The Deathstar was an inside job

We all knew it

There was skulduggery afoot the day the DeathStar died. Call those responsible to account!!

Palpatine lied, people died, no war for DROIDS!!!!

And with that, Rotties, I call an open thread. Let the conspiracies be revealed!!!
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Darth Venomous
Darth Venomous

DammitalltoHellyoubeatmetoitshitshitshitdamnshitfuck… :em08: :em05:

Oh, and my semi-annual “foist”…

HempRopeAndStreetlight
HempRopeAndStreetlight

I knew it… it was a Goddamned insurance scam from step one… that damn hick nobody from Tatooine didn’t hit jack. The Emperor faked his death later, and is now living the good-life floating around Bespin collecting 14% on 900 trillion Imperial credits in insurance payouts.

LC IB CiSSnarl5.7 Imperial Foreign War Correspondent
LC IB CiSSnarl5.7 Imperial Foreign War Correspondent

:em05:
Is nothing sacred to the denizens of youboob?!?!

LC Gladiator
LC Gladiator

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LC Gladiator
LC Gladiator

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LC PrimEviL
LC PrimEviL

LOL, Brendan. Conspiracy theory at it’s snarky best. A family affair, indeed. So, was Anakin’s death faked?
Are they all laughing up their sleeve, and rolling in the dough?

LC Gladiator
LC Gladiator

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LC Gladiator

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