Certifiable Dunce In Tears Upon Learning Shocking News that Jews Have Been Persecuted

Comrade Barack Frankovich Obama’s latest attempted acquisition to form a cabinet entirely made up of idiots more idiotic than his unholy, incompetent, stuttering clusterfuck self (not an easy job when you’ve already set the bar so low it takes an experienced team of diggers to get under it), Chuck Incitatus Hagel, was reportedly in tears when he learned, to his shock and dismay, that the Jews have been picked upon, set apart and persecuted for a couple of millennia (h/t Hot Air).

New York Sen. Chuck Schumer said Wednesday that Chuck Hagel “almost had tears in his eyes” as he explained to the former Nebraska senator that the expression “Jewish lobby” is rooted in a negative depiction of Jews.

Seriously, Comrade Chuck, could you not have broken those shocking news to the poor ignoramus a little bit more gently? How’s poor Incitatus supposed to know something that has only been general knowledge since Centurion was a military rank? What do you think his friends, his only friends we might add, over at Stormfront.org are going to think when he breaks the news to them as well? Have a heart, for H’shem’s sakes!

Not to mention that those swastika tats on poor Incitatus’ butt-cheeks are going to be a right royal pain the arse to get off and, considering how much he likes showing said arse in public, they really have to go before the next hearing.

Heartless, cruel bastards!

Thatisall.

3 comments

  1. 1
    Tallulah growls and barks:

    Incitatus? Wasn’t he slated to replace the horse-faced Senator Kerry?

    ;-)

    The two UPchucks deserve each other. What swine.

    I sure do miss my country.

  2. 2
    Igor, Imperial Booby growls and barks:

    I sure do miss my country.

    I do, as well. Things just haven’t been the same since the Me Generation took over and also got old enough to vote.

    UpChucks Unite! You have nothing to lose except your dignity and any shred of intelligence you may have had once.
    Oh, wait…

  3. 3
    BigDogg growls and barks:

    Tallulah says:

    I sure do miss my country.

    It’s still here … it’s just smothered between two coasts full of brainless leftists, each of whom vote 5 or 6 times in each election without consequence.