They’re Using Chemical Weapons? So?

Apparently discussing whether or not pencil neck Assad is using chemical weapons on the pisslamic “brotherhood” insurgents is a Terribly Important Issue™ now.

His Imperial Majesty fails to see why.

We hope the rumors are right, and we further hope that the pisslamic “brotherhood” acquires chemical weapons of their own to retaliate.

Nothing is quite as sweet as watching your enemies destroying each other. The better they get at it, the better.

Thatisall.

22 comments

  1. 1
    LC Sir Rurik, K.o.E. growls and barks:

    Just doing the work Israelis won’t do. :em01:

    And a rare and highly prized FOIST! :em01:

  2. 2

    Interesting what Carney said in the news briefing today:

    Media Propagandist: Jay, what will the president do about the reports of chemical weapons being used in Syria?

    Carney: Well, as you know the White House is processing all information about…...SQUIRREL……..

  3. 3
    single stack growls and barks:

    And John McCain is lobbying the Senate and White House to get us involved in that mess. I wish that senile old fool would just keel over since the brain dead maroons in Arizona keep inflicting him on the rest of us.

  4. 4
    Fa Cube Itches growls and barks:

    Using chemical weapons, says you. Better living through chemistry, says I.
    - Bashar Assad

  5. 5
    Emperor Misha I growls and barks:

    single stack says:

    And John McCain is lobbying the Senate and White House to get us involved in that mess. I wish that senile old fool would just keel over since the brain dead maroons in Arizona keep inflicting him on the rest of us.

    And could he take his syphilitic, whore bitch daughter spawn with him?
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  6. 6
    LC Light29ID - The Imperial Asshole growls and barks:

    As Kissinger once famously said referring to the Iran-Iraq war “Pity they both can’t lose.”

  7. 7
    Rain growls and barks:

    single stack says:

    And John McCain is lobbying the Senate and White House to get us involved in that mess. I wish that senile old fool would just keel over since the brain dead maroons in Arizona keep inflicting him on the rest of us.

    Hey now, not all of us here in Arizona are brain dead… :em06: I did my best to get Martha McSally elected… it’s them idjits up in Tucson that keep screwing those of us with a clue :(

  8. 8
    LC Light29ID - The Imperial Asshole growls and barks:

    Emperor Misha I @ #:

    Bet she makes a one hell of a sammich after she’s done tho… :em05:

  9. 9
    LC ShadowFox growls and barks:

    Hmmm, for some reason all these chemical weapons have the old flag of Iraq painted on them. Must be a clever misinformation campaign by Assad.

  10. 10
    single stack growls and barks:

    Emperor Misha I @ #: 5

    It’s really a shame that the smokin’ hotness of Cindy was wasted in producing such a creature.

  11. 11
    kmhendu growls and barks:

    That dipshit Shep Smith has been pushing for involvement in Syria since the mess began. When are we ever going to learn that when your enemies are destroying each other, the best course of action is usually nothing.

  12. 12
    Markward growls and barks:

    LC Light29ID – The Imperial Asshole @ #:

    Second that!

  13. 13
    Eric Praline growls and barks:

    Maybe it’s just the alcohol talking, but I hope a chemical attack on the Sisterhood of the Traveling Jihad is recorded and posted in such a format so I can use their death throes as my new ringtone.

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    Mark12A growls and barks:

    Everyone here knows, I’m certain, that the biggest problems with chemical weapons are that (1) they don’t stay around the battlefield, and (2) many are lethal forever. Having said that, I don’t plan on being some dumbass hipster hiker and backpack through Syria in this lifetime. If the muzzies want to kill each other using sarin, that’s okay, just as long as they don’t take anyone else with them. But I’m pretty sure Ogabe is going to get us tied up in this cluster-fuck before the year is out.

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    bruce growls and barks:

    it doesn’t get any better than ragheads killing ragheads but we can expect bongo and mcswine to try to help their pal,the muzzie brotherhood. mcswine,the worst pilot in the navy had a big mouth as pow and still has a big mouth.

  16. 16
    Library Czar growls and barks:

    Rain,
    I didn’t vote for McStain but 70% of the morons here did, He has long passed his expiration date. Benedict Arnold was also once a war hero.

  17. 17
    LCBrendan growls and barks:

    I will second the earlier comment: no two guesses as to where Syria got them……….

  18. 18
    redc1c4 growls and barks:

    it has been a loooooong time since i had anything to do with what was once the 54 series CMF, but i seem to recall that all war chemicals break down, as long as they are exposed to the elements and sunshine.

    granted, if quantities get buried, as often happened on the battlefields of Big Mistake #1, they can retain their evil properties for years on end, but i also seem to recall that one of the reasons they weren’t seen as being very effective in a desert warfare scenario is because most of the environmental factors common to such terrain mitigate against both being able to build a sufficient concentration to be effective against protected troops to begin with, and because even if you did manage to do so, using persistent agents, it would last all that long anyway, minimizing it’s military utility.

    thus it was better to use your delivery systems for something with a better bang to buck ratio, like HE.

    so, while they may be an effective terror weapon against civilian populations and unequipped/trained forces, which describes both sides of this particular slugfest, i doubt that any major long term hazard will come of this, even if they use everything they have, especially since many of them apparently have a fairly short shelf life before they start to degrade, even if still in storage.

    and, if i’m wrong, and it does cause long term risks, it’s Syria, so who gives a shit?

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    LC Old Dog growls and barks:

    Rain says:

    single stack says:
    And John McCain is lobbying the Senate and White House to get us involved in that mess. I wish that senile old fool would just keel over since the brain dead maroons in Arizona keep inflicting him on the rest of us.

    Hey now, not all of us here in Arizona are brain dead… I did my best to get Martha McSally elected… it’s them idjits up in Tucson that keep screwing those of us with a clue

    McSally got beat by the late count out of Tucson, it took them 4 days to find enough votes to beat her election night lead.

    McLame has been elected by DemProg voters the last two time around. It sucks to live South of Tucson and watch you votes go for naught every damn time!
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    Fa Cube Itches growls and barks:

    redc1c4 @ #:

    i doubt that any major long term hazard will come of this, even if they use everything they have, especially since many of them apparently have a fairly short shelf life before they start to degrade, even if still in storage.

    It really depends on the chemical(s) in question. Some of it degrades very quickly, others can last for days/weeks. Some of it is lethal for a long time – Japanese stocks of Lewisite from WWII are (or at least fairly recently were) still killing folks in China.

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    LC LOBO growls and barks:

    Fa Cube Itches @ #:
    And don’t forget that they still find mustard gas, chlorine gas shells from WW1 that are still “dangerous”.

    And to be honest. I really don’t fucking care that they might be using nerve gas on them. Muzztard killing muzztard. It’s a fucking “win win”.

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    Lady H growls and barks:

    I’ve been saying for Y.E.A.R.S. that Saddam Hussein’s WMDs were smuggled into Syria, hence all of the delays when UN workers wanted to inspect. Why delay when you had nothing to hide?
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