Happy Birthday To….

His Imperial Vindictive Vileness, that’s who!

Don’t ask him how old he is, that’ll just make him feel bad.

Wait, what the fuck am I saying. HOW OLD ARE YOU OLD MAN? (Yeah, I’m a real bastige sometimes. 🙂 )

Your present is on the way, as soon as I bail her out of the halfway house. Are you up on yer shots?

 

35 comments

  1. 1

    Happy Birthday Emp! Just remember, once you’re over the hill you begin to pick up speed. :em01:

  2. 2
    BigDogg growls and barks:

    He’s reached the age where “baggage drop” refers to anatomy and not the airport.

  3. 3
    LC Moriarty, Imperial Goatherd growls and barks:

    Yes, you’re old.

    But I’ll always be older.

    Bastard.

    (Happy Birthday, Misha!)

  4. 4
    Tallulah growls and barks:

    Hippy Pippy Pappy Buthuduth Day!

    from WOL

    [Winnie Ther Pooh]

  5. 5
    Darth Venomous growls and barks:

    Don’t ask him how old he is, that’ll just make him feel bad.

    He shares a birthday with Mrs. Venomous. I figure that’s penance enough…

    MRS. VENOMOUS (with cast-iron skillet):&#160 WHAT?!?!!?!?!!11?!!?ELEVENTEENTY?!!?

    (KA-BONNNNNNNGGGGGG!!!!!!!)

    …uh, Shlappy Mirfday, Sire…ow…

  6. 6
    LC Draco growls and barks:

    Happy Birthday!!! (Mine was yesterday…)

    :em01:

  7. 7
    maxxdog growls and barks:

    Happy Birthday Misha! Don’t let the guff from the hooligans around here bother you. Ya don’t look thaaaat old!

  8. 8
    LC Alric growls and barks:

    Happy Birthday Misha! :em01:

  9. 9
    The Irish Dragoness growls and barks:

    Happy Birthday and I hope you continue to feel better!

  10. 10
    irish19 growls and barks:

    Happy Birthday, Sire! :em01:

  11. 11
    Templar_Knight growls and barks:

    Happy Day Of Your Birth, Your Vileness!

  12. 12
    LC Proud Infidel growls and barks:

    Happy Birthday, O Vile & Vindictive one!! :em05:

    Q: What’s black and yellow and makes everyone smile?

    A: A bus full of liberals going over a cliff!!

  13. 13
    Bones growls and barks:

    Sorry about being late, Happy Birthday. Mine is saturday, so you’re only a little older than me. :em05:

  14. 14
    Pengor growls and barks:

    Happy Birthday!

  15. 15
    VonZorch Imperial Researcher growls and barks:

    Happy Birthday Your Vilenes. :em01:

  16. 16
    LC Xealot growls and barks:

    Happy Birthday, your Imperial Vileness.

  17. 17
    LC Sir Rurik, K.o.E. growls and barks:

    Happy birthday you young fart! errrr Yer Vilesomeness. :em06: Jest remember how many decades Jack Benny spent in the holding pattern at 39 years. But you better hurry up and reach 65 iff’n ya wanna chance at any of that yummy Social Security before the Obongo Stash runs out. :em05:

  18. 18
    LC Old Dog growls and barks:

    Yeah Misha, fess up to that age! Having seen you in meat space ya can’t be older than me! :em05:

    All kidding aside many Happy Returns Your Majesty! :em01:

  19. 19
    LC Spare Parts growls and barks:

    Take 2 Aalborgs and call me in the morning. Skoll!

  20. 20
    LC Gladiator growls and barks:

    Happy Birthday Boss !! Im sending you a rare Hostess Twinkie !

  21. 21
    Mark12A growls and barks:

    I’d sacrifice a virgin in your honor, but I can’t find one over the age of eleven around here. So instead I’ll just drink a little Jameson’s and Amaretto…

  22. 22

    LC Moriarty, Imperial Goatherd says:

    Yes, you’re old.
    But I’ll always be older.
    Bastard.
    (Happy Birthday, Misha!)

    Mee too. 😛 Hippy Barfday (belated).

  23. 23
    Delftsman3 growls and barks:

    Happy Birthday wishes from one old fart to another ! D.

    Happy Birthday Sire Beth*A

  24. 24
    LC Gregory growls and barks:

    Happy, HAPPY Birthday, your Esteemed Slitheriness!

    May you never run low on Ammo. May all Blessings find their way to your door. And May you return to Informing and Inflaming us for the Fight To Come!

  25. 25
    Tallulah growls and barks:

    Here’s another thing to be grateful for —

    Here are two Oregon sheriffs who clank when they walk! They’ve written Plagiarizin’ Biden to say they will NOT enforce un-Constitutional edicts against their citizens.

    “In the wake of the recent criminal events, politicians are attempting to exploit the deaths of innocent victims by advocating for laws that would prevent honest, law abiding Americans from possessing certain firearms and ammunition magazines. We are Americans. We must not allow, nor shall we tolerate, the actions of criminals, no matter how heinous the crimes, to prompt politicians to enact laws that will infringe upon the liberties of responsible citizens who have broken no laws.”

    Sheriff Mueller then warned,

    “Any federal regulation enacted by Congress or by executive order of the President offending the constitutional rights of my citizens shall not be enforced by me or by my deputies, nor will I permit the enforcement of any unconstitutional regulations or orders by federal officers within the borders of Linn County Oregon.”

    Details here, and the [blistering!] text of the letter they sent: http://preview.tinyurl.com/a6ab9mf

  26. 26
    irish19 growls and barks:

    OT, but I was wondering whether any Rotts will be at either GAT Guns or the Hoffman’s Mistake Cabela’s this Saturday for Gun Appreciation Day.

  27. 27
    LC Old Dog growls and barks:

    irish19 @ #:
    No offense irish19 but where the expletive deleted are those places?????? :em03:

  28. 28
    LC Xystus growls and barks:

    Prosit Mischa!

  29. 29
    Radical Redneck growls and barks:

    Your present is on the way, as soon as I bail her out of the halfway house. Are you up on yer shots?

    ” rel=”nofollow”>Double yer pleasure! Double yer fun!

    :em01:

  30. 30
    irish19 growls and barks:

    LC Old Dog @ #:
    GAT is on Route 25 about a mile north of the troll way.
    Cabela’s is about a half mile to a mile west of Route 59 on the frontage road on the north side of the same troll way.

  31. 31
    HempRopeAndStreetlight growls and barks:

    Well happy birthday!

    (Sucks that it had to be in such a rotten era…)

  32. 32
    Emperor Misha I growls and barks:

    Still waiting on that present, Crunch! Need a few coins to bail her ass out, do you? Let me know. Also, let her know that Her Imperial Wifeness is a remarkably good shot.

    To the rest of you slackers: Thanks!

    Another year older and grumpier than ever. That’s not a good combination. For anybody on the receiving end of my grumpiness, that is, and I’m quite fine with that. Because who gives a shit?

    I’m thoroughly enjoying the spectacle of watching leftist morons running around painting big, bright red bulls eyes on their backs with their fulminations against the Constitutional rights they seek to take away from us because if there’s something I always wanted for my birthday it’s a legitimate, lawful reason to start pumping their empty little noggins full of high-velocity 7.62 NATO.

    So bring it, bitches. I remember my oath and neither you nor the Shaitan you worship will make me forget.

    Pink mist, motherfuckers, you heard about it?

    Of course, you don’t have the fucking guts to go all the way, but I dearly wish that you’d try because I’ve had it up to my back teeth with your posturing.

    Come on, bitches, walk into Lyudmila’s kill zone, I fucking well double dog dare you, you worthless Marxist pussies.

  33. 33
    LC Old Dog growls and barks:

    More Cowbell! says:

    Emperor Misha I @ #34:
    Maybe YOU need the Grumpy Cat Gravatar.

    More Cowbell! recently posted..1941 ~ Harry Nilsson

    I dunno, how grumpier can you get than a pic of Darth Misha with Saber lit? :em05:

  34. 34
    LC Gladiator growls and barks:

    Emperor Misha I says:

    Another year older and grumpier than ever. That’s not a good combination. For anybody on the receiving end of my grumpiness, that is, and I’m quite fine with that. Because who gives a shit?

    I’m thoroughly enjoying the spectacle of watching leftist morons running around painting big, bright red bulls eyes on their backs with their fulminations against the Constitutional rights they seek to take away from us because if there’s something I always wanted for my birthday it’s a legitimate, lawful reason to start pumping their empty little noggins full of high-velocity 7.62 NATO.

    So bring it, bitches. I remember my oath and neither you nor the Shaitan you worship will make me forget.

    Pink mist, motherfuckers, you heard about it?

    Heres some Gun pr0n to cheer you up Boss!

    http://freebeacon.com/see-marine-special-ops-new-colt-pistol/