Much As Expected, Barry the Pussy Busy Blaming Everybody Else

Because Barry is a pussy. A limp-dicked, effete, Reggie Love-fluffing pussy.

“My credibility is not on the line — the international community’s credibility is on the line,” President Barack Obama said Wednesday in Sweden regarding his desire for a military strike in response to a suspected August chemical attack in Syria. He said the question is, after going through all the evidence: “Are we going to try to find a reason not to act? And if that’s the case, then I think the (world) community should admit it.”

President Barack Obama said Wednesday the “red line” he previously spoke of regarding the use of chemical weapons in Syria wasn’t his own, but the world’s. “I didn’t set a red line. The world set a red line. The world set a red line when governments representing 98%” of the world’s population “passed a treaty forbidding (chemical weapons) use, even when countries are engaged in war,” Obama said in Sweden.

Then why, we must ask, is “the whole world” busy looking the other way not wanting any part in your Excellent Syrian Adventure, Barry Bumblefuck? OK, the whole world minus fwance who is, as always, willing to fight to the last American, as well as the Fabulous Couple of the Senate, McVain and Grahamnesty.

By the way, here’s some video of president Awesome definitely NOT setting any red lines:

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See? He quite clearly says “the whole world” in that video, doesn’t he? Racist. Shut up!

And Weepy Boner is already on the record as definitely, positively, no questions asked being in favor of voting for Barry’s brilliant plan of lobbing a bunch of missiles in support of al-Qaeda with no goal, no exit strategy and no definition of how much is enough, except of course that it has to be “muscular enough to not get mocked”, but with the caveat that “there’s no goal of regime change here” or, in other words, “just enough missiles that it looks like Barry is doing something, but not enough to have any sort of effect.”

Damn, we’re willing to bet you that both Assad and everybody else in the world are positively shitting themselves in the face of that sort of steely resolve!

When asked for comment, Vladimir Putin stated that “your comrade petukh is at least, for all of his failings, a man of his word. His promise that he’d be ‘more flexible’ after his reelection was as good as gold. You would not believe the things he did with his body the last time we were together! I feel kind of sorry for the pig, though.”

Well done, Weepy Boner! You’re not only doing what you’ve done every single time a fight has been in the offing in the past, which is to surrender, you’ve now upped your game to where you preemptively surrender even before it’s been explained to you what you’re surrendering to! Now that’s some “conservative commitment and fighting spirit”, right there!

Fucking useless Stupid Party.

Thatisall.

29 comments

  1. 1
    angrywebmaster growls and barks:

    And speaking of that crybaby speaker of the house, Hot Air is saying there is a rumor that he will retire in 2014.
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    He should retire now and take his moronic RINO team with him.
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    And while McShitstain and Grahamnesty are busy beating the drums of war, Turkey is up for some action as well. After all, Erdogan hates Asad, and the millions of Syrians pouring into Turkey to escape the carnage aren’t sitting well with the leadership.
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    angrywebmaster growls and barks:

    And the New York Slimes has a piece on just who Der Fubar Et al. wants to support.
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    Igor, Imperial Booby growls and barks:

    *** Teh Won, Teh Stoopid, Teh SCOAMF! ****

    A *new* crisis every week! Stay tuned, kiddies, for scenes from next week, where our Beloved Obumbles finds something else to screw up and blame someone else for!!

    I can see the crackheads, welfare cheats, lazy ass Gen-Xers voting for this pile of crap we laughingly call our “leader”, but why oh why is the Lamestream Media still reporting that things are rosy, he’s “Teh Smartest (p)Resident evah!”, and we need to stick our noses (and borrowed tax dollars) into a frickkin’ conflict that we’d best LEAVE ALONE! Why, oh why, I ask!

    May God have mercy on us. We’re screwed, blued, dyed, and tattooed. Both I and my wife are starting to go into SEVERE SURVIVAL MODE now.

    Hunker down, Rotties.

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    angrywebmaster growls and barks:

    Igor, Imperial Booby @ #:

    but why oh why is the Lamestream Media still reporting that things are rosy

    They are slowly starting to turn on him. They should complete the 180 degree switch, at current rate of questioning, sometime in 2694
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    LC MaxMomFL growls and barks:

    The solution to the dilemma created by the President in bringing the matter to Congress is obvious… vote ‘present’. No one in congress who wants to avoid blame in this decision should vote ‘yea’ or ‘nay’. Either of those opptions changes nothing regarding Obama’s pitious foreign policy and would only result in political blowback. In the meantime a ‘present’ vote would convey a simple message: “It is entirely up to you Mr. President.”. The other distinct possibility being that the Democrats and RINOS expecting to be outvoted will vote for aggressive action and find themselves holding the bag. Either way, conservatives should vote present and stay out of it.

    I am unfamiliar with the rules of Congressional voting so I am not sure if it is possible for the speaker to simply not bring the matter to a vote. I think that we all know that Mr. Boehner wouldn’t have the stomach or any other organs positioned below that to make such a stand. Therefore, a ‘present’ vote along with the ‘in your face’ message it would project seems the simplest and most direct option.
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    angrywebmaster growls and barks:

    LC MaxMomFL @ #:

    vote ‘present’. No one in congress who wants to avoid blame in this decision should vote ‘yea’ or ‘nay’

    Actually, I think the “Nay” vote would be the safe vote. the opposition to Obama is crossing all lines.
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    LC Light29ID - The Imperial Asshole growls and barks:

    At least it took the French six weeks of resistance before they surrendered…

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    Lady H growls and barks:

    Cannot help but chuckle to myself at all, but one, of my Facebook Obama supporter family and friends’ deafening silence on this. :em05: :em03:
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    angrywebmaster growls and barks:

    Lady H @ #:

    all, but one, of my Facebook Obama supporter family and friends’ deafening silence on this

    So what do “the one” have to say?
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    Cougar1978 growls and barks:

    My favorite bit of denial was that ole scrotum face James Carville stammering and blaming Syria’s problem (problem being Obama not getting traction to start a war to distract the masses) on George W Bush. Bush has been out of office almost 5-6 fucking years, you Cajun cocksmoke. STFU. How the Hell is someone who’s been the fuck out of DC for so long so so to blame?

    Jee-zus. Come on apocalypse! My money’s on the motherfukkin zombies.

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    LC Light29ID - The Imperial Asshole growls and barks:

    Cougar1978 @ #:

    We’ve already been overrun by the zombie horde…they voted on Nov 6.

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    LC Wil, S.C.E. growls and barks:

    Let me see if i understand the problem / issue correctly:

    1) Somebody let Boy Fuhrer run off at the pie hole ON CAMERA, without his teleprompter to do his thinking for him.

    2) B.F. promptly says something stupid about a civil war that is AB-SO-FUCKING-LUTELY none of this county’r damn business. Starts free associating between “Asswad”, “Chemical Weapons”, “Civillians”, and allows his alligator mouth to write checks his hummingbird ass cannot cover.

    3) SOMEBODY in Syria tosses out a few dozen/hundred/thousand cannisters of what the civillians on the ground call Sarin Gas. NOTE: We still have no proof whodunit, whotheydunitto, whytheydunit, or whomadetheshit. We actually don’t have a real good idea that it was actually Sarin. There is some evidence it was the Russians, attempting to embarrass B.F. (Those of us of a certain age can smell a KGB op at quite a distance, and they don’t care who/what collateral damage is done. Just sayin’, is all.)

    4) Two weeks later, Boy Fuhrer is in such a screaming hurry to attack someone for no valid articulable reason (this is actually quite shocking behavior for a Nobel Peace Prize Awardee, imho), he begins the process of attempting to convince the rest of the World to come and hold his hand. He is promptly told “Piss Off” by the Brits. The Brits, who have assisted in every slight overseas adventure the USA has been involved in since 1900.

    5) *spit* FWANCE *spit*, however, in the spirit of unity offers their support, provided, of course, that the U.S. pays all the bills, does all the heavy lifting and actual fighting, and they gets a First Round Draft Pick to be claimed later,

    6) During this series of exchanges, B.F. continues to ignore the constitution, and loudly asserts that he has the UNILATERAL power to take this country to war in a part of the world he was claiming just 5 short years ago was “None of our business.”

    7) After another week of blustering, B.F.notices the distinct lack of accopanyment to his Excellent Adventure, and decides to ask Congress to weigh in. Latest Washington Post / ABC news poll I saw reflected that on the order of 60 percent of the country, including a majority of Democrats, Republicans and Independents are somewhere near the “Oh, HELL NO!” stage.

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    Is he FUCKING HIGH?
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    As I look over this “civil” war, I see a country that has been closely allied with Iran. ON BOTH SIDES, the fighting is being done by terrorists. Some of them wear the uniform of the Syrian army, but they are still terrorists. The country activly supported the “insurgents” in Iraq that we spent 10 years trying to kill.

    Hezbollah on one side, Hamas on the other. Sunni on one side, Shits on the other. Muzzie Brotherhood on one side, al-Queida on the other.

    N O F R I E N D S O F O U R S O N E I T H E R S I D E. (hint hint)

    Now, has B.F. jumped in, say, three years ago, when this shit was just starting, there was the slight possiblity that some possible good may have come out of this.

    Not much, but about 2000% better chances that right this minute.

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    My Action Plan, freely distributed to my friends here at the Rott:

    1) Make some popcorn. I prefer Jiffy Pop, made the old fashioned way, in a large pot, slight bit of peanut oil and Butter Flavored Salt (TM).

    2) Turn on the T.V and tune to the Fireworks Channel (FOX/CNN/HLN).

    3) Pop the top on a cold one, and enjoy the show.

    I figure sometime around October 10th, Charlie Rangel will be on TV asking B.F. to resign.

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    Lady H growls and barks:

    My one friend, G-d love her, is sticking to her anti-war stance, no matter who occupies the White House.

    If the President had any sense, he’d pop a lot of popcorn and let the 2 sides go at it. (And if our troops have to be put anywhere, how about helping Israel with the Syrian refugees– women , children, and old people only.)
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    Lady H growls and barks:

    Oh, and put Israel in charge of THAT, please.
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    VonZorch Imperial Researcher growls and barks:

    LC Wil, S.C.E. says:

    3) SOMEBODY in Syria tosses out a few dozen/hundred/thousand cannisters of what the civillians on the ground call Sarin Gas. NOTE: We still have no proof whodunit, whotheydunitto, whytheydunit, or whomadetheshit. We actually don’t have a real good idea that it was actually Sarin. There is some evidence it was the Russians, attempting to embarrass B.F. (Those of us of a certain age can smell a KGB op at quite a distance, and they don’t care who/what collateral damage is done. Just sayin’, is all.)

    I’ve been seeing some reports that say, a, yes it was Sarin and b, was the rebels what done it.

    LC Wil, S.C.E. says:

    Is he FUCKING HIGH?

    I would give a confidence factor of 90+ to the affirmative.

    Lady H @ #:
    Roger that, and provide arms and ammunition to both sides.

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    Rain growls and barks:

    Add me to the count of people saying oh HELL no to getting involved. Getting involved in that mess strikes me as stepping butt-ass nekkid into the middle of a pit-viper fight. No matter which side wins, we’re gonna get bit.

    When both sides are your enemy, why take sides? I’m all for sitting back and popping the popcorn.

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    It’s Bush’s fault. What, you didn’t get the memo?
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    LC Xystus growls and barks:

    LC Wil, S.C.E.:

    I figure sometime around October 10th, Charlie Rangel will be on TV asking B.F. to resign.

    Most appealing prediction I’ve seen here in–well, maybe months.

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    LC Ohio Right Wing Nut growls and barks:

    LC Wil, S.C.E. says:

    slight bit of peanut oil

    No man, You pop that corn the proper way, in leftover bacon grease.

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    Bones growls and barks:

    Please call your congress-critter and inform/remind them of the definition of TREASON! Direct aid and comfort to Al’s kaydedid, the only named enemy of the US by Congressional documentation, re-upped by obongo himself. Any individual or group which votes to give aid and comfort (being their Air Force, supplying arms, etc.) is guilty of treason, should be tried and summarily hung by the neck until dead. By the way, if ya ain’t on a shit list by now from the NSA/FBI/etc, you ain’t doing something right! :em05:

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    LC Wil, S.C.E. growls and barks:

    LC Ohio Right Wing Nut says:

    No man, You pop that corn the proper way, in leftover bacon grease.

    I have tried that. While the bacon grease certainly adds a whole ‘nother layer of tasty goodness, it leaves the Jiffy Pop somewhat soggy. Works well with Orvill Redinbacher (sp?), but i don’t like the tast of theirs.

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    One of these days, I will manage to wrap my mind around a discussion HERE about levels of Gourmet Popcorn. . . .

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    VonZorch Imperial Researcher says:

    I’ve been seeing some reports that say, a, yes it was Sarin and b, was the rebels what done it.

    I saw those reports. I also saw some items from Mossad that indicates that at least part of their organization is screamingly positive this was a Russian op. Hell of a thing to go “All In” on, ain’t it?

    From the effects discribed, I would think that the agent used was probably Sarin. But, in an earlier life, “probably” was just no substitute for certainty.

    Either way, Bumblefuck should have kept his damn mouth shut.

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    LC Spare Parts growls and barks:

    What these Repubtards really want is memberships in the beltway clique so their wives will be happy. That’s not on offer so the circle jerkery continues.
    And if Assad had half a brain he’d call a presser and talk about what the U.S. government did to the Branch Dividians.

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    angrywebmaster growls and barks:

    LC Spare Parts @ #:

    What these Repubtards really want is memberships in the beltway clique so their wives will be happy. That’s not on offer so the circle jerkery continues.

    From what I’ve been hearing, the Repubs as well as the Dummicrats got an earful when they had some town meetings. I get the feeling Mcslime was looking at a possible lynch mob.

    One thing that no one as has considered, what happens if this goes wrong? Assad is not Saddam. He knows he’s not a military genius so he listens to his generals. Suppose, Obama tells America, “F You! This is about me!”, orders a strike and sends in manned aircraft? According to Drudge they are already expanding the target list. What happens if a large number of planes are shot down?
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    Then there are the SS-N-25 antiship missiles Syria supposedly has. Those are supersonic missiles with a 300kg armor piercing warhead and flies 2.5 times the speed of sound. One of those hits a destroyer in the right place, we lose the ship with the crew. Or, there is a Marine transport in the area. What happens if it takes two or three hits, blows up and sinks with most of the marines trapped below decks?
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    And what if a couple manage to get through and blow a few holes in the side of the carrier? Our carriers are tough, and we haven’t lost one since the Essex class was launched in WW2, but having a Nimitz class pulled into drydock with a couple of holes in her and damage from fires, not to mention crew losses, won’t look to good to us Americans.

    We might get into a lynching mood.
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    Emperor Misha I growls and barks:

    angrywebmaster says:

    From what I’ve been hearing, the Repubs as well as the Dummicrats got an earful when they had some town meetings. I get the feeling Mcslime was looking at a possible lynch mob.

    Good. BAD news: “Possible.”

    Nothing would make my day quite as much as seeing that drooling, fat, treasonous backstabbing retard being the guest of honor at an actual necktie party.

    Then I’d airdrop his sorry carcass on Viet Nam with a note saying: “well played, commies, now have your toy back.”
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    taran1900 growls and barks:

    There is an aswer to this question… it is only a matter of quantity… the piling on of evidence… in your face evidence. How much of this shit is it going to take before the sheeple wake the fuck up out of thier stuper and realize Ogabe has been ram-rodding them from behind???? WHAT’S IT GOING TO TAKE??? I love Ron White’s line, “you can’t fix stupid” but it’s over if at least some of that stupid can’t be fixed.

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    LC Ohio Right Wing Nut growls and barks:

    LC Wil, S.C.E. says:

    One of these days, I will manage to wrap my mind around a discussion HERE about levels of Gourmet Popcorn

    I’m with ya on the HERE part, just trying to interject a little humor, all this shite you read or hear lately almost makes one want for 1776 v2.0, we still need to keep a little smile on our faces every now and again.

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    LC Wil, S.C.E. says:

    Is he FUCKING HIGH?

    Quite probably. Fuck it, my b.p. isn’t going to take a whole bunch of this today.
    angrywebmaster says:

    We might get into a lynching mood.

    Might? Might?
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    angrywebmaster growls and barks:

    LC cmblake6, Imperial Black Ops Technician @ #:

    Might? Might?

    Well, you know how it is. We conservative/constitutionalist/libertarian (Small L), type tend to be law abiding, otherwise the population of Libtards would be nearing extinction from over hunting.
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