Noted Idiot Notes: “Demanding that You Show Piece of Paper That You Have to Show Everywhere Else is Racist or Something”
As the Democrat Socialist Newsletter, Politico, breathlessly reports (h/t Doug Ross):
Former Secretary of State Colin Powell bashed North Carolina’s recent voting law at a forum in the state Thursday, with the governor that signed the bill in the audience.
The bill requires voters to show government-issued ID, shortens early voting and ends early pre-registration for teens, among other changes.
Civil rights groupsDemocrat Socialist Lawfare Einsatzgruppen have already challenged the law in federal courts.
But of course they have. We’re still waiting for them to challenge laws requiring you to show photo ID to purchase a firearm as “discriminatory.” No, we’re not holding our breath.
“It immediately turns off a voting block the Republican Party needs,” Powell said.
The dead, felons and illegal immigrants? We weren’t aware that they were anxiously waiting for an opportunity to vote Republican. Not that it would matter, because even if they were, it would be illegal for them to do so. Here, allow us to spell it out for you, you colossal dunce: I-L-L-E-G-A-L. Which part of “illegal” do you not understand, you cerebrally underdeveloped clusterfuck? All of it, or did you just sort of nod off after the first syllable?
“These kinds of actions do not build on the base. It just turns people away. … I want to see policies that encourage every American to vote, not make it more difficult to vote.”
Including dead Americans, people who aren’t Americans and people who just… aren’t. We get that. Because your boyfriend Barry desperately needs those “votes.” We hate to be the one to break it to you, but Barry’s already taken. His name is Reggie. No, he’s really not that into you.
“What it really says to the minority voters is … ‘We really are sort-of punishing you,’” Powell said.
Because minority voters are just too damn stupid to get a free ID card, the kind of ID card they need to pretty much take a shit anymore? You are one disgusting son of a whore racist, you know that?
Powell also took aim at defenders of the law, including McCrory, who say such restrictions are necessary to stop voter fraud, which is hard to detect.
“You can say what you like, but there is no voter fraud,” Powell said. “How can it be widespread and undetected?”
How, indeed? How can anti-matter be widespread and yet hard to detect? Because it’s hard to detect, maybe? Oh, of course not. It’s hard to detect because it doesn’t exist or, alternatively, it doesn’t exist because it’s hard to detect. (From “Really Smart Things that Colin Powell Said”, volume 33).
Jumpin’ Jehosaphat on an organically sustainable, bio-fueled pogo stick. Is being that enormously dense a random genetic mutation, or has the Powell family been selectively breeding for it for centuries? Either way, it’s quite impressive.
Ridiculous, raving retard.