Yes! Yes! We Need More Representatives Like This Guy

One of the things that I’m coming to detest more and more about living in South Florida is that liberal yankees move down here and want to change our little paradise to the same statist hell they left behind.

Well it would seem that Florida is not alone in suffering this cancerous growth of out of state transplants trying to force us locals to accept their Socialist Utopia of Next Wednesday™. I present to you one Audette Fulbright, an apparent Kool Aid drinker from the former great commonwealth of Virginia who moved to Wyoming to be a preacher (my guess would be at a Bible optional church). It would appear that dear Ms. (Mrs., Rev., whatever) Fulbright’s delicate liberal sensibilities were offended by the neanderthal troglodytes and their backward sense of government propriety she encountered when she decided to grace Wyoming with her enlightened presence. Being the sanctimonious twat she is, she of course had to fire off a letter to her state representatives.Yes, plural. She wrote to all of them.

Dear Representative,

 

 I hope you are taking care of yourself during this busy session. I know it is a challenging, compressed time.
Thanks for your concerns about their well being. So benevolent of you.

 

I am writing to express my grave concern about House Bill 105.
Grave concern mind you.
Ample evidence has shown that schools and guns do not mix, and in particular, guns in the hands of amateurs/non-professionals is extremely dangerous, especially in any highly-charged situation. to expose our children to greater risk in their schools by encouraging more guns on campuses is something that we cannot allow.

The arrogance is strong in this one. Note how she first posits herself as some sort of expert, stating obvious, undeniable facts that she must point out to the Wyoming hicks who are too backwards to see what any east coast fascist knows instinctively. And of course she is the arbiter of what the royal “we” can allow the plebes to do. They are obviously too ignorant to decide for themselves since “ample evidence” shows how effective gun free zones really are.

My husband and I moved to Wyoming not too long ago. We believed it was a good place to raise children.
As opposed to the shithole your slavish devotion to liberal statism created in your home state.
With the recent and reactive expansion of gun laws and the profoundly serious dangers of fracking, we find we are seriously reconsidering our decision, which is wrenching to all of us. However, the safety of our family must come first. We are waiting to see what the legislature does this session. I know of other new-to-Wyoming families in similar contemplation. Your choices matter. It would be sad to see an exodus of educated, childrearing age adults from Wyoming as a result of poor lawmaking.

 

sincerely,

 

Rev. Audette Fulbright

What an arrogant cuntmuffin.

Now comes the new object of my man crush, Representative Hans Hunt. His reply to our flower child is below the fold, in all it’s blunt glory.

Rev. Fulbright,

 

I’ll be blunt. If you don’t like the political atmosphere of Wyoming, then by all means, leave. We, who have been here a very long time (I am proudly 4th generation) are quite proud of our independent heritage. I don’t expect a “mass exodus” from our state just because we’re standing up for our rights. As to your comments on fracking, I would point out that you’re basing your statement on “dangers” that have not been scientifically founded or proved as of yet.

 

It offends me to no end when liberal out-of-staters such as yourself move into Wyoming, trying to get away from where they came from, and then pompously demand that Wyoming conform to their way of thinking. We are, and will continue to be, a state which stands a head above the rest in terms of economic security. Our ability to do that is, in large part, to our “live and let live” mentality when it comes to allowing economic development, and limiting government oversight. So, to conclude, if you’re so worried about what our legislature is working on, then go back home.

 

 

Sincerely,

 

Hans Hunt

 

Representative Hans Hunt

 

House District 02
Can we please get that damned Imperial Cloning Machine on line and make several thousand copies of him.
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AgTiger
AgTiger
February 21, 2013 20:03

That reply is a thing of beauty.

Lockpick
Lockpick
February 21, 2013 20:19

Please tell me that this reply is real.

LC Gladiator
LC Gladiator
February 21, 2013 20:39

Only FDR has served more than two terms as President of The United States… but that could change with the introduction of H.J. Resolution 15. New York Democrat Representative, Jose Serrano last week introduced a piece of legislation aimed at “an amendment to the Constitution of the United States to repeal the twenty-second article of amendment, thereby removing the limitation… Read more »

Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere
Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere
February 21, 2013 21:18

Good answer. Firm. Polite. Direct.

Anyone can say “Fuck off.” It takes talent to say it without saying it, in a way that comes across as nice.

Imperial Grammar Nazi, G.L.O.R
Imperial Grammar Nazi, G.L.O.R
February 21, 2013 21:48

educated, … adults from Wyoming

As I counted at least THREE major grammar errors in her tantrum, I don’t think she should refer to herself as educated. If she preaches as “well” as she writes, I despair for her congregation.

I’ve always liked Wyoming, and if it weren’t SO DARN COLD, I’d be loading up a u-haul tomorrow.

LC Robohobo
LC Robohobo
February 21, 2013 22:34

LC Gladiator @ #:

Answer? Buy my stuff.

Sincerely,
Stansberry Research

LC SmokeyBehr
LC SmokeyBehr
February 21, 2013 22:51

Nothing better than the old “STFU or GTFO” reply. I wish we had more of that type here in Californistan.

Fa Cube Itches
Fa Cube Itches
February 22, 2013 01:30

Vincent LaGuardia Gambini said it better:

“Uh, everything that [broad] just said is bullshit. Thank you.”

LC IB CiSSnarl5.7 Imperial Foreign War Correspondent
LC IB CiSSnarl5.7 Imperial Foreign War Correspondent
February 22, 2013 01:36

:em01: Now that’s what I call an epic level Smack-Down :em01: And yes – we do need more like him.

LC Old Dog
LC Old Dog
February 22, 2013 01:51

Would that I were able to vote for that Guy! We almost had his female version but the South side of Pima County shat upon us!

:em07:

SoCalOilMan, K.o.E.
SoCalOilMan, K.o.E.
February 22, 2013 01:59

My goal is to leave kaliforniastan for a sane state, either Az or Tx (I cannot abide cold climates like S Dakota or Wyoming). but believe me, I’m running towards states with sensible laws and taxes to get away from what I’ve watched my state slide down into. I would hope to be one who can say that I saw… Read more »

LC Getalis, Imperial Czar of Pharmacology
LC Getalis, Imperial Czar of Pharmacology
February 22, 2013 04:05

Would that I were able to vote for that Guy! We almost had his female version but the South side of Pima County shat upon us! Nah, they just moved the vote-counting behind closed doors (like always). Then they took half a week to count the remaining ballots (like always). And, come late Friday night, they found that the Dem… Read more »

February 22, 2013 04:28

I lived in Wyoming for a couple of years back in the 1970’s. Glad to see it hasn’t changed.

Mark12A
Mark12A
February 22, 2013 08:40

Heck, if Wyoming seceded it would be one of the major world nuclear powers. Something to think about…

LC PrimEviL
LC PrimEviL
February 22, 2013 09:57

Ug. That arrogant, insolent, condescending libtard commie cuntstain on the panties of Life is only too typical of the type. Pa. has a similar problem. Fleeing the wreckage of NY, and Joisy, they move just across the line into Pa., and commute to their urban utopia based jobs. But they have become a voting block, and now carry more vote… Read more »

NR Pax
NR Pax
February 22, 2013 09:59

I’ve read the comments directed at him on various sites and they seem to be along the lines of “He was SO MEAN to her!”

Whiny: The New Empowered.

LC Sir Rurik, K.o.E.
LC Sir Rurik, K.o.E.
February 22, 2013 10:38

Audette? There’s the first problem, what kind of name is that? Fulbright? Would you believe Halfbright? Well how about Notatallbright? (Second problem) And a preacher womyn? How special! Obviously she’s not going to be preaching any of htat reactionary sexist Nor or Old Testament stuff, what with Paul telling the wives to submit to their husbands. Bet she’s an adhereent… Read more »

LC Draco
LC Draco
February 22, 2013 12:01

Fa Cube Itches @ #:

Love that movie…and the quote does fit!!!!

Jack O' Spades
Jack O' Spades
February 22, 2013 15:58

This year marks the 10th anniversary of my escape from the People’s Republic of Khalifornistan.

I would have locked the door on my way out if it were possible.

February 22, 2013 16:48

Kickass. Wyoming’s gotta be the only state that makes North Dakota seem urbanized and progressive. Let’s hope the federales just cut their losses and leave this part of the country the hell alone when the balloon goes up. To those that can’t deal with the cold- yeah, it’s a bit of an acquired taste, but you can always put more… Read more »

single stack
single stack
February 22, 2013 19:31

I wonder what party this guy is a member of.
It’s ball bouncingly obvious that he’s not a Democrat. He has balls so he can’t be a Republican.
Curious.

irish19
irish19
February 22, 2013 22:27

Beautiful, just beautiful.

Igor, Imperial Booby
Igor, Imperial Booby
February 23, 2013 21:53

Looks like Wyoming raises Real Men. Good on ya, Hans! :em01:

LC LOBO
LC LOBO
February 25, 2013 02:08

SoCalOilMan, K.o.E. @ #: 12. Check into Eagle Ford Shale. It stretches from the D/FW metroplex to past San Antonio. And I’m always hearing on the radio that they need all types of help. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere @ #: 5 We’ve reached this point because we played nice with the enemy. Have we not learned to tell them “Fuck you”,… Read more »

LC Sir Clambake, Imperial Black Ops Technician, K.o.E.
LC Sir Clambake, Imperial Black Ops Technician, K.o.E.
February 25, 2013 12:36

Yes, we do need a MINIMUM of 535 Hans Hunts produced and properly emplaced. Out-fucking-STANDING! “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya. Bitch.”

Prophet
Prophet
February 26, 2013 06:16

@single stack…you beat me to it!!

Rep. Hunt’s reply is a thing of beauty!!!

Imperial Grammar Nazi, G.L.O.R
Imperial Grammar Nazi, G.L.O.R
February 26, 2013 13:51

It appears that “reverend” Fulbright has bright orange hair, as does her daughter. You can find out all about her and her church at her website: It’s basically religion without religion; spirituality without spirituality, basically..anything goes. Fruitcake. From the website: But it now incorporates teachings from a wide range of other religious traditions and philosophies.“We’re a non-creedal faith; we gather… Read more »

Imperial Grammar Nazi, G.L.O.R
Imperial Grammar Nazi, G.L.O.R
February 26, 2013 13:59

single stack @ #:
He’s Republican, and a youngster at that. (well, relatively)