Ogabe/McShitstain/Grahamnesty Allies Attack, Seize and Pillage Christian Village

residents of Maaloula reached by telephone described fierce battles in the streets that forced them and other locals to flee as opposition fighters flooded the village.

One resident said the rebels — many of them wearing beards and shouting, “God is great!” — attacked Christian homes and churches shortly after seizing the village.

“They shot and killed people. I heard gunshots and then I saw three bodies lying in the middle of a street in the old quarters of the village,” the resident said by telephone. “So many people fled the village for safety.”

Now, he said, Maaloula “is a ghost town.”

“Where is President Obama to see what befallen on us?” asked the man, who fled the village on Sunday. He declined to give his name out of fear for his safety.

He’s golfing, but then, then he’ll Tomahawk the everloving FUCK out of you Christofascist, dictator-supporting racists for daring to stand in the way of his “largely moderate” Al Qaeda allies.

OK, so we suppose it beats being beheaded with a rusty scimitar.

Heckuva job, Shitstain/Corker/Grahamnesty/Weepy Boner, heckuva job!

Thatisall.

12 comments

  1. 1
    Nate growls and barks:

    Maverick John McDepends was heard to lament, ‘No, no, those villagers have it wrong; those freedom fighters were yelling ‘PRAISE GOD’.’

  2. 2
    readerjp growls and barks:

    Ogabe has made us a laughingstock in the world.

  3. 3
    DJ Allyn, MPSE growls and barks:

    Ya know, it is funny, but if Obama had simply ignored this gas crap, you’d be taking the EXACT OPPOSITE argument right now.

    Be honest for once. Regardless of WHAT Obama did in this case, you would have found a reason to attack him. The classic Catch-22. Damned if he does, damned if he doesn’t.

    If I were to give Obama advice right now, I would tell him that he should quit the ENTIRE Middle East. Right now. Including Israel.

    Fuck all the bullshit.

    It is time to STOP being the world’s “cop”. Quit sticking our nose into other people’s business. For fucking ONCE, let’s start dealing with our OWN bullshit here at home and to HELL with everyone else.

    If there is an issue that needs to be dealt with somewhere else, let THEM deal with it, or find some other sucker to be that “cop”.
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    LC Xystus growls and barks:

    DJ Allyn, IC:

    Be honest for once. Regardless of WHAT Obama did in this case, you would have found a reason to attack him.

    Captain Counterfactual cavils again!

    It is time to STOP being the world’s “cop”. Quit sticking our nose into other people’s business. For fucking ONCE, let’s start dealing with our OWN bullshit here at home and to HELL with everyone else.

    Then, kinda, agrees with the pack anyway!

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    angrywebmaster growls and barks:

    DJ Allyn, MPSE @ #:

    Ya know, it is funny, but if Obama had simply ignored this gas crap, you’d be taking the EXACT OPPOSITE argument right now.

    No, actually, I wouldn’t.
    When Iran and Iraq were going at each other, and I learned what a pig Saddam was, I assumed the Kissinger position towards them. “Is there any way both sides could lose?”
    :em07:
    That’s how I feel regarding Syria. I think we should build a wall around the country with a way in for the people who want to fight. (Don’t care which side). It will be a one way door of course.
    :em01:
    When things quiet down, we lob in a few cases of AK47, RPG’s and ammo to liven things up again.
    :em07:
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    DJ Allyn, MPSE says:

    It is time to STOP being the world’s “cop”. Quit sticking our nose into other people’s business. For fucking ONCE, let’s start dealing with our OWN bullshit here at home and to HELL with everyone else.

    On this, I stand in agreement. Syria’s civil war is SYRIA’s. Not ours. No US interests lie at stake, and we have no business there. None. Zip. Zero.
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    Igor, Imperial Booby growls and barks:

    No blood for ego!

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    angrywebmaster growls and barks:

    Igor, Imperial Booby @ #:

    No blood for ego!

    John, “Liveshot” Kerry announces that any strike against Syria will be “Unbelievably small,” much like Obama’s manhood.
    :em05:
    You know, there is a reason Michelle Obama has that perpetual, unsatisfied scowl on her face.
    :em05:
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    LC Gladiator growls and barks:

    I suspect DJ, like his Hero oBAMA , has a unbelievebally small dick

  10. 10
    LC Gladiator growls and barks:

    and his wife agrees

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    kmhendu growls and barks:

    This regime has supported the extermination of Christians by Muslims at every turn. Ive never heard one of these gas bags ever mention the plight of Christians in Muslim countries.

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    Emperor Misha I growls and barks:

    DJ Allyn, MPSE says:

    Ya know, it is funny, but if Obama had simply ignored this gas crap, you’d be taking the EXACT OPPOSITE argument right now.

    No. And I can tell you why: Because I was busy ignoring this “gas crap” just as much as Jugear was when the first gas attack happened back in March. Which, by the way, turns out apparently to have been the work of Jugear’s Al Qaeda allies.

    I don’t really GIVE a flying fuck how Middle Eastern dictators and terrorists kill off each other, as long as they do it as much and as brutally as they possibly can. Every single time one of those animals die, the Baby Jesus smiles.

    There was a small window, a very very narrow one right at the beginning of the Syrian civil war, where the Assad opposition was composed of Syrians pissed off at being abused by a dictator and just wanting to be rid of him so they could have the same liberties as civilized people. A time before the insurgency ended up a mess of various factions of terrorists wanting another pisslamic shithole like the ones Jugears created in Egypt, Libya and Tunisia. At that exact point in history, I would have been all in for bombing Assad back to the Pleistocene.

    And Jugears did exactly the same thing he did when the Iranians tried to throw off the mullahs. He sat back and did fuck all. Which I could support. Just because I’d have loved to see Assad with a brand new napalm facial, and I would, we sure do agree that we don’t always have to be the ones to step in a clean up other people’s messes. And, seriously, since you want me to be serious, arguing that, as satisfying as it would be to see Assad turned into a crispy critter, Syria really isn’t all that important to our national security would be a very good argument.

    But stepping in when it has all devolved into a fight between the plague and cholera? That’s just sixteen degrees of stupid. Better to sit back and watch the parasites eat each other. Bring your own beer.

    Sure, if he’d continued his already proven record of ignoring the allegations of Assad’s use of gas, I would have made fun of him too, but that’s because he’d painted himself into a corner because of his stupid, pig ignorant alligator mouth.

    If you issue a threat, you’d damn well BETTER be willing to follow through on it or you should just keep your stupid face shut.

    Anybody who has ever raised a child either knows that or should have been sterilized before he could procreate.
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