Because, RELIGION OF PEACE! (h/t our sestrichka).
Al Nahar, Lebanon, has reported that an eight year old child bride died in Yemen on her wedding night after suffering internal injuries due to sexual trauma. Human rights organizations are calling for the arrest of her husband who was five times her age.
But don’t you dare judge other “cultures”, you racists!
His Imperial Majesty would like nothing more than to judge said “cultures” with about 20 or 30 megatons of canned sunshine.
And no, we wouldn’t lose a single nanosecond’s worth of sleep over it.
Pest control is not “killing”, it’s simply global hygiene.
And fuck you, “community organizer Hussein”.