The Deathstar was an inside job

We all knew it

There was skulduggery afoot the day the DeathStar died. Call those responsible to account!!

Palpatine lied, people died, no war for DROIDS!!!!

And with that, Rotties, I call an open thread. Let the conspiracies be revealed!!!


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    Darth Venomous growls and barks:

    DammitalltoHellyoubeatmetoitshitshitshitdamnshitfuck… :em08: :em05:

    Oh, and my semi-annual “foist”…

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    HempRopeAndStreetlight growls and barks:

    I knew it… it was a Goddamned insurance scam from step one… that damn hick nobody from Tatooine didn’t hit jack. The Emperor faked his death later, and is now living the good-life floating around Bespin collecting 14% on 900 trillion Imperial credits in insurance payouts.

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    LCBrendan growls and barks:

    Darth: One of the many benifits of living in the near future :em05: :em05: :em05:

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    Is nothing sacred to the denizens of youboob?!?!

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    LC Gladiator growls and barks:

    New Obama emissions law to add 9 cents a gallon…

    WASHINGTON (AP) — Reducing sulfur in gasoline and tightening emissions standards on cars beginning in 2017, as the Obama administration is proposing, would come with costs as well as rewards. The cost at the pump for cleaner air across the country could be less than a penny or as high as 9 cents a gallon, depending on who is providing the estimate.

    An oil industry study says the proposed rule being unveiled Friday by the administration could increase gasoline prices by 6 cents to 9 cents a gallon. The Environmental Protection Agency estimates an increase of less than a penny and an additional $130 to the cost of a vehicle in 2025.–finance.html

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    LC Gladiator growls and barks:

    We cant keep the White House open, BUT…

    Insane Government Waste and Use of Taxpayer Money
    Katie Pavlich
    News Editor, Townhall

    Mar 28, 2013 01:30 PM EST

    The NRCC is out with its new “waste list” which totals more than $18 billion. So what exactly is the government spending your money on? How about:

    -$1 million on a fruit fly sexual attractiveness study

    -$1.3 million for old fashioned x-rays of prisoners.

    -$1.5 million on designing a video game controller

    -$100,000 on taxpayer funded comedy group tour in India

    -$547,430 on a dancing robot that connects to an iPhone

    -$25,000 funding a course about “How to be happy”

    -$145,000 on a sculpture garden

    -$25,000 on an Alabama Watermelon Queen tour

    -$697,177 on a climate change musical

    -$10,000 on talking urinal cakes (just in case the boys need some company or to prevent drunk driving)

    -$35 million on an old fashioned trolly car

    -$150,000 for a toy exhibit

    -$320,000 for robot squirrels

    -$1.4 billion in improper food stamps purchases which included alcohol, condoms, junk food and diapers

    You can read the entire list here.

    We can pay to study the sexual attractiveness of fruit flies and robot squirrels but by all means please, lets cut the working hours for Border Patrol to save some money.

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    LC/IB PrimEviL growls and barks:

    LOL, Brendan. Conspiracy theory at it’s snarky best. A family affair, indeed. So, was Anakin’s death faked?
    Are they all laughing up their sleeve, and rolling in the dough?

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    LC Gladiator growls and barks:

    Over the weekend, we came four votes away from the United States Senate giving our Constitutional rights over to the United Nations. In a 53-46 vote, the senate narrowly passed a measure that will stop the United States from entering into the United Nations Arms Trade Treaty.

    The Statement of Purpose from the bill read:

    To uphold Second Amendment rights and prevent the United States from entering into the United Nations Arms Trade Treaty.

    The U.N. Small Arms Treaty, which has been championed by the Obama Administration, would have effectively placed a global ban on the import and export of small firearms. The ban would have affected all private gun owners in the U.S., and had language that would have implemented an international gun registry on all private guns and ammo.

    Astonishingly, 46 of our United States Senators were willing to give away our Constitutional rights to a foreign power.

    Here are the 46 senators that voted to give your rights to the U.N.
    Baldwin (D-WI)
    Baucus (D-MT)
    Bennet (D-CO)
    Blumenthal (D-CT)
    Boxer (D-CA)
    Brown (D-OH)
    Cantwell (D-WA)
    Cardin (D-MD)
    Carper (D-DE)
    Casey (D-PA)
    Coons (D-DE)
    Cowan (D-MA)
    Durbin (D-IL)
    Feinstein (D-CA)
    Franken (D-MN)
    Gillibrand (D-NY) Harkin (D-IA)
    Hirono (D-HI)
    Johnson (D-SD)
    Kaine (D-VA)
    King (I-ME)
    Klobuchar (D-MN)
    Landrieu (D-LA)
    Leahy (D-VT)
    Levin (D-MI)
    McCaskill (D-MO)
    Menendez (D-NJ)
    Merkley (D-OR)
    Mikulski (D-MD)
    Murphy (D-CT)
    Murray (D-WA)
    Nelson (D-FL) Reed (D-RI)
    Reid (D-NV)
    Rockefeller (D-WV)
    Sanders (I-VT)
    Schatz (D-HI)
    Schumer (D-NY)
    Shaheen (D-NH)
    Stabenow (D-MI)
    Udall (D-CO)
    Udall (D-NM)
    Warner (D-VA)
    Warren (D-MA)
    Whitehouse (D-RI)
    Wyden (D-OR)

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    LC Gladiator growls and barks:

    . Lets look at the other nations that have Universal Health Care. Great Britain as an example is rationing healthcare for its citizens. Is that a bad example for you? Lets look closer, Canada. Just about every citizen that can, comes to the USA to take care of their ailments. Is that another bad example? Lets look at some of the other nations. In almost every case, healthcare is rationed. What did the American system have that people from around the world would travel here for their healthcare? I will give you a hint… RESEARCH! When you have limited funds to provide healthcare to an entire nation, you lose costly research first. Imagine, when the government tells drug producers what it will pay for that new drug that cures AIDS, Cancer, or heart disease, the drug companies lose all the money for further research into new drugs that save lives. Was the American system for Healthcare perfect? No, but ask yourself why do so many people come here for their healthcare needs? Both rich and poor get life saving medical treatment in the USA. How many children with cleft palates, or birth defects are treated in this country? Why aren’t they treated in your Utopian universal healthcare nations? If you look at where people go when they need surgery or treatment, why do they come here? What made the American system for Healthcare so great is not the government mandates to purchase insurance.
    It will always is a mystery why some want us to go to a health care system that pales in comparison what we have now (the best health care system in the world).

    They would rather less be saved, so we call all equally receive less quality care.
    They would rather the government take more taxes from our citizens so we can all be equally poor.
    They would all want us to give up our liberty so that we can all be equally miserable.

    There will come a day when self reliance will be taught and practiced. At that time, families will become more important, we will have more money to get better care for our loved ones, and our citizens overall will be happy.