Michelle Obama to release rap album
Lady Gaga, Katy Perry, and Miley Cyrus aren’t the only stars readying albums for the new season; First Lady Michelle Obama is as well. Today it was announced that Ms Obama’s Let’s Move! campaign will release an album titled Songs for a Healthier America next month. The 19-song compilation touts the virtues of healthy living and features song titles like U R What You Eat, Veggie Luv and the slightly less emphatic We Like Vegetables.
Thats for the unwashed commoners, of course….God forbid that the Anointed One’s spouse be subjected to such plain fare.
Inaugural luncheon 2013.
First Course.
Steamed Lobster with New England Clam Chowder Sauce
Sautéed Spinach
Sweet Potato HaySecond Course:
Hickory-Grilled Bison with Red Potato Horseradish Cake
Butternut Squash Purée
Baby Golden Beets and Green Beans
Strawberry Preserve and Red CabbageThird Course:
Hudson Valley Apple Pie with Sour Cream Ice Cream
Artisan CheesesWines:
Tierce Finger Lakes Dry Riesling (2010)
Korbel Natural, Special Inaugural Cuvée California Champagne
Bedell Cellars Merlot (2009)
UR what you eat?
Then she must be full of shit when not having us pay for what she eats.
Just coming by with some rather bad news. Our friend LC Draco is undergoing surgery after being diagnosed with an aneurysm. Any prayers and good wishes are appreciated. I will keep y’all updated as soon as I hear anything.
Emperor Misha I @ #:
I seem to recall that GHW Bush had something to say in the subject of Broccoli, IIRC.
And forgive this post. I forgot to check off the notify me box.
Emperor Misha I @ #:
Unfortunately, I have personal experience with how poorly Bush-sama handles an elegant repast.
– Miyazawa Kiichi
Okay, first of all, may I just say that “We Like Vegetables” is simultaneously the lamest and the most unintentionally hilarious title for a song ever and I can’t wait to hear the dubstep remix. Second of all, I’m missing the point with the menu. Michelle Obama’s pet crusade is all about eating healthy food, right? Well, that menu looks… Read more »
Oh, I never thought that Moochelle couldn’t get any lower. I keep expecting her to.
… U R What You Eat, Veggie Luv and the slightly less emphatic We Like Vegetables… Veggie Luv? Is that a Freudian slip, or was this inspired by The Boy King’s ex-boyfriend? … Prolly the same tail that you can pick up in the grocery store for about $5… Trust me on this: NEVER trust tail that you can pick… Read more »
I taught the Constitution for 10 years Did he? Funny that, seems to me that IF he did (and as we have no college transcript and he is yet to disclose any documents to verify this bullshit claim) he’d know what the 1st, 2nd, ESPECIALLY the 4th and the 10th amendments say. Maybe if we had more details on this… Read more »
LC Xealot says: It’s all about creating a separation between us and them. That’s why people like Warran Buffet are actually for tax increases. It’s not about a specific amount of money. It’s about ensuring the aristocracy and the middle class never change places. The middle class is the stepping stone from poor to wealthy — and they don’t want… Read more »
LCBrendan says:
Hopefully the pointy end will be exposed soon.