“Off to the Camps, You Clowns!”

We’re just about ready to give up on satire and parody, because it’s quite frankly becoming impossible to outdo reality (thanks for the tip, sestrichka):

…the state commission went further Monday, saying it will require that before the Missouri Rodeo Cowboy Association can take part in any future state fair, “they must provide evidence to the director of the Missouri State Fair that they have proof that all officials and subcontractors of the MRCA have successfully participated in sensitivity training.”

So now the august government of the imperial province of Missouria hath decreed that clowns must be sent to re-education camp for clowning around? Seriously? Next up: Comedians must be punished for making jokes. At least if they’re making jokes about his most high princeps civitatis, Barack the Bastard. Because, the horror of it all.

And it’s not all a joke, because this clearly tells anybody out there who has made a career of mockery, clowning or joking about that there is a very steep price to pay for making light of his august majesty, Barack the Bastard, or any of his policies.

Some on the right have suggested, correctly, that Barack the Bastard could stop this cold if he were to tell all of his droning cultists to cut it off and quit taking themselves and him so seriously, but that’s the problem. He can’t. The one thing a malignant narcissist, particularly one who has absolutely zero credentials to bolster his reputation other than his own and his cultists’ fantasies, can’t allow is mockery. Because that kind of shit might spread. All it takes is one little kid shouting “the emperor has no clothes” and pretty soon…

And, as usual, the National ASSociation for the Abasement of Colored People can’t help themselves:

On Tuesday, the Missouri State National Association for the Advancement of Colored People (NAACP) issued a statement asking for federal involvement in the case of a rodeo clown who wore an Obama mask and then asked the crowd if they’d like to see Obama run down by a bull. “The activities at the Missouri State Fair targeting and inciting violence against our President are serious and warrant a full review by both the Secret Service and the Justice Department,”

Yeah. Let’s round up this horrid, terrorist clown and throw him in a damn SuperMax for threatening to assassinate the president with a bull! If those knuckledragging idiots can get any more stupid, we swear we don’t know how.

Welcome to NuMerica.

Thatisall.

17 comments

  1. 1
    LC BOATS growls and barks:

    Was it Rush that said something about the libs being like the muzzy s when it comes to having thin skins, if so then he was right again. If they cant find something to piss and moan about then they will make something up. So long as they can hear their selves whine. How dare anyone say something negative about dear leader , they will be hauling all of us off for retraining camp soon. On another subject–is it just me or is there less comments now days than what used to be normally — maybe the NSA scandal is having the desired effect.

  2. 2
    Emperor Misha I growls and barks:

    LC BOATS says:

    On another subject–is it just me or is there less comments now days than what used to be normally

    No, it’s not just you. I like to think, optimistically, that it’s just that I’ve gotten a lot more boring ;)

  3. 3
    LC Old Dog growls and barks:

    Emperor Misha I says:

    No, it’s not just you. I like to think, optimistically, that it’s just that I’ve gotten a lot more boring

    Nah, it’s just that some of us have a lot less time! :em08:

  4. 4
    LC Xystus growls and barks:

    The one thing a malignant narcissist, particularly one who has absolutely zero credentials to bolster his reputation other than his own and his cultists’ fantasies, can’t allow is mockery. Because that kind of shit might spread. All it takes is one little kid shouting “the emperor has no clothes” and pretty soon…

    Then, by all means, let’s keep it up! :em01: :em07:

  5. 5
    Fa Cube Itches growls and barks:

    Paging Martin Niemoller, red courtesy phone. Mr. Martin Niemoller, red courtesy phone.

  6. 6

    Yeah, because no one EVER burned Bush dolls in effigy, or portrayed him as a chimp, or Hitler…. right.

    I want an island. An island far away from idiots.

    And yeah, fewer comments on my blog too. I guess most of us are too busy earning money to care for Sandra Fluke’s precious vagina. I don’t know about y’all, but I’m working two jobs just to make ends meet.
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    Igor, Imperial Booby growls and barks:

    LC Old Dog @ #3:
    Less time. We’re all pretty busy scraping up jobs or working even harder to support the mass of ne’er-do-wells on the Public Teat. Gotta keep ‘em in bread-and-circuses, y’know. Even *if* the Clowns are undergoing Sensitivity Training.

    Frankly, all 50 of us keeping the economy going are having an ever harder slog just to make ends meet. Especially when the ends keep moving, moving, moving…
    :em08:

  8. 8
    LC Sir Rurik, K.o.E. growls and barks:

    It is the little things that signify major moments. In early 1918, a then beloved clown at the Moscow Circus dared to make sport of Lenin. A bunch of Chekist police in the stands jumped up and raced into the ring to arrest him on the spot. The clown fled, with the police in hot pursuit, shooting wildly. The rest of the audience thought that was part o the act and laughed uproariously. See also Sultan Knish. If you can’t quite be Breitbart, then at least try to be Tuffy. As the old Firesign Theater album said “We’re all Bozos On This Bus”.

  9. 9

    sensitivity training

    Screw that. When are they going to start demanding “Grow Up, Show Some Balls, Build a Bridge and Get Over It” training? :em08:

  10. 10
    irish19 growls and barks:

    The estimable Michelle Malkin has a retrospective for those whose memory needs refreshing.

  11. 11
    LC Sir Rurik, K.o.E. growls and barks:

    I’ve got another idea. Give Tuffy, and us all, a truly fitting sort of punishment.

    Let’s elect Tuffy President. And then he can see what its like to have Obama getrin’ run over by a bull while wearing a Tuffy mask. Betcha Tuffy would be tuff enough to handle it.

  12. 12
    Terrapod growls and barks:

    Well shoot! If it is this effing easy to get under a libtards skin, or their collective (ahem!) skins, then we should mock, deride, laugh at and make glaringly public every possible instance that can possibly generate such reaction!

    Pretty soon they will be so discombobulated they will start self immolating. This is a clear case of where every good conservative should go out of their way to add a little more tinder., the spark is self generated by the libtards.

    Hey! Obama, Bush and Ironman walk into a bar, which one gets served a drink? Why Bush of course, the other two are fictitious characters :em05:

  13. 13
    LC Xystus growls and barks:

    Well shoot! If it is this effing easy to get under a libtards skin, or their collective (ahem!) skins, then we should mock, deride, laugh at and make glaringly public every possible instance that can possibly generate such reaction!

    Roger that. :em05: :em07: :em01:

  14. 14
    kmhendu growls and barks:

    Ive noticed not too many liberal trolls piping up about this on other sites. I know they don’t dare show up here on this topic.

  15. 15
    readerjp growls and barks:

    Follow up on clown story:

    In all of the media coverage since that day, there has been no mention of Obama’s own performance in which he wore a similar mask in October 2007 during a “Saturday Night Live” skit:

    //www.wnd.com/files/2013/08/Obama_mask2.jpg

  16. 16
    Special Ed growls and barks:

    “Welcome to sensitivity training! First off, I want all of you clowns to wipe those grins off your faces …”


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