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ByLC 0311 Sir Crunchie I.M.H., K.o.E.

Jan 15, 2013

His Imperial Vindictive Vileness, that’s who!

Don’t ask him how old he is, that’ll just make him feel bad.

Wait, what the fuck am I saying. HOW OLD ARE YOU OLD MAN? (Yeah, I’m a real bastige sometimes. 🙂 )

Your present is on the way, as soon as I bail her out of the halfway house. Are you up on yer shots?

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By LC 0311 Sir Crunchie I.M.H., K.o.E.

Former USMC infantryman, proud father of a current USMC infantryman and two Princesses who know what that means. Currently an NRA law enforcement firearms instructor, radar instructor, CPR instructor, a few others but you get the point. Catholic, conservative, heterosexual, gun owner, anything I can do to piss off liberals.

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Lady M-ITT™-Imperial Sniper G.L.O.R

Admin

January 15, 2013 14:46

Happy Birthday Emp! Just remember, once you’re over the hill you begin to pick up speed. :em01:

BigDogg - Imperial Thread Killer (ITK)

Member

January 15, 2013 14:55

He’s reached the age where “baggage drop” refers to anatomy and not the airport.

LC Moriarty, Imperial Goatherd

Member

January 15, 2013 15:14

Yes, you’re old.

But I’ll always be older.

Bastard.

(Happy Birthday, Misha!)

Tallulah

Member

January 15, 2013 15:30

Hippy Pippy Pappy Buthuduth Day!

from WOL

[Winnie Ther Pooh]

Darth Venomous

Member

January 15, 2013 17:52

Don’t ask him how old he is, that’ll just make him feel bad.

He shares a birthday with Mrs. Venomous. I figure that’s penance enough…

MRS. VENOMOUS (with cast-iron skillet):&#160 WHAT?!?!!?!?!!11?!!?ELEVENTEENTY?!!?

(KA-BONNNNNNNGGGGGG!!!!!!!)

…uh, Shlappy Mirfday, Sire…ow…

LC Draco

Member

January 15, 2013 18:16

Happy Birthday!!! (Mine was yesterday…)

:em01:

maxxdog

Member

January 15, 2013 19:23

Happy Birthday Misha! Don’t let the guff from the hooligans around here bother you. Ya don’t look thaaaat old!

LC MosinFiend

Member

January 15, 2013 20:32

Happy Birthday Misha! :em01:

The Irish Dragoness

Member

January 15, 2013 21:35

Happy Birthday and I hope you continue to feel better!

irish19

Member

January 15, 2013 22:24

Happy Birthday, Sire! :em01:

Templar_Knight

Member

January 16, 2013 02:01

Happy Day Of Your Birth, Your Vileness!

LC Proud Infidel

Member

January 16, 2013 05:53

Happy Birthday, O Vile & Vindictive one!! :em05:

Q: What’s black and yellow and makes everyone smile?

A: A bus full of liberals going over a cliff!!

Bones

Member

January 16, 2013 08:16

Sorry about being late, Happy Birthday. Mine is saturday, so you’re only a little older than me. :em05:

Pengor

Member

January 16, 2013 08:19

Happy Birthday!

VonZorch Imperial Researcher

Member

January 16, 2013 08:47

Happy Birthday Your Vilenes. :em01:

LC Sir Rurik, K.o.E.

Member

January 16, 2013 10:11

Happy birthday you young fart! errrr Yer Vilesomeness. :em06: Jest remember how many decades Jack Benny spent in the holding pattern at 39 years. But you better hurry up and reach 65 iff’n ya wanna chance at any of that yummy Social Security before the Obongo Stash runs out. :em05:

LC Old Dog

Member

January 16, 2013 10:12

Yeah Misha, fess up to that age! Having seen you in meat space ya can’t be older than me! :em05:

All kidding aside many Happy Returns Your Majesty! :em01:

LC Spare Parts

Member

January 16, 2013 11:56

Take 2 Aalborgs and call me in the morning. Skoll!

LC Gladiator

Member

January 16, 2013 12:32

Happy Birthday Boss !! Im sending you a rare Hostess Twinkie !

Mark12A

Member

January 16, 2013 13:22

I’d sacrifice a virgin in your honor, but I can’t find one over the age of eleven around here. So instead I’ll just drink a little Jameson’s and Amaretto…

LC Sir Clambake, Imperial Black Ops Technician, K.o.E.

Member

January 16, 2013 15:04

LC Moriarty, Imperial Goatherd says:

Yes, you’re old.
But I’ll always be older.
Bastard.
(Happy Birthday, Misha!)

Mee too. 😛 Hippy Barfday (belated).

Delftsman3

Member

January 16, 2013 15:56

Happy Birthday wishes from one old fart to another ! D.

Happy Birthday Sire Beth*A

LC Gregory

Member

January 16, 2013 17:49

Happy, HAPPY Birthday, your Esteemed Slitheriness!

May you never run low on Ammo. May all Blessings find their way to your door. And May you return to Informing and Inflaming us for the Fight To Come!

Tallulah

Member

January 16, 2013 20:48

Here’s another thing to be grateful for — Here are two Oregon sheriffs who clank when they walk! They’ve written Plagiarizin’ Biden to say they will NOT enforce un-Constitutional edicts against their citizens. “In the wake of the recent criminal events, politicians are attempting to exploit the deaths of innocent victims by advocating for laws that would prevent honest, law… Read more »

irish19

Member

January 16, 2013 23:15

OT, but I was wondering whether any Rotts will be at either GAT Guns or the Hoffman’s Mistake Cabela’s this Saturday for Gun Appreciation Day.

LC Old Dog

Member

January 17, 2013 00:04

irish19 @ #:
No offense irish19 but where the expletive deleted are those places?????? :em03:

LC Xystus

Member

January 17, 2013 00:58

Prosit Mischa!

Radical Redneck

Member

January 17, 2013 07:38

Your present is on the way, as soon as I bail her out of the halfway house. Are you up on yer shots?

Double yer pleasure! Double yer fun!

:em01:

irish19

Member

January 17, 2013 12:23

LC Old Dog @ #:
GAT is on Route 25 about a mile north of the troll way.
Cabela’s is about a half mile to a mile west of Route 59 on the frontage road on the north side of the same troll way.

HempRopeAndStreetlight

Member

January 17, 2013 13:48

Well happy birthday!

(Sucks that it had to be in such a rotten era…)

Emperor Misha I

Admin

January 17, 2013 16:33

Still waiting on that present, Crunch! Need a few coins to bail her ass out, do you? Let me know. Also, let her know that Her Imperial Wifeness is a remarkably good shot. To the rest of you slackers: Thanks! Another year older and grumpier than ever. That’s not a good combination. For anybody on the receiving end of my… Read more »

LC Old Dog

Member

January 17, 2013 21:36

More Cowbell! says:

Emperor Misha I @ #34:
Maybe YOU need the Grumpy Cat Gravatar.

More Cowbell! recently posted..1941 ~ Harry Nilsson

I dunno, how grumpier can you get than a pic of Darth Misha with Saber lit? :em05:

LC Gladiator

Member

January 18, 2013 13:13

Emperor Misha I says: Another year older and grumpier than ever. That’s not a good combination. For anybody on the receiving end of my grumpiness, that is, and I’m quite fine with that. Because who gives a shit? I’m thoroughly enjoying the spectacle of watching leftist morons running around painting big, bright red bulls eyes on their backs with their… Read more »

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