Hogs and Korans

Just to add to the absolutely sublimely spectacular rant of Ms. Barnhardt below, we think it’s time for a reprise of the LC Crunchie Hog Hunt™ and its aftermath.

Go there to savor the fullness of our very own Marine par excellence and brother’s memorable exploits, but we’d like to once again post our favorite picture from that wonderful day:

Before you get all upset about it, we’d like to stress that the poor hog did not give her life solely for a photo op, she was eaten and we’re told she was quite delicious. Also, LC Crunchie found an answer to that age-old question: “So, we’ve killed a hog and eaten it, now what the frack do we do with the damn head?”

There’s another answer to that question from our Imperial Youth™, but it doesn’t surpass this one, although we found it quite brilliant at the time.

We were partying with a brother from the Danish Jægerkorps. If you’re wondering, they’re like the SAS, only less polite, less gentle and a whole lot more crazy. We encourage that sort of thing.

As an example of what a Viking Good Time™ means, one of the things about that party was that our brother, who lived on the second floor (third floor over here since there is no “ground floor” over there) and he’d decided that using stairs when you had to go take a piss was unmanly (and unwomanly as well), so he’d thrown a rope ladder over his balcony for when you had to relieve yourself of the copious amounts of beer and schnapps you’d poured down the old drain. Rope ladders and insane drunkenness don’t mix very well, as we’re sure you can imagine, but the only guy who fell off only had to do six months in a cast before he could walk again so it was all good. Booze is a great anesthetic, by the way, which is a good thing since it was the only thing we had handy while we waited for the ambulance to come pick him up. We’re still not sure whether the ER docs sent him directly to ortho surgery or had to pump him out first, though. But we digress.

The hog? Oh yes. So we were stuck with this hog head after we’d eaten everything else off the carcass and we couldn’t quite figure out what to do with it. We pondered, discussed and debated until our brother suddenly remembered that he’d never seen a head blown up before and it just so happened that he had about a quarter pound of TNT laying about. Presumably he was using it as a paperweight, how the fuck would we know? It’s the sort of thing that you keep in your junk drawer after all.

He also had a cap and a det cord, because, after all, who doesn’t?, so we went on to stuff the head with TNT, wired it up and went on our merry way.

LCs, you have not lived until you’ve stood in a rain of blown pork noggin. OK, so it took a week before our ears stopped ringing, but it was worth it. And the police never found out about it either.

But it gave us an idea just now: Surely we have an abundance of hogs’ heads in this country, so why not stuff ’em with explosives and start dropping them all over the pisslamic countries in the world? We don’t need to use enough explosives to make them lethal or anything but, given the moose-slimes love of pork, wouldn’t it be a wonderful way to make a statement without actually wasting anything that we might could’ve used for something else?

Just a thought.

Thatisall.

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lc purple raider
lc purple raider

But it gave us an idea just now: Surely we have an abundance of hogs’ heads in this country, so why not stuff ‘em with explosives and start dropping them all over the pisslamic countries in the world? We don’t need to use enough explosives to make them lethal or anything but, given the moose-slimes love of pork, wouldn’t it… Read more »

LC Nicki the Resident Misanthropic Bitch
LC Nicki the Resident Misanthropic Bitch

I think I just had a photogasm…. and a bloggasm… and a piggasm…

Yes!!! Just Oh. My. Gawd. Yes!!!

:em93:

LC Sir Clambake, Imperial Black Ops Technician, K.o.E.
LC Sir Clambake, Imperial Black Ops Technician, K.o.E.

OutSTANDING concept, Sire! But, yes, that’s why you’re the Emperor.

LC Proud Infidel
LC Proud Infidel

And if there’s a shortage of TNT, just use black powder for smoke effect as well. It’ll also smell, although it’s impossible to out-stink a M.E. muzzie! :em69:

bruce
bruce

that’s just where that muzzie book of rape robbery and murder belongs, in the mouth of a pig.we should try every muzzie we catch then hang them with a piece of bacon in their mouth then out the ramp of a c-130 into shark infested waters.

irish19
irish19

Why would you want to do that to a poor shark?

LC Sir Intellectual Conservative 5th Columnist
LC Sir Intellectual Conservative 5th Columnist

Hey Rad …. got a little present for you …. if this linkie works right it should point to SARAHPAC.COM

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I’m kinda banned from KKKayinsane’s, so if you wanna do the honors and inflame her be my guest :em95:

Lady H
Lady H

Flame away, but how is this different from that pastor burning a copy of the Koran?

I happen to agree with him, though I don’t believe in burning books to change people—- Islam does have a lot to answer for (and to…)

LC Ogrrre - Imperial Heartless Bastard
LC Ogrrre - Imperial Heartless Bastard

OT, but not by much: “I was told on the way in here that the Saudis are so unhappy with the Obama administration for the way it pushed out President Mubarak of Egypt that it sent high level emissaries to China and Russia to tell those two countries that Saudi Arabia now is prepared to do more business with them.”… Read more »

LC Ogrrre - Imperial Heartless Bastard
LC Ogrrre - Imperial Heartless Bastard

Response to Lady H @: 8 Why should we flame you? It’s no different from the “pastor” burning the Koran, as it’s no different from Muslims burning or shredding, or otherwise destroying Bibles, as it’s no different from “artists” who immerse crucifixes in urine or making portraits of the Madonna out of elephant dung. The only difference is that Christians… Read more »

LC PrimEviL
LC PrimEviL

Response to LC Sir Intellectual Conservative 5th Columnist @ #7: I’m kinda banned from KKKayinsane’s, so if you wanna do the honors and inflame her be my guest Gee, I can’t imagine how that could have happend. Misha sez: wouldn’t it be a wonderful way to make a statement without actually wasting anything that we might could’ve used for something… Read more »

M167A1
M167A1

Well Done Marine.
:em04:

The Lone Haranguer
The Lone Haranguer

If you behead people because for burning a Koran, but blow up thousand-year-old Buddha statues, you might be a Taliban. Two Taliban were looking over a scrapbook with pictures of their children. With tears in his eyes, one of them said wistfully, “They blow up so fast!” (I did not originally write those.)

Weyland
Weyland

I like it! I like it a lot! Bu make sure each has a hog call attached and you’ll get this: “SqueeeeeBOOM! SqeeeeeBOOM! SqeeeeeBOOM!” :em01:

Tallulah
Tallulah

Related: a GREAT article on the Rev. Jones and the queer’an burning. http://www.jewishworldreview.com/0411/ahlert.php3 Are the Chattering Classes going to outlaw and protest against the scumbag bigot who did the “Piss Christ” blasphemy? or the creepy bigot who surrounded the portrait of the Virgin Mary, not only with little mounds of elephant shit, but with photos of wide-open beavers? Yessirree, there… Read more »

LC Xystus
LC Xystus

LC Ogrrre@10: I take Jesus at his word to treat others as you would have them treat you. So, the Muslims, by their treating Christians, Jews, Buddhists, Animists, etc in the way they do, are telling me that they want to be treated that way, so I will oblige. The Muslims, of course, do not “take him at his word.”… Read more »

LC Nicki the Resident Misanthropic Bitch
LC Nicki the Resident Misanthropic Bitch

Response to Lady H @:
I wouldn’t flame ya. The difference is, Jones and his crew are doing it to be media whores – to get coverage and to somehow get even with the camel fuckers. This – just for fun. We’re not whoring for attention here. Just my 2 cents.