GOP Decides to Kill Itself

Which, at this point, comes as welcome news to this Imperial Despot because, quite frankly, what have they done for us lately?

The sooner that noxious pile of RINO turds collapses under its own weight, the better.

Besides, upon yesterday’s news about LC EFA, we’re just in that very special “Who Gives A Flying Fuck Anymore?” Yeah, we’ll get over it, Eric wouldn’t have had it any other way, but for now we intend to indulge in our sudden urge to not give a good Imperial Shit.

As to the GOP well, after what we’ve read about the “GOP Autopsy”, that brilliant masterpiece of strategic forward thinking that will lead the GOP to victory, VICTORY we say, erm… Right. They’ve basically decided, once again, to beat the ProgNazi Democrats by trying to become more ProgNazi than the ProgNazis. Because that worked so well in the past, didn’t it, President McCain. Er, President Romney. Anyone? Bueller?

Here’s a hint for you myopic imbeciles: YOU CAN’T OUTSPEND THE PROGNAZI DEMOCRATS! 6 trillion dollars out the window in four years OUGHT to have taught you that. And even if you could, how the fuck is THAT going to help us out of the mess we’re in?

Oh, and here’s another hint: Trying to “reach out” by “targeting key demographics” won’t work either. You seem to forget, you drooling dimfucks, that the main reason that the ProgNazis have been so successful is that they’ve succeeded in dividing the entire nation into little enclaves and fiefdoms of “special interests” loyal to themselves first and the nation of which they’re citizens second. Reinforcing that by treating them as “minority Americans”, “gay/lesbian Americans”, “whatever the fuck group Americans” etc. is not going to help. It’s only going to further set the Balkanization of the US of A in stone. Would it fucking KILL you to refer to fellow Americans as, we don’t know, AMERICANS, perhaps?

Blithering buttsnorkels.



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    BRILLIANT! What’s upsetting is what is the option? We do have the reset button, I suppose.

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    Wraith growls and barks:

    Seriously…anyone who thinks the GOP isn’t doing this on purpose, has the IQ of a piece of toast.

    Yeah yeah yeah, “never ascribe to malice what can be adequately explained by stupidity.” :em07: At some point, you gotta go with malice. No one this fucking stupid could possibly have negotiated the political minefield well enough to be elected to any position above the head of the local PTA.

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    Anthony L. growls and barks:

    We have a great message in the Constitution in that it protects citizens from a tyrannical government. Kinda hard to convince the Honey Boo-Boo’s that a check in the mail each month is a form of tyranny though…

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    As a member of a “key demographic”, I agree wholeheartedly.

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    Orion growls and barks:

    As I’ve said for about 5 years now, there is no appreciable difference between the two factions of the criminal cartel that runs this nation.

    It’s like trying to pick between being ruled by the Sinaloa or Medellin cartel…Or one Godfather over another, if you prefer.

    Waste of time and space trying to choose one to actually govern according to the law.


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    bruce growls and barks:

    the balkanization of america started with ted,the swimmer,kennedy and his immigration reform bill of 1965 that could not have been passed with out rino help.his brother john was shot by a traitor who he let back into america with out trying the little prick for treason of course oswald payed him back with a shot to the squash.all of this was followed by some common sense gun control that passed with the help of rinos and now we have 22,000 useless gun laws all passed with the help of rinos.why are we paying $4.00 for gas,are the house and senate powerless to over ride our commie president?we should be drilling every where because we have more oil than all of the middle east, more coal and gas than the ragheads.where is the republican party on energy why don’t stand up to the national socialist workers party and force them to stop blocking energy you think they have no balls?

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    Tango9 growls and barks:

    You bring the lime, I’ll dig the hole. Or the other way, don’t matter to me.

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    Tango9 growls and barks:

    LC cmblake6, Imperial Black Ops Technician says:

    BRILLIANT! What’s upsetting is what is the option? We do have the reset button, I suppose.
    LC cmblake6, Imperial Black Ops Technician recently posted..If it must be, let it be us

    like the molly hatchet icon!

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    VonZorch Imperial Researcher growls and barks:

    Wraith says:

    Yeah yeah yeah, “never ascribe to malice what can be adequately explained by stupidity.” :em07:

    The way I put is, It is usually a mistake to attribute to malice what can be adequately explained by stupidity.

    Orion says:

    As I’ve said for about 5 years now, there is no appreciable difference between the two factions of the criminal cartel that runs this nation.

    And I’ve beating on that gong for over 10 ten years.

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    HempRopeAndStreetlight growls and barks:

    The gentry-class Republicans don’t give a proper shit if they are steering the boat, or sitting in the rear of the main cabin – just as long as they are allowed IN the main cabin. What matters to them is the acquisition of wealth, power, and position. They have no principles beyond that – amoral whores.

    They need to die off. When that happens, the commies on the left will take total power – just as they did in the lat 1850’s. The results will be the same. From the horror, slaughter, and suffering shall come a chance – the smallest hope really – that what was destroyed can be restored.

    If we are brave. If we are selfless. If we are lucky.

    The alternative is slavery and ignominious death on our bellies.

    Fuck that.

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    LSBeene growls and barks:

    I agree wholeheartedly with the “do real difference” idea vis a vis Repub vs. Dem.

    There are key differences, but what is NOT different is that “gov’t is the answer” mentality.

    In all ways, using PC ideas as the template, they have balkanized the various groups and then taught them to “come to us – we’ll fight for you for your rights

    What is often (IMO Intentionally) NOT taught in schools is our Constitution, the history of the debates on what to include and what not to, and showing how an ever expanding gov’t has a natural tendency to become corrupt and to take power.

    Also – so many folks have an intergenerational dependency mentality.

    Often I tell people that, honestly, there IS no way out of the finacial mess. Our entire “discretionary budget” (read: what we call gov’t) is about ~ 40% of the federal budget. Entitlements are the rest. 75 Million baby boomers are due to retire and there is NO MONEY saved. 80% of all your medical needs / expenses come in the last 5 years of life – and there is NO MONEY saved.

    It’s math – and everyone in Washington DC knows this. It’s not like there is some secret solution that no one wants to talk about – the only solution is to deny those benefits to those that paid into the system (and frankly for which they were PISS POOR stewards of their own retirement needs). Seniors, and who can blame them, are not going to vote against their own self interests. They want to be fed, to live in a warm place, and to get medical care – just like anyone else.

    So – we won’t cut entitlements. We just won’t. Printing our way out of it works – for a short time – but so devalues the Dollar that eventually that causes MORE dependency because the people who saved have no buying power left.

    And no matter what side of the abortion debate you are on, have you noticed that NO ONE is talking about how due to Roe vs. Wade we have murdered off **55 MILLION** future tax payers. And I’m just talking demographics here – the morality of that decision and the acts of abortion are a debate for another day. 55 MILLION people who would be here to pay taxes to create growth and pay for seniors needs are simply gone – and 75 million seniors (or soon to be seniors) are retiring and will find the “Social Security Trust Fund” is an empty promise.

    There is no solution. So DHS buys 2700 (as a start) armored personnel carriers specifically designed for counter insurgency, buys up all the available ammo (more than would be needed by the military in Iraq in 200 years), buys a sh*t ton of drones for “border patrol” (yea, right), and our gov’t starts to realize that an armed populace in the face of economic collapse is a scray idea.

    I love how I had a talk with a co-worker yesterday and she was in the weeds about the economy and harping on the “rich” needing to “pay their fair share” and I TRIED to make her realize that very argument is what those in power want us to be having, because it’s a whole lot better than the argument of “Hey, those bastards in DC stole all the retirement money to buy votes and we need to prosecute them and shrink gov’t down and pass laws to ensure that gov’t can never again become this powerful.”

    It is true, our gov’t has truly and well shaped the argument, but what they cannot do is stop the laws of physics nor economics – we’re broke and there WILL be a collapse.

    In theory we could “reform” the system, but the math still doesn’t work out. And the reality is no one (or very few) is going to vote to end their monthly check to stop and their medical coverage to end.

    So – planning for such a collapse is what they are doing, and pretending “all is well” is what those in charge do so as not to panic the plebs, while they loot the treasury up until the very last moment until this hits.

    I hope I have added to the discussion.

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    LC SecondMouse growls and barks:

    If you believe that there is meaningful and substantial difference between the entrenched Democrat and Republican leadership, such that a change in party control at the federal level would serve as the solution to all of our problems, I respectfully ask you to present yourself to the nearest branch of law enforcement and turn in your firearms.

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    LC Gladiator growls and barks:

    Exciting news: The House just passed—and sent to the Senate—a balanced budget.

    I’m proud of my colleagues for working together to write and pass this budget.

    Our budget balances in ten years, and today, I want to ask for your help.

    The House Republican budget will:

    foster a healthier economy and help create jobs
    protect and strengthen priorities like Medicare
    pay off our national debt

    President Obama has missed the legal deadline for submitting a budget—again—and Senate Democrats have, finally, proposed one. But there’s a catch.

    They call their budget a “balanced approach” — even though it never balances. Ever. Instead, it takes more from hardworking families to spend more in Washington. It’s wasteful — and irresponsible.

    Sign our petition and tell Harry Reid to pass a balanced budget now.

    Stand with the House Republicans in supporting our balanced budget.

    Thanks for your support,

    Paul Ryan

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    HempRopeAndStreetlight growls and barks:

    Paul Ryan deserves a tree branch and a stiff length of hemp rope alone side his fellow traitors. I can bring less than 10 of those stammering cock-weasels to mind who deserve anything less.

    Karl Denninger has done a great job explaining why Ryan’s various shams are nothing but a mockery of a farce.

    Math’s a cold harsh mistress. Ain’t no digging out of this.

    Only shooting.

    Prepare accordingly.

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    The GOP is dead to me. While there are Republicans I’ll support (Texas Senator Ted Cruz comes to mind), any so-called “Republican” party that can’t manage to nominate a “Republican” Presidential candidate for two cycles in a row is unworthy of the name.

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    Fa Cube Itches growls and barks:

    LC Gladiator @ #:

    Wow – Ryan is either the single most stupid person in Congress, or the most conniving:

    Our budget balances in ten years, and today, I want to ask for your help.

    Someone needs to beat Ryan with a sjambok until he understands that a current Congress can’t bind a future one. Our “Ten Year Plans” are no more realistic than the Soviet Five Year Plans, except even dumber, since they’re longer-scale.

    protect and strengthen priorities like Medicare
    pay off our national debt

    Uh, can’t ever possibly pay off the national debt (hello, unfunded liabilities!) and especially can’t while “strengthening Medicare”.

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    Tango9 @ # 9: Frazetta’s “Death Dealer”. Fits nicely.
    VonZorch Imperial Researcher says:

    And I’ve beating on that gong for over 10 ten years.

    Keep beating.
    LC Gladiator @ # 12: He may not be perfect, but he’s DAMN GOOD!
    LC SecondMouse @ # 15: :em05:
    LC Gladiator @ # 16: Let us pray it does what it’s supposed to do!
    LC Sir M – Imperial Tobacconist™, K.o.E. @ # 18: Perhaps we shall see, M.

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    LC Gladiator growls and barks:

    Sequester, White House tours stopped, military cutting corners. Yet this government spends a fortune to send Biden to Paris, sends billions to our enemies, planes and tanks to Egypt. In the last 10 days Obummer has given Egypt 250M, Jordan 200M and they just gave the Palestinians 500M. That’s 950 million of our taxpayer dollars given away while, the White House stops tours for kids, closes Air traffic control towers and furloughs non military military workers. I bet that 950 Million would have kept these things back home going. See, its the priority of Obummer to make everything hurt the American people, while he gives our money to countries and terrorist organizations. Obummer’s priorities are messed up. Of course , the liberal lemmings will disagree. I hope every conservative running in 2014 screams about this from the rooftops long, loud, and often.