Duct tape in short supply after PA Biker Rally

*** Folks, After some more review,  It appears the below linked blog article is satire, sorry if I caused confusion – it’s still a funny read tho…***

 

I must admit, I am having a bit of difficulty writing this.

It’s hard to type on these new laptops with the back lit keyboards – the tears of laughter make the home keys double – and some times treble until you end up typing in a language that never existed ….

Alas, I will simply put up the link here – at least until such time I gain control of my motor functions once more. Go read, keyboard covers required and spew alert is in effect: you have been warned. …

PETA Crashes biker rally in PA (H/T and full credit to the blog at fromthetrenchesworldreport.com)

Back? Good…Okay -  I think *snort* I’ve got *giggle* myself under at least some bit of con -*gufffaw* -trol here.

 

what a wonderful coming together of two diverse groups!

Indeed! It simply warms the cockles of my heart to see such ‘diversity’ amidst the denizens of this wonderful Empire.

PETA usually protests women wearing fur rather than bikers wearing leather. Sounds to me like the old saying, “you mess with the bull, and you get the horns”.

Yep. I’ve noticed that too….Effeminate metrosexual Nancy boys and gender confused dykes with daddy issues generally pick on those that can’t mount a solid defense – but somehow these three morons got their dander up – too many doses of whatever happy pill they take to keep from collapsing into weeping puddles of humanity I suppose – and – paid the full price of admission.

 

Local and state police scoured the hills outside rural Johnstown, Pennsylvania, after reports of three animal rights activists going missing after attempting to protest the wearing of leather at a large motorcycle gang rally this weekend. Two others, previously reported missing, were discovered by fast food workers “duct taped inside fast food restaurant dumpsters,” according to police officials.

“Tha’ right there is funny. I don’t care who you are!” – to quote Larry the cable guy. In all seriousness – did these PETA folks really expect to be greeted with open arms and hugs at a – biker rally? Really? I’m about as far away politically and ideologically from PETA as any person walking the face of the planet – and I wouldn’t attempt to show up at a biker rally uninvited. That’s a real good way to get yourself into a whole heap of trouble with some folks perhaps sporting  pretty impressive resumes from places like Fulsome and Riker’s….You. Just.Can’t. Fix. Stupid.

“Something just went wrong,” said a still visibly shaken organizer of the protest. “Something just went horribly, horribly, wrong.”

I object. In the normal course of human events…..to quote the founders…. things went exactly according to the forces that guide the cosmos.

You see my little activist you and your ilk have made a terrible assumption – that “violence is never the answer”. We’ll ignore the glaring hypocrisy of  wanton acts of violence that YOU commit to further your addle brained agendas here.

Furthermore, doubling down on stupid, you wrongly assume that everyone  SHOULD think “FWEEL” like you do, that your misguided sense of how the world works or – should work according to of course, you – has somehow given you a license to be an complete and utter irritant to other humans. Her’s a bit of advice for the future twinkle toes….Some of those humans may react in ways you just don’t understand because well – simply put?  You’re a fucking pussy.

The organizer said a group of concerned animal rights activists, “growing tired of throwing fake blood and shouting profanities at older women wearing leather or fur coats,” decided to protest the annual motorcycle club event “in a hope to show them our outrage at their wanton use of leather in their clothing and motor bike seats.”

The oh so brave animal rights clownshoes ….picking on old ladies…class act indeed. Anyhell, How’d that work out for your Nancy? Not so well it looks like. There’s an old saying here that bears some relevance to this discussion – “choose your battles wisely” Ever heard that old saw? I guess not.

In fact,” said the organizer, “motorcycle gangs are one of the biggest abusers of wearing leather, and we decided it was high time that we let them know that we disagree with them using it, ergo, they should stop.”

And duct tape…You forgot the abuse of duct tape. I’d also charge here they seem to have a habit of ‘abusing’ idiotic PETA protesters….you REALLY should have taken the time to consider that and thought of it before you engaged here…jus’ saying.

According to witnesses, protesters arrived at the event in a vintage 1960?s era Volkswagen van and began to pelt the gang members with balloons filled with red colored water, simulating blood, and shouting “you’re murderers” to passersby. This, evidently, is when the brouhaha began.

You just can’t cant make this shit up folks. I gotta give the PETA trolls at least a “B” on this assignment – that took pure balls. You so much sneeze on some folks Harley…. let alone splash water filled with red dyes in it ….and you’re liable to find yourself counting your fucking teeth- hoping against all odds that you can find them all and high tail it to the dentist in time to have them successfully placed back in your jaws…assuming of course your jaws are in fact still intact, which there’s a 99.999 % possibility it won’t be. Balls or abject fucking stupidity here??? ….you make the call.

“They peed on me!!!” charged one activist. “They grabbed me, said I looked like I was French, started calling me ‘La Trene’ and duct taped me to a tree so they could pee on me all day!”

Oh come on buck up me fine activist!! …it’s just a little yellow water, albeit heavily beer and whiskey scented water- why heck, it’s pretty much just like the red water you were so happily just a few seconds ago bombing 30,000.00 dollar Harley’s with dontcha’ know…where’s your sense of humor !?!? Damn it. French – La Trene – My sides are just KILLING me from laughing here. And oh – it’s “Latrine” but the witty bikers certainly DO get a nod for outstanding sarcasm in the performance of duties as ruled by the cosmos.

Still others claimed they were forced to eat hamburgers and hot dogs under duress. Those who resisted were allegedly held down while several bikers “farted on their heads.”

In the grand scheme of things – I’d say you got off lucky. People have tried to crash Biker rallies before and got themselves dead in the process…and they were Bikers. You’re not. Permit me to form a word picture here ….

You PETA folks are sort of like – well like I said before, pussies. But aside from that fact, you’re akin to demented little toddlers peddling around furiously on your tricycles incessantly  ringing an annoying little bell until even the most patient of souls wants to scream and drive sharp instruments into their inner ears.

Bikers are – well Bikers, they don’t ride the same things you do. They ride 200 HP Beasts, affectionately called Hogs…. that tend to be loud and fast, much faster in fact,  than you can ever hope to accomplish on a tricycle. Do you see the problem here? No?

Well lets go further….you tried – no actually you DEMANDED  to ride your tricycle and ring your bell on the street. You got run the fuck over by a ‘Hog’. NOW do you understand the problem here? Yes? Wonderful!! Next time…stay on the sidewalk.

Police officials declined comments on any leads or arrests due to the ongoing nature of the investigation; however, organizers for the motorcycle club rally expressed “surprise” at the allegations.

How about that…I’m thinking here….Cops ain’t about to start a damn riot with a few hundred leather clad bikers trying to save a couple PETA folks…think about that next time you start poking  sticks at the rattlesnake PETA.

“That’s preposterous,”said one high-ranking member of the biker organizing committee. “We were having a party, and these people showed up and were very rude to us. They threw things at us, called us names, and tried to ruin the entire event. So, what did we do? We invited them to the party!

What could be more friendly than that? You know, just because we are all members of motorcycle clubs does not mean we do not care about inclusiveness. Personally, I think it shows a lack of character for them to be saying such nasty things about us after we bent over backwards to make them feel welcome.”

Spoken as only a true Biker could – without busting out in gales of laughter of course. I’m not sure duct taping someone in a tree 15 feet in the air actually qualifies as an “invite” Mongo….but hey man it’s your party – I got NO dog in the fight of course, I’m a bit wiser than – well -  PETA folks. Well spoken & well played  indeed….Carry on.

When confronted with the allegations of force-feeding the activist’s meat, using them as ad hoc latrines, leaving them incapacitated in fast food restaurant dumpsters, and ‘farting on their heads,’ the organizer declined to comment in detail. “That’s just our secret hand shake,” assured the organizer.

BWAHAHAHAHAHA…SECRET …..HANDSHAKE…*GASP* STOP IT, YOU’RE KILLING ME HERE!!

Again – Consider yourself lucky PETA pussies. This could have turned out worse. Much worse. As in “Three People are found in shallow graves with PETA Signs crammed sideways up their asses” jus’ saying.

“From the trenches” Author wraps up his essay with this :

“Something just went wrong,” said a still visibly shaken organizer of the protest. “Something just went horribly, horribly, wrong.”

Yes, it did. What went wrong is that, at some point in your life, you became horribly, horribly stupid.

Yep. And like I said – You can’t fix stupid, these people were very, very lucky that a little hazing and a good case of duct tape rash is all they got….

 

17 comments

  1. 1
    LC Roguetek growls and barks:

    A classic failure in the victim selection process.

  2. 2
    LC Timberwolf - Keeper of the Imperial Malinois growls and barks:

    I saw that when it first appeared, and it’s even funnier now. :D

    OK, I wanna correct ya on sumthin’ here. Pretty much any cool person is welcome at most any biker rally. We won’t beat anyone’s ass and hang ‘em upside down from a street sign unless they’re really askin’ for it. We’re basically friendly people and prefer titties and beer to delivering a “tune-up” to some miscreant.

    Besides, as we get older, we become more impatient and efficient in our fighting techniques. You might say we get downright lazy. So, instead of hitting some dumbfuck so hard that he’ll get a ticket for speeding in Taos, it’s simpler to just shoot them. But that gets into having to call your buddy with the backhoe and dragging the carcass out to a jobsite somewhere and buying a bag of lime along the way and … :em03:

    Well, you get my point, it just sounds too much like work, and when I’m on the scoot, the last thing I want to think about is work. So most of us ol’ scooter tramps just prefer to leave the fighting to the young bucks. ;)

    However, there are definitely some exceptions. They mess with my Harley, and it’s on, and it won’t be purty. I’m still a wicked ol’ fuck in damned good shape. That also goes for messin’ with my dog, my truck, and the Ol’ Lady, fer sure. Although she carries a little 8″ khukuri and might chop their fingers off before I can get close. :D

    As far as the leathers go? I ain’t sportin’ a 3-piece patch like the Bandits around here, so I don’t have some code that sez I have to slice up someone for desecrating my colors. I might just let the Imperial Malinois loose on their ass. Aw, who am I kiddin’? We’d tag-team ‘em! :em01:

    OK. Honestly, most of us aren’t 1%ers and aren’t in some outlaw MC. A lot of us are now professionals, business owners, and retired .mil types. Harleys and customs aren’t cheap. But we’re still real American bikers, 1/4″ away from being Berserkers. So you’re right, it ain’t a good idea ta push yer luck in our circles. And the biker babes are the worst, they can become purely evil if ya piss them off … :em06:

    So don’t be leery of coming by a rally, poker or toy run, or even some of the more well-behaved local biker bars. There’s still a deep code of honor among most of us that precludes jumping someone for just being a “citizen”. We might even talk you into buying a scoot and getting into the whole biker lifestyle and mindset so we can completely corrupt you and ruin your financial future! :D

  3. 3
    LC Roguetek growls and barks:

    Don’t be fooled. He’s lying. We hate you all, and if you show up, we’re going to beat you stupid, and take your money.

  4. 4
    LC Xystus growls and barks:

    I thought it read like satire anyway.

  5. 5
    LC Roguetek growls and barks:

    oh, it’s satire.

    For me, as second generation ‘scooter trash’, watching this new fad with being a ‘biker’ is somewhat ironic.

    There’s a t-shirt making the rounds in the biker community. “You used to hate us, now you want to -be- us.”

    And it’s horribly true. Gods of the Road save me from the ‘want-to-bees’ that infest harley dealerships, rallys, and all the other places we bikers used to congregate.

    And doing even get me started on the whole ‘Sons of Anarchy’ thing. really. You wont like it.

  6. 6
    Emperor Misha I growls and barks:

    LC Roguetek says:

    There’s a t-shirt making the rounds in the biker community. “You used to hate us, now you want to -be- us.”

    That’s not necessarily a bad thing through and through, though. Although I agree with you that the Meghan McCains of this world who like to think that their street cred gets improved by saying “I once was fucked by a biker, yo” is slightly more than ridiculous. And that goes for males who like to buy SoA t-shirts and wear them in public for the same reasons, too.

    Where it might not be all that bad, is that I think it is a reflection of more and more people being sick and tired of the status quo and wanting to declare their rebellious side which, for good or bad, right or wrong, is the image biking culture has in the public mind. If people want to start tentatively reaching out and touching their Inner Rebel™, then that’s not a bad thing. Provided they don’t get silly about it.

    If you’ll pardon me for going all psycho-babble and possibly reaching a bit here, it’s not about the hipster doofuses wearing SoA swag in between ironically sipping PBRs, those idiots will always be idiots in search of something that will make them look less ridiculous and useless than they truly are and deserve our contempt, it’s about many main street Americans looking around them at guys like the PGR, the Two Million Biker’s March etc. and seeing somebody who not only don’t give a fuck about The Narrative™, but also aren’t afraid of standing up and spitting in its face. And getting away with it. AND making a difference.

    And then they go “hey, if they can do it, if they can get away with what I really, honestly want to do but have been waiting for somebody to lead the way, then maybe I can too?”

    That’s great, because that’s what this society needs if we’re to be saved from the idiocracy, somebody who don’t give a fuck and say it out loud and proud, encouraging the rest to not necessarily follow suit by emulating their new idols but by embracing the principle that “it’s only OK if I think it is, and fuck you if you can’t deal with that.” It doesn’t have to be bikers, it can be any group of people or even individuals, but it’s all for the better. The more the merrier.

    And seriously, it wouldn’t be the first time that bikers led the way.

    Sure, fuck the phonies, they deserve the mockery, but don’t ignore the good coming from people who take heart from seeing others standing up to be counted.

  7. 7
    Emperor Misha I growls and barks:

    Oh, and for the record, I like SoA. As a SHOW. It’s hugely entertaining. As a documentary, which is how some idiots seem to see it? Don’t make me laugh. It’s just a show.

  8. 8
    LC Roguetek growls and barks:

    I can’t stand the show. It’s just too goddamn stupid. My wife loved it, so I had to watch it, and be aware of it., so I have pages of ranting about how stupid it is.

    Hate. It.

    Almost as bad as I hate liberals.

  9. 9
    LC Xystus growls and barks:

    Maybe we should have a “Sons of Monarchy” T-shirt. The Empire & all that.

  10. 10
    CaveChild growls and barks:

    I remember when that first came out. Dad sent me the link and laughed like hell.

    It still is funny.

  11. 11
    LC Timberwolf - Keeper of the Imperial Malinois growls and barks:

    Rogue, ya done fucked up my plan, now I’ll have to figure out another way to get beer money aside from rolling the rubes at the next bikefest. You’re ‘sposed ta be workin’ WITH me here! :D

    I’ve been riding Harleys over 40 years, and I used to get pissed at the wannabes. Anymore, they’re everywhere, but they stick to their “dealer rides” and “HOG Chapter” stuff, so I figure just let them have their sanitized version of the lifestyle. We old hardcores might have grown up in our old age and become more financially solid and superficially “respectable”, but we’re still far too wild for them.

    Misha, you hit it. People WANT to emulate those of us who ignore the system and plainly don’t give a fuck, and in a lot of cases, that means buy a scoot and become a “rebel”, at least on the weekends! LMMFAO!
    And no matter how much I hate what it’s turned into over the last 15 years, there’s no more blatant way in their minds to “flip off The Man” than to mount up on a Harley, a custom, or some other nasty sounding V Twin. As I said, I’ve just gotten used to it, like when I see a city boy wearing cowboy boots and an ol’ straw hat. Let ‘em do whatever they wanna do as long as they don’t fuck with me.
    I’m becoming more and more of a libertarian, I guess! :)

    But, there’s a VAST difference between being a BIKER and someone who merely owns a bike.

    One of my shirts says, “20 Grand and a T-Shirt Don’t Make You a Biker!”

    “Sons of Anarchy”? Yeah, it’s entertaining, but? Bro, do NOT get me started … :em08:

    As far as Libtards/Regressives/Collectivists/Statists/Marxists/Fascists?
    I honk and flip off everyone stupid enough to still have an Ogabwe sticker on their vehicle.
    I TRULY HATE those people, may they all die in some lingeringly PAINFUL manner …

  12. 12
    Emperor Misha I growls and barks:

    LC Timberwolf – Keeper of the Imperial Malinois says:

    But, there’s a VAST difference between being a BIKER and someone who merely owns a bike.

    One of my shirts says, “20 Grand and a T-Shirt Don’t Make You a Biker!”

    Damn straight. And I’m not a biker, I’ve just grown up around the lifestyle enough to at least think that I know a bit about it (and I’m probably still wrong ;) ), but that one I do know.

    Still, baby steps. If buying a store scooter is somebody’s first step to discovering their real inner rebel, then good. Great, actually. If not, well then it keeps HD in business, doesn’t it? :) I don’t know, I just love seeing people who previously didn’t dare leave the safety of their suburban plots beginning to dip their toes in the water. Makes me all warm and fuzzy inside.

    I remember the early days of my awakening to the fact that my fellow socialist cultists were full of shit. It wasn’t that I suddenly found myself locked in a room full of conservative books, it’s that I found myself envying those conservatives that I knew who seemed to never ever have to contort themselves into pretzels to defend their own views. Also, they had the best damn parties around. Overall, they just seemed to be having so much more fun and, most importantly to a young arse like I was at the time, they never felt like they had to adhere to a script. They just spoke their minds and didn’t seem to give a fart.

    It’s not what turned me into a conservative, it took quite a bit more than that, but it’s a great part of what encouraged me to commit heresy to the ghost of Marx because I wanted to test the waters.

    That’s why I, personally, think that our jobs as conservatives, if we want to expand our tent to include young people, is to emphasize that we’re not just a bunch of grumpy old guys who can’t finish a sentence without referencing Hayek, Friedman, Rand, or any number of other brilliant minds. We need to get back to our roots, and our roots, as conservatives, is our core philosophy:

    We’re not asking for ANYTHING, other than one thing, and that’s not a request. It’s a demand: Leave us the fuck ALONE and we’ll leave you the fuck alone as well.

    THAT attracts youngsters, I know it attracted ME, and it has the added advantage of being the truth. That IS the core of conservatism.

    LC Timberwolf – Keeper of the Imperial Malinois says:

    “Sons of Anarchy”? Yeah, it’s entertaining, but? Bro, do NOT get me started …

    Oh I hear ya, believe me I do. The problem, once again (according to me, of course), is not so much with the show as with the fact that so many people think of it as a documentary. And, of course, that the producers seem to encourage that by promoting their product’s “authenticity” way above and beyond its merits. Then again, if somebody’s stupid enough to believe a show producer’s self-promoting bullshit, then it’s on them.

    It’s the same way that I feel whenever I see a reference to Vikings in pop culture: Once I get done rolling my eyes and wanting to punch the stupid mug of the ignorant fucktard making it, I think to myself: “Oh well, it might just cause somebody, a small percentage of the viewers, to actually start looking into the facts. And if not? Still entertainment.”
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    LC Timberwolf - Keeper of the Imperial Malinois growls and barks:

    Hi, Misha.

    Oh, don’t get me wrong, there IS a certain “warm ‘n fuzzy” derived from seeing a newbie on his first scoot! I think I have to qualify my derision. It’s those that buy into the mystical HD legend and all it entails (of which a helluva lot is true), and then proceed to undergo some Jekyll and Hyde transformation into Mr. Billy Badass, Superbiker Extraordinaire, that completely annoy me. It’s a $20,000+ testosterone injection, based in a delusion! :D

    That’s just plain weird and far too prevalent. So it bugs the shit outta me. But other than that, I kinda like some of the new people, and as you said, we all have to start somewhere. These are folks I can call friends, and it’s all part of the natural progression as the true culture is refreshed and expands. Ya always need new blood.

    As to our ventures into freethinking, conservatism, libertarianism, and individualism? Once again, you slapped that nail silly. Finding everything from Heinlein to Hayek is the educational aspect of it, and it’s sometimes complex, but essential. Knowing all the intricacies of what you believe always solidifies that belief. But the PASSION is simple, and needs to be driven into every fissure we can exploit in a willing and open mind, whether they are 8 yrs old or 80. I think Vanderboegh says it the best:

    Leave us ALONE or we will KILL you.

    Yeah, that appeals to people, although many wouldn’t go so far as to phrase it that strongly. But it’s the bottom line. Works fer me! :D
    Toned down to an acceptable level, that resonates much more than, “Hey, that guy has more shit than we do, let’s take it!” People have been reading that Marxist crap since the 1840′s or so, and they still haven’t figured out it doesn’t work. Conquest has a proper time and place, but not when it cannibalizes your own society.

    Speaking of conquest, I’ve got a lil’ of the Northern European in me that also shudders at some of the “Viking” bullshit nowadays. How come that side of the family gets the bad rap when the Venetian side of the family comes from some equally rowdy guys with ships, but they are more renowned for their culture? Shit, those guys were pirates! :D

    Ah, well, it DOES leave the door open for some “educational moments”, just like when these morons bring up the War of Northern Aggression, and I get to teach them what REALLY happened. We all know the shit they teach these kids nowadays is nowhere near the truth.

    My biggest obstacle to passing on everything this old dude knows is that I’ve been getting in a really foul mood the last few years, and I don’t have a lot of patience right now. I guess that happens when you have a totalitarian regime staring at you and you wonder if they’re gonna make their move on you first, or whether you might have a chance to slip around them somehow and evade the Eye of Sauron for a few more years.

    “May you have an interesting life.” Yeah, I’d like ta smack that old Chinese guy right about now … :D

    OK, I’m officially off on a few tangents. Seeya. :)

  14. 14
    Veeshir growls and barks:

    Oh Emperor, did you see the show on History Channel callled Vikings?

    Aside from the Viking woman killing her clansman for rape, what did you think about that show?

    IMO, they surely made some of them much more touchy-feely and 21st century, but it seemed pretty realistic otherwise.

    Oh, and I got taken in by that too even though I think I posted it a year or two ago when it first came out.
    Oh well, it was too good to check.

  15. 15
    Special Ed growls and barks:

    Two things:
    1.

    Don’t be fooled. He’s lying. We hate you all, and if you show up, we’re going to beat you, sStupid, and take your money.

    Fixed it ferya. Punctuation saves lives!

    and B:
    The whole “Viking” deal started as a rite of passage for young men in the northern Eurasian region. They would be taken apart from the clan, as a group, usually of eight, to learn the manly arts and science of adult male badassery. They were called wolf cubs.
    Now, His Majesty, being a polyglot and all, can probably wax rhapsodic about the etymology of the word “wolf”, But I’m pretty certain that the modern translation of “viking” is “wolfling”. I belive what happened was that various groups of frustrated Norsemen, cooped up in the house for a long-ass winter with the old women yammering constantly about how useless the menfolk are, got to thinking about how much they enjoyed their “wolfling” days, raiding and fighting and being men among other unapologetic men. And they got in their boats to go “fishing”. And over time, turned “wolfling” from a noun for a young man undergoing life training, to a noun and a verb, and a damned fine, fun, profitable enterprise.

    But what do I know, maybe I’m just Special

    Ed

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    Emperor Misha I growls and barks:

    Veeshir says:

    Oh Emperor, did you see the show on History Channel callled Vikings?

    Aside from the Viking woman killing her clansman for rape, what did you think about that show?

    Can’t say as I have watched that show, but now I guess I’m going to have to look it up, Veesh.

    Actually, the bit you mention about a Viking woman offing a clansman for rape isn’t all that unlikely, though. Vikings took a very dim view of rape and other violations of women. Unless it was rape committed against Others™, of course. Such as nuns. And random conquered individuals. Vae Victis and all that. The Romans may have become famous for that expression, but my ancestors believed in it.

    Special Ed says:

    Now, His Majesty, being a polyglot and all, can probably wax rhapsodic about the etymology of the word “wolf”,

    There isn’t much of one, but thanks for the kind words. It simply means “wolf.” “Ulv” in modern Scandihoovian, but the same word, basically.

    Special Ed says:

    But I’m pretty certain that the modern translation of “viking” is “wolfling”.

    A bit off, but I do like your version a lot better :)

    The true etymology of “Viking” is that it simply means “people who come from bays/fjords.” The first part, “vik”, means fjord or bay or any such area next to a body of water that is secluded to varying degrees from the surrounding landscape, also known as “a heck of a base for naval operations.” The second part, “-ing”, simply means “somebody coming from or belonging to a group defined by the first part.”

    I suppose that it could also have to do with bays etc. being perfect landing spots and therefore being the kind of geographical feature that the hapless about to be pillaged folks saw their pillagers coming from.

    It later, or perhaps at the same time, historians disagree, became a word for “pirate” or “seafaring pillager”, which is where the expression “to go Viking” comes from.

    You are, however, most likely absolutely correct in your assumption that the whole Viking “thing” came about at least partially as a result of the menfolk having nothing much better to do and just wanting some time away from it all. When your homeland is cold, harsh, unforgiving and generally speaking NOT a vacation spot, you pretty much have to take whatever you want from somewhere and somebody else.

    I mean, really. You can either resign yourself to a lifetime of herding pigs, trying (and failing) to grow food off the land, trying to keep warm in the winter (most of the year) and sitting around the hearth telling stories while the womenfolk nag you endlessly about why you never got a job in a nice office or became a doctor, or you can go pillage, plunder and rape somebody else.
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    Veeshir growls and barks:

    It was an Other, they were invading a village and one of the men found a woman he wanted.

    As he was raping her, Our Hero’s Wife came in and killed him.

    Our Hero was a little too 21st century touchy-feely, for instance, he found a priest and instead of killing him, he made him a “slave” (scare quotes most certainly intended) but other than that it was pretty good.

    It’s a soap opera, but it’s about Vikings.
    Of soap operas, I like Spartacus on Starz, I watch Sons of Anarchy, but it’s “eh” and the Walking Dead pretty much round out my soap opera likes.

    Oh, and Boardwalk Empire, but I don’t have HBO anymore so I don’t know if I’d like the new season.
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