As if you needed any further proof of the mental retardation of contemporary American society:
Bradley Manning, the Army private who was convicted of leaking the largest cache of classified documents in U.S. history, announced Thursday that she plans to live out the rest of her life as female. “I am Chelsea Manning,” the former intelligence analyst told supporters in a statement provided by her lawyer to NBC’s Today show this morning. “I am a female.”
Our immediate reaction, seeing as how he’s just gotten served with a 35-year sentence at Leavenworth, was “well, you certainly are about to be somebody’s bitch, so there is that.” Wish granted, you filthy traitor twatbiscuit.
Of course, the ProgNaziSphere immediately went into high dudgeon insisting that everybody who doesn’t respect his wishes and refuse to address him as “her” is a frightening, murderous, extremist bigot, way more dangerous that the traditional allies of the ProgNaziSphere, the pisslamic fundamentalists, who only drop walls on gay people or hang them from industrial cranes and therefore need to be understood, tolerated and coddled.
He can call himself “Chelsea” all he wants, but he is still a he, a disgrace to our gender, but still a he.
He can call himself a transgendered, hermaphroditic Tyrannosaurus Rex for all that we care, but he is still a he.
Tough titties (that you don’t have), cupcake.
Now get ready to be somebody’s little petukh for a looooong time.