are not really their thing, but the pretentious attitude of the barista reminds me of them. BTW, I just tried to log in following the link beneath this post. I kept getting “Denied” as the result. I was able to log in fine… Read more »

Igor, Imperial Booby
Igor, Imperial Booby

I try to avoid assclowns like these guys – if a company doesn’t care about my safety, then I won’t enter their establishment. If they are the only game in town, I’ll continue to carry, ignoring their stupid signs.
:em08:

My life, my responsibility, I don’t give a rat’s ass about your feewings.

angrywebmaster
angrywebmaster

Igor, Imperial Booby @ #:

just tried to log in following the link beneath this post. I kept getting “Denied” as the result. I was able to log in fine via the widget in the top left.

Was this my link? I just checked and it worked fine. :em03:

Igor, Imperial Booby
Igor, Imperial Booby

Angrywebmaster, that was Boryon at #7. Mine too works just fine.

Just gotta love them compukers, huh?

AgTiger
AgTiger

For these reasons, today we are respectfully requesting that customers no longer bring firearms into our stores or outdoor seating areas—even in states where “open carry” is permitted—unless they are authorized law enforcement personnel. Well then. They could have remained silent other than to continue to state they would follow the laws in their places of business, and not offended… Read more »

angrywebmaster
angrywebmaster

Igor, Imperial Booby @ #: Just gotta love them compukers, huh? No, I don’t And I’ve been working in the computer field since the days before cable modems. Had a problem the last M$ update. One of the patches wouldn’t install. Took some digging but the damn patch was for Windows server! Things took a turn for the worse when… Read more »

Boryon
Boryon

@Angry#9 & AgTiger#10: Nah, it was the link to logging in here. I don’t comment that often, so I usually get auto logged out. There are two places you can log in, in that case, either the widget in the top left or a log in link at the bottom of the comments. The latter link takes you to a… Read more »

Boryon
Boryon

angrywebmaster says:

Things took a turn for the worse when we gave up sticks and clay tablets.
:em07:

Damn those who cursed us with the abacus!
:em07:

angrywebmaster
angrywebmaster

Boryon @ #:

Damn those who cursed us with the abacus!

That would be my wife.
:em01:
She’s Chinese
:em01: :em08:

Hubby and I went into a Starbucks for a cup of joe once but couldn’t find a seat because they were all taken up by dead beats that were sitting there like big fat loads, not working, but sucking up the free Wi-Fi. They all looked up from their screens as we walked in as if we should have had… Read more »

Orion
Orion

@AWM #15.
Nonsense. Your wife cannot be Chinese. You are conservative and therefore, Racist. QED.

OMG! You’ve enslaved her! YOU BASTICH! ;-P 🙂

Orion

angrywebmaster
angrywebmaster

Orion @ #: Nonsense. Your wife cannot be Chinese. You are conservative and therefore, Racist. QED. My wife is a reformed communist. I watched her spend 4 hours arguing with a car dealer over $50. She won too! I admit I am a racist. I believe in the supremacy of the Human race of all other life forms on this… Read more »

Orion
Orion

LOL! I yield!

And Nope. Lifelong bachelor. 😀

VonZorch Imperial Researcher
VonZorch Imperial Researcher

LC Gladiator says: NO PROBLEM McDonalds coffee is CHEAPER and WAY BETTER. I’ll give you cheaper, better they’re about the same. Nowhere near as good as Dutch Brothers. Sadly I have moved, and am over 800 miles from the nearest one. angrywebmaster says: Things took a turn for the worse when we gave up sticks and clay tablets. Windows peaked… Read more »

Emperor Misha I
Emperor Misha I

Mheh. I don’t honestly know what to think about this. Primarily because you wouldn’t catch me dead paying four bucks for a 10 cent cup of coffee that doesn’t even taste near as good as what I can brew at home before I leave for work. So it’s not like they’ll be losing any of my business since they didn’t… Read more »

Emperor Misha I
Emperor Misha I

Boryon says: Nah, it was the link to logging in here. I don’t comment that often, so I usually get auto logged out. There are two places you can log in, in that case, either the widget in the top left or a log in link at the bottom of the comments. The latter link takes you to a log-in… Read more »

LC Sir Clambake, Imperial Black Ops Technician, K.o.E.
LC Sir Clambake, Imperial Black Ops Technician, K.o.E.

angrywebmaster @ # 1: Hmmm, that does make sense. And maybe I should be sorry to say this, but I truly kinda hope it does. Only, however, if there is some way we can convince the public at large this is why it happened. LC Gladiator says: NO PROBLEM McDonalds coffee is CHEAPER and WAY BETTER. Truth. angrywebmaster says: When… Read more »

angrywebmaster
angrywebmaster

VonZorch Imperial Researcher @ #:

That’s why I am now a confirmed Linux geek.

I am familiar with UNIX, but I really don’t want to work with an operating system that sounds like you’ve been castrated by a penguin.
:em07:

angrywebmaster
angrywebmaster

Orion @ #: LOL! I yield! And Nope. Lifelong bachelor My late father gave me a great piece of advice. I was introducing my new wife to the family and he was trying to make her feel welcome. He told me: Son, remember that marriage is a 90/10 proposition. You give 90% and your wife will take the remaining 10%.… Read more »

angrywebmaster
angrywebmaster

Emperor Misha I @ #: Howie can “respectfully request” all he wants. Unless he puts up a sign of dimensions clearly defined by law at all points of entry, his “request” doesn’t amount to shit, legally, in the state of Texas. So I COULD just say “fuck off” and walk in carrying a fucking arsenal and there’d be fuck all… Read more »

Darth Venomous
Darth Venomous

Just checked it myself. You’re right. I’ll have to defer to the code monkeys for that one. Until then, however, the login on the top left on the homepage works fine.

I’ll try to have a look this weekend. Got twenty million things on the plate already, but will see what I can do.

LC Moriarty, Imperial Goatherd
LC Moriarty, Imperial Goatherd

I have no interest in Starbucks rotten bean juice, despite them having a roasting facility near here.

I’ll stick to the locally-owned joint, just up the street. Apart from keeping the money in the community, they always have my “usual” ready by the time I hit the window.

angrywebmaster
angrywebmaster

LC Moriarty, Imperial Goatherd @ #:

I have no interest in Starbucks rotten bean juice, despite them having a roasting facility near here.

Starbucks is to coffee what Budweiser is to beer. Hot or cold, horse piss is still horse piss. :em07:

VonZorch Imperial Researcher
VonZorch Imperial Researcher

angrywebmaster says:

I am familiar with UNIX, but I really don’t want to work with an operating system that sounds like you’ve been castrated by a penguin.

:em05: :em05: :em05:

Alan K. Henderson
Alan K. Henderson

Does Starbucks allow you to bring your own mug?

LC Darth Scoundrel
LC Darth Scoundrel

I can see the point is lost. We did this to them. They did not do this to us. They were never our friends, but they were not our enemies, either. That’s the most we can usually ask for especially given that S-Bucks is a pretty lib company for the most part. But in this instance they did what we… Read more »