Ace links to an article about how support for Barry Diaper Rash’s Excellent Syrian Adventure doesn’t seem to materialize and how we can probably expect another massive wave or bribes, give-aways and charges to our children’s bank accounts to get Barry Bumrush the votes that he so desperately needs, lest he be left looking like the bumbling, incompetent fuckup that he truly is.
The White House has other inducements for members who are still resistant. “I think the White House candy store is open,”said John Bolton, a former U.N. ambassador under President Bush who opposes a military strike against Syria, on Fox News Tuesday. “What do you need for your district or state? A post office? A new military facility? What do you want? I think anything you want you’re going to get because the White House is going to do whatever it takes to get a majority.”
And you know, it might actually work. It certainly did work when the whores of Congress sold out our children’s futures by voting for OgabeCare in exchange for an assortment of bribes, but that doesn’t mean that it can’t work out to the advantage of our nation this time.
So sure, His Imperial Majesty is willing to work with Comrade Ogabe on this one. For a price. Since O’Boehner and McCockless, not to mention the Three Amigos McShitstain, Grahamnesty and Cantor, are so hell bent and determined to manufacture a “yay” on president Twinkletoes’ urge to distract the nation from his endless series of catastrophic failures and acts of treason, why don’t you put a price tag on it?
We mean, you moron GOP traitors have been braying far and wide about how bloody determined you are to repeal OgabeCare (unless you actually have to, you know, repeal it), so why not, for once, put your yaps where your money is? Tell Ogabe that you’ll get the “yay” votes he needs if he immediately repeals the destruction of our health care system.
Fuck, we’d be OK with that.
His Imperial Majesty would be perfectly willing to bless the hellfire of tens of thousands of missiles on the noggins of pisslamic fuckheads who hate our guts anyways if it meant saving the best healthcare system on the planet for our children and grandchildren.
Ogabe would get his distraction, O’Boehner would get what he’s been claiming he wants but can’t quite bring himself to do anything about until Next Tuesday™ and be a fucking hero to the vast majority of Americans and our kids and grandkids won’t have to live with the kind of health”care” that we grew up with in socialististan.
All for the price of a few thousand pisslamic haji fucknuts’ lives?
A steal at that price.
You have a bargaining chip, Weepy Boner, no go fucking BARGAIN.
Or go to hell. Skip the wait because you’re going there anyway, you Benedict Quisling shitbird.
Of course, you’re talking about Republicans trying to strong-arm someone who isn’t a conservative voter. I’ve seen this movie before, and it doesn’t end well for the GOP types: Senator Geary: You can have the license. The price is $250,000… plus a monthly payment of 5% of the gross… of all four hotels… Mr. Corleone Michael Corleone: Now, the price… Read more »
BUT WAIT!!! If we act right now (cuz we can’t do this all day) we could get a repeal of the executive order repealing welfare reform!
It’s an amazement how far we’ve fallen as a country. We’d be better off with the ShamWow guy as speaker instead of the ShamNow guy that’s in there.
I’m waiting to see Obama go toe-to-toe with Putin.
In a comparison of testicle volume, it’s sort of like the planet Jupiter against a BB.
Mark12A @ #3:
More appropriately, a gnat’s fart in a hurricane…
So, let’s see if I’ve got this straight: We can stay the hell out of the Syrian tar pit, but get to take it up the bunghole from Ogabelinicare. Or we can ditch the most horribly invasive government program ever, but, in return, we have to act as al-Qaeda’s air force. Talk about a Kobayashi Maru scenario. Where can I… Read more »
That’s a great idea. All Obama is going to do is lob some bombs at Syria, I think he’d see a revolt of generals if he tried throwing in a “Mogadishu Brigade” of designated red-shirts. The problem with the idea is that there are no pros worthy of a quid or a quo. Boehner and McConnell don’t want to repeal… Read more »
Any boots on the ground will be no better than a red-shirt on a Star Trek landing party.
Library Czar @ #: Any boots on the ground will be no better than a red-shirt on a Star Trek landing party. Actually, they’ll be worse. Nobody, but nobody, gave a flying fuck about the dead redshirts. No wakes, no memorials, nothing; they didn’t even rate somber music at the moment of their deaths. But then again, no one waved… Read more »