The Stoopid™ is strong with you

If you thought the ProgNazis couldn’t get any more lower on the intelligence scale without digging, well we have this:

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Seattle Mayor Mike McGinn is partnering with Washington CeaseFire to launch a new program designed to help local businesses become “Gun Free Zones.” A Monday press conference to make the announcement is planned.

Hospitals in the Seattle area report goblins being admitted for hysterical laughter.

“We are here to support businesses that do not wish to have guns on their premises” McGinn said in the release. “The police department regularly enforces trespass laws when a visitor to a business violates that business’s rules. We will continue to do so, and I thank these businesses for standing up for the safety of their customers.”

Oh fuck, please stop, your killing me….

“We’re making a statement as a community,” Washington CeaseFire Board President Ralph Fascitelli said in the press release. “We know this won’t stop someone determined to cause violence, but we hope that standing together and giving businesses a tool to say no to guns will change the conversation around gun violence. Maybe our message will even make it to Olympia – we need better tools now to stop gun violence in our community.”

Because that’s all hopped up Meth heads want to do when they try to rob is have a conversation about gun violence.  Please, just how much Everclear did your mommie drink while she was pregnant with your already retarded ass?

Hat tip to Patrice Lewis over at the Rural Revolution  

15 comments

  1. 1
    Special Ed growls and barks:

    “We know this won’t stop someone determined to cause violence,

    Which begs the question: Why in hell do it, then?

    Foistedy!!

  2. 2
    single stack growls and barks:

    Because rendering yourself defenseless and then advertising the fact makes everyone so incredibly safe. If you don’t believe me just ask the kids at Sandy Hook school…

    Um, nevermind.

  3. 3
    Cougar1978 growls and barks:

    Right Seattle. Cuz all gangsters, smugglers, thugs, terrorists, and rogue types always obey the law and buy weapons in bulk (legally) from Dick’s Sporting Goods or Academy.

    Remember the scenes in Goodfellas and The Departed where the bosses ordered guns legally? Me neither, you commie dickbags!

  4. 4
    Terrapod growls and barks:

    Well, in honor of this libtardian intellect, I have added a new to me P38 with Mr. Walthers fine craftsmanship to my vault :em01: Now all I need is a couple of bricks of fodder for it and off to the range for acclimatization drills.

  5. 5

    It’s almost as if they are competing for the Darwin Awards.

    Seriously, do NONE OF THEM think past feel-good shit???

  6. 6
    LC BU1 IMotBP growls and barks:

    Well, in honor of this libtardian intellect, I have added a new to me P38 with Mr. Walthers fine craftsmanship to my vault :em01: Now all I need is a couple of bricks of fodder for it and off to the range for acclimatization drills.

    TPod, you just got a P38? I’ve had one for a while. Post war with an aluminum frame, but I like it, it’s a nice pistol. Let me know how you enjoy yours when you have a chance to put some rounds through it.

  7. 7
    Library Czar growls and barks:

    Cuz all gangsters, smugglers, thugs, terrorists, and rogue types always obey the law and buy weapons in bulk (legally) from Dick’s Sporting Goods or Academy.

    Only the Mexican Drug Cartels buy legal guns from Holder and Obama INC.

  8. 8
    Wraith growls and barks:

    And people wonder why I drink… :em08:

  9. 9
    LC SecondMouse growls and barks:

    The only thing we can predict with certainty about this Seattle initiative is that it will cost one or more innocent lives. Just a matter of time. And the blood will be on the Mayor’s hands. Criminal behavior does not respond to wishful thinking.

  10. 10
    LC Xystus growls and barks:

    LC BU1 IMotBP:

    TPod, you just got a P38? I’ve had one for a while. Post war with an aluminum frame, but I like it, it’s a nice pistol.

    Classic Art Deco. Always thought it was the best-looking semi-auto pistol.

  11. 11
    Igor, Imperial Booby growls and barks:

    LC Aggie Sith, a goddess, only different, G.G.O.R. @ #5:
    You DO realize, don’cha, that the losers in Seattle voted for free legal Weed for All in this State of Confusion?

    Nothing like a bunch of potheads to think that gun-free zones (otherwise known as target practice ranges) will make things Nirvana-like, y’know?!? *toke*

    :em08:

  12. 12

    Igor, Imperial Booby @ #:11

    Oh yes, I know. But face it: those in power don’t partake. They encourage others to do so so they can in turn keep control 😉

  13. 13

    Okay, doesn’t “gun free zone” basically equate to “rob me, please”? :em03:

  14. 14
    Igor, Imperial Booby growls and barks:

    LC cmblake6, Imperial Black Ops Technician @ #13:
    No no no. You have “dark alley” mixed up with school zones.
    A dark alley is a robber-free zone – if you could read the signs, you’d know that. Of course, you can’t read the signs ’cause it’s too dark!
    :em05:

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