Ogabe/McShitstain/Grahamnesty Allies Attack, Seize and Pillage Christian Village

residents of Maaloula reached by telephone described fierce battles in the streets that forced them and other locals to flee as opposition fighters flooded the village.

One resident said the rebels — many of them wearing beards and shouting, “God is great!” — attacked Christian homes and churches shortly after seizing the village.

“They shot and killed people. I heard gunshots and then I saw three bodies lying in the middle of a street in the old quarters of the village,” the resident said by telephone. “So many people fled the village for safety.”

Now, he said, Maaloula “is a ghost town.”

“Where is President Obama to see what befallen on us?” asked the man, who fled the village on Sunday. He declined to give his name out of fear for his safety.

He’s golfing, but then, then he’ll Tomahawk the everloving FUCK out of you Christofascist, dictator-supporting racists for daring to stand in the way of his “largely moderate” Al Qaeda allies.

OK, so we suppose it beats being beheaded with a rusty scimitar.

Heckuva job, Shitstain/Corker/Grahamnesty/Weepy Boner, heckuva job!



  1. 1
    Nate growls and barks:

    Maverick John McDepends was heard to lament, ‘No, no, those villagers have it wrong; those freedom fighters were yelling ‘PRAISE GOD’.’

  2. 2
    readerjp growls and barks:

    Ogabe has made us a laughingstock in the world.

  3. 3
    Igor, Imperial Booby growls and barks:

    No blood for ego!

  4. 4
    angrywebmaster growls and barks:

    Igor, Imperial Booby @ #:

    No blood for ego!

    John, “Liveshot” Kerry announces that any strike against Syria will be “Unbelievably small,” much like Obama’s manhood.
    You know, there is a reason Michelle Obama has that perpetual, unsatisfied scowl on her face.

  5. 5
    LC Gladiator growls and barks:

    I suspect DJ, like his Hero oBAMA , has a unbelievebally small dick

  6. 6
    LC Gladiator growls and barks:

    and his wife agrees

  7. 7
    kmhendu growls and barks:

    This regime has supported the extermination of Christians by Muslims at every turn. Ive never heard one of these gas bags ever mention the plight of Christians in Muslim countries.