Could Weepy Boner Be On His Way Out?

His Imperial Majesty very much doubts it, no matter how rampant the speculation is after his latest attempt to give Ogabe a bit of what he wants instead of the full 100% failed miserably.

We’re quite relieved, actually, because if he hadn’t failed, we would have heard no end of the orange freak’s claims that he’d won a great victory for conservatism by, once again, refusing to stand on the principles for which it stands. Just as with the debt ceiling surrender, it would be yet another re-run of the old “no, not this one, the next time we’ll stand firm because that’s the important battle!”

We mean, seriously, no matter what you think about “Plan B”, a “leader” who can’t stand up to a preening narcissistic fool with no accomplishments at all in his entire existence isn’t really much of a leader at all, is he?

The time for compromise is long over. It was never here to begin with. In fact, caving on principle time and time again, and that goes back to way before Weepy Boner, it would be unfair to settle him with all of the blame, is exactly why we’re here to begin with. Time and time again it was always the same old tired song from the Cheese-Eating Surrender Monkeys of the GOP: “Give in to the Democrat Socialists on principle A in return for future unspecified gains on principle B.”

And every single time the outcome was the same, as anybody who has ever spent more than three seconds studying socialists and assorted other totalitarians will know, the gains never occurred.

Good men have fallen for it too. Reagan swallowed it hook, line and sinker when he agreed to amnesty in return for promises that improved immigration control and border security would follow. Which they never did. Or how about the withdrawal from Vietnam in return for promises from the same Democrat Socialists that they would forever support our allies’ struggle to defend themselves? How did that work out for the Vietnamese? No sooner had the last GI left the country than the Democrat Socialists handed over our erstwhile ally to the systematic genocide, rape and oppression typical of their ideological brethren.

Socialists lie. It is what they are, it’s what they do. If you trust a socialist in anything at all, you deserve the knife in your back because of your rampant idiocy. It’s not like you don’t have a full century of data proving the point, so don’t come acting all surprised and hurt when the pain between your ribs turns out to come from a knife inserted between them.

And that’s why “Plan B” was yet another stupid idea from the ever-compromising Weepy Boners of the world, no matter how much they preach about their “half a loaf” being better than none. Because we’d never, EVER get that half a loaf. When was the last time that the Democrat Socialists came through on their promises of future spending cuts? Try “never”, we’ll save you some time that way. But they would, under Weepy Boner’s “Plan B”, get their tax hikes which would hurt the economy. And guess who’d be blamed for that? The tax hikes? Ha! It would be those spending cuts that never materialized or the tax hikes not being large enough because the Democrat Socialists magnanimously “compromised.” In return, the GOP would have caved on their alleged principle of not hiking taxes and we would never hear the end of it in future negotiations. “What do you mean conservatives never want to hike taxes? They did so in [insert year here].”

And thus the GOP would be left, as they are today, as the party without principles. And seriously, who the fuck would ever want to vote for that?

You do not negotiate with socialists, anymore than you negotiate with terrorists, because they are fundamentally the same. Both could care less about the means they employ to attain their disgusting ends, which is total and utter control of everything.

That is why, when the socialists today dance in the blood of murdered children to further wrest liberty from the hands of the American people, they don’t even see that they’re doing anything wrong. Because that is who they are, that is what they DO.

It’s about time that we got some leaders on our side that understood that simple truth, but we’re not exactly hopeful that it’s going to happen while we still suck air.

You can’t fight a rabid dog if the only tool you have is a handful of milk bones. It will eat the milk bones and then rip your throat out. And no amount of wailing about your good intentions and genteel ways in “fighting” it will bring you back from the dead.

We’re not going to insult everybody’s intelligence by forecasting a decisive victory if we, at long last, choose to at least have the courage of our own convictions and actually stand for them for a change, but we can guarantee that defeat, should we meet with it, will be a great deal more bitter tasting if we got there by caving in all the way.

Better to die for something than to live for nothing.



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    angrywebmaster growls and barks:

    I think if he isn’t on his way out, he might just get the scare of his life when they move to elect the Speaker next year. He has pissed off a lot of members with his cowardice and incompetence. A lot of people are hoping that the Conservative wing, (In other words, the principled wing), put someone else up in opposition.

    Allen West is one name mentioned. :em01:

    Oh yes, the Speaker of the House does NOT need to be a member of the House of Representatives, so yes, they could theoretically make West the new Speaker.

    Or, the Tea Party Repubs could abstain and that might allow the Dems to put Pelosi back in. That would be for about a week though. She wouldn’t have to to measure for new drapes before the Republicans got someone else and voted her right back out.

    Yes, I WANT a floor fight and I want the beer and popcorn concession too. :em05:

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    HempRopeAndStreetlight growls and barks:

    Damn near anything is better than Ol’ Yellowstain. The worthless RINO mush-heap is the oblong-skulled, helmet-clad poster-child for every single thing wrong with the modern Republican party.

    I do not relish having that useless sack of doorknobs in charge with the upcoming battle over guns. All evil Marxist shit-piles like King Barry Hussein need to destroy nations is incompetent bumbling appeasers that sabotage the opposition from within.

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    ALConfederate growls and barks:

    I’m not sure I want Ryan in there. Wasn’t he pushing for “Plan B” just as hard as any of the House Chamberlain crowd?

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    rickn8or growls and barks:

    Øbama doesn’t NEED to compromise; all he has to do is run out the clock. Come January 01, he gets his tax increase for EVERYONE and a massive cut in Defense spending AND being able to blame “those stubborn Republicans” for doing it.

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    rickn8or growls and barks:

    Oh. And Boner’s gotta go.

    Allen West would be my choice too.

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    LC Light29ID growls and barks:

    rickn8or @ #:

    That was the goal all along but deBoner couldn’t get it through his thick skull and I still don’t think he gets it. deBoner thinks he’s dealing with an honest opposition with integrity. Here’s some 411 for you deBoner, they’d just as soon feed you and the rest of the House Republicans into a wood chipper that have to deal with your stupid asses. Your going to get the blame anyway for anything you do so why not trying to, as our Emperor says, die for something? Your already set up for the deaths of 20 children ,what are you going to do? Cave? Do that and you can all kiss your political asses goodbye, you won’t even get through your term because your constituents will be screaming for your resignations…if not your heads.

    Don’t believe me then look at this headline from Drudge:

    OBAMA TO BOEHNER: ‘You get nothing. I get that for free’…

    Threatens Speaker; I’ll use inaugural address, State of the Union speech to tell nation Republicans at fault…

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    LC Getalis, Imperial Czar of Pharmacology growls and barks:

    LC Light29ID says:

    Threatens Speaker; I’ll use inaugural address, State of the Union speech to tell nation Republicans at fault…

    “You do that, you arrogant little shitstain, and be prepared for a resounding “YOU LIE” chorus from the House Majority.”

    -Alternate Universe, wherein the Speaker has a pair. :em08:

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    LC Xystus growls and barks:

    Both could care less about the means they employ to attain their disgusting ends

    Presumably His Polemical Potency means “couldn’t care less.”

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    readerjp growls and barks:

    I’ve read several articles that suggested the Republicans should vote “Present” on all economic issues and then, when it all goes down the toilet, MAKE the Democrats OWN the economy.

    And that will hold true for Defense cuts, if (or should I say “when?”) there is another terrorist attack.

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    LC_Salgak growls and barks:

    LC Getalis, Imperial Czar of Pharmacology says:

    LC Light29ID says:
    Threatens Speaker; I’ll use inaugural address, State of the Union speech to tell nation Republicans at fault…
    “You do that, you arrogant little shitstain, and be prepared for a resounding “YOU LIE” chorus from the House Majority.”
    -Alternate Universe, wherein the Speaker has a pair.

    In an even MORE evil alternate universe, the entire Republican Delegations of the House and Senate will, as one, turn their backs on Emperor Bathhouse, and on a count of three, drop trou and moon him. . .

    You want lese majesty ?? We can deliver. . .

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    watchyerlane growls and barks:

    The fact is, there really isn’t anyone in the Republican delegation who has the stones to stand up to Ear Leader. We don’t have a true TEA Party individual in the House who has enough juice to carry the fight. Alan West could have but weepy boner cast him aside and the Dems showed their true colors on racism by allowing a rich white guy to take his seat.
    If enough conservatives in the House stand up to this Usurper In Chief, Weepy Boner can take it up the keyster all he wants but he will have zero manuevering room.
    People are talking about Ryan for Speaker but I don’t know….

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    LC HJ Caveman82952 growls and barks:

    A resolution, Sire? I’m not expecting one, obama wants what he wants, and blaming republicans won’t cut it in the minds of many. I’m just waiting to see how he tries to protect his demorat supporters through what will be coming. I got one piece of news for him though….this country will not be rebuilt in his image………just batten down the hatches folks, as best you can..nw when is precious unions are destroyed by layoffs and corporate bankruptcies…..

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    Godismyjudge growls and barks:

    Have any of you tried contacting your rep about opposing Boehner?

    I got no where with mine. In fact, he blamed Reid for this mess and actually told me that Boehner has “exceeded” his expectations :em03: :

    “Dear Sir,

    Thank you for contacting me regarding the upcoming election of the Speaker of the House in the 113th Congress. It is good to hear from you.

    Currently, no one has indicated their intention to run against Speaker John Boehner in the 113th Congress. It is a hard job and candidly, the Speaker exceeded my expectations. That said, you and I share many of the same values and I will be working to hold the Speaker to those values in our negotiations with the President. Finally, the Speaker cannot be faulted for the failure of the Senate to move on legislation passed in the House.

    Thank you again for contacting me. Please do not hesitate to call on me if I may be of assistance in the future.

    Rob Woodall

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    HempRopeAndStreetlight growls and barks:

    Must be some pretty damn low expectations.

    Then again… when has the party of stupid NOT failed to fumble the ball on the 1 yard line, on a second down, trailing by 4 points with 30 seconds left on the clock?

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    LC Gladiator growls and barks:


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    Special Ed growls and barks:

    IMHO, the House should pass a bill mandating across-the-board tax cuts. Not just the extension of the current rates, but an actual 2%+ tax cut. Income, capital gains, everything. Let the media spin that.

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    LC LOBO growls and barks:

    HempRopeAndStreetlight says:

    Must be some pretty damn low expectations.

    Then again… when has the party of stupid NOT failed to fumble the ball on the 1 yard line, on a second down, trailing by 4 points with 30 seconds left on the clock?


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    Fa Cube Itches growls and barks:

    HempRopeAndStreetlight @ #:

    Damn near anything is better than Ol’ Yellowstain.

    I’m tanned, rested, and ready, baby.
    – Lincoln Chafee

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    Fa Cube Itches growls and barks:

    ALConfederate @ #:

    I’m not sure I want Ryan in there. Wasn’t he pushing for “Plan B” just as hard as any of the House Chamberlain crowd?

    He’s also a big believer in the whole “We can save Medicare” bit, too.

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    LC Proud Infidel growls and barks:

    “Weepy” Boehner, naaaah, :em04: I prefer “BLUBBERING” Boehner!! :em07:
    He races to kiss up to B. Hussein Øbama & Co. like a welfare flunkie runs to the mailbox at the first of the month!!

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    LCBrendan growls and barks:

    We can only hope.

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    bruce growls and barks:

    lincoln chafee,aka the missing linck,got elected by the ri commies and like all of our reps is a traitor.we have 20% unemployment but they blather about failed gun control and red herrings.maine has 30%unemployment yet all our reps can talk about is destroying our constitution as if that would solve all the problems that that democratic socialists caused.when i went to school the teachers were armed and the crazies were locked up.then came the communist teachers union ended the armed teachers which brought us school the was ted kennedy and the aclu who closed the mental hospitals then dumped the crazies on us which they call main streaming.the socialist knew that this would happen and they would use crazy killers to attack the constitution because these people are on the side of stalin,hitler,moa and not washington’s side.when they take your fire arms you are a serf and not a citizen so don’t let any one take your guns.

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    LC Gladiator growls and barks:

    Donald Trump on Monday slammed the state of fiscal cliff talks in Washington, but added that Republicans have a “nuclear option” in the form of debt ceiling negotiations going forward.

    “The whole thing, the whole charade going on in Washington is politically irresponsible, what’s going on is unbelievable,” said Trump on Fox News’s “Fox and Friends.” “That a deal can’t be made with these people sitting around for years talking about, we’re not talking about over the last week, we’re talking about for years they’ve been talking about the subject, they still can’t make a deal, what it shows is no leadership in Washington, we have no leadership, and it’s totally irresponsible for this country.”

    The real estate mogul said he refers to the looming fiscal cliff as a “curb” because, he said, a deal of some sort will ultimately be hammered out. The Republicans, he added, should push for a “big deal” because they have leverage, in the form of the upcoming debt ceiling debate.

    “Look, the Republicans are sitting there with a nuclear weapon, so to speak,” Trump said. “They have the debt ceiling coming up. They can use that as part of negotiations, and they should.”

    He added that another debt ceiling battle could “be devastating for Democrats if Republicans want to play that card. Republicans have tremendous chips on their side…they should use the debt ceiling to make a great deal.”

    Trump also jabbed lawmakers for leaving Washington in the middle of the fiscal cliff fight.

    “It sends a very bad signal, you see the president playing golf, lots of other people doing other nice things…but in the meantime, the country is in limbo,” he said. “You’re looking at what’s going on and you see the lack of cohesion in Washington, probably, maybe in history it’s never been anything like it.”

    Read more:

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    Godismyjudge growls and barks:

    LC Gladiator @ #:

    Read through the comments on this article over at Politico and you’ll see a wide variety of uninformed, brainless opinions that Trump doesn’t know what he’s talking about. He’s a “birther” you see. He’s declared bankruptcy before so he doesn’t know anything about what he’s saying. He’s a Tea Partier. Etc.

    The reason our politicians are so useless is that there are a lot of fellow citizens who vote who are even more useless.