Or Else WHAT, Baracky the Circus Clown?

In the rest of the world, the Baraaarrghh Leftist Junta apparently aren’t all that thrilled with Russia and China not handing over Snowden just because Teh One™ tells them to. It’s almost as if the effeminate, noodle-spined fucktard from Kenya thinks that anybody is still taking his pansy-arse self seriously.

(Yes, we know we’re linking the Daily Beast With Two Backs, but that actually only makes it even more funny, watching them pathetic Leftards trying to make their Ogabessiah look like anything resembling a sentient being with a functioning pair of testicles, a hopeless project if ever we saw one).

U.S. Threatens Russia With Retaliation on Edward Snowden

We can already hear the ground under the Kremlin trembling from our house. With laughter.

U.S. government anger is at a fever pitch with the governments of Russia, Hong Kong and China, which is believed to have played a hand in letting Snowden flee Hong Kong, a semi-autonomous part of the People’s Republic.

State Department officials have promised retaliation for all three governments, but recognize that as of now, Russia is the only one that can still play a helpful role in returning Snowden to the U.S. to face three felony charges filed over the weekend, including two under the Espionage act.

Secretary of State John Kerry said Monday during a trip to India that “without question” there would be consequences for China and Russia for not complying with U.S. requests and emphasized that the U.S. is now focusing on Russia.

“They are on notice with respect to our desires,” Kerry said. “It would be deeply troubling if they have adequate notice and notwithstanding that they make a willful decision to ignore that and not live within the standards of the law.

Isn’t it sweet when the most corrupt, unlawful and illegitimate regime in the entire history of the United States of America suddenly develops an interest in “the standards of the law?” The irony. You could hack it out in chunks and sell it at this point. And from John “Fuckfaced Traitor” Kerry, no less. Oh the jokes, the jokes. They just keep writing themselves.

“I wonder if Mr. Snowden chose China and Russia as assistance in his flight from justice because they are such powerful bastions of internet freedom,” Kerry said.

We’re about to shit ourselves with laughter here, and we believe that Vladimir is as well. This coming from the same treasonous Junta who not only monitors every single thing that any U.S. citizen utters on the Internet and the phone system, but also targets them for destruction by the IRS if they’re not sufficiently worshipful of Ear Leader Ogabe?

Mr. Kettle? We have a pot on line 2 that resembles Lurch rather a lot calling you “black.”

“People may die as a consequence to what this man did,” Kerry said. “It is possible that the United States would be attacked because terrorists may now know how to protect themselves in some way or another that they didn’t know before. This is a very dangerous act.”

As is willfully and knowingly shipping weapons to al-Qaeda terrorists how have, actually, murdered thousands of Americans already. Or doing the same for Mexican drug lords who then proceeded to murder hundreds of innocents with same weapons, all so Ear Leader could blame it on the 2nd Amendment. But let’s not talk about that.

On the one hand we have could harm, and on Barrack Hussein Osama’s side we have “HAVE ALREADY DONE SO THOUSANDS OF TIMES”.

What, the “Arab Spring” sequel in Syria? After Barrarrrfff Hussein Osama already handed over Egypt and Libya to pisslamic terrorists, he now wants to spend our money on arming al-Qaeda murderers who literally, literally, murder people and then cut out their hearts and eat them. Yeah, that’s what is called “cannibalism” and it used to be a big no-no in civilized society. But Brrraarrrrf Hussein al-Osama, having no idea what “civilization” even means, couldn’t care less. Fair warning: Do not even ATTEMPT to watch the videos referred to in that link if you ever plan on having lunch again.

Maybe he’ll send them proper steak knives so they at least can eat the organs of their enemies properly.

We hate to say it, particularly since Putin was the hated adversary back when the Cold War was a thing and we were sworn to fight him and his minions to death back then, but he has a point here. If you feel like you have to support one side or the other, and our Imperial judgment here is “stay out of it and let the shitsacks kill each other as much as they can”, you probably shouldn’t side with the terrorist fucking CANNIBALS.

But that’s what Brrraaarrrfff Osama and John McStain wants to do. Why the fuck couldn’t the North Vietnamese just have finished the fucking job? It would have solved 50% of the problem. Oh yes, that’s right, that’s why they didn’t. Smart people.

At Monday’s State Department briefing, Spokesman Patrick Ventrell said that U.S. officials were driving home the fact that the U.S. has been cooperating with Russia on extraditing Russian criminals out of the U.S. but he didn’t say outright that such cooperation would be ended if Russia doesn’t turn over Snowden.

“You can tell by the level of engagement that we’ve had they we take this very seriously and you can be sure the Russians understand that,” Ventrell said.

Yeah, we’re sure that Putin is fucking shitting his boots right now, because they completely and utterly depend on our cooperation in order to even be able to exist in this Brave New World of Ogabe the Omnipotent.

Seriously. The only head of state in all of the world who might still give a shit about what that jugeared ballet-dancing effeminate waste of skin Ogabe thinks would be the head of Liechtenstein, and we’re not so sure about him either.

At this point, all Volodya needs to do is to sit on his arse and watch Brrrarrrrf Osama make a fucking even bigger fucking fool of his effeminate self. Snowden doesn’t know anything that the FSB doesn’t already know, but the opportunity to shove a finger in the eyes of the single most incompetent president in the history of our nation without fear of any consequences whatsoever is just too precious for any actual leader to pass up on.

On Monday afternoon, the Senate will vote and likely pass a comprehensive immigration reform package (PDF) that includes a provision changing the law to allow Hong Kong to apply for the U.S. Visa Waiver Program, which would make travel from Hong Kong to the U.S. easier.

The State Department ultimately decides which countries can enter the Visa Waiver Program, but the law states that the applicant country “must meet stringent security requirements, including a very low non-immigrant visa rejection rate, reciprocal treatment for U.S. citizens, passports with biometric identifiers, and close bilateral law enforcement cooperation with U.S. authorities,” the Weekly Standard reported.

Nathan Click, a spokesman for Sen. Mazie Hirono (D-HI), who sponsored the amendment making Hong Kong eligible for the Visa Waiver Program, told The Daily Beast Monday that Hong Kong’s path to the Visa Waiver program is far from assured.

Oh holy SHIT! The Chinese who already own us through Brraarrrf Osama’s driving up the national debt by 70% single-handedly are surely going to shit themselves at the merest thought that Brrrarrffff Osama’s disapproval might delay the issuing of visas that are going to be issued anyways by a few days.

The sound you heard was a billion Chinese crapping themselves with hysterical laughter.

Heckuva job, Barack!

You’ve destroyed the economy, brought on the worst depression in the history of our nation, pushed to make low-skilled workers slaves through Benedict Rubio’s Scamnesty, destroyed the best health care system in the world and now, to top it off, you have re-started the Cold War. All in a mere 4+ years.

Congratulations, Ogaberrhoids! You got what you wanted, good and hard. How’s it working out for you?

Now go fuck yourselves. We didn’t vote for the bastard, and if you ever, for a single second, think that we’re going to lift a finger for you when your lives go to hell too, you’re sadly mistaken. And we’ll shoot you all in the fucking face if you as much as think about forcing us to share your pain.

You’re dead to us. And you’ll very soon be dead to everybody and everything else too, you fucking traitors.

Enjoy your “victory”, fucktards. Enjoy.

Thatisall.

12 comments

  1. 1
    LC Xystus growls and barks:

    We hate to say it, particularly since Putin was the hated adversary back when the Cold War was a thing and we were sworn to fight him and his minions to death back then…

    ‘Cept few of us (outside the intelligence community, perhaps) knew who he was in those days.

  2. 2
    Fa Cube Itches growls and barks:

    Congratulations, Ogaberrhoids! You got what you wanted, good and hard. How’s it working out for you?

    We wanted AmeriKKKa crippled, humiliated, demoralized, tribalized, socialized, colonized, and broke. It’s working out just fine, thanks (and rather profitable, too). I’d ask how that pain, loss, and despair is working out for you, but, you know….I don’t really care.

    – His Excellency President for Life, Field Marshal Al Hadji Doctor Barack Hussein Obama, VC, DSO, MC, Lord of All the Beasts of the Earth and Fishes of the Sea, and Conqueror of the Cracka-Ass Cracka Racist Empire in the West in General and America in Particular, Heir to Saladin, and Divine Personification of Allah, The Exceedingly Compassionate, The Exceedingly Beneficent, The Exceedingly Gracious, The Exceedingly Merciful, The Peace, The Source of Peace and Safety, The Vast, The All-Embracing, The Omnipresent, The Boundless.

  3. 3
    yesiamapirate growls and barks:

    What’s next, the dreaded “sternly worded letter?” Can somebody find a YouTube link to the scene in 2010 where Roy Scheider comment on the irony of the Russians making more sense than our own government “when they are clearly nuts?” I’m way over 14 so this computer thingy isn’t working out too good for me.

  4. 4
    LC Gregory growls and barks:

    Hey, Fa Cube –

    You forgot to include “Last King of Scotland.”

  5. 5
    LCSgtmech growls and barks:

    I really, REALLY hate siding with China and Russia on this one… But I think this incident is finally waking some folks up to just how out of their depth this entire “administration” is. I use the word lightly, because I don’t think the lot of them could “administer” an enema to a chained elephant with a bullseye painted on it’s bunger… They’re a bunch of petulant kids that have had their way for so long, that to be told no is simply unimaginable to them. Kerry actually saying this information could get people killed??? What in the Ninth Layer of Hades does he think happened in Benghazi? Where was their vaunted respect for “the rule of law” when they blithely decided to NOT enforce immigration law and not deport “young immigrants”…even though each and every one of them is a criminal? My level of disgust and hatred for these people cannot be measured. They rob Peter to pay Paul, follow what laws they choose to, and piss on everything this nation has always held sacred. These sonofabitches, the entire lot of them, deserve one, and only one punishment. I think the rest of you know what I mean, so i’ll leave it unsaid. I don’t recognize my country anymore, and it breaks my heart.

  6. 6
    HempRopeAndStreetlight growls and barks:

    The bastards have done us all.

    No forgiveness.

    Enemies.

  7. 7
    bruce growls and barks:

    our retirement money will be useless so what will the bongo govt. do when we march in protest,shoot us?if that happens then we will have to kill all the commies and their supporters or they will kill us.we should start with those who live near us including the cops.

  8. 8
    single stack growls and barks:

    I’ve long been disgusted by the arrogance of our government in making demands of other countries.

    http://news.yahoo.com/us-demands-russia-snowden-thanks-says-putin-204339514.html

  9. 9
    LC Robohobo growls and barks:

    yesiamapirate @ #:

    Dang it! You beat me too it!
    :em05:

  10. 10
    LC SecondMouse growls and barks:

    Yeah, that Putin is tough, but Barack will counter with ‘Swiftboat’ Kerry, and then look out. I read somewhere that Putin was secretly afraid of Lurch from the Addams Family TV show, so that has to be our ace in the hole, amirite?

    Jeebus. Maybe the Israelis will let us borrow BiBi for a few days.

  11. 11

    If we simply must have a foreign President, can we have Putin?

  12. 12
    yesiamapirate growls and barks:

    Somebody better tell Dear Leader that Ecuador (Ecuador?) just told him to pound sand. But they meant it in the nicest way, they even offered 23 million dollars to help him pay for his new sandbox. :em05: