Now We Know Why Weepy Boner and the Rest of the Establishment GOP Don’t Feel a Need to Fight OgabeCare

They just opted out of it.

WASHINGTON, Aug 7 (Reuters) – Congress has won some partial relief for lawmakers and their staffs from the “Obamacare” health reforms that it passed and subjected itself to three years ago.

In a ruling issued on Wednesday, U.S. lawmakers and their staffs will continue to receive a federal contribution toward the health insurance that they must purchase through soon-to-open exchanges created by President Barack Obama’s signature healthcare law.

The decision by the Office of Personnel Management, with Obama’s blessing, will prevent the largely unintended loss of healthcare benefits for 535 members of the Senate and House of Representatives and thousands of Capitol Hill staff.

The rest of you plebes can just go fuck yourselves because Weepy Boner and his fucktoy interns got themselves a big, fat waiver because… They’re betterer than you. Or maybe they’re just not deserving of the glory and wonder that is OgabeCare, so they’re actually punishing themselves by exempting themselves from the rape of our nation’s healthcare industry.

If you like your doctor, you can keep your doctor. As long as you work for FedGovCo. If not, oh well. Get back to work, peasant. Those Cadillac Plans that your betters are enjoying under their Get Out of Rationing and Death Panels Free™ cards that they just printed for themselves will cost money, you know, so go earn some taxes for them!

No wonder that they don’t feel any particular urge to defund something that they won’t be affected by in the littlest bit, thanks to themselves. Obviously they did manage to find time in their busy schedule of fucking underage interns and accepting bribes to vote themselves out of the hell that 80% of American voters don’t want any part of.

It must be so nice to be part of the nomenklatura.

Well played, Weepy Boner, McCockhead et al, well played indeed.

Please, al Qaeda, if you want to make up for 9/11, nuke Washington DC. We solemnly swear that we will forgive any and all past transgressions if you do so. Just be sure to do so while they’re all in session, which only happens on about two days out of a year’s 365, so we realize that it’ll be a bit difficult.

Thatisall.

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LC Xystus
LC Xystus

I’m thinkin’ some furriners may just do that.

angrywebmaster
angrywebmaster

Please, al Qaeda, if you want to make up for 9/11, nuke Washington DC. Two issues with this. 1) We just need to clean out the vermin. I would rather not lose the museums and libraries. 2) We should not be looking to sub-contract this. My recommendations, Find a local contractor to do the job and see if China will… Read more »

watchyerlane
watchyerlane

I agree with my brethren Rotties in that this is not a job we will export. This is OUR chance to be the reborn Sons of Liberty and take care of business ourselves. Besides, if Al Qaeda does our job for us we will have to deal with unintended consequence of having to deal with sympathy being placed on Congress.… Read more »

LC Light29ID - The Imperial Asshole
LC Light29ID - The Imperial Asshole

May I remind our Glorious Imperial Master of the Sith of all known Worlds (except for San Francisco) that Nicki and moi` still reside here. I would be more than happy to have the Al Goat Fuckers for Allah Urban Renewal and Sewage Removal Service show up in return for a bunk bed in a quiet corner the Imperial Dungeon… Read more »

watchyerlane: Ok, now what? I don’t mean that in a snarky way. If this doesn’t have mobs of people marching with torches and pitchforks, nothing will. I would say, “Let it Burn” but it won’t, it’s too big for that to happen. I would say that Obamacare will collapse under it’s own weight, but it won’t, see Medicare, circa 1966.… Read more »

FrankOK
FrankOK

The fuckwarts known as al Qaeda would never consider doing anything to DC as they are: a) supposedly interested in bringing America down, not helping it, and, b) are probably just another group on the Washington DC clandestine and parasitic payroll anyway – nobody throws away money. Any proper resolution re: the 535 DC shitbirds will have to come from… Read more »

FrankOK
FrankOK

Anthony L. says:

watchyerlane:
… snip …
The 2A might just turn out to be the most important amendment of all…

You know it is – why else would the politicians be so busy trying to infringe on it more than they already have?

LC Light29ID - The Imperial Asshole
LC Light29ID - The Imperial Asshole

Anthony L. @ #: This is going to be the only thing that will spark revolt. I think that we’re to the point they can confiscate a majority guns and get away with it. But take away the free shit??? Matt Bracken explains via WRSA: Bracken: When The Music Stops – How America’s Cities May Explode In Violence We have… Read more »

Igor, Imperial Booby
Igor, Imperial Booby

angrywebmaster @ #3: Good Sir, I am willing to lose the museums and other landmarks if it cleans out the perfidious pests. Sometimes, ya GOTTA burn down the barn to get the mice rats… Light29ID, run. Run far, run fast, run NOW… Seriously. (P.S., Rotties – the LDS Church for decades and decades have been telling the congregation, “Keep and… Read more »

angrywebmaster
angrywebmaster

Igor, Imperial Booby @ #:

Good Sir, I am willing to lose the museums and other landmarks if it cleans out the perfidious pests.

If there is no other alternative, then the sacrifice must be made. However, there are many ways to fumigate vermin that don’t require incineration.
:em03:
For example…
The worlds largest can of RAID ever!
:em01:

LC Light29ID - The Imperial Asshole
LC Light29ID - The Imperial Asshole

Igor, Imperial Booby @ #: Got a few grand to spare and I’ll be more than happy to vacate this fetid shithole. If it was just me I’d shed all but what I could shove into my Blazer and vavmous back to SoDak (unemployment 3.9%) but I have a 85yr old blind, disabled mother to take care of so I… Read more »

LC Sir Clambake, Imperial Black Ops Technician, K.o.E.
LC Sir Clambake, Imperial Black Ops Technician, K.o.E.

I’m…just…sitting…here…FUCKING FUMING!!!!!!!!!!!!! I rather like that wait until they’re all there and nuke it concept. Really I do.

watchyerlane
watchyerlane

Anthony L. @ #: Anthony, first off I am VERY familiar with the Affordable Care Act seeing how I read the entire bill due to career necessity. Also, I am saying that we SHOULD be marching on every town hall, every Congresscritters home district office and every state capital. We should be angered enough to ensure that no incumbent ever… Read more »

Fa Cube Itches
Fa Cube Itches

“his fucktoy interns”

Hey, I saw lots of combat in and around Phuc Toi!
– Richard Blumenthal

Fa Cube Itches
Fa Cube Itches

watchyerlane @ #: This is OUR chance to be the reborn Sons of Liberty and take care of business ourselves. Agreed, but that breaks down at this point: Malone: You said you wanted to get Capone. Do you really wanna get him? You see, what I’m saying is, what are you prepared to do? Ness: Anything within the law. Malone:… Read more »

Perhaps this is my youth talking, but why DONT we all march on washington, drag the bastards into the streets, and make a public example of them? Seriously, we have let our elected “representatives” become far too comfortable and complacent in their federal sinecures, knowing they will almost never need to find employment again. And who may I ask would… Read more »

angrywebmaster
angrywebmaster

For God and Country @ #: Perhaps this is my youth talking, but why DONT we all march on washington, drag the bastards into the streets, and make a public example of them? Naah, I think it would be better to grab them when they are “Visiting their districts in San Tropez.” Then you won’t have to worry about the… Read more »

People need to be effected personally before they act. Like they say, a recession is when your neighbor loses their job. A depression is when you lose yours. A lot of people have lost their jobs, and a lot more, such as myself, have taken a serious haircut because of this bullshit. Again, I am not calling you or anyone… Read more »

watchyerlane
watchyerlane

Anthony L. @ #: If we tell China to go F themselves we now have a real global problem. China will lean on Russia economically with Russia not needing too much prodding to want to drop the gloves on the ice with us. China then gives open support to that crackpot in North Korea letting him get his beer muscles… Read more »

Fa Cube Itches
Fa Cube Itches

Anthony L. @ #: If this doesn’t have mobs of people marching with torches and pitchforks, nothing will. The 2A might just turn out to be the most important amendment of all… If the first sentence is true, then the second is irrelevant, since no one will be doing anything. I hope people do get angry, but I don’t see… Read more »

Fa Cube Itches
Fa Cube Itches

Anthony L. @ #:

who’s first?

What’s second? I don’t know. :em05:

HempRopeAndStreetlight
HempRopeAndStreetlight

Heh. The “let them eat cake” moments just keep piling up. http://www.dethguild.com/power-lines-in-desperate-need-of-ornaments/ Power-lines in Desperate Need of Ornamentation… If ever there was a justification to hang these miserable, useless pieces of shit… “Lawmakers and staff can breathe easy – their health care tab is not going to soar next year. The Office of Personnel Management, under heavy pressure from Capitol… Read more »

HempRopeAndStreetlight
HempRopeAndStreetlight

There isn’t really anyone to lead the discontented folks, and the government is now so big and pervasive that the average Joe has no idea how to challenge it. Oh I think Joe-six-pack can get pretty damn creative, and get away with it. In point of fact I KNOW it’s possible. Sabotage is a fun word. I suggest people start… Read more »

HempRopeAndStreetlight
HempRopeAndStreetlight

CO lawmakers granted immunity from parking, speeding tickets while happily gouging the little people with them

http://hotair.com/archives/2013/08/06/co-lawmakers-granted-immunity-from-parking-speeding-tickets-while-happily-gouging-the-little-people-with-them/

As Glenn Reynolds said… “Titles of Nobility.”

FrankOK
FrankOK

angrywebmaster says: Please, al Qaeda, if you want to make up for 9/11, nuke Washington DC. Two issues with this. 1) We just need to clean out the vermin. I would rather not lose the museums and libraries. 2) We should not be looking to sub-contract this. My recommendations, Find a local contractor to do the job and see if… Read more »