Of Coughs, Phlegm and General Malaise

“General Malaise” being the medical catch-all phrase that His Imperial Majesty learned in school for “I don’t know, doc, I just feel blech”, since “patient feels blech” doesn’t look very professional in writing.

Caught ourself a secondary just as soon as we’d triumphantly announced that we’d beaten off the first bug, so off we went to explore the wonders of pharmaceuticals again, the wonders of this particular kind including a sudden and intractable urge to, er, clean out the piping. It’s amazing how fast a meal, if you can get one down to begin with, can travel all the way through the alimentary tract with a bit of aid from Big Pharma, really it is.

Yes, we’re sure you really needed to learn that. We bloody well had to, the hard way, so you have to as well.

Which gave us a most unwelcome opportunity to rekindle our hatred for all things yogurt.

But enough of that. Between feeling utterly miserable and, well, feeling more miserable still, we just couldn’t find it in ourself to give much of a solitary shit, bad choice of words we know, about anything, and for that we apologize. So now that we seem to have made it out on the other side, we must admit that we really don’t know much of what’s been going on.

Other than learning that Boy King O-retard and Senator Feinschwein’s rush to nullify the Second Amendment continues apace. Which doesn’t have a snowball’s chance in hell of happening, of course. Already legislatures and law enforcement officers all over the country are making it abundantly clear that the feds are going to have to enforce such a thing themselves, and they won’t be allowed to do that either. We find that massively encouraging. We really hated the thought of having to, ahem, “resist” our local officers Friendlies, should they come calling while “only follovink orderz.” We doubted very much that such a thing would happen, but we knew what we’d have to do if it did, and we didn’t find that very palatable. We happen to like our Boys in Blue.

So let Brrarrrfffh Hussein Obutthole and his cohorts bring it if they feel that they must. We might as well get this nonsense over with. Clear the air and clean the nation, so to speak.

Now, back to bed. We have about a week’s worth of sleep to catch up on.

Thanks for hanging around if you’re reading this. This, too, shall pass.

Thatisall.

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LC Sir M - Imperial Tobacconist™, K.o.E.
LC Sir M - Imperial Tobacconist™, K.o.E.

Glad to hear you’re feeling better, Misha! Place wasn’t the same without you. I even felt compelled to write! :em05:

Lady M-ITT™-Imperial Sniper G.L.O.R
Lady M-ITT™-Imperial Sniper G.L.O.R

Emp, go get yourself some raw local honey (yeah I know that shits expensive, but not nearly as expensive as those drugs are) and take a tablespoon of honey, a teaspoon of cinnamon, and a tablespoon of Bragg’s Organic Raw Unfiltered Apple Cider Vinegar . Mix it up and take that three times a day. It’ll work wonders. Also…get a… Read more »

LC Old Dog
LC Old Dog

It is said that misery loves company, thats for making me feel like I am not alone! :em08:

I’m glad you’re feeling better too and I also am happy about sheriffs and other law enforcement personnel speaking out against the gun grabbers but before anyone relaxes to much , they should read this. http://chrishernandezauthor.com/2013/01/15/my-life-as-a-tyrant/ We’ve got a hard road ahead of us. People may think Jug Ears executive orders were just eyewash but nothing is further from the… Read more »

angrywebmaster
angrywebmaster

Glad we won’t have to send someone over for a Kevorkian. And this should warm your heart. That new gun ban New York passed? It looks like they’re about to see it fail utterly through non-compliance. There’s also a small problem with the STATE constitution’s righter to keep and bear arms. It appears to be even more explicit then the… Read more »

LC Moriarty, Imperial Goatherd
LC Moriarty, Imperial Goatherd

Of Coughs, Phlegm and General Malaise Sounds like a fairly typical day at the office… 😉 Glad to hear you’re feeling better. Make sure your doc knows about “the fluid drive” (as old rancher/neighbor used to put it.) Google C. difficile and you’ll know why. (Not saying you have that, just make sure you don’t.) Beyond that, rest, lots of… Read more »

LC IB CiSSnarl5.7 Imperial Foreign War Correspondent
LC IB CiSSnarl5.7 Imperial Foreign War Correspondent

Hope you feel better soon…

Fa Cube Itches
Fa Cube Itches

It’s amazing how fast a meal, if you can get one down to begin with, can travel all the way through the alimentary tract with a bit of aid from Big Pharma, really it is.

This, too, shall pass.

I see what you did there.

HempRopeAndStreetlight
HempRopeAndStreetlight

Recover soon!

LC Ogrrre - Imperial Heartless Bastard
LC Ogrrre - Imperial Heartless Bastard

Yer Vileness, is General Malaise the same thing as Galloping Crud?

LC Old Dog
LC Old Dog

LC Ogrrre @ #:
It is also the polite Medical way of saying “I have no idea!”

LC Nicki the Resident Misanthropic Bitch
LC Nicki the Resident Misanthropic Bitch

Attended a meeting with Larry Pratt of GOA yesterday. He believes that the ultimate goal is not even an assault weapons ban, which he says has zero chance of passing. He believes the “grand compromise” will be universal background checks, which are little more than gun owner registration.

Be on the lookout, all.

Mishkele, get much much much better soon, bro!

LC Gladiator
LC Gladiator

QUESTION

MISHA, should the FBI come knocking at your door, what protections do we have that we are not “exposed “to them???

Also, Could a lefty like DJ expose US????

SoCalOilMan, K.o.E.
SoCalOilMan, K.o.E.

Enough of this coddling!! There is an Empire to run and there is only one that the legions will rally around.Your Generals have passed down the word, but moral is low and we need the messages directly from our leader. We stand at the pass of Thermopylae and require the assurance that our dedication will not go wasted. It is… Read more »

LC Old Dog
LC Old Dog

SoCalOilMan, K.o.E. @ #:
Yeah, right after he quits wheezing like an 80 year old with COPD, pneumonia and a chest cold! :em05: