Yes! Yes! We Need More Representatives Like This Guy

One of the things that I’m coming to detest more and more about living in South Florida is that liberal yankees move down here and want to change our little paradise to the same statist hell they left behind.

Well it would seem that Florida is not alone in suffering this cancerous growth of out of state transplants trying to force us locals to accept their Socialist Utopia of Next Wednesday™. I present to you one Audette Fulbright, an apparent Kool Aid drinker from the former great commonwealth of Virginia who moved to Wyoming to be a preacher (my guess would be at a Bible optional church). It would appear that dear Ms. (Mrs., Rev., whatever) Fulbright’s delicate liberal sensibilities were offended by the neanderthal troglodytes and their backward sense of government propriety she encountered when she decided to grace Wyoming with her enlightened presence. Being the sanctimonious twat she is, she of course had to fire off a letter to her state representatives.Yes, plural. She wrote to all of them.

Dear Representative,

 

 I hope you are taking care of yourself during this busy session. I know it is a challenging, compressed time.
Thanks for your concerns about their well being. So benevolent of you.

 

I am writing to express my grave concern about House Bill 105.
Grave concern mind you.
Ample evidence has shown that schools and guns do not mix, and in particular, guns in the hands of amateurs/non-professionals is extremely dangerous, especially in any highly-charged situation. to expose our children to greater risk in their schools by encouraging more guns on campuses is something that we cannot allow.

The arrogance is strong in this one. Note how she first posits herself as some sort of expert, stating obvious, undeniable facts that she must point out to the Wyoming hicks who are too backwards to see what any east coast fascist knows instinctively. And of course she is the arbiter of what the royal “we” can allow the plebes to do. They are obviously too ignorant to decide for themselves since “ample evidence” shows how effective gun free zones really are.

My husband and I moved to Wyoming not too long ago. We believed it was a good place to raise children.
As opposed to the shithole your slavish devotion to liberal statism created in your home state.
With the recent and reactive expansion of gun laws and the profoundly serious dangers of fracking, we find we are seriously reconsidering our decision, which is wrenching to all of us. However, the safety of our family must come first. We are waiting to see what the legislature does this session. I know of other new-to-Wyoming families in similar contemplation. Your choices matter. It would be sad to see an exodus of educated, childrearing age adults from Wyoming as a result of poor lawmaking.

 

sincerely,

 

Rev. Audette Fulbright

What an arrogant cuntmuffin.

Now comes the new object of my man crush, Representative Hans Hunt. His reply to our flower child is below the fold, in all it’s blunt glory.

Rev. Fulbright,

 

I’ll be blunt. If you don’t like the political atmosphere of Wyoming, then by all means, leave. We, who have been here a very long time (I am proudly 4th generation) are quite proud of our independent heritage. I don’t expect a “mass exodus” from our state just because we’re standing up for our rights. As to your comments on fracking, I would point out that you’re basing your statement on “dangers” that have not been scientifically founded or proved as of yet.

 

It offends me to no end when liberal out-of-staters such as yourself move into Wyoming, trying to get away from where they came from, and then pompously demand that Wyoming conform to their way of thinking. We are, and will continue to be, a state which stands a head above the rest in terms of economic security. Our ability to do that is, in large part, to our “live and let live” mentality when it comes to allowing economic development, and limiting government oversight. So, to conclude, if you’re so worried about what our legislature is working on, then go back home.

 

 

Sincerely,

 

Hans Hunt

 

Representative Hans Hunt

 

House District 02
Can we please get that damned Imperial Cloning Machine on line and make several thousand copies of him.

32 comments

  1. 1
    AgTiger growls and barks:

    That reply is a thing of beauty.

  2. 2
    Lockpick growls and barks:

    Please tell me that this reply is real.

  3. 3

    Lockpick @ #:
    From the link I would say yes it is. :em01:
    LC 0311 Sir Crunchie I.M.H., K.o.E. recently posted..Yes! Yes! We Need More Representatives Like This GuyMy Profile

  4. 4
    LC Gladiator growls and barks:

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    Sincerely,

    George Rayburn
    Publisher, Stansberry Research

    Stansberry & Associates Investments 1217 St. Paul St. Baltimore MD 21202

  5. 5

    Good answer. Firm. Polite. Direct.

    Anyone can say “Fuck off.” It takes talent to say it without saying it, in a way that comes across as nice.
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    LC Grammar Czar, G.L.O.R. growls and barks:

    educated, … adults from Wyoming

    As I counted at least THREE major grammar errors in her tantrum, I don’t think she should refer to herself as educated. If she preaches as “well” as she writes, I despair for her congregation.

    I’ve always liked Wyoming, and if it weren’t SO DARN COLD, I’d be loading up a u-haul tomorrow.
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    LC Robohobo growls and barks:

    LC Gladiator @ #:

    Answer? Buy my stuff.

    Sincerely,
    Stansberry Research

  8. 8
    LC SmokeyBehr growls and barks:

    Nothing better than the old “STFU or GTFO” reply. I wish we had more of that type here in Californistan.

  9. 9
    Fa Cube Itches growls and barks:

    Vincent LaGuardia Gambini said it better:

    “Uh, everything that [broad] just said is bullshit. Thank you.”

  10. 10

    :em01: Now that’s what I call an epic level Smack-Down :em01: And yes – we do need more like him.
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    LC Old Dog growls and barks:

    Would that I were able to vote for that Guy! We almost had his female version but the South side of Pima County shat upon us!

    :em07:
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    SoCalOilMan, K.o.E. growls and barks:

    My goal is to leave kaliforniastan for a sane state, either Az or Tx (I cannot abide cold climates like
    S Dakota or Wyoming). but believe me, I’m running towards states with sensible laws and taxes to get away from what I’ve watched my state slide down into. I would hope to be one who can say that I saw Kalifornia try that and this is what happened when they did it.

    I’ll be curious about the reaction from her flock on this.

  13. 13
    LC Getalis, Imperial Czar of Pharmacology growls and barks:

    Would that I were able to vote for that Guy! We almost had his female version but the South side of Pima County shat upon us!

    Nah, they just moved the vote-counting behind closed doors (like always). Then they took half a week to count the remaining ballots (like always). And, come late Friday night, they found that the Dem candidate eked out a slim victory (like always)!

    On the positive side, at least we’ll never have to answer for “Senator Giffords”.

  14. 14
    majorityofone growls and barks:

    I lived in Wyoming for a couple of years back in the 1970′s. Glad to see it hasn’t changed.

  15. 15
    Mark12A growls and barks:

    Heck, if Wyoming seceded it would be one of the major world nuclear powers. Something to think about…

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    LC/IB PrimEviL growls and barks:

    Ug. That arrogant, insolent, condescending libtard commie cuntstain on the panties of Life
    is only too typical of the type. Pa. has a similar problem. Fleeing the wreckage of NY, and
    Joisy, they move just across the line into Pa., and commute to their urban utopia based
    jobs. But they have become a voting block, and now carry more vote clout than the
    conservative mid-and northern tier counties.

    The response is epic in its straight-forward yet polite delivery, which delivers a “fuck-off”
    bitch-slap without any doubt whatever.
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    NR Pax growls and barks:

    I’ve read the comments directed at him on various sites and they seem to be along the lines of “He was SO MEAN to her!”

    Whiny: The New Empowered.

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    LC Sir Rurik, K.o.E. growls and barks:

    Audette? There’s the first problem, what kind of name is that? Fulbright? Would you believe Halfbright? Well how about Notatallbright? (Second problem) And a preacher womyn? How special! Obviously she’s not going to be preaching any of htat reactionary sexist Nor or Old Testament stuff, what with Paul telling the wives to submit to their husbands. Bet she’s an adhereent to some made-up pagan, maybe a Neo-Reform Wicca. Or a Druid Fundamentalist. Baptized in the blood of a broccoli, she was. (third problem) And while she earns the family tofu with her preaching, what does her hubby do? Maybe he stays home nursing his myn-period; I don’t know, but I imagine that must be pretty discomforting. And, Popess Audette married that?!
    There. I think that’s four strikes, to inclue the compensatory extra swing because we’re dealing with a womyn here.
    Audette. You’re outta there! Go frack yourself. :em07:

    As for Hans Hunt. He sounds like presidential timber to me. :em01:

  19. 19
    LC Draco growls and barks:

    Fa Cube Itches @ #:

    Love that movie…and the quote does fit!!!!
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  20. 20
    Jack O' Spades growls and barks:

    This year marks the 10th anniversary of my escape from the People’s Republic of Khalifornistan.

    I would have locked the door on my way out if it were possible.

  21. 21
    The Mulatto Maker growls and barks:

    :em01: Kickass.

    Wyoming’s gotta be the only state that makes North Dakota seem urbanized and progressive. Let’s hope the federales just cut their losses and leave this part of the country the hell alone when the balloon goes up.

    To those that can’t deal with the cold- yeah, it’s a bit of an acquired taste, but you can always put more coats on. I miss a lot of things about Bama but heat indexes above 120 is not one of them. Plus, here in Fargo, they pretty much hand you a job when you cross the river from Minnesota.

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    single stack growls and barks:

    I wonder what party this guy is a member of.
    It’s ball bouncingly obvious that he’s not a Democrat. He has balls so he can’t be a Republican.
    Curious.

  23. 23
    irish19 growls and barks:

    Beautiful, just beautiful.

  24. 24
    Igor, Imperial Booby growls and barks:

    Looks like Wyoming raises Real Men. Good on ya, Hans! :em01:

  25. 25
    LC LOBO growls and barks:

    SoCalOilMan, K.o.E. @ #: 12. Check into Eagle Ford Shale. It stretches from the D/FW metroplex to past San Antonio. And I’m always hearing on the radio that they need all types of help.

    Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere @ #: 5
    We’ve reached this point because we played nice with the enemy. Have we not learned to tell them “Fuck you”, and mean it ?

  26. 26

    Yes, we do need a MINIMUM of 535 Hans Hunts produced and properly emplaced. Out-fucking-STANDING! “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya. Bitch.”
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  27. 27
    Prophet growls and barks:

    @single stack…you beat me to it!!

    Rep. Hunt’s reply is a thing of beauty!!!

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    LC Grammar Czar, G.L.O.R. growls and barks:

    It appears that “reverend” Fulbright has bright orange hair, as does her daughter. You can find out all about her and her church at her website:

    It’s basically religion without religion; spirituality without spirituality, basically..anything goes. Fruitcake.

    From the website:

    But it now incorporates teachings from a wide range of other religious traditions and philosophies.“We’re a non-creedal faith; we gather around a set of seven principles rather than creeds and doctrines,” Fulbright said.“We believe the world is full of interesting philosophies and religions. There are men and women in this world who, all the time, are showing us new amazing things through their lives and teaching us how to live and become better people.”

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    LC Grammar Czar, G.L.O.R. growls and barks:

    single stack @ #:
    He’s Republican, and a youngster at that. (well, relatively)


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