Just when you think that Moochelle cant get any lower….

Michelle Obama to release rap album

Lady Gaga, Katy Perry, and Miley Cyrus aren’t the only stars readying albums for the new season; First Lady Michelle Obama is as well. Today it was announced that Ms Obama’s Let’s Move! campaign will release an album titled Songs for a Healthier America next month. The 19-song compilation touts the virtues of healthy living and features song titles like U R What You Eat, Veggie Luv and the slightly less emphatic We Like Vegetables.

Thats for the unwashed commoners, of course….God forbid that the Anointed One’s spouse be subjected to such plain fare.

Inaugural luncheon 2013.

First Course.

Steamed Lobster with New England Clam Chowder Sauce
Sautéed Spinach
Sweet Potato Hay

Second Course:

Hickory-Grilled Bison with Red Potato Horseradish Cake
Butternut Squash Purée
Baby Golden Beets and Green Beans
Strawberry Preserve and Red Cabbage

Third Course:

Hudson Valley Apple Pie with Sour Cream Ice Cream
Artisan Cheeses

Wines:

Tierce Finger Lakes Dry Riesling (2010)
Korbel Natural, Special Inaugural Cuvée California Champagne
Bedell Cellars Merlot (2009)

14 comments

  1. 1
    LC Xealot growls and barks:

    It’s all about creating a separation between us and them. That’s why people like Warran Buffet are actually for tax increases. It’s not about a specific amount of money. It’s about ensuring the aristocracy and the middle class never change places. The middle class is the stepping stone from poor to wealthy — and they don’t want that.

    Go eat your vegetables, poor people. Have your Obamacare, your unwashed buses and trains. Live on foodstamps and section-8, but don’t you dare have dreams of becoming one of the elite.

  2. 2
    Library Czar growls and barks:

    UR what you eat?

    Then she must be full of shit when not having us pay for what she eats.

  3. 3

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  4. 4
    angrywebmaster growls and barks:

    Emperor Misha I @ #:

    I don’t recall the Bushes, or the Clintons for that matter, telling us that we can’t haz cheeseburger while stuffing themselves with pate de foies gras.

    I seem to recall that GHW Bush had something to say in the subject of Broccoli, IIRC.
    :em05:

  5. 5
    angrywebmaster growls and barks:

    And forgive this post. I forgot to check off the notify me box. :em08:

  6. 6
    Fa Cube Itches growls and barks:

    Emperor Misha I @ #:

    I don’t recall the Bushes, or the Clintons for that matter, telling us that we can’t haz cheeseburger while stuffing themselves with pate de foies gras.

    Unfortunately, I have personal experience with how poorly Bush-sama handles an elegant repast.
    – Miyazawa Kiichi

  7. 7
    Muzzy - Imperial Ignorant Slut growls and barks:

    Okay, first of all, may I just say that “We Like Vegetables” is simultaneously the lamest and the most unintentionally hilarious title for a song ever and I can’t wait to hear the dubstep remix.

    Second of all, I’m missing the point with the menu. Michelle Obama’s pet crusade is all about eating healthy food, right? Well, that menu looks pretty healthy to me. Sauteed spinach, beets, green beans, butternut squash, sweet potato. All very healthy and nutritious. A question: Has Michelle Obama ever in her entire life, said anything that would lead anyone to believe that she has a problem with people eating green beans and butternut squash? I’m open to the possibility that she has, but I frankly rather doubt it.

    To be honest, I’m a little unsure of the point of citing the menu. I’m guessing it’s to show her up as a hypocrite or something. If that’s the case then it kinda falls flat. If anything, it shows her putting her metaphorical money where her literal mouth is. If she was eating cheeseburgers and beer then yeah, that’d be pretty hypocritical. But instead, it shows her eating some pretty healthy stuff. I mean, Jesus, even the ice cream is low calorie and that’s just fucking wrong!

    In short:

    Album = Lame.
    Lunch = Tasty.
    Charge of hypocrisy = Groundless.

  8. 8
    VonZorch Imperial Researcher growls and barks:

    Oh, I never thought that Moochelle couldn’t get any lower. I keep expecting her to. :em07:

  9. 9
    Mark12A growls and barks:

    DJ, this is just another good reason to hate the asshole. He’s trying to be The Imperial President. Who gives a raving fuck what he has for lunch. Maybe he’ll cholesterol-up and vapor lock.

  10. 10
    KArnold growls and barks:

    … U R What You Eat, Veggie Luv and the slightly less emphatic We Like Vegetables…

    Veggie Luv? Is that a Freudian slip, or was this inspired by The Boy King’s ex-boyfriend?

    … Prolly the same tail that you can pick up in the grocery store for about $5…

    Trust me on this: NEVER trust tail that you can pick up for $5. Ever.

  11. 11
    LCBrendan growls and barks:

    Oops Deej

    Example: Remember his record number of “signing statements” that exempted him and the Executive branch from certain things in the legislation he signed

    Oh dear….

    President Barack Obama continued his use of presidential signing statements Wednesday, expressing regret about parts of the National Defense Authorization Act (NDAA) as he signed it into law.

    “I have approved this annual defense authorization legislation, as I have in previous years, because it authorizes essential support for service members and their families, renews vital national security programs, and helps ensure that the United States will continue to have the strongest military in the world,” Obama wrote.

    “Even though I support the vast majority of the provisions contained in this Act, which is comprised of hundreds of sections spanning more than 680 pages of text, I do not agree with them all,” the president continued. “Though I continue to oppose certain sections of the Act, the need to renew critical defense authorities and funding was too great to ignore.”
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    While a candidate in 2008, Obama frequently criticized President George W. Bush for issuing such statements, calling them an unconstitutional “end-run” around Congress.

    “Congress’ job is to pass legislation,” Obama explained. “The president can veto it or he can sign it. But what George Bush has been trying to do as part of his effort to accumulate more power in the presidency. … He’s been saying, well I can basically change what Congress passed by attaching a letter saying ‘I don’t agree with this part or I don’t agree with that part, I’m going to choose to interpret it this way or that way.’”

    “That’s not part of his power, but this is part of the whole theory of George Bush that he can make laws as he goes along,” he went on to say. “I disagree with that. I taught the Constitution for 10 years. I believe in the Constitution and I will obey the Constitution of the United States. We’re not going to use signing statements as a way of doing an end-run around Congress.” (RELATED: Obama calls conscience clause for military chaplains ‘unnecessary and ill-advised’)

    Obama has not only continued to use presidential signing statements, but has been criticized for executive actions on immigration policy — such as his 2012 order not to deport young illegal immigrants who would have been eligible for amnesty under the Dream Act, which did not pass — that have been called end-runs around Congress.

    The president expressed his disagreement with the NDAA’s conscience clause protections for military chaplains who object to same-sex marriage and provisions restricting his ability to move prisoners out of Guantanamo Bay. He did not address indefinite detention this year.

    Read more: http://dailycaller.com/2013/01/03/obama-denounced-signing-statements-under-bush-now-uses-them-as-president/#ixzz2c5fRay4J

  12. 12
    LCBrendan growls and barks:

    I taught the Constitution for 10 years

    Did he?

    Funny that, seems to me that IF he did (and as we have no college transcript and he is yet to disclose any documents to verify this bullshit claim) he’d know what the 1st, 2nd, ESPECIALLY the 4th and the 10th amendments say.

    Maybe if we had more details on this list?

    Obama/Dunham marriage license — Not released (if one exists)
    Original, vault copy birth certificate — Not released (lawyers’ fees greater than $4,000,000 — a REAL birth certificate is $15)
    Certification of Live Birth (short form) — Released — Counterfeit
    Certificate of Live Birth (long form) — Released — Counterfeit
    Amended Certification of Live Birth — Released — Counterfeit
    INS air travel records August 1-7, 1961 — Missing

    Obama/Dunham divorce — Released but incomplete (by independent investigators)
    Obama Sr. INS file — Released — both U. Hawaii and Harvard wanted him expelled for “womanizing”

    Barry Dunham/Obama Kindergarten records — Records lost (this is a big one — read two frames)
    Soetoro/Dunham marriage license — Released in INS File (page 92)

    Anna Soetoro/Dunham passport records — Released, but key years are missing
    Barry Dunham/Obama/Soetoro passport records — Missing
    Soetoro adoption records — Not released

    Fransiskus Assisi School School application — Released (by independent investigators)
    Besuki School record — Released (by independent investigators)

    Punahou School application — Missing
    Punahou School records — Not released
    Noelani 3rd Grade records — Not released

    Soetoro/Dunham divorce — Released (by independent investigators)

    Selective Service Registration — Released (by independent investigators) — Under suspicion

    Social Security Numbers — Released (by independent investigators) — Under suspicion
    Occidental College records — Not released

    Financial Aid Records — Not released
    Passport Records — Not released and records scrubbed clean by Obama’s terrorism and intelligence adviser
    Columbia College records — Not released
    Columbia thesis — “Soviet Nuclear Disarmament” — Not released
    Harvard College records — Not released
    Harvard Law Review articles — None

    Illinois Bar Records — Not released
    Baptism certificate — None (never baptized)
    Medical records — Not released —
    Illinois State Senate records — None
    Illinois State Senate schedule — Lost — really!
    Law practice client list — Not released
    University of Chicago scholarly articles — None
    Rashid Khalidi video — Hidden by the L.A. Times

    White House Visitors list — Incomplete to the point of worthless

    The Blagojevich Interview — judge denies access to the FBI report
    The Osama bin Laden photos — sealed by Obama

    The Fast & Furious documents — Executive Privilege invoked

    For someone who claims to have taught the Constitution, he seems to either not know or not care, as that document has literally been spat upon and repeatedly violated by this empty suit.

    What part of “SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED” doesnt he get?

  13. 13

    LC Xealot says:

    It’s all about creating a separation between us and them. That’s why people like Warran Buffet are actually for tax increases. It’s not about a specific amount of money. It’s about ensuring the aristocracy and the middle class never change places. The middle class is the stepping stone from poor to wealthy — and they don’t want that.

    And there you go. They have enough they won’t miss it, we’re so skint we can’t afford to fight them.

  14. 14

    LCBrendan says:

    For someone who claims to have taught the Constitution, he seems to either not know or not care, as that document has literally been spat upon and repeatedly violated by this empty suit.

    What part of “SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED” doesnt he get?

    Hopefully the pointy end will be exposed soon.