Chechen President to U.S.: “It Was Your Own Fault, and How Dare You Murder Terrorists?”

But, apart from that, he obviously and quite fully sympathizes and mourns with us after this terrible, terrible tragedy.

How’s ’bout you go fuck yourself with a rusty scimitar, you goat-bothering pederast?

“Tragic events have taken place in Boston. A terrorist attack killed people. We have already expressed our condolences to the people of the city and to the American people. Today, the media reports, one Tsarnaev was killed as [police] tried to arrest him. It would be appropriate if he was detained and investigated, and the circumstances and the extent of his guilt determined. Apparently, the security services needed to calm down the society by any means necessary,” says Chechen president Ramzan Kadyrov.

Unfortunately, it turns out he was resisting arrest. A lot. Until he wasn’t. He’s now at a much more peaceful room temperature level. And fuck you again, you tiny-dicked petukh.

“Any attempt to draw a connection between Chechnya and Tsarnaevs — if they are guilty — is futile. They were raised in the United States, and their attitudes and beliefs were formed there. It is necessary to seek the roots of this evil in America. The whole world must struggle against terrorism — that we know better than anyone else. We hope for the recovery of all the victims, and we mourn with the Americans.”

“The bitches asked for it!”

You know what? How about you take your fake “sympathy” and “mourning” and go dry hump a belt sander instead? What’s that? Oh, we forgot. You don’t have access to high tech like that. Or electricity. Or hot and cold running water. Grind your shriveled genitals against a flint axe, maybe?

Either way: Fuck you very much.


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April 19, 2013 12:07

I’m sure our Glorious Leader of the Socialist Utopia of Next Tuesday™ will be making apologies forthwith along with deep bowing (to include fellatio) to President Kadyrov while a high ranking Saudi prince fucks him up the ass.

April 19, 2013 12:28

Now the auntie is denying that her precious darling nephews couldn’t have done this. The whole family are whack jobs. Somewhere in the White House Axeldouch is banging his head against a wall screaming


bruce (@bruce)
April 19, 2013 12:50

lets bring more ragheads into america because they fit in so well!!!!!! our moto in the 101st was kill them all andlet god sort them out.

angrywebmaster (@angrywebmaster)
April 19, 2013 13:26

LC Light29ID – The Imperial Asshole @ #:


You mean like this fine young woman who should be the President of the United States in 20-30 years?

April 19, 2013 14:12

angrywebmaster @ #:

Just hope and pray we still have an America for her to run

readerjp (@readerjp)
April 19, 2013 14:34

Yeah, THEY killed him because they had to calm down society. Of course, he killed an MIT security policeman and wounded others. But in Chechnya, I’m sure they would have sacrificed more law enforcement agents, just to keep him alive. By the way, reading the headlines on yahoo, the media is doing its damnedest to make sure that you know… Read more »

Yasherka (@yasherka)
April 19, 2013 14:53

Readerjp, it was Beslan…I am still furious over it.

I wouldn’t pay much attention to Kadyrov; he’s a Putin sock puppet.

readerjp (@readerjp)
April 19, 2013 15:03

Sorry, I was confusing it with the Moscow theater attack.

Did anyone ever get retribution for Beslan?

Fa Cube Itches
Fa Cube Itches (@fa-cube-itches)
April 19, 2013 15:49

The second part of his statement reads as though he’s saying that while the two guys may be ethnically Chechen, they grew up in America, so if they got radicalized, it happened here, not in Chechnya. It’s more of a “Hey, we didn’t fuck up their minds, they got fucked up all on their own while they were over there.… Read more »

Fa Cube Itches
Fa Cube Itches (@fa-cube-itches)
April 19, 2013 16:11

Emperor Misha I @ #: And their national religion of Pisslam had nothing to do with it. Obviously, Islamic radicalization is the big thing here. Where that radicalization took place isn’t terribly important (or, if it is, we need to start bombing the bejesus out of Hamburg and Finsbury Park in payback for 9/11). However, if the radicalization occurred here… Read more »

LC Sir Rurik, K.o.E.
LC Sir Rurik, K.o.E. (@lc-rurik)
April 19, 2013 18:37

Actually they guy is sort of right, it is our fault. As the scorpion said to the frog

I’m sorry, its just my nature, you should not have trusted me.

We welcomed the bastards in. I’ve been screeching about that for two decades now. :em08:

LC Draco
LC Draco (@lc-draco)
April 19, 2013 20:56

One word…BESLAN.