Global Wormening Open Thread

Fresh from the People’s Communist Republic of Colorado:

Poudre School District in Fort Collins cancelled school today because of what they called “unprecedented heat.” Weather Underground forecasts 88ºF for the high today.

88 degrees? In August? “Unprecedented?”

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAHAAAHAHAHA!

And yes, we’re absolutely certain that the closure had absolutely nothing to do with an “unprecedented” urge on behalf of the National Socialist Teachers’ Union’s “Educators” to have a four day Labor Day weekend.

88 degrees! WE’RE ALL GOING TO DIIIIIIEEEEEEEE!!!!

BWAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

Worthless, lazy, communist pussies.

From the communist, lazy-ass website of the PSD Slackers:

As forecasts call for cooler temperatures next week, future heat related closures/dismissal decisions are unlikely.

“Unless we wake up with a hangover on Tuesday, of course, in which case we’ll come up with an even dafter excuse for another day off with full pay.”

Since heat is impacting the beginning of every school year, PSD administration will be discussing potential long-term solutions for next year, including possible modifications to the calendar.

“Henceforth, August will be referred to as “July”, and all Fridays and Mondays will be referred to as “the weekend.””

Thatisall.

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LC SecondMouse
LC SecondMouse

One of the five secretaries that spent all day typing up the 47 word cancellation notice got a paper cut and had to go out on permanent disability, but other than that, everything was fine, because Obama and socialism.

Jaybear, Colonel of Imperial Ancient Artillery
Jaybear, Colonel of Imperial Ancient Artillery

I was just in Ft. Collins last week to watch the bike races…..the temps were in the high 80’s. It didn’t seem to affect the thousands of spectators or the racers, but then….I don’t think they have as strong of a union

readerjp
readerjp

WEAPONS GRADE STUPID

In an appearance on the “Morning Joe” show Tuesday, MSNBC host Chris Matthews declared confidently that Adolf Hitler did not use chemical weapons in WW II.

6 million disagree.

angrywebmaster
angrywebmaster

Lets see…. In NH, for the month of August, overnight temperatures were generally between 49 and 60 degrees. Perfect sleeping weather. (As my electric bill can attest to since I wasn’t running my A/C units) Going to be a bit warm this weekend though, maybe 90 so I will be running them. I was doing a bit of shopping yesterday,… Read more »

LCBren
LCBren

88 degrees F? IS THAT ALL???

God, in summer we get up to 41 celsius

Wusses.

LC Old Dog
LC Old Dog

Emperor Misha I @ #:
I can but die laughing. I can remember being in your neck of the woods (DFW) on a project when it was 86 F at 11;00 PM! Wonder if under those conditions the Union pukes in this debacle would EVER work? :em05: :em05: :em07: :em07:

angrywebmaster
angrywebmaster

LCBrendan @ #:

God, in summer we get up to 41 celsius

I had to go look that up. Since this is America, (for the time being), please use the correct form of measurements, not that crappy Fwench thing.
:em07:

angrywebmaster
angrywebmaster

LC Old Dog @ #:

Talks about wimpy union thugs

I once heard that companies in Texas don’t to in person interviews in the summer, at least for people from other regions. (Texas residents already know)

Is this accurate? :em03:

SoCalOilMan, K.o.E.
SoCalOilMan, K.o.E.

What the hell do they do in places like Phoenix? It’s a low 88* there in January. In the early 60’s here in L.A., I can remember days in elementary school over 100*…no a/c…we just suffered through it. By the late 60’s they started putting window units in the classrooms, but you had to sit in the front two rows… Read more »

Azygos
Azygos

What the hell do they do in places like Phoenix? It’s a low 88* there in January. And when we get a cold snap like that I see people with knit caps and parkas. (No I’m not kidding) I just point and laugh at them. As for summer temps its not unusual for us to hit 47-48 C, 41 C… Read more »

Rain
Rain

It’s a balmy 80 here in southeastern AZ this morning, highs of 86 expected. Nice day for a trip up to the pool. I actually need a parka and knit cap in the winter, as lows in Dec-Feb are in the 30’s :em01:

And meanwhile, down in Peru… http://www.breitbart.com/InstaBlog/2013/08/30/Peru-Declares-State-of-Emergency-as-Temperatures-Drop

250K dead alpacas. Surely now PETA will come over to the side of climate sanity. Holding my breath. Turning blue.

VonZorch Imperial Researcher
VonZorch Imperial Researcher

Here in north Arkansas 88 is pretty cool, high 90’s to mid 100’s common.

LCBren
LCBren

I had to go look that up. Since this is America, (for the time being), please use the correct form of measurements, not that crappy Fwench thing.

Since I’m not American, I’ll use Celsius. Besides, making you look things up is good for the little grey cells :em05:

angrywebmaster
angrywebmaster

Emperor Misha I @ #:

damnyankees go right back home

I have no problem telling the damnyankees to go home.
:em07:

Go Red Sox!!
:em01:

Igor, Imperial Booby
Igor, Imperial Booby

LCBrendan @ #15: Ooookay, for all you Americans that are NOT Engineers, here’s some help: Temperature: degrees C to degrees F: 0 > 32 10 > 50 20 > 68 30 > 86 40 > 104 (Note: this one is *easy* to remember, it’s what our Hot Tub is set at during the Winter) 50 > 122 Weight: Kilograms to… Read more »

LC Ohio Right Wing Nut
LC Ohio Right Wing Nut

Igor, Imperial Booby says:

23.4 > 1

Actually 23.4 mm = .9215″
There is 25.4 mm per inch

Not an engineer, just a engine machinist

angrywebmaster
angrywebmaster

LC Ohio Right Wing Nut @ #:
Don’t worry about Igor. He uses Liberal measurements. You know, where they round Pi up to the nearest number?
:em08: