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Happy Birthday To….His Imperial Vindictive Vileness, that’s who!
Don’t ask him how old he is, that’ll just make him feel bad.
Wait, what the fuck am I saying. HOW OLD ARE YOU OLD MAN? (Yeah, I’m a real bastige sometimes. 🙂 )
Your present is on the way, as soon as I bail her out of the halfway house. Are you up on yer shots?
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Happy Birthday Emp! Just remember, once you’re over the hill you begin to pick up speed.
He’s reached the age where “baggage drop” refers to anatomy and not the airport.
Yes, you’re old.
But I’ll always be older.
Bastard.
(Happy Birthday, Misha!)
Hippy Pippy Pappy Buthuduth Day!
from WOL
[Winnie Ther Pooh]
He shares a birthday with Mrs. Venomous. I figure that’s penance enough…
MRS. VENOMOUS (with cast-iron skillet):  WHAT?!?!!?!?!!11?!!?ELEVENTEENTY?!!?
(KA-BONNNNNNNGGGGGG!!!!!!!)
…uh, Shlappy Mirfday, Sire…ow…
Happy Birthday!!! (Mine was yesterday…)
Happy Birthday Misha! Don’t let the guff from the hooligans around here bother you. Ya don’t look thaaaat old!
Happy Birthday Misha!
Happy Birthday and I hope you continue to feel better!
Happy Birthday, Sire!
Happy Day Of Your Birth, Your Vileness!
Happy Birthday, O Vile & Vindictive one!!
Q: What’s black and yellow and makes everyone smile?
A: A bus full of liberals going over a cliff!!
Sorry about being late, Happy Birthday. Mine is saturday, so you’re only a little older than me.
Happy Birthday!
Happy Birthday Your Vilenes.
Happy Birthday, your Imperial Vileness.
Happy birthday you young fart! errrr Yer Vilesomeness.
Jest remember how many decades Jack Benny spent in the holding pattern at 39 years. But you better hurry up and reach 65 iff’n ya wanna chance at any of that yummy Social Security before the Obongo Stash runs out. 
Yeah Misha, fess up to that age! Having seen you in meat space ya can’t be older than me!
All kidding aside many Happy Returns Your Majesty!
Take 2 Aalborgs and call me in the morning. Skoll!
Happy Birthday Boss !! Im sending you a rare Hostess Twinkie !
I’d sacrifice a virgin in your honor, but I can’t find one over the age of eleven around here. So instead I’ll just drink a little Jameson’s and Amaretto…
LC Moriarty, Imperial Goatherd says:
Mee too. 😛 Hippy Barfday (belated).
Happy Birthday wishes from one old fart to another ! D.
Happy Birthday Sire Beth*A
Happy, HAPPY Birthday, your Esteemed Slitheriness!
May you never run low on Ammo. May all Blessings find their way to your door. And May you return to Informing and Inflaming us for the Fight To Come!
Here’s another thing to be grateful for — Here are two Oregon sheriffs who clank when they walk! They’ve written Plagiarizin’ Biden to say they will NOT enforce un-Constitutional edicts against their citizens. “In the wake of the recent criminal events, politicians are attempting to exploit the deaths of innocent victims by advocating for laws that would prevent honest, law… Read more »
OT, but I was wondering whether any Rotts will be at either GAT Guns or the Hoffman’s Mistake Cabela’s this Saturday for Gun Appreciation Day.
irish19 @ #:
No offense irish19 but where the expletive deleted are those places??????
Prosit Mischa!
Double yer pleasure! Double yer fun!
LC Old Dog @ #:
GAT is on Route 25 about a mile north of the troll way.
Cabela’s is about a half mile to a mile west of Route 59 on the frontage road on the north side of the same troll way.
Well happy birthday!
(Sucks that it had to be in such a rotten era…)
Still waiting on that present, Crunch! Need a few coins to bail her ass out, do you? Let me know. Also, let her know that Her Imperial Wifeness is a remarkably good shot. To the rest of you slackers: Thanks! Another year older and grumpier than ever. That’s not a good combination. For anybody on the receiving end of my… Read more »
More Cowbell! says:
I dunno, how grumpier can you get than a pic of Darth Misha with Saber lit?
Emperor Misha I says: Another year older and grumpier than ever. That’s not a good combination. For anybody on the receiving end of my grumpiness, that is, and I’m quite fine with that. Because who gives a shit? I’m thoroughly enjoying the spectacle of watching leftist morons running around painting big, bright red bulls eyes on their backs with their… Read more »