B5’s Digital Assassins Guild

Uncle Jimbo Needs You! Or us as the case may be. Over at Blackfive he’s putting together a Digital Assassins Guild, a collection of vicious fiskers etc. In his own words;

I have seen fit to authorize the raising of a Digital Assassins Guild for the purposes of furthering the art of the online beatdown, the vitriolic rant, the profanity-laced tirade and of course the viciously, scathing ad hominem attack. These vital forms of communication have come under fire by the civility hypocrites who project their own powerless rage and desire to flail out personally at those of us who chose to practice the fine art of digital devastation.

Damn, fuck me gently with a chainsaw if that don’t sound like  a certain crew I know.

So I make a call for nominations to DAG! These must include citation of qualifying works of Full Frontal Fisking, Expert use of the Clue Bat, Citations of Douchebaggery and Beclownment bestowed, Hypocrisy Hammering, Beatdowns for Ball-washing and other examples of the kind of the quality Digital Assassinry I believe the internets demand.I will answer the under overwhelming call and serve as Guild Master until fairly deposed.

So far the Rott has only one nomination. Only ONE! I think some pups need to head on over there (you should be reading B5 ever day anyway, it’s just that damned good.) and make damned good and sure that The Rott takes it’s rightful place among what I’m sure will be the new digital centurions of verbal ass-whoopins.

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LC Nicki the Resident Misanthropic Bitch
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Nomination seconded!!!

Sentry
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Sentry

All right, I’ll vote for you to do more work.

LC Ohio Right Wing Nut
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LC Ohio Right Wing Nut

Another nomination for the good people here at my home away from home :em03:

LC Cheapshot911, Dept. of Redneck Tech, Imperial Photographer, K.o.E.
Member

It’s like they just took the top page off’a the Emperor’s resume’.

Imperial Grammar Hun, G.L.O.R
Member

With all due respect to our Emperor (who is very good at fisking), NO ONE eviscerates with the precision. skill, and accuracy as does our own Princess N@.

LC Old Dog
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I got up a Third for the nomination! With an exception for DJ!!! :em01:

The Irish Dragon
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The Irish Dragon

I might be able to go nominate again! Vote early, vote often, isn’t that what they say?

Lady M-ITT™-Imperial Sniper G.L.O.R
Admin

I guess I need to get my claws back in shape. I’ve been burned out, bummed out and generally in a funk for too long. Got dust gathering on my Cluebat O Doom™. :em41:

LC SleepTech
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LC SleepTech

Have you not shown them some of my comments? They have drawn the ire of the Rotts even.

I push boundaries no one even wants to admit exists yet.

Are the little ones at DAG “really” ready for all out?

LC SleepTech
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LC SleepTech

If the “Digital Assassins” are going to be offended by every third word I type, then they are NOT assassins, Just Asses.