To calm our Canadian readers down who might justifiably be alarmed at the prospect of our losers infesting their nice country, we can assure them that they need not worry. They “threaten” with that every single time a liberal fascist idea is in danger of getting the stinky eye from actual Americans, yet they never, lamentably from the Empire’s point of view, follow through.
Saves us the trouble of rounding them up and executing them. Yes, we were kidding, liberal fascists. We wouldn’t do that. You need to quit projecting like that, it’s not good for your health.
Also, they’re not actually threatening to move to Canada. Yet. They save that “threat” for speshul occashuns.
But about 50% of the staff of the
Obama LA Times are, indeed, on record as “threatening” to quit their jobs if the horrifying Koch Brothers do, indeed, as unconfirmed rumors have it, buy said “newspaper.” At least according to the Puffington Host.
We find it highly amusing that the liberal fascist swine are so utterly terrified of a couple of brothers who once donated a quite negligible amount of cash (compared to the enormous amounts that liberal fascists donate every year) to some conservative case or another. We mean, seriously. A few years ago nobody, including us conservative Death Beasts who apparently couldn’t even exist without the Koch Brothers’ generous donations (none of which His Majesty has ever received), nobody even fucking knew that the Koch Brothers existed. Yet today they’re the staple diet of liberal fascists’ Two Minutes Hate sessions all over the country.
Yes, we’re envious. We admit it. If only we could achieve that kind of notoriety among our erstwhile socialist swine comrades.
Now, to be quite honest, if those leftist swine “journalists” were to actually quit their jobs over this, then we’d have to acknowledge that they made a principled stand. Most likely for the first time in their lives, because we’re quite familiar with how “principle” and “courage” are interpreted among our once comrades on the left. But principled nonetheless.
We just fail to see the downside here.
They’d save the Evil Koch Brothers a shitload of money in unemployment benefits and severance packages because they quit themselves and they’d save them the trouble of firing their useless communist arses and the hassle of defending themselves against the inevitable following lawsuits for unjust termination.
Win-win, if you ask us.
So please, you useless propagandists, go ahead and quit should the rumored takeover ever take place. At least you’ll then get to enjoy the blessings of what you, in your very own paper, called “funemployment” in your tireless efforts to lick your puppet master, King Ogabe’s, balls.
Here’s a hint: Being “funemployed” sucks, but nowhere NEAR as much as in the Workers’ Utopia of Next Tuesday™ of Californicate. And, unlike those of your fellow Californikans who’ve pulled up their tent poles to find work in states that actually value productive citizens, you won’t find a hungry market elsewhere.
Communist propaganda just isn’t all that hot in the parts of the Union that still know how to balance a checkbook.
But, please, QUIT. Actually, don’t wait for the Koch Brothers to maybe, possibly, rumor has it, buy out your sinking garbage scow of a “newspaper”. Be proactive. Be ahead of the curve. Quit NOW.
Then fucking starve to death, you red swine.