B5’s Digital Assassins Guild

Uncle Jimbo Needs You! Or us as the case may be. Over at Blackfive he’s putting together a Digital Assassins Guild, a collection of vicious fiskers etc. In his own words;

I have seen fit to authorize the raising of a Digital Assassins Guild for the purposes of furthering the art of the online beatdown, the vitriolic rant, the profanity-laced tirade and of course the viciously, scathing ad hominem attack. These vital forms of communication have come under fire by the civility hypocrites who project their own powerless rage and desire to flail out personally at those of us who chose to practice the fine art of digital devastation.

Damn, fuck me gently with a chainsaw if that don’t sound like  a certain crew I know.

So I make a call for nominations to DAG! These must include citation of qualifying works of Full Frontal Fisking, Expert use of the Clue Bat, Citations of Douchebaggery and Beclownment bestowed, Hypocrisy Hammering, Beatdowns for Ball-washing and other examples of the kind of the quality Digital Assassinry I believe the internets demand.I will answer the under overwhelming call and serve as Guild Master until fairly deposed.

So far the Rott has only one nomination. Only ONE! I think some pups need to head on over there (you should be reading B5 ever day anyway, it’s just that damned good.) and make damned good and sure that The Rott takes it’s rightful place among what I’m sure will be the new digital centurions of verbal ass-whoopins.