Depends on What You Mean by Failure

Depressing read of the day, in which LC & IB Mike starts counting the ways in which Øbamandias has “failed”.

He’s gotten the first big step towards government health care implemented, and the Republicans are either unwilling or incapable of doing anything at all about it. He’s institutionalized previously unimaginable levels of federal spending, and has the Republicans dithering ineffectually over whether to cut a hundredth of one percent out of it or hold the line at a Draconian tenth of one percent, having conceded without argument that any truly meaningful reduction in the size of the federal government, even back to its Leviathan 2008 status, is just out of the question.

He’s effectively destroyed the domestic oil industry, resulting in gas prices that are around four dollars a gallon and will most likely be approaching five by the end of the summer, just as he said he wanted back during his campaign. He’s running a large chunk of the domestic auto industry and influencing the business decisions of the rest of it through Zombie GM. He’s rewarded his friends on Wall Street and at GE while wrapping their competitors in reams of new red tape, playing the corporate-fascism card to advance his own nefarious agenda.

And it gets worse from there on out.

Again, saying that he has “failed” can only be true if you start from the assumption that he truly is what the pragmatist limp-dicks of the GOP call “a good man” who “loves this country” etc., blah, blather, blech, NONE OF WHICH IS IN EVIDENCE ANYWHERE WHATSOEVER.

If you start, instead, from the assumption that he is exactly what his actions, writings and past suggest that he is, namely a socialist tranzi hell-bent on destroying everything that this nation used to stand for, then his presidency has been a massive success so far.

If you haven’t already, then click on the link above and read Mike’s list. All of it.

He has been offered enormous amounts of aid and comfort from the Make Believe Media who have lied, obfuscated, spun and deflected to hide every single thing he’s actually done as well as a spineless GOP and a horde of nadless “conservative” pundits who fear being called “extreme” or “racist” much more than they give a shit about preserving a nation that used to be free, prosperous, strong and just, dickless suckweasels who beat the retreat at the slightest hint of being called mean names by a coordinated propaganda effort which will call them every bad name in the book regardless of what they do or say.

“Is it considered nobler to suffer in the mind the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune, or by opposing to end them?”

The “pragmatist” punditry seems to have found a third option to Hamlet’s conundrum: Run for the hills, pissing their pants while giving away the store to the barbarian hordes already inside the gate.

They and the flabby surrender monkeys who were elected on a clear mandate to put on the brakes, no mercy, no surrender, no compromise, and who are now busy forgetting every word they ever said on the campaign trail, just like every other RINO fucknozzle before them.

Stopping the insane, disastrous spending? Oh sure. They’re currently trying to make a deal with Satan the Democrat Socialists to cut $30 billion from the budget, which is not only a bloody joke compared to the $1.6 trillion dollar deficit in it, it’s also quite a bit less than the $100 billion they promised that they’d fight tooth and nail for.

Defunding ØgabeCare, something they actually CAN do since they hold control of the House? Off the table. Defunding the EPA to stop them from enforcing, illegally, a policy that would never get through Congress? Off the table.

Oh well, we guess we can talk about that later, but right now they’re doing diddly squat about it, and that just won’t do, particularly where ØgabeCare is concerned. You see, if that one is not killed, and killed dead right fucking NOW, it’ll be implemented in a couple of years and, as we all know, once a government boondoggle has been implemented, it is never EVER going to go away. Øgabe and the Democrat National Socialists know this and they’re busy running down the clock while the GOP “Tea Party” Freshmen are busy playing with their dicks, hiding under their couches from the horrid, deadly consequences of being the subject of a sneering editorial in the “Volkischer Beobachter” New York Times.

“Can’t we all just get along?”

No, we can’t. The time for “getting along” is long past, and the more the braindead cowards of the GOP try to “get along”, the closer we get to turning into Greece. And when that happens, “getting along” won’t even be in the dictionary anymore because, as scary and destructive as a bunch of Greek rabble armed with canes and loose bricks might be, we rather think that 80 million highly trained and well-armed Americans would be worse.

But should it come to that, and pray to G-d that the GOP discover their communal testicle before that, then we have a list of 535 names that should be the first to the wall, because it will be their responsibility first and foremost that it happened.

As a matter of fact, the ones on the list that count themselves as Republican should be the very first because you can’t really blame the Democrat Socialists for being what they are and acting as such.

Cowards and traitors, on the other hand…

Thatisall.

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Tallulah
Tallulah

A-MEN. Here’s some MATH for the idiots/ignoramuses. 1.6 trillion — $1,600,000,000,000.00 equals THIRTY Operation Iraqi Freedom — $54.4 billion in 2003. Thirty Iraq wars. Our current deficit equals THIRTY IRAQ WARS. Put that fucking meme out there, and hammer it into every concrete fucking skull you come across. For the ignorant, just ask them, “Do you realize that the deficit… Read more »

Tallulah
Tallulah

Here’s another meme. Ogabe Fuckface is standing on the garden hose, telling us to water the lawn. He needs to get the fuck OFF AMERICAN OIL PRODUCTION and STOP sending hundreds of millions of OUR MONEY to fucking BRAZIL to do THEIR OFFSHORE OIL DRILLING. That fucker sent $300 million of OUR money to fucking Brazil. Then went down their… Read more »

Tallulah
Tallulah

One more thought. Ace’s motto, that it’s time to roll up our sleeves and start slitting throats, is spot-on. We need to be exactly as ruthless and vicious as our enemies. People like DJ are “chaff,” the metallic scraps the fighter planes spew to distract incoming missiles. PAY NO ATTENTION to these distractions: they’re designed to make us turn to… Read more »

LC Xystus
LC Xystus

Always the sunny optimist our Emperor is… :em93:

lc purple raider
lc purple raider

Tallulah says:

George Leroy Tirebiter

“Georgie Tirebiter, just a student like you”

LC Gladiator
LC Gladiator

Tallulah says:

People like DJ are “chaff,” the metallic scraps the fighter planes spew to distract incoming missiles. PAY NO ATTENTION to these distractions: they’re designed to make us turn to defend ourselves against bullshit and lies, and they are a diversionary operation.

Truer words may never have been spoken.

Virago
Virago

I have believed for quite some time that O pResident evil is the Manchurian Candidate. And I’m not alone- To consider whether the red diaper term fits Barack Obama, we need to look at his mother, father, and grandfather, as well as the black writer Frank Marshall Davis, who became a mentor to the teenage Obama in the mid 1970s.… Read more »

More stuff to piss you off….
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfRpLFdq0YY

Virago
Virago

And there are those that even take it a step futher and believe that he is actually Frank Marshall Davis’s son…
http://www.reformation.org/frank-marshall-davis-obama.html

Virago
Virago

And his fellow traveler and sugar daddy George Soros has his agenda for America as well… George Soros Making a Move to Control Food and Grain Production Financier and progressive activist George Soros is formulating a move to control food and grain production by purchasing grain elevators in late March in several parts of the United States through his subsidiary… Read more »

Shaitana
Shaitana

The tax codes will never be fixed as long as there are politicians who can buy votes by manipulating it. And they have no interest in revising or changing it to be more ‘fair’ or otherwise except to make it easier to buy votes (be it from mom and pop or corporations). Thus the dream of Fair tax or flat… Read more »

Shaitana
Shaitana

Humans are what we are and basically we are FUCKED no matter who is in charge at this point because we just can’t seem to help ourselves.

LC Cheapshot911, Dept. of Redneck Tech, Imperial Photographer, K.o.E.
LC Cheapshot911, Dept. of Redneck Tech, Imperial Photographer, K.o.E.

B-O say’s there’ll be “No boots on the ground”

Is he really gonna make ’em go barefoot just so he can keep up his window dressing?
Maybe he’s got another designation now for the thangs troops put on their feet that were called boots when they were issued.
Wortspiele is certainly one of his main tactics. Honesty sure ain’t.

LC Gladiator
LC Gladiator

Tallulah says:

He needs to get the fuck OFF AMERICAN OIL PRODUCTION and STOP sending hundreds of millions of OUR MONEY to fucking BRAZIL to do THEIR OFFSHORE OIL DRILLING.

That fucker sent $300 million of OUR money to fucking Brazil

I believe it was $2 BILLION !!

lc purple raider
lc purple raider

Companies like GE, who, after record profits, paid zero taxes and even got a fucking tax return that by itself exceeds what the Republicans want to cut from the budget. For crying out loud!

Oh, you mean the company whose CEO is bestest buddies with Obama.

irish19
irish19

Response to lc purple raider @:
He’s so good with the help”. /channeling Firesign Theater (sp?).

LC Ogrrre - Imperial Heartless Bastard
LC Ogrrre - Imperial Heartless Bastard

My default setting is to say “NO” to any tax, but you make a point with companies like GE. … but paying their fair share is only right. NO NO NO, Gingis! THINK! Corporations NEVER, ever pay taxes … their customers do. Every time some marxist rectal orifice says that corporations need to pay their fair share, they are saying,… Read more »

Slightly to the right of Gingis Khan
Slightly to the right of Gingis Khan

Response to LC Ogrrre @: In theory I’m with ya. However right now I’m watching gas companies putting big wear on my states infrastructure and when the drilling is done they are gonna get out of this bed……. I don’t think it is unreasonable to expect some money on the nightstand. Call it a tax, call it a road bond,… Read more »

LC Cheapshot911, Dept. of Redneck Tech, Imperial Photographer, K.o.E.
LC Cheapshot911, Dept. of Redneck Tech, Imperial Photographer, K.o.E.

lc purple raider says:

George Leroy Tirebiter

“Georgie Tirebiter, just a student like you”

PORGY! Porgy Tirebiter,, :em69:
‘Great writing,,even by t’day’s measures,,
Imagine how much parking we could free up if we gave all of our czars a “Surprize Birthday Purge”

LC Spare Parts
LC Spare Parts

86 this green eye shade book keeping rubbish. What’s missing here is that most people have not been told that money was redefined with the advent of wire transfers. We all know it hasn’t been “real” since sandwich coins were first minted in 1965 and the price of silver plummeted as a result. Any banker will tell you that “money… Read more »

Tallulah
Tallulah

Response to Gladiator @:

You’re right — it’s TWO BILLION DOLLARS of OUR money to the FUCKING BRAZILIANS for DEEP WATER OIL DRILLING.

My error! Great jumping Jehosephat, this Hussein guy really sucks moose dick.

Tallulah
Tallulah

“Sure, Mister Presidint — how kin I git a job?!?”

I think we’re all bozos on this bus. Audio, not video, on this one, and it fits Poifectly today. :em03:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tkvZxYXHOgs

I particularly love all the inside computer jokes. One of my old boyfriends was a programmer, and every time he listened to this, he practically plotzed.

Elephant Man
Elephant Man

People like DJ are “chaff,” the metallic scraps the fighter planes spew to distract incoming missiles. PAY NO ATTENTION to these distractions: they’re designed to make us turn to defend ourselves against bullshit and lies, and they are a diversionary operation.

and all along I thought they were supposed to make us ‘think”…. :em01:

Elephant Man
Elephant Man

I know a lot of you are more picture-orientated, TRANSLATION: I know a lot of you are semi-sentient, knuckle dragging neanderthals who refuse to show proper deference to my “liberal minded, superior intellect”, so here are some very informative graphs to illustrate what is really going on, without all of the hype and despair being fed to you by the… Read more »

LC Panzermann
LC Panzermann

LC Ogrrre says: NO NO NO, Gingis! THINK! Corporations NEVER, ever pay taxes … their customers do. Thanks mate. I was already mentally preparing to dispell that misconception with a comment of my own. Slightly to the right of Gingis Khan says: Response to LC Ogrrre @: In theory I’m with ya. However right now I’m watching gas companies putting… Read more »

LC Gladiator
LC Gladiator

42% approve of him while 47% pay no Federal Income Tax. That means he’s buying the vote of 5% of the population and they still don’t like him. Amazing. Without the 92% of fellow africans that follow this fool we’d have some real numbers. I’m convinced that the africans in this country would vote for him as they starved to… Read more »

YGBSM
YGBSM

Tallulah says: People like DJ are “chaff,” the metallic scraps the fighter planes spew to distract incoming missiles. PAY NO ATTENTION to these distractions: they’re designed to make us turn to defend ourselves against bullshit and lies, and they are a diversionary operation. Years back, radar and missiles were led astray by chaff. Conservatives, by the mainstream media. But nowadays,… Read more »

Jaybear, Colonel of Imperial Ancient Artillery
Jaybear, Colonel of Imperial Ancient Artillery

what would call president obama if he lost his voice…….

A

Horse pussy

couldn’t resist

Elephant Man
Elephant Man

Good gawd, that has GOT to be THE most idiotic thing I have read all day — and that is setting a fairly high bar. And I thought the link you provided was going to produce an anthology of all your previous political comments over the past few years…… Moving on: Here’s a link to an interesting piece that might… Read more »

LC Gladiator
LC Gladiator

So lemme get it straight : A pastor in FL says that koran is a step by step instruction manual for killing in the name of islam, so he will burn it to protest its ghoulish message. Muslims don’t agree with that and tell us that islam is a religion of peace. When he does burn a bunch of papers… Read more »

Cricket
Cricket

Oh puhleeze. Tell me DJ didn’t fall for that ‘what about the deficits of times past’ meme. Otay, Deej, let’s go there. Who has controlled either the White House or both the Senate and the Congress for the past eighty years. Could it be….DEMOCRATS? (I really wish I had that Church Lady ‘Satan’ soundbite, but hey. Imagine it, okay?) Which… Read more »

Cricket
Cricket

@ Tallulah: You ROCK!

Cricket
Cricket

No, the simplest way to reduce the deficity is NOT to tax, but to REDUCE SPENDING, and to eliminate programs. We.do.not.have.the.money. Just recently, didn’t you have a bout of unemployment? So…what was the first thing you did? Reduce spending?

LC Sir Clambake, Imperial Black Ops Technician, K.o.E.
LC Sir Clambake, Imperial Black Ops Technician, K.o.E.

Cricket says:

No, the simplest way to reduce the deficity is NOT to tax, but to REDUCE SPENDING, and to eliminate programs. We.do.not.have.the.money. Just recently, didn’t you have a bout of unemployment? So…what was the first thing you did? Reduce spending?

TADAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!

Cricket
Cricket

LCfxpcpa, You ignorant slut. You are such a tease. You know the government does not have a fiduciary responsibility to the taxpayers. That would involve adult behavior and saying ‘no’ to welfare spending. You also know that in order to crack down on abuse of public funds you have to throw more money at it by increasing regulation. Government, when… Read more »

LC FX Phillips
LC FX Phillips

Response to Cricket @: A slut? Maybe. Ignorant? Never. Quite frankly I’m not even as optimistic to the assertion that we are being systematically enslaved by an ever more brazen ruling class. Slavery implies at least some humanity. We are beasts of burden to them. When they want more they just whip us until we drop and then take another… Read more »

LC Gunsniper
LC Gunsniper

Congratulation America! You are now the global leader in corporate taxation.

Elephant Man
Elephant Man

What is your defense of O’useless for that? I’ll try and field that question! (Puts on tinfoil beanie with Obama 08 sticker on it) It all boils down to this: Republicans/Conservatives spend taxpayer money to enrich the global corporate oligarchy and their own bank accounts while plundering and raping the planet and that’s BAD. Democrats/Liberals spend taxpayer money to enrich… Read more »

Cricket
Cricket

butbutbutbut how do limousine liberals get rich? Isn’t it off passing legislation that lines their pockets and denies us choice a form of being small-minded, greedy and evil?

Ensmarten me, please.

Elephant Man
Elephant Man

Response to Cricket @: (puts on tinfoil beanie) The thing is, it doesn’t matter HOW limousine liberals got rich. What matters is that they feel GUILTY for being rich. Remember, one of the basic tenets of moonbatology is guilt. As long as you feel guilt and have good intentions, you will never be held responsible for any bad results of… Read more »