Happy Birthday To….

His Imperial Vindictive Vileness, that’s who!

Don’t ask him how old he is, that’ll just make him feel bad.

Wait, what the fuck am I saying. HOW OLD ARE YOU OLD MAN? (Yeah, I’m a real bastige sometimes. 🙂 )

Your present is on the way, as soon as I bail her out of the halfway house. Are you up on yer shots?

 

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Lady M-ITT™-Imperial Sniper G.L.O.R
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Happy Birthday Emp! Just remember, once you’re over the hill you begin to pick up speed. :em01:

BigDogg - Imperial Thread Killer (ITK)
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BigDogg - Imperial Thread Killer (ITK)

He’s reached the age where “baggage drop” refers to anatomy and not the airport.

LC Moriarty, Imperial Goatherd
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LC Moriarty, Imperial Goatherd

Yes, you’re old.

But I’ll always be older.

Bastard.

(Happy Birthday, Misha!)

Tallulah
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Tallulah

Hippy Pippy Pappy Buthuduth Day!

from WOL

[Winnie Ther Pooh]

Darth Venomous
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Don’t ask him how old he is, that’ll just make him feel bad.

He shares a birthday with Mrs. Venomous. I figure that’s penance enough…

MRS. VENOMOUS (with cast-iron skillet):&#160 WHAT?!?!!?!?!!11?!!?ELEVENTEENTY?!!?

(KA-BONNNNNNNGGGGGG!!!!!!!)

…uh, Shlappy Mirfday, Sire…ow…

LC Draco
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Happy Birthday!!! (Mine was yesterday…)

:em01:

maxxdog
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maxxdog

Happy Birthday Misha! Don’t let the guff from the hooligans around here bother you. Ya don’t look thaaaat old!

LC Alric
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LC Alric

Happy Birthday Misha! :em01:

The Irish Dragoness
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The Irish Dragoness

Happy Birthday and I hope you continue to feel better!

irish19
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irish19

Happy Birthday, Sire! :em01:

Templar_Knight
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Templar_Knight

Happy Day Of Your Birth, Your Vileness!

LC Proud Infidel
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LC Proud Infidel

Happy Birthday, O Vile & Vindictive one!! :em05:

Q: What’s black and yellow and makes everyone smile?

A: A bus full of liberals going over a cliff!!

Bones
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Bones

Sorry about being late, Happy Birthday. Mine is saturday, so you’re only a little older than me. :em05:

Pengor
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Happy Birthday!

VonZorch Imperial Researcher
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VonZorch Imperial Researcher

Happy Birthday Your Vilenes. :em01:

LC Xealot
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Happy Birthday, your Imperial Vileness.

LC Sir Rurik, K.o.E.
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LC Sir Rurik, K.o.E.

Happy birthday you young fart! errrr Yer Vilesomeness. :em06: Jest remember how many decades Jack Benny spent in the holding pattern at 39 years. But you better hurry up and reach 65 iff’n ya wanna chance at any of that yummy Social Security before the Obongo Stash runs out. :em05:

LC Old Dog
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Yeah Misha, fess up to that age! Having seen you in meat space ya can’t be older than me! :em05:

All kidding aside many Happy Returns Your Majesty! :em01:

LC Spare Parts
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LC Spare Parts

Take 2 Aalborgs and call me in the morning. Skoll!

LC Gladiator
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LC Gladiator

Happy Birthday Boss !! Im sending you a rare Hostess Twinkie !

Mark12A
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Mark12A

I’d sacrifice a virgin in your honor, but I can’t find one over the age of eleven around here. So instead I’ll just drink a little Jameson’s and Amaretto…

LC Sir Clambake, Imperial Black Ops Technician, K.o.E.
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LC Moriarty, Imperial Goatherd says:

Yes, you’re old.
But I’ll always be older.
Bastard.
(Happy Birthday, Misha!)

Mee too. 😛 Hippy Barfday (belated).

Delftsman3
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Happy Birthday wishes from one old fart to another ! D.

Happy Birthday Sire Beth*A

LC Gregory
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LC Gregory

Happy, HAPPY Birthday, your Esteemed Slitheriness!

May you never run low on Ammo. May all Blessings find their way to your door. And May you return to Informing and Inflaming us for the Fight To Come!

Tallulah
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Tallulah

Here’s another thing to be grateful for — Here are two Oregon sheriffs who clank when they walk! They’ve written Plagiarizin’ Biden to say they will NOT enforce un-Constitutional edicts against their citizens. “In the wake of the recent criminal events, politicians are attempting to exploit the deaths of innocent victims by advocating for laws that would prevent honest, law abiding Americans from possessing certain firearms and ammunition magazines. We are Americans. We must not allow, nor shall we tolerate, the actions of criminals, no matter how heinous the crimes, to prompt politicians to enact laws that will infringe upon… Read more »

irish19
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irish19

OT, but I was wondering whether any Rotts will be at either GAT Guns or the Hoffman’s Mistake Cabela’s this Saturday for Gun Appreciation Day.

LC Old Dog
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irish19 @ #:
No offense irish19 but where the expletive deleted are those places?????? :em03:

LC Xystus
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Prosit Mischa!

Radical Redneck
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Radical Redneck

Your present is on the way, as soon as I bail her out of the halfway house. Are you up on yer shots?

” rel=”nofollow”>Double yer pleasure! Double yer fun!

:em01:

irish19
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irish19

LC Old Dog @ #:
GAT is on Route 25 about a mile north of the troll way.
Cabela’s is about a half mile to a mile west of Route 59 on the frontage road on the north side of the same troll way.

HempRopeAndStreetlight
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HempRopeAndStreetlight

Well happy birthday!

(Sucks that it had to be in such a rotten era…)

Emperor Misha I
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Still waiting on that present, Crunch! Need a few coins to bail her ass out, do you? Let me know. Also, let her know that Her Imperial Wifeness is a remarkably good shot. To the rest of you slackers: Thanks! Another year older and grumpier than ever. That’s not a good combination. For anybody on the receiving end of my grumpiness, that is, and I’m quite fine with that. Because who gives a shit? I’m thoroughly enjoying the spectacle of watching leftist morons running around painting big, bright red bulls eyes on their backs with their fulminations against the Constitutional… Read more »

LC Old Dog
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More Cowbell! says:

Emperor Misha I @ #34:
Maybe YOU need the Grumpy Cat Gravatar.

More Cowbell! recently posted..1941 ~ Harry Nilsson

I dunno, how grumpier can you get than a pic of Darth Misha with Saber lit? :em05:

LC Gladiator
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LC Gladiator

Emperor Misha I says: Another year older and grumpier than ever. That’s not a good combination. For anybody on the receiving end of my grumpiness, that is, and I’m quite fine with that. Because who gives a shit? I’m thoroughly enjoying the spectacle of watching leftist morons running around painting big, bright red bulls eyes on their backs with their fulminations against the Constitutional rights they seek to take away from us because if there’s something I always wanted for my birthday it’s a legitimate, lawful reason to start pumping their empty little noggins full of high-velocity 7.62 NATO. So… Read more »