More and more often these days it seems, I encounter articles like this that just ramps my blood pressure and makes me want to slap the shit out of somebody. Generally the person who is displaying stupidity at unheard of levels and actually trying to justify it.
I’ve got to give a shoutout to Jaybear for posting this. If ever there were an example of asinine agenda driven bullshit stupidity, this one ranks in the top of all the lists.
What’s got me jittery this morning is the 9mm Glock that’s holstered on my hip. Me, lead gun policy protester at the 2010 Starbuck’s shareholder meeting. Me, a board member of the Brady Campaign. Me, the author of a book about the impact of gun violence, Beyond the Bullet.
Yes, I bought a handgun and will carry it everywhere I go over the next 30 days. I have four rules: Carry it with me at all times, follow the laws of my state, only do what is minimally required for permits, licensing, purchasing and carrying, and finally be prepared to use it for protecting myself at home or in public.
Only do what is minimally required. Which includes training. Of which at this point she has done NONE. Look Sweet cheeks. Put the damn gun down. Go back to your low soy Latte and shut the hell up. Dumb shit like this is why people like YOU make life so damn difficult for the rest of us. Of course you’re sitting there in your pretentious agitation, thinking it’s obviously the responsibility of everyone else to train you to use that gun. Trust me Doll. You’re a danger to yourself and everyone else. Get the hell out of the way, and go sit in the corner and suck your thumb.
I needed help. I drove to where a police officer had pulled over another driver. Now, writing this, I realize that rolling up on an on-duty cop with a handgun in tow might not have been fully thought through.
NOTHING you have done has been fully thought through you ignorant moron.
In some way, I feel a certain vindication. I was right to protest Starbucks policy. Today, they have a woman with absolutely no firearms training and a Glock on her hip sitting within arm’s reach of small children, her hands shaking and adrenaline surging.
Full Retard. The bitch has absolutely, positively gone full blown, head up the ass Retard.
Read the article. I….oh hell. I’m speechless.
Dammit, Mrs. M! I was going to have so much fun with that Stupid Twunt and you just up and beat me to it! 🙂
Paging Mr. Darwin…Mr. Darwin, I have Ms. Yewman on line one inquiring about her 2013 Darwin Award….
If your going in with the attitude that a Glock is a Big, Bad, Ugly Icky thingy to be terrified of then, yeah the Gravelings are going to show up and make life interesting.
Btw, what happened to the five day waiting period on handgun purchases?
Emperor Misha I says: Dammit, Mrs. M! I was going to have so much fun with that Stupid Twunt and you just up and beat me to it! Aw hell. I do apologize Emp. If you would like…hijack away. My rants pale considerably next to your razor wit anyway. Iffen you want…you’re welcome to wipe this clean and show us… Read more »
Not that I would ever encourage violence and robbery… but if anyone is interested in an almost new, (carried, never fired) Glock pistol, I know where one can be picked up for the cost of a menacing look, and perhaps a flexing of the muscles.
Lady M-ITT™-Imperial Sniper G.L.O.R @ #:4 Hey, I thought “Go back to your low soy Latte and shut the hell up.” was definitely worth saving for next time I run into another Ms. Blog loon type. Except my tolerance level is so low right now an f bomb w/probably be added.
I used to try and debate people like her. But I got tired of it and found that slamming my head repeatedly into a concrete wall was a better way to use my time. But in the end, all she wants to do is unleash a hysterical tirade on how guns, and by extension the people who own and wield… Read more »
The comments at that piece were just as priceless.
*weeps for the future*
UrbaneRedneck @ #:
Their idea of nirvana involve denunciations, re-education, bone-breaking labor, showers and crematoriums.
I had a polite and civil response to this woman where I was going to point out a few areas where her observations are a bit lacking and polite suggestions on how her experience with a firearm could be improved. But I didn’t bother; the woman is crazy as hell, she has opinions about gun owners that she clings to… Read more »
LC Light29ID – The Imperial Asshole @ #:11 As well as abortions, in particular later term abortions.
LC Aggie Sith, a goddess, only different, G.G.O.R. says: The comments at that piece were just as priceless. *weeps for the future* LC Aggie Sith, a goddess, only different, G.G.O.R. recently posted..Happy Father’s Day!! oh yes they are, great comedy in them. I left a comment (still in moderation) asking the author which Starbucks she hangs out in so I… Read more »
I left a comment too, and I’m sure it will be stuck in moderation forever. But here’s what I wrote: “So let me get this straight. Author buys tool. Has no idea how to use it, and is appalled that she passed the instant background check to purchase it. Expects store and law enforcement to remedy her ignorance about said… Read more »
Like I said, this has Darwin written all over it…let’s just pray these two escapees from a Loony Tunes reel haven’t procreated.
LC Nicki the Resident Misanthropic Bitch says: I left a comment too, and I’m sure it will be stuck in moderation forever. But here’s what I wrote: “So let me get this straight. Author buys tool. Has no idea how to use it, and is appalled that she passed the instant background check to purchase it. Expects store and law… Read more »
Jaybear, Colonel of Imperial Ancient Artillery says: LC Nicki the Resident Misanthropic Bitch says: I left a comment too, and I’m sure it will be stuck in moderation forever. But here’s what I wrote: “So let me get this straight. Author buys tool. Has no idea how to use it, and is appalled that she passed the instant background check… Read more »
LC Nicki the Resident Misanthropic Bitch says:
should have called her that, it might have scared her enough to approve it….or shoot herself in the leg, whichever comes first
In a polite society, this level of flatulence would require an apology, or at least an embarrassed “excuse me.” Apparently, her parents failed to teach her manners, in addition to their more obvious failings.
Jaybear, Colonel of Imperial Ancient Artillery @ #: LC Nicki the Resident Misanthropic Bitch @ #: I got $20 that says neither of your comments ever sees the light of day for one simple reason! The wall of stupid around this one cannot be breached! Hey Cunt, very carefully hand that Glock to someone with training and a CCW before… Read more »
Her “better half” keeps up with Think Progress from the road!
Radical Redneck says:
not opening that link Rad…….just had dinner
I don’t think mine will escape moderation either, although I took the polite route, with dim hopes of success: Hmmm. Where to begin. There is so much to address here, at so many levels. So much to say with so little likely to be understood. I have lived long enough to observe for decades the grand arc of fundamental change… Read more »
Wow, Teh Stoopid is strong with that one. Additionally, now she’s dangerous. To herself, mostly, certainly not to a perp. Innocent bystanders, beware!
May the Lord have mercy on us!
LC Old Dog @ #: Well OD you won that bet. Just checked the comments and nothing but “You Go Girl” crap. Oh, the stoopid isn’t just confined to the author. We have this gem from “Gary Kujat”: Such a false sense security. Exactly how would a person carrying a weapon keep some one else from taking the gun from… Read more »
OK, I’ve had some sleep and time to process things and I just had a thought: This is only the beginning of the article and we have not read the rest of them. There is a minuscule chance that the last essay on this will show her actually changing her mind on this topic. Yeah, yeah; I give the benefit… Read more »
In April Breitbart News reported that West Virginia 8th grader Jared Marcum was suspended for refusing to take off an NRA t-shirt he wore to school. And details now indicate the 8th grader could face a $500 fine and up to a year in jail for obstruction charges. Fox News reports that on June 13 Marcum appeared before a judge… Read more »
I bet the twatwaffel is lying and the only thing she has in her hand is her girlfriends panties.
franklaughter @ #:
Uh huh. Her friends run the IRS. And I won’t comment further about Youknowwho at the HSA.
Hi Guys, Loooong time reader (since Sir Banagors link actually went somewhere), first time poster but I just had to chime in here. I realize I’m probably giving this twatchancre too much credit (pardon my Nicki) but can anyone tell me exactly how one gets from this… ” …and finally be prepared to use it for protecting myself at home… Read more »
It’s nice to fantasize about any of the many ways reality could come crashing down on this morons head, but it’ll never happen in real life.
Liberals never get what’s coming to them these days. It’s just success success success for them.
Bitch be crazy, yo!
– pretty much every rapper in history (but in this case, they’re on point)
LC Light29ID – The Imperial Asshole @ #: Their idea of nirvana involve denunciations, re-education, bone-breaking labor, showers and crematoriums. Showers and crematoria – that kind of a carbon footprint? Are you trying to make Mother Gaia cry? Besides, only the Germans really went for the industrialized efficiency of the gas ’em and burn ’em approach. The Commies just favor… Read more »
I needed help. I drove to where a police officer had pulled over another driver. Now, writing this, I realize that rolling up on an on-duty cop with a handgun in tow might not have been fully thought through. For the proper response to that idiocy, I must quote the late, great Leslie Nielsen in Wrongfully Accused: “Right? Signal ‘yes’… Read more »