OK, time to blow away the cobwebs on this thing for real this time. Break over, school’s back in session. We enjoyed the break, though, we must admit. Watching the increasingly absurd circus that is post-America America from a semi-detached distance without a thought to saying word one about it is quite… invigorating. And amusing at times. We do apologize for the scarcity of posts, however, and aim to make up for it post (yep, we meant to say that. Our affinity for horrid puns remains lamentably unchanged) haste.
Such as when that fat loser fuck Rove, the guy who never saw an election that he couldn’t fuck up, comes out and declares war on the Tea Party and everything else having even the tiniest little bit to do with actual conservatism and, to add hilarity to injury, decides to name his new conservative candidate targeting smear tank the “Conservative Victory Project.” The sheer nerve and hilarious dishonesty of that name made us laugh out so loud that even the Imperial Palace Guard registered a complaint.
But at least the Establishment RINOglicans are done pretending to be on our side, now they’re openly declaring war on us. Refreshing, to say the very least.
And boy is the fit hitting Rove’s fugly shan already! One of his sock puppets, one Johnathan Collegio of whom exactly nobody has heard until now, issued forth from his pod in Rove’s American Crossroads RINO-breeding tank and went on to call Brent Bozell III a “hater” on public radio. Twice. Presumably because Mr. Bozell had committed the unpardonable sin of criticizing Rove’s brilliant plan to “win for conservatism” by running nothing but RINO surrender monkeys everywhere across our fair nation.
Now, some of you may have heard of Mr. Bozell. He’s president of the Media Research Center for one thing, the organization pointing out the constant lies and coverups of the Obama Imperial Media. He’s also the nephew of one Bill Buckley, of whom we’re sure you’ve heard and, to top it off, the son of Mr. Brent Bozell II who, among other achievements, penned “Conscience of a Conservative” for another conservative held in low regard by Rove and his RINOglicans, Barry Goldwater. Yeah, that Barry Goldwater. There really is only one of those, isn’t there?
And those are just some of Brent Bozell III’s rock solid conservative creds. He’s not “merely” a rock-ribbed conservative in his own right, he’s pretty much genetically bred to be one.
Yet to “mastermind” Karl Fuckup Rove’s hired weasel, he’s nothing but an insignificant “hater.”
Needless to say, the reaction from actual conservatives has been less than, er, kind. A quite enlightening read and we urge you wholeheartedly to have at it.
Rove and the RINO Establishment wants a war? Fine. Bring it. And do keep shooting yourselves in the feet, you useless, venal, driveling drooltards.
Bring. It. On.
Good to see you Sire. People do get sick….and you are a people, aren’t you? Aren’t you? I see Rove ititiating the final destruction of the republican party as a viable political consideration. I do not support RINOS. The democrats wouldn’t have it any other way…would they Rove? Idiot!
Welcome back – hope things are much improved …
The whigification of the RePubics continues abreast. Fuck’em. We’ll handle this shit n the manner prescribed by our founders.
“Bout time. The 501st Legion pissing and whining was getting downright annoying.
As for Rove I think Tammy Bruce said it best…Too late, Fat Boy.
Fuck ’em … the Republican party is dead. It’s long past time we started a 3rd party based on real conservative principles and policies. It’ll only take about 10 years before what’s left of the Republican party is a less-than-10% minority, at which point they can just go ahead and join the Dems. Someone should get Dick Cheney to take… Read more »
Naah, the left would just use that for gun control….well, maybe not actually, all things considered.
Cheney the only guy I know shooting his own lawyer and not getting sued……
LC Ohio Right Wing Nut @ #:
Glad to see you finally back, Sire!
LC Ohio Right Wing Nut @ #7:
As of approximately 1400 hrs CST, it plummeted into a poo-flinging Scheißefest.
If we can’t have the occasional non-political, slice of life thread for the purposes of taking a breath and de-compressing without turning into a drunken street fight then perhaps The Rottie Empire is devolving into a right wing Daily Kos.
HOLY SHIT….THE BOSS IS BACK !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Whoo, that sent shivers up my spine…. open season on RINOS and ROVES, what’s not to like And I fully agree with the Emperor’s analysis, the Rovians are digging one deep crevasse to fall into if they keep on that path. They will soon find that the Teaparty IS the rock ribbed Conservative MAJORITY wing of the Republican party and… Read more »
Good to have you back, Sire. With the heavy stuff going downrange once more, the rest of us will find it easier to fight from the front of the foxhole. Not sure how this will come out, as I have befriended a bottle of fine Kentucky bourbon this evening and we have become quite intimate, but so be it. For… Read more »
If they mean to have a war, it may be short. News reports revealed that during the inauguration the Marine troops all had their weapons rendered incapable of operating by removing the bolt. Does the Imposter know something we only hope for? Did he also disable the guns of his Secret Service Posse? I recall hearing that the Emperor Commodus… Read more »
LC Sir Rurik, K.o.E. says: LC ORWN, I think what you witnessed was the failure of the new strategy. Having failed in his attempts to out-argue us, to filibuster and clog the entire forum with his multipage diatribes, the House Troll has most recently sought to distract us with irrelevant trivial, such as getting us to remember long lists of… Read more »
such as getting us to remember long lists of bubblegum tunes, or anything else with no bearing on contemporary events. Rurik, as I told Glad when he pontificated thereupon, the music open thread was my idea. If you had a problem with it, then I guess you had a problem with me – and the rest of the Rotties who… Read more »
With all this elitist cannibalism, nothing about Obama surprises me any more. Replacing hot breakfasts with MREs for our front-line soldiers in Afghanistan and slashing health care for our veterans here at home is horrific enough, but when you consider the fact that this is being implemented by a president who has spent $20 million in taxpayer dollars for vacations… Read more »
Mind you, I was listening to “Mornings on the Mall” on WMAL Radio when Rove’s minon stuck both feet in his mouth, all the way up to his scrawny pencil-neck, when they ran out of time (mandatory news/traffic/weather/ads break), I was literally shocked that it came from someone who CLAIMED to be Republican: sounded smug and self-assured as any Obot.… Read more »
‘Rove never worked for Reagan!’ Karl Rove’s claims that he worked in the 1980 Ronald Reagan election campaign – and subsequently played a role in the Reagan White House – are under attack by critics today who say they’re inaccurate. “I was the director of the Texas campaign for Ronald Reagan in the fall of 1980 and was appointed to… Read more »
LC Gladiator @ #18:
You realy don’t think our Jannisaries weren’t eager to sacrifice their breakfasts for the greater splendor of their Glorious Autocrat’s diversion? Why they’re dying to do so! Next they will be sacrificing the firing mechanism from their rifles.
Have you lost your faith in our self-annointed
LC Sir M – Imperial Tobacconist™, K.o.E. @ #24:
Do I get any points for knowing the guy who built it?
(His mother told me he’s also making De Lisle reproductions.)
In the sequestration battle, the office of House speaker John Boehner is serving as Ground Zero in the GOP’s communications offensive. His aides on Friday circulated a photograph of the incriminating lines from Woodward’s book, which promptly zipped around Capitol Hill. GOP lawmakers on Friday afternoon, at the urging of Boehner’s staffers, replaced their Facebook and Twitter avatars with the… Read more »
Rove and the RINO Establishment wants a war? Fine. Bring it. And do keep shooting yourselves in the feet, you useless, venal, driveling drooltards. Want to put an end to that bullshit ?? Stop voting for the fucking party. Stop listening to the lie that voting for the third party is “voting for the other guy”. Until then, enjoy the… Read more »
Not sure whether this means we lack influence–or that all of our discussions are, perforce, vain, empty & useless, in which case Daleth Yod‘s work on this site really didn’t count for much either. How dispiriting that’d be.
I have this to help speed them on their way:
Medical Marijuana prohibition is a crime against humanity and a violation of the religious precept – heal the sick.
Pass it on.
Top 10 Examples of Wasteful Federal Spending in 2012 Emily Goff Exotic dancers, robotic squirrels, and a reality TV show in India—your tax dollars supported all of these this year. Two reports—“Federal Spending by the Numbers 2012” by The Heritage Foundation and “Waste Book 2012,” a report by the office of Senator Tom Coburn (R–OK)—shed light on these and other… Read more »
Not sure where you got the impression I was even thinking about you when I said what I said. In fact, I was unaware the thread disappeared until I found a comment on MY site telling me that it was gone — and that was two days after the fact. It wasn’t so much an impression as I just wanted… Read more »
My Nephew has volunteered his services if you need someone to do maintenance work on the website. He is a web developer by trade, and has said he’d do the work pro-Bono. If any of the head cheeses would like I can provide his phone number privately.