Happy Birthday To….

His Imperial Vindictive Vileness, that’s who!

Don’t ask him how old he is, that’ll just make him feel bad.

Wait, what the fuck am I saying. HOW OLD ARE YOU OLD MAN? (Yeah, I’m a real bastige sometimes. 🙂 )

Your present is on the way, as soon as I bail her out of the halfway house. Are you up on yer shots?

 

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Lady M-ITT™-Imperial Sniper G.L.O.R
Lady M-ITT™-Imperial Sniper G.L.O.R

Happy Birthday Emp! Just remember, once you’re over the hill you begin to pick up speed. :em01:

BigDogg - Imperial Thread Killer (ITK)
BigDogg - Imperial Thread Killer (ITK)

He’s reached the age where “baggage drop” refers to anatomy and not the airport.

LC Moriarty, Imperial Goatherd
LC Moriarty, Imperial Goatherd

Yes, you’re old.

But I’ll always be older.

Bastard.

(Happy Birthday, Misha!)

Tallulah
Tallulah

Hippy Pippy Pappy Buthuduth Day!

from WOL

[Winnie Ther Pooh]

Darth Venomous
Darth Venomous

Don’t ask him how old he is, that’ll just make him feel bad.

He shares a birthday with Mrs. Venomous. I figure that’s penance enough…

MRS. VENOMOUS (with cast-iron skillet):&#160 WHAT?!?!!?!?!!11?!!?ELEVENTEENTY?!!?

(KA-BONNNNNNNGGGGGG!!!!!!!)

…uh, Shlappy Mirfday, Sire…ow…

LC Draco
LC Draco

Happy Birthday!!! (Mine was yesterday…)

:em01:

maxxdog
maxxdog

Happy Birthday Misha! Don’t let the guff from the hooligans around here bother you. Ya don’t look thaaaat old!

LC Alric
LC Alric

Happy Birthday Misha! :em01:

The Irish Dragoness
The Irish Dragoness

Happy Birthday and I hope you continue to feel better!

irish19
irish19

Happy Birthday, Sire! :em01:

Templar_Knight
Templar_Knight

Happy Day Of Your Birth, Your Vileness!

LC Proud Infidel
LC Proud Infidel

Happy Birthday, O Vile & Vindictive one!! :em05:

Q: What’s black and yellow and makes everyone smile?

A: A bus full of liberals going over a cliff!!

Bones
Bones

Sorry about being late, Happy Birthday. Mine is saturday, so you’re only a little older than me. :em05:

Pengor
Pengor

Happy Birthday!

VonZorch Imperial Researcher
VonZorch Imperial Researcher

Happy Birthday Your Vilenes. :em01:

LC Xealot
LC Xealot

Happy Birthday, your Imperial Vileness.

LC Sir Rurik, K.o.E.
LC Sir Rurik, K.o.E.

Happy birthday you young fart! errrr Yer Vilesomeness. :em06: Jest remember how many decades Jack Benny spent in the holding pattern at 39 years. But you better hurry up and reach 65 iff’n ya wanna chance at any of that yummy Social Security before the Obongo Stash runs out. :em05:

LC Old Dog
LC Old Dog

Yeah Misha, fess up to that age! Having seen you in meat space ya can’t be older than me! :em05:

All kidding aside many Happy Returns Your Majesty! :em01:

LC Spare Parts
LC Spare Parts

Take 2 Aalborgs and call me in the morning. Skoll!

LC Gladiator
LC Gladiator

Happy Birthday Boss !! Im sending you a rare Hostess Twinkie !

Mark12A
Mark12A

I’d sacrifice a virgin in your honor, but I can’t find one over the age of eleven around here. So instead I’ll just drink a little Jameson’s and Amaretto…

LC Sir Clambake, Imperial Black Ops Technician, K.o.E.
LC Sir Clambake, Imperial Black Ops Technician, K.o.E.

LC Moriarty, Imperial Goatherd says:

Yes, you’re old.
But I’ll always be older.
Bastard.
(Happy Birthday, Misha!)

Mee too. 😛 Hippy Barfday (belated).

Delftsman3
Delftsman3

Happy Birthday wishes from one old fart to another ! D.

Happy Birthday Sire Beth*A

LC Gregory
LC Gregory

Happy, HAPPY Birthday, your Esteemed Slitheriness!

May you never run low on Ammo. May all Blessings find their way to your door. And May you return to Informing and Inflaming us for the Fight To Come!

Tallulah
Tallulah

Here’s another thing to be grateful for — Here are two Oregon sheriffs who clank when they walk! They’ve written Plagiarizin’ Biden to say they will NOT enforce un-Constitutional edicts against their citizens. “In the wake of the recent criminal events, politicians are attempting to exploit the deaths of innocent victims by advocating for laws that would prevent honest, law… Read more »

irish19
irish19

OT, but I was wondering whether any Rotts will be at either GAT Guns or the Hoffman’s Mistake Cabela’s this Saturday for Gun Appreciation Day.

LC Old Dog
LC Old Dog

irish19 @ #:
No offense irish19 but where the expletive deleted are those places?????? :em03:

LC Xystus
LC Xystus

Prosit Mischa!

Radical Redneck
Radical Redneck

Your present is on the way, as soon as I bail her out of the halfway house. Are you up on yer shots?

Double yer pleasure! Double yer fun!

:em01:

irish19
irish19

LC Old Dog @ #:
GAT is on Route 25 about a mile north of the troll way.
Cabela’s is about a half mile to a mile west of Route 59 on the frontage road on the north side of the same troll way.

HempRopeAndStreetlight
HempRopeAndStreetlight

Well happy birthday!

(Sucks that it had to be in such a rotten era…)

Emperor Misha I
Emperor Misha I

Still waiting on that present, Crunch! Need a few coins to bail her ass out, do you? Let me know. Also, let her know that Her Imperial Wifeness is a remarkably good shot. To the rest of you slackers: Thanks! Another year older and grumpier than ever. That’s not a good combination. For anybody on the receiving end of my… Read more »

LC Old Dog
LC Old Dog

More Cowbell! says:

Emperor Misha I @ #34:
Maybe YOU need the Grumpy Cat Gravatar.

More Cowbell! recently posted..1941 ~ Harry Nilsson

I dunno, how grumpier can you get than a pic of Darth Misha with Saber lit? :em05:

LC Gladiator
LC Gladiator

Emperor Misha I says: Another year older and grumpier than ever. That’s not a good combination. For anybody on the receiving end of my grumpiness, that is, and I’m quite fine with that. Because who gives a shit? I’m thoroughly enjoying the spectacle of watching leftist morons running around painting big, bright red bulls eyes on their backs with their… Read more »