Ding Dong, The Witch is Dead!

After years of service as the standard bearer for the demise of organized journalism, Helen Thomas, at age 92, will revert back to original form as a minor demon of Hell, and slither back to that much warmer climate that serves as her immortal home.

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Never one to waste even a pico-second concerned with her outward appearance, and whose obvious lack of intimate relations with members of the opposite sex would embarrass Mother Teresa, Thomas haunted the White House Press Corp. for over 50 years.

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She is perhaps best remembered for her deeply anti-Semitic rhetoric, at one point responding to a Rabbi’s question regarding what the Israelis should do, she famously said, “Get the hell out of Palestine.” She was blatantly and publicly disgusted with President George Bush, at one point quoted in the newspaper for saying “I’m covering the worst President in history”, a comment clearly made with no knowledge of the future.

She is an iconic representation of everything that has gone wrong in journalism today, and she will only be missed by radicalized Islamic splodey-dopes. It is a shame that the rest of her cohort of fifth columnists in the fourth estate are not also in their 90’s. I am afraid we do not have the time to wait for their natural demise.

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LC Draco
LC Draco

FOIST…

And no tears will be shed in my house. She was a Jew hater and, like Foxnews just said, she didn’t die “with her boots on”, since she had to resign after her comments.

Lady M-ITT™-Imperial Sniper G.L.O.R
Lady M-ITT™-Imperial Sniper G.L.O.R

Well in honor of such a auspicious occasion, I’ll throw open the Imperial Liqueur Cabinet and declare an Open Bar Celebration! :em01:

angrywebmaster
angrywebmaster

I come not to praise Helen Thomas, but to bury her…good and deep…say 12′-25′ deep…in a superfund site…in Iran.
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A hateful and evil bitch she was, she just lost control of her verbal filters when she voiced her comments on Israel. She was simply saying what most of the media thinks. Good riddance!
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bruce
bruce

one bless commie liar!

Jaybear, Colonel of Imperial Ancient Artillery
Jaybear, Colonel of Imperial Ancient Artillery

regarding her death?
I just feel

nothing

LC Gladiator
LC Gladiator

Hell has its newest resident, no doubt keeping Trayvon company

LC Xystus
LC Xystus

Never one to waste even a pico-second concerned with her outward appearance…

Obviously she wasted enough to put lipstick on. :em04:

rickn8or
rickn8or

Somewhere, the most junior mortician in the company is standing outside the preparation room, weeping uncontrollably about his choice of career.

Sucks to be the last one hired, doesn’t it?

Slightly to the right of Gingis Khan
Slightly to the right of Gingis Khan

Jaybear, Colonel of Imperial Ancient Artillery says:

regarding her death?
I just feel

nothing

Exactly. I will not revel in her demise, nor will I shed a tear. Her antisemitic screeching made her nothing in life, I see no reason to consider her anything else in death.

LC Gunsniper
LC Gunsniper

“BC, the Imperial Torturer wasn’t available for comment, stricken with inconsolable grief.”

LC Sir Rurik, K.o.E.
LC Sir Rurik, K.o.E.

Is there some way Eric Holder can indict George Zimmerman for this?

Jaybear, Colonel of Imperial Ancient Artillery
Jaybear, Colonel of Imperial Ancient Artillery

LC Gunsniper says:

“BC, the Imperial Torturer wasn’t available for comment, stricken with inconsolable grief.”

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LC Gunsniper says:

“BC, the Imperial Torturer wasn’t available for comment, stricken with inconsolable grief.”

He still has Nancy Lugosi, Rosie O’Lardass, and Mikey Moore-on, but a loss like that has to be devastating. I would say we can still remember the good times, but thankfully the Brain Bleach keeps that from happening.

Fa Cube Itches
Fa Cube Itches

To quote Rodgers & Hammerstein:

The daisies in the dell
will give out a different smell
Because Pore Helen is underneath the ground.

Jaybear, Colonel of Imperial Ancient Artillery
Jaybear, Colonel of Imperial Ancient Artillery

Fa Cube Itches says:

The daisies in the dell
will give out a different smell
Because Pore Helen is underneath the ground.

poor daisies…..I pity the worms that will feed on that carcass as well…….yuck

VonZorch Imperial Researcher
VonZorch Imperial Researcher

LC Gunsniper @ #:9
You do know that it is a very bad idea to bait BC that way.

LC Gunsniper
LC Gunsniper

VonZorch Imperial Researcher @ #15:

Yeah.

What’s your point? 😀

Cougar1978
Cougar1978

I wouldn’t give this shrill propagandist’s passing too much thought. However, I would not be surprised if someone played “Tramp The Dirt Down,” in her honor. Bashing Thatcher will boomerang, libtards. That is all. Oh, and in other news, the libtards are getting the vulnables to boycott Disneyland and Disneywold and Florida cuz that’s all white centered parts of the… Read more »

LC Guy S
LC Guy S

You still remember your days as an Airman Apprentice do you *grin*!!rickn8or @ #:8

And as far as the late Ms Thomas goes….it isn’t deep, far, or hot enough. @$*#%*!! anti-semite bitch!!

BC, Imperial Torturer
BC, Imperial Torturer

Chew on this, assholes. Hope your brain bleach supply hasn’t been replaced with pure water. :em05:

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BC, Imperial Torturer
BC, Imperial Torturer

Cougar1978 @ #:

Cougar, if word gets out that the followers of those race-baitin’ poverty pimps aren’t visiting FL, the tourism industry won’t be able to keep up with the flood of non-Idiotarian tourists.

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mousseman
mousseman

Probably one of the few journalists which never made it to Germany since she would likely have run afoul of the hate-speech laws there.

NR Pax
NR Pax

BC, I despise you. I mean that from the bottom of my dark heart. Not for posting that image. But for posting it when I have an alcohol deficit in my house and my favorite store is closed.

Up next: Justin Beiber…

You’re just as cruel for giving me something to look forward to.

Jaybear, Colonel of Imperial Ancient Artillery
Jaybear, Colonel of Imperial Ancient Artillery

Jeez BC :em06:

Like I said before, think of the poor worms that are gonna eat that.

BC, Imperial Torturer
BC, Imperial Torturer

Jaybear, Colonel of Imperial Ancient Artillery @ #:

Jaybear, think of all the poor worms that have been eating that over the past 6 or 7 decades. :em05:

LC LOBO
LC LOBO

Go n-ithe an cat thú is go n-ithe an diabhal an cat.

No I will not translate it for you.

Jaybear, Colonel of Imperial Ancient Artillery
Jaybear, Colonel of Imperial Ancient Artillery

BC, Imperial Torturer says:

Jaybear, think of all the poor worms that have been eating that over the past 6 or 7 decades.

I see your laughing emoticon and raise you two

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LC IB CiSSnarl5.7 Imperial Foreign War Correspondent
LC IB CiSSnarl5.7 Imperial Foreign War Correspondent

Oh, and as far as Helen Thomas? I still invoke my “don’t speak ill of the dead routine. May she find peace and all of that……

Never laugh when a hearse goes by- cuz’ you may be the next to die….
The worms crawl in, the worms crawl out – The worms play Pinocle on Helen’s snout….

That better?? :em03:

LC Xystus
LC Xystus

Never laugh when a hearse goes by…

Ideally you’re in the funeral business & it’s your hearse! :em01:

LC LOBO
LC LOBO

I’ve been told that they’re having to do Carbon Dating on it. They think it really died back in 1997.

BC, Imperial Torturer @ #:

Someone is getting famous

Fa Cube Itches
Fa Cube Itches

LC Xystus @ #:

in the funeral business

C’mon! It’s got the word “fun” right in it! And the advertising writes itself: “You won’t bereave our prices!”

HempRopeAndStreetlight
HempRopeAndStreetlight

Fuck that execrable old cunt, I hope she’s slow-cooking in a place befitting her despicable life.

My only regret, is that I didn’t hate her more.

Good riddance to the mouth of Sauron.

LC Gunsniper
LC Gunsniper

BC, Imperial Torturer @ #20:

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I’ll wager that ol’ Hellen will actually look better after a years worth of decomposition.

watchyerlane
watchyerlane

Sorry, I can’t find anything even remotely nice to say. Speak ill of the dead? Sorry, she has not earned such respect. Her partisan silliness poorly disguised as journalism has deemed herself unworthy of any quarter. Not to mention her out and out anti-semitism has indeed earned her the Express Lane to the Fire Down Below of which she will… Read more »

Emperor Misha I
Emperor Misha I

Anti-semites, racists, bigots, “class warriors”, they’re all the same to me. Let them burn in hell where they belong, and may their suffering be beyond what our minds can possibly comprehend. We all put on our pants the same way every morning, one bloody leg at a time. Anybody who believes otherwise can go die screaming in a fucking fire.… Read more »

FrankOK
FrankOK

Jaybear, Colonel of Imperial Ancient Artillery says: Fa Cube Itches says: The daisies in the dell will give out a different smell Because Pore Helen is underneath the ground. poor daisies…..I pity the worms that will feed on that carcass as well…….yuck “the worms crawl in, the worms crawl out, the worms play pinochle on her snout, …”

angrywebmaster
angrywebmaster

Emperor Misha I @ #: Anti-semites, racists, bigots, “class warriors”, they’re all the same to me. I tend to group them all together under the term “Vermin.” If they’re are in a city, and mostly they are, I call them “Urban Vermin.” Eventually, we’re going to have go with the Bracken Pest Control Solution. And, as an aside, my new… Read more »

angrywebmaster
angrywebmaster

I recently heard that Thomas is going to be planted in Detroit. Somehow, that just seems so right to me.
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0007
0007

I’ll go with a “Cory who?; Bieber who?; and Thomas what?”

bruce
bruce

the eagles are the best rock-n-roll band ever!

BC, Imperial Torturer
BC, Imperial Torturer

bruce @ #: They sure are up there in the Top 3, that’s for sure. It just so happens that the family and I saw an incredible Eagles tribute band playing at The Bandshell in Daytona Beach on the 4th of July. They’re called Alter Eagles and, if you didn’t know it wasn’t the original Eagles on stage, you’d swear… Read more »

Fa Cube Itches
Fa Cube Itches

Too bad she wasn’t a guy. If she had been, we could all join in the traditional funeral hymn:

Hiiiiiiiiiiim!
Hiiiiiiiiiiim!
Fu-uu-uuuck him!

If memory serves, that one was created by Pope Peter I, but I may be slightly off.

Emperor Misha I
Emperor Misha I

She’s no fucking use to anyone,
She’s no fucking use at all.
She ought to be publicly shat on,
She ought to be publicly shot,
She ought to be tied to a west country shit house
And left there to fucking well rot!

bruce says: the eagles are the best rock-n-roll band ever! BC, Imperial Torturer says: bruce @ #: They sure are up there in the Top 3, that’s for sure. It just so happens that the family and I saw an incredible Eagles tribute band playing at The Bandshell in Daytona Beach on the 4th of July. They’re called Alter Eagles… Read more »

Cougar1978
Cougar1978

Jaybear, Colonel of Imperial Ancient Artillery says:

Jeez BC

Like I said before, think of the poor worms that are gonna eat that.

I agree! DAMN YOU, BC! Damn youuuuu!

Radical Redneck
Radical Redneck

comment image :em01:

BC, Imperial Torturer
BC, Imperial Torturer

kmhendu @ #:

The Stones & Doors were good at their very best, mediocre most the time and horrible at their very worst. Floyd we can agree on. Your mileage may vary.

Jaybear, Colonel of Imperial Ancient Artillery
Jaybear, Colonel of Imperial Ancient Artillery

BC, Imperial Torturer says: The Stones & Doors were good at their very best, mediocre most the time and horrible at their very worst. Floyd we can agree on. Your mileage may vary. Up until Friday night, I always said that the best concert I EVER went to was the Stones in 1972. They had just released Exile on Main… Read more »

LC LOBO
LC LOBO

Radical Redneck @ #:
There is a special place in hell for you. Anyway… Hairaldo needs to fucking die. After he fucked over the military by showing where in the fuck they were on live fucking teevee, why in the fuck didn’t one of that unit shoot his ass ?? :em03:

LC 0311 Sir Crunchie I.M.H., K.o.E.
LC 0311 Sir Crunchie I.M.H., K.o.E.

Mark my words, my fine forested friend, Justin Beiber is going down this year. Leave the poor girl alone. If she does die there will be mixed emotions in my house. One of the Princesses loves her, although she denies it, while the other takes after me and hates her. Funny thing though, when Bieber was dating Selena Gomez I… Read more »

Special Ed
Special Ed

‘The band is just fantastic, that is really what I think;
oh,by the way, which one’s Pink?’