Because Barry is a pussy. A limp-dicked, effete, Reggie Love-fluffing pussy.
“My credibility is not on the line — the international community’s credibility is on the line,” President Barack Obama said Wednesday in Sweden regarding his desire for a military strike in response to a suspected August chemical attack in Syria. He said the question is, after going through all the evidence: “Are we going to try to find a reason not to act? And if that’s the case, then I think the (world) community should admit it.”
President Barack Obama said Wednesday the “red line” he previously spoke of regarding the use of chemical weapons in Syria wasn’t his own, but the world’s. “I didn’t set a red line. The world set a red line. The world set a red line when governments representing 98%” of the world’s population “passed a treaty forbidding (chemical weapons) use, even when countries are engaged in war,” Obama said in Sweden.
Then why, we must ask, is “the whole world” busy looking the other way not wanting any part in your Excellent Syrian Adventure, Barry Bumblefuck? OK, the whole world minus fwance who is, as always, willing to fight to the last American, as well as the Fabulous Couple of the Senate, McVain and Grahamnesty.
By the way, here’s some video of president Awesome definitely NOT setting any red lines:
See? He quite clearly says “the whole world” in that video, doesn’t he? Racist. Shut up!
And Weepy Boner is already on the record as definitely, positively, no questions asked being in favor of voting for Barry’s brilliant plan of lobbing a bunch of missiles in support of al-Qaeda with no goal, no exit strategy and no definition of how much is enough, except of course that it has to be “muscular enough to not get mocked”, but with the caveat that “there’s no goal of regime change here” or, in other words, “just enough missiles that it looks like Barry is doing something, but not enough to have any sort of effect.”
Damn, we’re willing to bet you that both Assad and everybody else in the world are positively shitting themselves in the face of that sort of steely resolve!
When asked for comment, Vladimir Putin stated that “your comrade petukh is at least, for all of his failings, a man of his word. His promise that he’d be ‘more flexible’ after his reelection was as good as gold. You would not believe the things he did with his body the last time we were together! I feel kind of sorry for the pig, though.”
Well done, Weepy Boner! You’re not only doing what you’ve done every single time a fight has been in the offing in the past, which is to surrender, you’ve now upped your game to where you preemptively surrender even before it’s been explained to you what you’re surrendering to! Now that’s some “conservative commitment and fighting spirit”, right there!
Fucking useless Stupid Party.