“Super” Nanny Bloomberg Gets Slapped in the Face. Again.

H/t a Loyal Citizen who didn’t provide a nick, but you know who you are.

New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg’s controversial plan to keep large sugary drinks out of restaurants and other eateries was rejected by a state appeals court on Tuesday, which said he had overstepped his authority in trying to impose the ban.

As you may recall, Nanny Bloomers’ attempt to order his serfs to not consume stuff that he stuffs his face with all day long had already been struck down once and he, being the entitled, Progtard Shit that he is, had appealed that slap in his royal face.

A unanimous four-judge panel at the appeals court agreed, finding that the board had stepped beyond its power to regulate public health and usurped the policy-making role of the legislature.

You think that wannabe King Bloomy is going to let that stop him from exercising his imaginary dictatorial powers? Of course you don’t. Purulent Parasites like that will never ever back down in the face of mere justice.

In a statement, Bloomberg said the decision was a “temporary setback” and vowed to appeal to the state’s highest court, the Court of Appeals. If the court declines to hear the city’s appeal, the case would come to an end.

We’re certainly glad to hear that King Bloomypanties has succeeded in eliminating every single actual problem that NYC might be facing to the point where he can waste millions of taxpayers’ money to enforce his royal edicts against the nation-destroying effects of a Big Gulp.

We’re also fairly sure that Bloomies is every bit as insane as we’ve always known that he was.

We’re just saddened to learn that, given the recent developments surrounding Anthony “King Dong” Weiner’s campaign, it looks like we won’t have yet another certifiably insane NYC mayor to make fun of in the future. Unless whoever actually does win the election happens to be more pathologically nuts that Bloomers and Weiner combined which, frankly, is too much to hope for.

Still… It might happen.

So, New Yorkers, how does it feel being the laughing stock of the entire nation? Because we have to tell you that we appreciate you volunteering for the job, seeing as how we can use every laugh we can get under the reign of errors of the Ogabe Junta.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAAAHHHHH!

Thatisall.

10 comments

  1. 1
    Igor, Imperial Booby growls and barks:

    Thus spake King Bloomypanties:
    Waaaaah! Bad Courts. BAD Courts. I shall bang my (small) Sippy Cup until I get what I want. Waaaaaaah!!

    *snerk*
    :em01: :em01: :em01:

  2. 2
    LC Spare Parts growls and barks:

    Fine. Where was this judge when we tried to stop their damned gun law?

  3. 3
    The Lone Haranguer growls and barks:

    C.S. Lewis was right.

  4. 4
    VonZorch Imperial Researcher growls and barks:

    Unless whoever actually does win the election happens to be more pathologically nuts that Bloomers and Weiner combined which, frankly, is too much to hope for.

    I think you are overestimating the intellect and sanity of the average Noo Yawker.

  5. 5
    Tallulah growls and barks:

    You know what’s amazing about this?

    We’re all calling SOFT DRINKS “sugary drinks.”

    Judas H. PRIEST. That’s how these assholes operate in the Propaganda Ministry.

    /spit

    We’ll end up with Quinn as mayoresse. Believe it or not, she’s the least rancid of the Demonic Rats. John Catsimawhatsis is ahead on the Republican ticket: a rich grocery-store chain owner. He’s not conservative, but he’s pro-business. Handicapped by an unpronounceable name and hair like a slightly askew Brillo pad.

    Great.

  6. 6
    Radical Redneck growls and barks:

    Word is loud on the street that Al Sharpton is going to throw in his over sized hat in the ring :em06:

  7. 7
    Delftsman3 growls and barks:

    Tallulah @ #:

    I know you are one of the good one’s Tallulah, but : “Handicapped by an unpronounceable name and hair like a slightly askew Brillo pad.” just goes to show that Von Zorch it correct when he says: “I think you are overestimating the intellect and sanity of the average Noo Yawker.”

    When those of us in the heartland observe what is going on, on both of the Left Coasts; we truly wonder how so many have lost their (commen) senses.

    I know that in this age of TV appearences and sound bites that the general populace all too often go with whomever has the best voice and/or looks to form their opinions, but I still have hope that there are enough of us that go on records and facts.

  8. 8
    Delftsman3 growls and barks:

    Radical Redneck @ #:

    I doubt Sharpton (spit) would ever do that; why would he take the pay cut and the loss of the ability to spread his racist BS with out anyone gainsaying him? Remember, a Pol. is held (slightly) more accountable for his words and actions than a pundit and activist is. The strictures of office would make his head explode …on second thought GO AL ! one month and we’d be down one less race baiter haranging us! :em05:
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  9. 9
    Radical Redneck growls and barks:

    Delftsman3 @ #:

    But think how he could trick out Gracie Mansion? :shock:

  10. 10
    Tallulah growls and barks:

    Delftsman3 @ #:

    Point taken, Delft, but I meant just that: he’s handicapped by the above. Not that I wouldn’t vote for him on that basis. (But seriously, I do wish he’d cut his hair — it’s hard enough to get votes and so MANY of them are, alas, in the nitwit category.)