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Apparently, Nobody On Teh Twit Thought This Joke Was Funny

“I’m Rick James, motherfucker!”

 

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LC Proud Infidel
LC Proud Infidel

She looks so ugly with that hairdo, she could make a dog turd scream and run away just by looking at it!! :em06:

And FIIIIIRRRST!! :em05:

xiphos
xiphos

The cow doesn’t even know she’s got the wig on Barackward.

BigDogg - Imperial Thread Killer (ITK)
BigDogg - Imperial Thread Killer (ITK)

Ghetto doesn’t begin to describe this woman.

Jaybear, Colonel of Imperial Ancient Artillery
Jaybear, Colonel of Imperial Ancient Artillery

she’s a very freaky girl…..the kind you don’t take home to mother

Templar_Knight
Templar_Knight

Bye bye lunch…

LC Moriarty, Imperial Goatherd
LC Moriarty, Imperial Goatherd

Speechless.

VonZorch Imperial Researcher
VonZorch Imperial Researcher

A barrel of brain bleach stat. I want to claw my eyes out.
This selection of smileys is just too limited. :em08:

FrankOK
FrankOK

Kin to Chewbakka, no doubt.

America’s First Baby Momma.

LC Gladiator
LC Gladiator

The stupidest pResident evers wife

LC Gladiator
LC Gladiator

http://thinkprogress.org/politics/2013/01/21/1475411/obama-47-percent/ In the months of campaign that unfolded after Mitt Romney was skewered for saying that “47 percent” of the country “believe that they are victims… believe the government has a responsibility to care for them,” President Obama was relatively silent about the remarks. But today, during his second inaugural speech, Obama got the last word in on the issue.… Read more »

Radical Redneck
Radical Redneck

Even now Rick James would have more success walking on his hind legs.

😯

LC Sir Clambake, Imperial Black Ops Technician, K.o.E.
LC Sir Clambake, Imperial Black Ops Technician, K.o.E.

This is evidence that there is something to that evolution notion. And some have not advanced far above the roots.

single stack
single stack

I think the new ‘do is a perfect complement to her enormous ass.

LC Gunsniper
LC Gunsniper

Those teeth remind me of the cow catcher on an old steam locomotive. She should have those choppers bonded…

…or Bondo’ed.

LC_Salgak
LC_Salgak

So much for trying: attempted to add an External Smilie: a Dalek screaming “EXTERMINATE!!!”

LC Gregory
LC Gregory

Of course nobody found it funny – the line is “I’m Rick James, Bitch.”

But in this case, should have gone with “I’m Rick James’ Bitch.”

:em01:

LC_Salgak
LC_Salgak

LC Gregory says:

Of course nobody found it funny – the line is “I’m Rick James, Bitch.”
But in this case, should have gone with “I’m Rick James’ Bitch.”

Fixed it when I reposted it on FB. . .

Of course, the CORRECT usage is : I’m RICK JAMES, Bitch !!!

LC Gunsniper
LC Gunsniper

Via SooperMexican…

First Lady Bear trap face can’t even fake an ounce of class or dignity. I swear there are sparks coming off of her silverware.

Fa Cube Itches
Fa Cube Itches

“Sensing the approach of a potential rival, the large female initiates a threat display of bared teeth and loud screeching.”

– David Attenborough

Fa Cube Itches
Fa Cube Itches

The First Lady, demonstrating the proper Emily Post-approved technique for eating corn-on-the-cob through a chickenwire fence. The epitome of class.

A long time ago a homo sapn/neanderthal ‘hybrid’ leader gave speech about having a dream, now we fellow patriots are living in a freaking friggin NIGHTMARE!!! God help us all.~an avowed unapologetic atheist!

Tallulah
Tallulah

Nice hair-conk, beeyotch.

Tallulah
Tallulah

Nice hair-conk, beeyotch.

Remember this one from The Simpsons?: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eKbFb6TPVEA

“I, for one, welcome our new Insect Overlords. . . .”

Radical Redneck
Radical Redneck
Tallulah
Tallulah

Coming soon: Obama Hellcare, the 21st-century version of LOGAN’S RUN. (see movie of that name, 1976) “Still, if you will not fight for the right when you can easily win without bloodshed; if you will not fight when your victory will be sure and not too costly; you may come to the moment when you will have to fight with… Read more »

LC Xystus
LC Xystus

Danadivabitch:

A long time ago a homo sapn/neanderthal ‘hybrid’ leader gave speech about having a dream…

Dunno what “homo sapn/neanderthal ‘hybrid’” means in this context, bearing in mind that the neanderthalis variety appears to be an early-model caucasian.

LC LOBO
LC LOBO

Damn. That shoulda been hidden below a fold. Moreso after eating the “gato” and “perro” at work.

But, I really needed to read the comments. I think I cracked a rib.

LC HJ Caveman82952
LC HJ Caveman82952

Tallulah, I concur. I have felt great sadness looking at my eighty-three year old mother and eighty-five year old mother-in-law. Both fans of obama. My mother brecame noticeably silent after I ran a few stats by her, essentially in the end she will be offered assisted suicide or or pain killers she might need. She has had three heart attacks.… Read more »

Mark12A
Mark12A

Rick James had a smaller butt.

LC Draco
LC Draco

Well….at least she isn’t as scantily clad as some of the OTHER women on Soylent’s site!!

:em05:

Igor, Imperial Booby
Igor, Imperial Booby

Well….at least she isn’t as scantily clad as some of the OTHER women on Soylent’s site!!

And we should consider ourselves fortunate, at that! :em06:

bruce
bruce

neanderthal had different dna from us however I think that the first sasquatch is a lot uglier.good thing she got with reverend wright’s program that fixed ugly black woman with pickle smokers.