Did We Mention That You’re Dead to Us, Rubio?

Yeah, we believe that we did.

After having babbled incessantly that what he called Amnesty in 2010 is now no longer Amnesty (it is, in fact, according to Rubio v2013, Amnesty to NOT pass what Rubio v2010 considered Amnesty a mere 3 years ago when he was running for election. Imagine that!) and babbling even harder about how he’s going to amend the living shit out of Amnesty v2013 until it is absolutely air tight dead certain that border security will be a part of it or no deal (while simultaneously voting with the Democrat Fascist Party to kill every single actual amendment proposal that would DO that), it seems he has finally found the super air tight Uberamendment that will for sure, honest, trust us, secure the borders.

Which, of course, means that it will do absolutely nothing of the sort or he would have voted with Chuck Schumer to kill that one as well.

But — and this is big – the provision sought by conservatives such as John Cornyn, that 90 percent apprehension be achieved as a “hard trigger” is no longer in the deal as a precondition for citizenship [thanks to Benedict Rubio, that treasonous fuckwit – Emp.M.]. As the Times puts it: “Republicans agreed to make the 90 percent figure a goal rather than a requirement.” The key is that additional Republicans beyond the gang of eight — such as Bob Corker and John Hoeven — appear prepared to accept this.

And, to those of you unfamiliar with contractese, “goal” means “ain’t ever going to happen because it doesn’t have to.”

Which, of course, is why the sniveling, puling sack of traitorous shit that is Marco Rubio is wholeheartedly in favor of it.

It gives his Democrat Fascist buddies everything they want while making sure that we get nothing in return.

Unless you really, honestly believe that the Gadarene Swine on the Potomac will ever lift a single solitary bejeweled fat finger to make any of those “goals” happen.

In which case you might as well withdraw yourself voluntarily from the gene pool, because you’re only shitting up the waters with your defective DNA.

So… The Democrat Fascist Party gets their 11 million new votes, low-skill workers in the US get to lose their jobs because, in Rubio’s words, “they just can’t cut it”, the border will not be secured in any way whatsoever and we’ll have this same parade of tyranny, corruption, lies and villainy in another decade or two.

Heckuva job, Rubio!

Now stop talking and get back to servicing your new boyfriend Chuckie’s shlong, you worthless, backstabbing, lying weaselshit.

Thatisall.

15 comments

  1. 1
    angrywebmaster growls and barks:

    There is hope. Allen West is thinking of challenging the lying POS when his term is up.
    He needs encouragement. Please encourage him!!
    :em01:

  2. 2

    angrywebmaster says:

    There is hope. Allen West is thinking of challenging the lying POS when his term is up.
    He needs encouragement. Please encourage him!!

    angrywebmaster recently posted..Senator Allen West?

    I heard that too. We can only hope!

    I’m so disappointed in Rubio, I literally want to cry!

    After having plowed through that travesty of an immigration bill, (my analysis of it is here) I can honestly say Rubio could be on fire, and I wouldn’t cross the street to piss on his burning carcass.

  3. 3
    LibraryGryffon growls and barks:

    So when is Texas going to secede? And if it does, will my having been born in Austin give me a decent chance of being allowed to move there?

  4. 4
    angrywebmaster growls and barks:

    LC Nicki the Resident Misanthropic Bitch @ #:

    After having plowed through that travesty of an immigration bill, (my analysis of it is here) I can honestly say Rubio could be on fire, and I wouldn’t cross the street to piss on his burning carcass.

    How about roasting hotdogs and marshmallows?
    :em05:

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    LC Jackboot IC/A growls and barks:

    LibraryGryffon says:

    will my having been born in Austin give me a decent chance of being allowed to move there?

    Absorutery, Texas, like Israel has always had the “Right of Return”. Everyone that wants to make the Republic of Texas home is welcome. If you understand Texas, then like me, it just to awhile to get here.

    So come on home anytime you want. We need every hard-working, patriotic American right here in the Republic.

    G-d Blessed Texas !!!!

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    angrywebmaster says:

    LC Nicki the Resident Misanthropic Bitch @ #:
    After having plowed through that travesty of an immigration bill, (my analysis of it is here) I can honestly say Rubio could be on fire, and I wouldn’t cross the street to piss on his burning carcass.
    How about roasting hotdogs and marshmallows?

    angrywebmaster recently posted..Obamacare unfair to Democrats

    Now THAT’s an idea!

    :em01:

  7. 7

    Now there’s a “stateless persons” amendment by Douchebag from Hawaii, which allows any person displaced by globull wormening to come over here and suck off the taxpayer teat… gain legal status.

  8. 8
    Fa Cube Itches growls and barks:

    “And, to those of you unfamiliar with contractese, ‘goal’ means ‘ain’t ever going to happen because it doesn’t have to.'”

    In a saner world, it would likewise be the goal of every good citizen to ensure that no physical harm befell those noble and well-meaning politicians that voted for amnesty.

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    Fa Cube Itches growls and barks:

    LibraryGryffon @ #:

    So when is Texas going to secede?

    Shortly after the amnesty passes – we just need to shore up our numbers vis a vis the gringos.
    – Supreme Commandante, La Raza

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    LC Gladiator growls and barks:

    Does ANYONE besides me see this immigration bill as a smackdown of Women and minorities, especially Blacks???? The newly legal illegals will not have to be covered by Obamacare, making them MUCH cheaper and more desirable to employ than women and minorities. Isnt that Racist??

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    Tallulah growls and barks:

    LibraryGryffon @ #:

    Re Texas:

    Monica Crowley says (I think she’s right) that the main point of the immigration amnesty is to FLOOD THE ZONE OF TEXAS.

    Because once Texas goes under, that’s IT, folks. And the Leftwing Bastards know it.

  12. 12
    FrJim, Imperial Chaplain growls and barks:

    angrywebmaster @ #:

    I’d be afraid of contaminating my food with the fuel source…

    -Jim+

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    jdog43 growls and barks:

    :em08: The English language fails me when I try to describe my contempt for Rubio.