The MSM is full of Conservatives, Liberals, Libertarians, Anarchists, Grannies wielding butter knifes, assholes and aardvarks, and the women who love them, all just simply Gushing-Gushing I tell you…. in glee over watching Republican Senator Rand Paul take his victory laps after his “dramatic” filibuster against the Obama administration’s nomination for CIA director John Brennen.
*Yawn* You were saying? Oh yeah…Simply put – color me wholly and 100% unimpressed here.
“But! But! Isn’t this a great moment for Americans everywhere?” You inquire….
Sure – if you actually trust that shit stain Eric Holder and every other shit stain that will follow in his foot steps to not actually – well you know, not to actually…what’s the word I’m looking for here? Oh yes..here it is ….lie.
I mean really, Not like Eric has Ev-ah’ done that before now is it?
“But -B-B-But Wait!! The Conservatives won! The good guys won!” You cry…
Sure they did – until you read the fine print.
Take a look at the esteemed Senators own words a little closer and you should, as a loyal denizen of the mighty Empire, immediately raise your hackles and sniff suspiciously at this particular piece of “red meat for the masses”. Then piss all over it. Twice.
Done peeing pups? Good, lets move on ….Senator Paul quipped this after his ‘dramatic’ filibuster.
“Hooray! For 13 hours yesterday, we asked him (Eric Holder) that question, so there is a result and a victory. Under duress and under public humiliation, the White House will respond and do the right thing.”
“Hooray” ?? What are you some sort of Prom Queen ? I think I just heard the founders rolling in their graves. The White House do the right thing? They haven’t yet, what makes you think they are going to start now. Really Senator Rand, let’s not get giddy here okay?
I digress, Wow. Good job Pauly – After 13 hours of gooble-dee-gook blather, getting an answer out of that ghetto pimp of an attorney, as the Visa commercials all say, is “Priceless” but then again….actually BELIEVING IT?
Well Pauly here’s the bad news…believing Eric Holder, or this White House is pretty much akin to being the gullible prom queen who truly does think her beau is not going to try to drown her in seminal fluid after the big dance – “No baby…seriously, I won’t do it in your mouth! I promise!! Really just suck a little harder!!”
Of course not to be outdone in Dram101 acting, Eric Holder apparently was a bit miffed at actually being challenged by Senator Prom Queen Paul and released this little snippy bit of his own drama.
“It has come to my attention that you have now asked an additional question: ‘Does the President have the authority to use a weaponized drone to kill an American not engaged in combat on American soil?’ The answer to that question is no.”
Translated: “You dare bother me with such trials and tribulations? I’m busy shredding the U.S. Constitution and protecting ghetto thugs from prosecution here damn it!! Yeah, yeah – Drones whatever – blah blah blah…No they can’t be used – there damn it - happy now? ”
Finally, After browbeating the AG and getting his bitchy little response Senator Rand then puts on his prom dress, tiara and make up….
“We’re proud to announce that the president is not going to kill unarmed Americans on American soil.”
Pauly gushes: You like me! You really Like Me!!elevnety!!11!!
*Yawn* Take a victory lap Senator Paul….Go’on …we’ll wait.
Alas, I still haven’t answered your questions about the good guys, conservative wins, and all that now have I?
Well let’s cut to the chase then shall we?
Do the words “American Not Engaged in combat ” and “unarmed Americans” Mean anything to you? They should – because if you were paying attention in US History class studying that dry old stuff like the Declaration of Independence – there’s a fail safe tucked in there.
That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness.
Notice there’s no mention of HOW to do that, So what happens when you CAN’T abolish the current tyrannical collection of jack booted thugs with their heels planted oh so delicately on your Adams apple just before they end up crushing it?
The Soap Box, and Ballot box, as some in these here Empire claim - are done. I tend to agree with that. It’s more of the same – more of the Kabuki Shit Sandwich we’ve seen endlessly for decades.
So what’s left to secure the right to abolish that destructive form of government? The last one – The Bullet Box.
And go figure…Old Eric Holder just took that Right – right from under Ol’ Prom Queen Rand’s nose, it’s right there in Black and White from Eric Holder himself – The President can’t shoot or use Drones to kill UNARMED Americans. And yet the silly fucker is running around in front of every camera he can find claiming “Victory!!!!” ….some victory isn’t it?
Obama Can’t use drones against – Unarmed Americans – But you pick up that .308 or AR-15, That’s a game changer for Obama and Mr. Holder…..And by all reasonable appearances, Senator Paul as well.
In other words, since you are no longer “Unarmed” You’re fucking toast. Dead meat. A smoking hole in the ground where Joe Q. Public was just standing 30 seconds ago. You’ll never see it coming. Drones, (No I have not, to date, ever seen one fire a weapon. ) but I have seen them used and once they’re up? You cant see them – you can’t hear them, and quite frankly here – you cant shoot what you can’t see. So grab the forks – you’re done.
That’s what old Eric and his Department of Justice just told you – Loud and fucking clear. They can use Drones – Armed drones, on American soil against you. Like all thing in politics – it is the words left unsaid that are most dangerous.
Having said that, The last thing you’ll ever see is a brief flash of movement. At Mach+ speeds, that Hellfire coming at you is too fast for the eye and brain to even really comprehend what is happening – and Boom - out go the lights. That’s why they are so effective at making Jihadi Stew.
But hey Senor Pauly won one for the good guys…right Amigo? I guess it all depends on the meaning of “won”….
Of course to ramp up the drama a little more, After being rebuked by (R)ino Senators Lindsay “My parents REALLY wanted a girl” Graham and John”sooper war hero at large so you may never say anything negative about me ” McCain, for being a overly dramatic prom queen – and stirring up the peasants, Paul had this blistering retort.
“I don’t think the laws of war apply to America. I think the Bill of Rights do.”
More red meat for the masses.
Bill of rights? Here let’s try this little reinforcement of the Bill of Rights Pauly …..Want to impress me? Let’s try this – Let’s put forth a bill that says in no uncertain fucking terms will one of these fucking things EVER fly in American airspace. Not for surveillance – not for delivery of the fucking FishWrap of Record, Not armed, not unarmed ….Not fucking ever. Do it forthwith and post haste – And I’ll quit calling you a prom queen, no really, I “promise”. Mheh.
Let’s make it a crime to even LAUNCH one from US Soil….Let’s have that discussion shall we?
Want to use the damn things in Whatever-stan – fine, put it on a plane and fly it over there. Gotta train the crews? Fine I am sure there are plenty of places outside the US to do so….But under no circumstances do these things ever take flight over U.S. Soil. Period.
Better yet Pauly, while were at it…..Let’s start the articles of impeachment against Holder, Obama, Shot Gun Joe, and every other fucking Demprog-nazi’s and RINO in your little fucking fetid swamp called D.C. that even STARTED a discussion and documentation of “was it okay to use armed drones against Americans”. How’s that sound?
No? Don’t want to do that ? Then guess what you fuck stained prom queen bitch? Take your Kabuki Theater Productions and shove them square up your sorry ass.
Really Pauly – maybe I’m being too harsh on you. Poor Dear. I do get so aggravated at times with the constant ball bathing you wretched RINO’s seem to delight in giving De Fuhrer and his jackbooted henchmen though.
I guess as long as the serfs don’t get too big for their britches you’re happy, Obama’s Happy, Holder’s happy…. But like The AG and every other cheap suited Jackal in DC you too seem to have a bit of a limits test there – that being as long as we dirty peasants follow you blindly and clap when the applause sign goes on, all is well.
But should we grow ever more weary of you and your fellow travelers boots on our necks – and have to resort to “abolishing” your sorry asses via unconventional means – well then that’s a game changer, and damn, well those armed rebels must be dealt with accordingly. .. with Armed Drones ….isn’t that what you and your beau Holder really meant while you were circle jerking each other?
I think it is exactly what you meant – and trust me when I say this? It’s been duly noted, You Prom Queen Fucktard.