Or not, as the case might be. (h/t Larwyn’s Linx)
Chicago reached “a tragic number” today, according to Police Superintendent Garry McCarthy: Its homicide total for the year hit 500, the highest annual total since 2008.
How can that be? Not only are criminals not allowed to own guns in Chicago, nobody else is either. Clearly they’re making this up. How can anybody be killed when guns, through careful and thorough “reasonable gun legislation”, have been made to automagically disappear?
Largely contributing to the spike was the unusual number of homicides that occurred during the early part of the year, when the city experienced unseasonable warmth.
Oh, that’s it of course!
BAN THE SUN!!!!
In the first three months of the year, homicides ran about 60 percent ahead of the 2011 rate.
And BAN THE FIRST THREE MONTHS OF THE YEAR TOO!!!
There, that wasn’t so hard, was it?
Idiots.
Thatisall.
What’s different in Chicago since 2008?
I mean besides the leadership?
Ya think he might be letting this number run up because it suits his agenda?
Oh. And FOIST!!
I actually heard a certain anti-gun priest, on my trusty radio, say guns should be “titled” like automobiles. See how they operate? They equate autos with firearms in their justification of converting a Right into a privilege. Ya gotta hand it to these cretins: they never give up. I tried to call and ask if the priest believed our Rights… Read more »
There is so much irony that it kills me.
Why can’t we just ban Chicago?
I wrote about this last night. My opening went: Well, that bastion of good government and a disarmed public, Chicago, has had 500 people murdered this year. A fair number of these murders were with guns that aren’t legal in that city. Now, you may ask how this can be? How can so many people have been murdered with guns?… Read more »
Not so fast, there, yer Eminence! Around noon Friday, News Affairs released a statement to clarify that Chicago’s murder total remains at 499. A department spokesperson said a death from a few days ago was reclassified as a death investigation. It’s the Chicago Way. Now if we can just get the gangbangers to hold their fire for 48 hours… But… Read more »
OK, I did the math. 500 murders = 41.6 deaths/month. This breaks down to about 10/week. In an area with the kind of gun control that the hoplophobes want. Mind you, I don’t know what the breakdown is with the type of weapon used in the 500 murders, but it’s clearly time for us to wall that city off and… Read more »
LC Draco @ #:
If you ban Chicago, all those phantom voters will get registered here. Besides, the gang bangers doing this shit don’t matter because they Don’t vote.
OBAMACARE MIGRANE TREATMENT
Maybe Rahmbo needs to ask the bangers to keep their battles even farther off the streets. I guess the alleys don’t help the stats much.
Miss me yet? I kept shit like that under wraps.
– Tony Accardo
Obamacare Migrane Treatment
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SGIkQcKzrn0
(forgot the link!)
Spare Parts: Besides, the gang bangers doing this shit don’t matter because they Don’t vote. You ain’t from around here, are you son. The gangbangers are the foot soldiers for the aldermen. They are “The get out the vote” machine. If you want to run and the gang in your ward can get you 25,000 votes you are virtually assured… Read more »
LC Draco says:
Works for me.
LC Draco says:
There I fixed it for you
Fact: People with concealed carry permits are: • 5.7 times less likely to be arrested for violent offenses than the general public • 13.5 times less likely to be arrested for non-violent offenses than the general public Fact: In Texas, citizens with concealed carry permits are 14 times less likely to commit a crime. They are also five times less… Read more »
these creepy commies have been after our guns ever since kennedy was shot by a commie traitor that kennedy let back into our country with out any punishment and for his foolishness the commie murdered him.the national socislist’s policies cause these shootings which they use to attack the constition but what i don’t under stand is why don’t the republicans… Read more »
Yeah, Chicago is full of a buncha fuckin’ morons. What do ya expect? I’m going to post this again here in our top article. If anyone hasn’t seen this yet, definitely check it out, and I mean, DO IT! It’s making the rounds of some damned respectable sites. I’m REALLY tempted to call “bullshit” on this, but then I remember… Read more »
LC Ohio Right Wing Nut @ #:
Smart ass!!! =)
LC Ohio Right Wing Nut says:
Works for me, but add New York and Los Angeles too.
LC Gladiator @ #: LC Gladiator @ #: Yup, and that’s why WE ALL NEED TO have our liberals spayed or neutered!!! If we listen to what the liberals say, it’s NOT the criminals’ fault, it’s the guns’ fault. After all, criminals are just Victims of Society! Anyone who believes that shit is in dire need of a lobotomy with… Read more »
LC Draco says: Why can’t we just ban Chicago? LC Draco recently posted..Happy Holidays even better: nuke them from orbit. we get rid of a cancer in the heart of America, we significantly reduce corruption, we significant’y reduce the welfare rolls, we destroy their voting rolls, so they’ll have to work harder to get their dead voters to the now… Read more »