Meanwhile, in DC

While they were hoping we weren’t looking, Weepy Boner and Eric Cunthair have been busy writing the script for a nice bit of Kabuki theater that will ensure that Obamacare gets fully funded.

Let me break down their plan for you. House leadership will pass a continuing resolution in the House. It will fund Obamacare. Cantor and Sessions will also make sure a separate resolution to defund Obamacare gets passed that would amend the CR to defund Obamacare if the Senate votes for it, which they of course will not. These two separate votes will be combined with great fan fare to make it look like House Republicans are voting for a CR that defunds Obamacare. But the Senate will pass the CR that funds Obamacare, sending it to the President, and ignore the defund resolution.

Obamacare will be fully funded, but the GOP will get to tell its voters that it supported defunding Obamacare. Yes, they did. But only because they rigged the defunding effort to fail. This is a head pat to conservatives designed to screw them and the nation at a time more and more Americans are seeing employers shove them to part time work, cutting spousal benefits, or refusing insurance altogether because of Obamacare.

And they’re counting on the voters being too damn stupid to see it for what it is. Sadly, they may just be right.

Now get back to work, America, you have taxes to pay and votes to throw at Boner and Cunthair so they can stay in office and maintain a steady supply of nose candy and nubile interns on your dime. And Obamacare? Seriously, you dumb vote cattle, they’ve already made sure that they are exempt from that, so why would they care?

Now go enjoy your beets and gruel, peasants.


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Good Lord, these asshats need to be confronted and say..” Either you are an incompetant failure or you are lying to us? Which is it and your only choice at this point is Tar and Feather and immediate resignation, or my friend Mr. Rope assembled to Mr. Tree, which will it be?


Igor, Imperial Booby
Igor, Imperial Booby

RE-ELECT NOBODY! Time to send these asswagons packing. They haven’t impeached Obambi, and for that matter they need to be recalled/impeached/worked over themselves. And people wonder why I dwell on Politics. It’s the voters, stupid!! (Or, is that, “It’s the stupid voters!!” ? Either way, we’re screwed until the system collapses and we can rebuild… And, yes, we can rebuild.)

Fa Cube Itches
Fa Cube Itches

So….does RedState still consider itself a Conservative AND Republican site? They may be experiencing a little cognitive dissonance on this one, then. Every day for them must be like that scene from Real Genius: Lazlo Hollyfeld: Well, how’d you do? Chris Knight: How’d I do? I passed! But I failed! Yeah! Lazlo Hollyfeld: Well, then I’m happy and sad for… Read more »

LC Aggie Sith, a goddess, only different, G.G.O.R.
LC Aggie Sith, a goddess, only different, G.G.O.R.

They can keep the beets.

Time to enrich their diet with some iron, too 😉

LC Aggie Sith, a goddess, only different, G.G.O.R.
LC Aggie Sith, a goddess, only different, G.G.O.R.

Off topic, but I know some of y’all are friends with Draco at facebook, and I think y’all should know where things stand. This past Monday, I went to Draco’s page to read any further updates his wife had posted, only to find myself deleted from his friends list. In a way, she tried to cut off my last tie… Read more »

FrJim, Imperial Chaplain
FrJim, Imperial Chaplain

Seems almost superfluous, given the death of Draco and comments about same.

But with regard to the article in question, the RINOs are sealing their own fate here. We Conservatives get the picture: we aren’t welcome in the Republican Party under the neo-Statists.


Try to win without us.

I’m done. Not ONE DIME or ONE MORE VOTE.