Oh, And You Think You Don’t Matter?

Yes, we’re going to just shamelessly lift stuff off of our beloved sestrichka’s website for this one.

For two reasons:

1) There is nothing we could possibly say that might add to it.

2) Our sestrichka is just that awesome.

3) No, we don’t care about rules. So there were three reasons. Sue us. But we’re also currently being invaded by the Imperial Family, so we’re not exactly overburdened with free time. At least not the kind of free time that doesn’t involve getting shitfaced and generally behaving like a bloody pagan, which is what life’s all about.

Installment the first.

Installment the second.

Read them in that order. Unless you’re the sort of wanker who likes to pay for a book only to read the last chapter because you can’t be arsed to read the whole story. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

Synopsis, for those of you who are the sort of wankers who can’t be arsed to actually read anything at all: Kid goes skeet shooting (honor student, top of his class, never did anything wrong), kid forgets that his boom stick is still in his truck, kid remembers that it’s in there when he gets to school, kid secures vehicle and goes to call his mom to kindly come remove the “offending” object from truck, Stasi Obamarrhoid Drone overhears conversation and reports kid, kid gets suspended and charged with felony for trying to do the right thing because he’s a clear Enemy of the ObamaSoviet Utopia of Next Tuesday™.

You’ll have to read the second part to find out what happens next, but it will be worth it.

As will every single little thing that you do, no matter how insignificant and hopeless that it might seem to you at the time because you’ve been listening too much to the All Is Lost™ crowd, every little thing you do to fuck over the USSA Regime by telling them what not and doing whatever you can to make their legions of brownshirted bureaucrats and apparatchiks uncomfortable.

You see: Tyrannies can’t function without a cowed and compliant populace. And every little thing you can do to utterly fuck up their day and shove their totalitarian shit right back in their piggish mugs helps.

Make their lives miserable. Every second of your life. Start every day by thinking “how can I fuck up a bureaucrat’s life today?”, then go ahead and do it.

And if the brownshirts get really feisty? Well, you all know what to do then, don’t you?

Thatisall.

Or not, for those of you who are still wondering what “fucking up the Stasis’ apparatus” means, here’s an idea. An idea that we totally don’t endorse, it’s just a thought experiment, something that we urge you in the strongest possible terms not to do, but it sure would work in a hypothetical scenario where you might want to Cloward-Pivens the fuck out of the Cloward-Pivens of our New OgabeTopia: Do you live in one of those states where the Stasis just enacted a new law say, one that outlawed the possession of standard capacity magazines? Did the brownshirts of said state establish an anonymous hotline for snitches to rat on their fellow citizens? Well then, it would be pretty easy to fuck up that, now wouldn’t it? All you would need is a burner phone and then you’d be set, reporting every single one of the totalitarian legislators who voted for it, along with anybody you know who voted for them, for infractions against said “law.”

Would they end up in jail? Of course they wouldn’t, but it would still force the ProgNazi brownshirts to spend time chasing their own tails.

Just a thought.

We aim to misbehave.

Badly.

14 comments

  1. 1
    MikeG growls and barks:

    They TRIED to pass magazine limits and such in Minnesota this year. The Dems running the House, Senate, and Gov, it did not even come up for a vote. This was largely because of the efforts of my Rep Tony Cornish and the massive rebellion he incited among the populace. A bit about Mr Cornish. Republican in the truest form. Former policeman and police chief, Department of Natural Recsources officer. Several years ago lead the charge that lead to turing MN into a “shall issue” state, making it easier for law abiding citizens to carry a firearm.

    When the Zombie Appocalypse happens, I’m going to Tony’s house.

  2. 2

    Lovely concept, Sire. Screw with them in their own fashion. :twisted:
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  3. 3
    LC Gregory growls and barks:

    And can I just say MAJOR KUDOS to Liberty U? Full Scholarship for this kid! Good for them!

  4. 4
    LC Grammar Czar, G.L.O.R. growls and barks:

    When my dad (a ww2 vet) was in school, he was in the rifle club. On yearbook day, they all brought their guns to school and posed with them for the picture. All those guns, and no one got shot or killed…

  5. 5
    Fa Cube Itches growls and barks:

    We aim to misbehave.

    Badly.

    Bad. Misbehave bad. Otherwise, it makes it seem like the mechanism that allows you to misbehave is broken.
    - Harry Lockhart

  6. 6
    Fa Cube Itches growls and barks:

    LC Grammar Czar, G.L.O.R. @ #:

    When my dad (a ww2 vet) was in school, he was in the rifle club. On yearbook day, they all brought their guns to school and posed with them for the picture. All those guns, and no one got shot or killed…

    Yeah, my high school had a rifle range and a skeet range. Students stored their guns in lockers on campus (though only a couple of teachers had the keys). There weren’t that many shootings, really, and most us just built up an immunity to bullets and shot.

  7. 7

    Hey, there bratik dorogoy! How did I miss this?

    Thanks for the linky love!

    On another note, Rob and I are off to Texas on Thursday morning early. Staying with some friends near Houston Thursday night, in Austin at the Republican Liberty Caucus national convention Friday-Saturday, fly back Sunday morning at the ass crack of dawn. Any chance for a meetup?
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    Lockpick growls and barks:

    I carried my .410 and ammo, in the trunk of my car, every day to school. I didn’t want to run back home if we decided to plink squirrels after school.

    We really do need to turn it back on the liberals and start calling their bluffs every chance. For example, that coward sheriff in FL? He would not have been elected to the office a couple of hundred miles to the north back when I lived there, but it looks like FL is just another NY, like Colorado is another CA.

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    Slightly to the right of Gingis Khan growls and barks:

    LC Grammar Czar, G.L.O.R. says:

    When my dad (a ww2 vet) was in school, he was in the rifle club. On yearbook day, they all brought their guns to school and posed with them for the picture. All those guns, and no one got shot or killed…

    Even when I was in school, at least here in my Appalachian Mountian Home, it was a common sight to see hunting rifles and shotguns in vehicles during hunting season. I’m a pup to many here, still shy of my 40th trip around the sun. We’ve lost much and we’ve lost it quickly.

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    Tango9 growls and barks:

    I grew up in MT and Texas. It’s disconcerting that I don’t see gunracks in the back window of every truck.

    In fact, I’d like to see a graph of the number of gunracks vs. the number of mass shootings.

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    Tango9 growls and barks:

    I’ve said this before and I’ll keep repeating it: I teach at a university and my students “get it” and, in fact, openly mock the hippies on campus. They get that those people will never get a job with a BA in Gender Studies with a minor in Social Justice and Protesting.

    They hate them, openly.

  12. 12
    LC Xystus growls and barks:

    Tango9 @11.

    What enlightened school are you at?

  13. 13
    LC Darth Scoundrel growls and barks:

    Let this be a lesson to you pups…what they don’t know won’t hurt you..
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    Emperor Misha I growls and barks:

    LC Nicki the Resident Misanthropic Bitch says:

    On another note, Rob and I are off to Texas on Thursday morning early. Staying with some friends near Houston Thursday night, in Austin at the Republican Liberty Caucus national convention Friday-Saturday, fly back Sunday morning at the ass crack of dawn. Any chance for a meetup?

    Dorogaya sestrichka moya, I am so very very sorry. My dance card was more than full that particular weekend with Mother’s Day, my Imperial Mamatchka visiting and the Tsarina Sophia’s birthday and all…

    But there will be a meetup! As I live and breathe. I WILL meet my sestrichka one day!
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