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Surely nobody can be that desperate to get laid?
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G.L.O.R.s, please. Would you sleep with a “man” like that?

WE wouldn’t sleep with a doormat, we like our women feisty and strong, yet all lady. The kind who, while being the very essence of femininity, can still drop you dead at a hundred paces without a moment’s hesitation if you choose to behave like a swine. The kind that we’re lucky enough to be married to.

Thatisall.

45 comments

  1. 1
    LC Scott growls and barks:

    I wonder if any of these so called guys have ever peed standing up without pissing on themselves? :em98:

    Ever.

  2. 2

    N’ that’s the sound of Man Cards dissolving.
    Amazing what some guy’s'll say.. ‘trying to get lucky.
    Besides,,there’s already been enough discussion of the roles, everybody knows their areas of expertise and capability, and the best one’s are aware of their limitations.
    Any Real Man knows that any Real Deals you make with a Real Woman come with the unspoken understanding that all agreements become fluid, subject to change or cancellation,,, for a few days every month. The Wussy Card holders usually fail to excel during these times. ‘Gotta’ be Man enough to help her through, ‘not miss a lovin’ beat, ‘make it interesting each time,.
    Men don’t get that kind’a exclusions. ‘Wouldn’t be right anyhoo.

    A hunnert paces AND a pickup truck,,ain’t far enough, ‘ain’t hard cover…
    ‘Got me a good one..

  3. 3
    Odahi growls and barks:

    This is mandatory classwork in all California elementary schools.

  4. 4
    simonwise growls and barks:

    Sounds to me like they’re Limeys…………….I rest my case!

  5. 5
    jdog43 growls and barks:

    Talk about girlie boys. Pardon me, while I vomit on my pc screen.

  6. 6
    LC&IB Vulcanrider, MSgt, USAF, Ret growls and barks:

    You sure that’s not from the Onion? It’s gotta be a joke, right? Showed this to the wife yesterday, and while she’s usually very reserved, her response…

    WHAT A COUPLE OF PUSSIES!

    Seems like a pretty valid assessment to me…

  7. 7
    red_five growls and barks:

    Sadly, I watched to the end. In doing so, I found something interesting: one of the writers of that vomit was named “Gay”. That said it all for me. Oh, and on the YouTube page they’ve disabled comments. Telling, no?

  8. 8
    BigDogg growls and barks:

    First of all, I don’t think they’re trying to get laid … ‘cuz I’m pretty sure they’re homos.

    Secondly … WTF???

  9. 9
    LC HJ Caveman82952 growls and barks:

    My wife is my best friend. Friends doing what friends do, I taught her how to use a gun, she now quite fond of her big .357. But a loss of strength has interested her in a smaller gun, not so heavy, but she wants the .357 firepower, and a revolver. She likes them. I told her to get well enough to shoot again first. I saved that thread from way back when. But the fury displayed by a angry,frightened woman defendng her children or mate is a sight to behold. I never want it aimed at me, or her gun for that matter…….best friends and worst enemies. God love ‘em……

  10. 10
    GamerFromJump growls and barks:

    Wow, this is the most repulsive thing I’ve ever seen.

  11. 11
    Sir Fresh Sign growls and barks:

    somehow, that disturbed me more than reading about the daily failures of His Supreme Incompetence. I live around these people, here in the Bay Area.

  12. 12
    Gladiator growls and barks:

    Finally !!! A real, live video of DJ!!

  13. 13
    Lizard, G.L.O.R. growls and barks:

    First, they are not trying to get with a woman because they are clearly not into that but do not want to admit. I have to wonder if they even have a dick or if they cut it off because it repulsed them so.

    Second, Misha in answer to your question. HELL NO!!!!

    So women have never started or been involved with starting a war because we are not that way. REALLY, GEE GUESS MY ANGER AND DESIRE TO BLOW A FEW PLACES BACK TO THE STONE AGE, then realized they were already there, SO THOUGHT WE SHOULD RAISE THE TEMPERATURE IN THEIR CORNER OF THE WORLD FOR A FEW HUNDRED YEARS WAS NOT REAL. I really hate when dumbshits say crap like that because frankly, and I think Nikki and Nat can support me on this, women are quite well let’s just say we can make you think you started something and really we did.

    Regarding when they were showing the Christian churches and saying how religion has been used to hurt women. This really gets me cranked up because frankly if you have read the Bible and only listen to the part about wives submit to your husbands and never bothered to read the surrounding words. And speaking of which my favorite judge from the Old Testament is Deborah. I may not remember much from 6th grade religion, taught by a man many viewed as a male chauvinist pig, but I remember him teaching us about Deborah and Jael. For those that do not know, Jael convinced an enemy that he was safe and when he was alseep drove a tent stake through his temple(http://www.alabaster-jars.com/biblewomen-j.html#Jael).

    What truly scares me is that there are people out there that think that tripe is a good thing and I should be embracing it and not outraged and disgusted by it. I would truly like to tell all of those submitting to that stupid manifesto “man up and grow a pair”.

  14. 14
    LC Staci GBOR growls and barks:

    Wow. I think I would consider divorce if my warrior started talking smack like that. My biggest challenge is adjusting to being spoiled and that would just send me over the edge. It’s kind of sexy when he pounds his chest and acts manly.

  15. 15
    Grammar Czar growls and barks:

    “G.L.O.R.s, please. Would you sleep with a “man” like that?”

    Just you asking that is a major insult. You should know your G.L.O.R.s by now. 8-P

  16. 16

    I saw this on The Peoples Cube, I lasted all of about 18 seconds before the hurl reflex kicked in.

    I have a running joke /w/ the wife where her perfect man is a beta male … apparently thats what she was looking for when she met me. When I discovered that I chuckled and said ‘Hon .. if thats the case you married the WRONG man!’ :)

    Shes figured out alpha males have their advantages, though.

  17. 17
    Madam President growls and barks:

    ….

    I’ll get some rope, my Liege.

  18. 18
    Radical Redneck growls and barks:

    G.L.O.R.s, please. Would you sleep with a “man” like that?

    I’m sure they would prefer a hunk far more macho and masculine! ;)

  19. 19
    Lizard, G.L.O.R. growls and barks:

    RR stop posting pictures of youself :-P

  20. 20

    One time, under the mindste of ‘be careful what you wish for, you might get it’, I, for the space of about 3 hours, acted like the perfect beta male that my wife was looking for when she met me. After about 3 hours, she was going absolutely stark raving insane and was like ‘You are being so ****ing annoying! STOP IT !!’ and my reply was ‘Still want the perfect beta male?’ And she said .. very quietly … ‘no …..’

    :)

  21. 21
    LC Ogrrre growls and barks:

    As I told ‘em over at the Cube, just a few seconds of watching that and I had an intense urge to Crush My Enemies, See Them Driven Before Me, and Hear the Lamentations of Their Women. Those two owe me a new Gaydar, because the one I had melted down from the return from those two “men”. Those two castrati aren’t even beta males … they aren’t masculine enough to be beta males. Perhaps omega males. Eunuchs, the two of them.

  22. 22

    I would worry for the future of our species, but I realized that none of these walking, talking vajayjay’s are capable of reproducing. Probably ain’t one functioning sperm among them that they haven’t swallowed. And if there was, it wouldn’t be strong enough to swim it’s way upstream, provided of course it stopped weeping from the trauma of participating in the “rape of womanhood that is sexual intercourse”.

    And anyone neutered enough to give this simpering display of pussification any serious thought is pretty much in the same boat. They and their progeny would be devoured alive by the real world if it weren’t for true men who daily face down the evil that they naively believe they can whimper away.

  23. 23

    From the comments thread for the video,

    I am man, and I own my own life, and I do not need anyone to speak for me thank you.

    Lets turn the tables. I am the representative of every man on that video, and I want to apologize to? all the real men out there for being such a public disgrace. I hereby promise never to speak for someone again without their permission, and the only thing I will own is my life, and my words and my actions.

    No wonder women are loosing respect for some men when they act like that!

  24. 24
    Elephant Man growls and barks:

    Holy Crap!

    Looks like those guys in the video got encircled and smothered by tanker truck load of “hot soft authentic vagina-friendly relational lava”!

    If Jane Fonda comes at me with a truckload of that goop, I am ready!

    Got my mask and snorkel right here…… :lol:

  25. 25

    Surely nobody can be that desperate to get laid?

    It ain’t the desperation, hell show me a guy who ain’t been desperate, it’s the abject stupidity that this will get ‘r done. The only pussy this will get is already on the video.

  26. 26
    Muzzy growls and barks:

    Oh, fuck me sideways what a couple of dweebs! I got about 15 seconds in before I turned it off in disgust. To put that in perspective, that’s about half as long as I lasted through 2 girls 1 cup.

  27. 27

    There’s hope for you yet Muzzy (you ignorant slut). :-)

  28. 28
    LC MuscleDaddy growls and barks:

    “On behalf of my gender I would like to apolo…”

    My apology for the actions of others of my gender has historically come in the form of being the guy leaning against the back of the squad car, explaining to the good officer how the girl-hitting drunk bleeding into the gutter of the Circle-K parking lot got there.

    Crunchie put up a Motivator once:

    “The difference between the Good guys and the Bad guys is whether they use human shields, or make themselves human shields.”

    That’s all you need to know about men – screw those passive, weak-ass pansies in the video.

    – MD

  29. 29
    lc purple raider growls and barks:

    Misha owes me a brand new monitor!

  30. 30
    LC/IB PrimEviL growls and barks:

    AAaackkk!!! Gaaaackk!! *Hurl*…I made it just past one minute of that insufferable tripe, and
    shut it down. What sniveling insensate drivel. May those pussified wussies find the abusive sociopath
    dominatrix they so desperately deserve. I wonder if they’d scream and wet themselves if someone
    showed them a bowie knife.

  31. 31
    VonZorch Imperial Researcher growls and barks:

    Red_Five, you are way tougher than I am. I managed two minutes before cognitive shutdown.

  32. 32
    LC Jackboot IC/A growls and barks:

    Are you FUCKING KIDDING ME? This sortof shit clearly tells you that part of our culture is in the shitter. This is part of the liberal psyche that forces folks to abase themselves by apologizing for something we had NOTHING to do with.

    What a bunch of weenies. I made it to about 1:00 before I puked a bit in my mouth. Left it running while I comment and had an intense urge to perform a dickectomy.

    Fuck that….

    *spit* ….mheh….

  33. 33
    Sir Fresh Sign growls and barks:

    Staci, if those wussies ever found themselves in the same room as your amazing husband, they would shrivel up and die on the spot. Kryptonite to the Feminized Male. I am surrounded by freaks like that, but the film just concentrates it into a nauseous in your face pathetic display.

  34. 34
    Sir Fresh Sign growls and barks:

    Can you imagine a feminized Admiral apologizing for this?

    http://www.foxnews.com/scitech/2011/04/08/navy-showboats-destructive-new-laser-gun/

  35. 35
    Sir Fresh Sign growls and barks:

    that first guy clearly is HIV pos.

  36. 36
    kwongdzu growls and barks:

    LOL!!! Play that to the assholes at Gitmo. That’ll learn ‘em!

    I wish I had known about this on April Fool’s Day. You sure this isn’t some kind of spoof? Please tell me there aren’t creatures like this who call themselves “men”.

    My 13-year-old came through and caught a whiff of that and remarked: “Why don’t you go put on a skirt and dance around in it?”

    I can’t believe you had the temerity to ask, but speaking as a woman the answer is “NO!” … no woman would have anything to do with any of those twits.

  37. 37
    kwongdzu growls and barks:

    And now after watching part of that … I’m thinking you OWE US REPARATIONS!!!

    Please to post a palate cleanser with some actual men in it.

  38. 38

    Oh for the love of St. Beetle’s left nut! I made it to 1:27 before I had an uncontrollable urge to puke on their Birkenstocks. ANY female that would actually swoon at this smarmy bullshit needs to turn in her vagina and Woman Card. This has to be the most insipid, groveling, limp wristed, pussy whipped bunch of BS since Obama’s last SOTU speech.

    Apologize and make amends??? Blow it out your ass Daisymae. It’s pansy ass’s like you that have gotten us in the stinking mess we’re in right now. We don’t want more panty wearing pansies running around feeling their feminine sides. We need more John Waynes that know how to tip their hats and say “yes Ma’am” one minute and bitch slap a goon the next.

    Would you sleep with a “man” like that?

    Sleep with them? NO…..Put them in a tutu and send them to Barney Frank’s house with a candy gram? Yep.

  39. 39
    SoCalOilMan, K.o.E. growls and barks:

    Two points.

    1) those were not men

    2) I love and honor our GLOR’s

    2(b) I gotta find me a GLOR

  40. 40

    What the motherfucking FUCK was that? I don’t know whether to laugh or to puke (tried both at the same time, doesn’t work all that well)… I have a suggestion for these two tutu-wearing Sitzpinklers: your video would be a lot more entertaining if both of you dropped trou and lopped off your nads with an axe– in unison.

  41. 41
    LC Alric growls and barks:

    Natasha – That’s assuming they had them to begin with. Those guys don’t even qualify for the status of beta males. They’re downright omegas. Note that the comments have been disabled; probably because even the women were calling them faggots! :D

  42. 42
    Elephant Man growls and barks:

    I wish I had known about this on April Fool’s Day. You sure this isn’t some kind of spoof?

    I remember waaaay back in the day, (I think it was 2003or 2004) When The Emperor pulled an April Fools prank by changing the graphics of The Rott for April 1st.

    A lot of pink hues, rottweiler puppies, bunnies and flowers……

    I just wish someone had a screenshot of that. :lol:

  43. 43
    LC Stargazer growls and barks:

    Good lord in butter. I thought the categories were wolves, guard dogs, and sheep. But I wouldn’t insult sheep by lumping these bozos in with ‘em. Nematodes, mebbe? Female nematodes are a lot bigger than males, after all… or maybe those deep-sea angler fish where the male is just a sperm-producing parasite on the female?

  44. 44

    Those jellyfish are about as masculine as a Victoria’s Secret Catalog.

  45. 45
    Alan K. Henderson growls and barks:

    Sir Fresh Sign says:

    Can you imagine a feminized Admiral apologizing for this?
    http://www.foxnews.com/scitech/2011/04/08/navy-showboats-destructive-new-laser-gun/

    Now witness the firepower of this fully operational battle station!