They’re Using Chemical Weapons? So?

Apparently discussing whether or not pencil neck Assad is using chemical weapons on the pisslamic “brotherhood” insurgents is a Terribly Important Issue™ now.

His Imperial Majesty fails to see why.

We hope the rumors are right, and we further hope that the pisslamic “brotherhood” acquires chemical weapons of their own to retaliate.

Nothing is quite as sweet as watching your enemies destroying each other. The better they get at it, the better.

Thatisall.

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LC Sir Rurik, K.o.E.
LC Sir Rurik, K.o.E.
April 26, 2013 16:38

Just doing the work Israelis won’t do. :em01:

And a rare and highly prized FOIST! :em01:

Jaybear, Colonel of Imperial Ancient Artillery
Jaybear, Colonel of Imperial Ancient Artillery
April 26, 2013 16:58

Interesting what Carney said in the news briefing today:

Media Propagandist: Jay, what will the president do about the reports of chemical weapons being used in Syria?

Carney: Well, as you know the White House is processing all information about…...SQUIRREL……..

single stack
single stack
April 26, 2013 17:37

And John McCain is lobbying the Senate and White House to get us involved in that mess. I wish that senile old fool would just keel over since the brain dead maroons in Arizona keep inflicting him on the rest of us.

Fa Cube Itches
Fa Cube Itches
April 26, 2013 18:54

Using chemical weapons, says you. Better living through chemistry, says I.
– Bashar Assad

April 26, 2013 19:30

As Kissinger once famously said referring to the Iran-Iraq war “Pity they both can’t lose.”

April 26, 2013 19:48

Emperor Misha I @ #:

Bet she makes a one hell of a sammich after she’s done tho… :em05:

LC ShadowFox
LC ShadowFox
April 26, 2013 20:40

Hmmm, for some reason all these chemical weapons have the old flag of Iraq painted on them. Must be a clever misinformation campaign by Assad.

single stack
single stack
April 26, 2013 21:12

Emperor Misha I @ #: 5

It’s really a shame that the smokin’ hotness of Cindy was wasted in producing such a creature.

April 26, 2013 22:17

That dipshit Shep Smith has been pushing for involvement in Syria since the mess began. When are we ever going to learn that when your enemies are destroying each other, the best course of action is usually nothing.

Markward
Markward
April 26, 2013 23:40
April 27, 2013 01:35

Maybe it’s just the alcohol talking, but I hope a chemical attack on the Sisterhood of the Traveling Jihad is recorded and posted in such a format so I can use their death throes as my new ringtone.

Mark12A
Mark12A
April 27, 2013 06:08

Everyone here knows, I’m certain, that the biggest problems with chemical weapons are that (1) they don’t stay around the battlefield, and (2) many are lethal forever. Having said that, I don’t plan on being some dumbass hipster hiker and backpack through Syria in this lifetime. If the muzzies want to kill each other using sarin, that’s okay, just as… Read more »

bruce
bruce
April 27, 2013 09:38

it doesn’t get any better than ragheads killing ragheads but we can expect bongo and mcswine to try to help their pal,the muzzie brotherhood. mcswine,the worst pilot in the navy had a big mouth as pow and still has a big mouth.

April 27, 2013 10:58

Rain,
I didn’t vote for McStain but 70% of the morons here did, He has long passed his expiration date. Benedict Arnold was also once a war hero.

LCBren
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LCBren
April 27, 2013 10:58

I will second the earlier comment: no two guesses as to where Syria got them……….

redc1c4
redc1c4
April 28, 2013 01:18

it has been a loooooong time since i had anything to do with what was once the 54 series CMF, but i seem to recall that all war chemicals break down, as long as they are exposed to the elements and sunshine. granted, if quantities get buried, as often happened on the battlefields of Big Mistake #1, they can retain… Read more »

Fa Cube Itches
Fa Cube Itches
April 28, 2013 19:00

redc1c4 @ #: i doubt that any major long term hazard will come of this, even if they use everything they have, especially since many of them apparently have a fairly short shelf life before they start to degrade, even if still in storage. It really depends on the chemical(s) in question. Some of it degrades very quickly, others can… Read more »

LC LOBO
LC LOBO
April 30, 2013 20:04

Fa Cube Itches @ #:
And don’t forget that they still find mustard gas, chlorine gas shells from WW1 that are still “dangerous”.

And to be honest. I really don’t fucking care that they might be using nerve gas on them. Muzztard killing muzztard. It’s a fucking “win win”.

Lady H
Lady H
April 30, 2013 22:09

I’ve been saying for Y.E.A.R.S. that Saddam Hussein’s WMDs were smuggled into Syria, hence all of the delays when UN workers wanted to inspect. Why delay when you had nothing to hide?