Get Well, Hillary

We realize that Hillary Clinton won’t be testifying today because she had one too many and fell off her broom.

According to her “doctors”, that is.

She’s allegedly going to testify some time in January when things have died down, er, she’s gotten better, at which point it will be largely irrelevant since half a shit load of minor functionaries have already fallen on their swords to protect her.

Aren’t we lucky to have The Most Transparent Administration Ever™?


(You can keep up on the stonewalling on Benghazi on this excellent website, if you’re so inclined, which we know that you are).


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    LC Ogrrre growls and barks:

    Eat shit and die, Hillary. And, while you are at it, take the second first black president with you.

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    single stack growls and barks:

    LC Ogrrre @ #: 2

    I was thinking more along the lines of

    Die in a fire bitch, and take both first black presidents with you.

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    LC SecondMouse growls and barks:

    I fear the future holds some nasty surprises for us as long as this administration continues to enjoy the blind, masochistic loyalty of the army of presstitutes in Obama’s fifth column. We would be far better off if we subcontracted the executive branch to Canada for the next four years. Or, for that matter, virtually any other nation where they have running water and don’t fire AKs in the air on national holidays.

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    Igor, Imperial Booby growls and barks:

    SeecondMouse, Lower Slobbovia comes to mind…

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    LC Gladiator growls and barks:

    HILLARY WILL NOT BE AT THE HEARINGS, TODAY and that did not need to be the case. The GOP, despite having started to find its voice in some circles, allowed Clinton to avoid the day she fears: saying what she knows. This is not acceptable. Each day that goes by Hillary works with lawyers and advisers to sharpen her story so while it may be unconvincing, no one will be able to nail her on the legal points necessary to hold her and Obama accountable. This is dumb and timid by the GOP: Hillary could have been subpoenaed to testify via teleconferencing at home and then called in later for more. Instead, the GOP wrings its anxious hands and makes hollow threats of terrible things that may happen some day down the road.

    The GOP House needs to get rid of “Sniffles” Boehner, the incomprehensibly and pathetically weak, weeping leader, who has shown zero – zero, none – leadership on the Benghazi outrage and cover-up and move ahead in a workmanlike manner on Benghazi. While many good GOP reps demand subpoenas, Boehner is clearly blocking such action and must be thrown out ASAP. Those 16 House members must abstain from voting and deny Boehner from resuming this continued nightmare scenario.

    This is what the situation amounts to: It’s now all or nothing at all. We’re at that point and no amount of self-assurance will change that fact. We can either follow through, discover the secret horror that Clinton and Obama fear and impeach and remove Obama and to hell with the media cries of terror and restore this country onto a sensible trajectory, or we can allow one man – one man, the crying, incompetent Speaker Boehner – to block action Reid and Pelosi would take in a heartbeat if the roles were reversed and by allowing Boehner to block such action, allow Obama to destroy America. For all we know Boehner is corrupt and took a deal under the table from Obama. His actions are unacceptable, and so Boehner needs to go, immediately.

    The House needs to politically rise up against Obama and Boehner, throw Boehner out and handle the political opposition – Obama and the democrats – the way the opposition has handled the GOP in the past; show no mercy, play the heartstrings for the dead for public consumption and see justice done and stop Obama’s mad agenda in its tracks. This will be our last chance, and moving slow and carefully is the OPPOSITE of what we want to do, because time is desperately against us.

    Read more at Benghazi-truth@blogspot

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    LC Jackboot IC/A growls and barks:

    and John Fucking Reporting For Duty Kerry as a replacement, is just ducky, eh? A lying asshole replacing a snatch-flap bitch is just the speed for Teh MisAdministration.

    Meanwhile Boehner takes it up the ASS !!! Hoooo-Ahhh !!!

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    HempRopeAndStreetlight growls and barks:

    How do you know she won’t have been hung for treason by 2017?

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    LC MuscleDaddy growls and barks:

    Well, it’s a testament to her reflexes…

    … that she’s better at catching herself from a “fall” than Vince Foster was.

    – MD

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    HempRopeAndStreetlight growls and barks:

    Because you can’t name the LAST one who was hung for treason.

    Post us up your address, let’s see if we can get somebody to change that.

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    LC_Salgak growls and barks:

    Ah yes. . . . an older woman, “dizzy” because of “dehydration”, trips, falls, and gets a “concussion”

    Generally, when someone is dehydrated and concussed, they are ALSO admitted to the hospital, or at least to an ER for evaluation and monitoring.

    Thing is, I can’t seem to find any records of Her Cankleness visiting the hospital or ER.

    What will be the excuse next time, the dog ate the State Department ???

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    Darth Venomous growls and barks:

    You were expecting someone to give you that information?

    Yeah, Deej – as a matter of fact, we were. Your homies in the Lame Stream Media&#153 are usually all over shit like that. Especially when it comes to The Smartest Woman In The World&#153. Shouted from the rooftops ‘n all that.

    But for some strange reason, this time – not so much.

    Things that make you go “hmmmmm”… :em03:

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    HempRopeAndStreetlight growls and barks:

    Imperial Majesty sir, I just looked over the “roster” and realized I have been in error. I apologize for making a stink with your staff. Let’s say I understand the phrase “respect the rank, not the man” quite well, and it is a truism that I shall remember – with clenched teeth – in the future. I am sorry for taking a dump in your litter box, and out of respect for what you have here, I shall avoid starting further dust-ups with individuals integral to the maintenance and operation of the Death Star.

    /drops and gives his majesty 50

    (Boy… That was easier 30 years go..)

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    Emperor Misha I growls and barks:

    HempRopeAndStreetlight says:

    Imperial Majesty sir, I just looked over the “roster” and realized I have been in error. I apologize for making a stink with your staff. Let’s say I understand the phrase “respect the rank, not the man” quite well, and it is a truism that I shall remember – with clenched teeth – in the future. I am sorry for taking a dump in your litter box, and out of respect for what you have here, I shall avoid starting further dust-ups with individuals integral to the maintenance and operation of the Death Star.

    Erm, appreciated, I’m sure.

    Now, a couple of things 🙂 :

    1) Most importantly, making a stink is pretty much what we’re all about here, so there’s absolutely no need to apologize for that. And that includes the Imperial Staff most emphatically. The Staff has been carefully hand-selected for their ability to take a licking and keep on ticking, and the first sign that one of us was about to develop a case of thin skin would result in a vacation of indefinite duration. Yes, that includes myself. With the amount of shit that I’m willing and able to dish out, it only stands to reason that I shouldn’t take offense at having a bucket of it thrown back at me. Which has happened in the past when I spoke out my arse. I’ve even had occasion to learn to admire the skill of some of the shit throwers 🙂

    2) As to this particular incident of which I was utterly unaware until just now, the only thing I’d mention is that we do try not to get personal around here and generally frown upon it. It’s one thing to unload four pages of colorful, vicious invective in somebody’s general direction, quite another to insinuate a willingness to come to their home and fuck them up quite literally. Now, in all honesty, but anybody feel free to correct me if I’m wrong, I don’t see that your particular “infraction” against that rule was anywhere near what we’ve seen in the past and I’m not even sure that it was at all seriously meant but, just for future reference, if there is something that just might cause bad blood, it would be references to physical, literal, real life responses.

    Carry on, and thanks 🙂

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    Darth Venomous growls and barks:

    I have homies? The mother fuckers are never around when you need them.

    Given what I could’ve called them, I think you’d prefer “homies”.

    According to the news sources,

    That’s not the point. The point is we haven’t been saturated with info on an actual malfunctioning member of our alleged government, from a media that breathlessly reports on what the First Wookiee had for a mid-morning snack.

    It’s an extremely convenient concussion – if it were bona fide, we’d be hearing damned near hourly reports from a media that supposedly worships ol’ Duchess Hilarious.

    (BTW, DV, I will have the new updates for this site done right after Christmas. They will need to be installed soon, due to a potential security issue with the current version of WP installed here.)

    Ah, WordPress. The Firefox of blogging software (i.e, they can’t leave damned well enough alone)…

    Okay, just lemme know.


    Imperial Majesty sir, I just looked over the “roster” and realized I have been in error. I apologize for making a stink with your staff.

    Oh, hell, Hemp, knock yerself out. He expects it by now. :em05:

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    Darth Venomous growls and barks:

    Sheese. I’ve thought she was brain dead for the past couple of years. How the hell could they tell she had a concussion?

    Can’t argue that. Who knows – the fall may have done her some good. :em05:

    But seriously, the woman is STILL going to testify. It didn’t happen when they originally scheduled her to, but then, who cares? Unless she dies in the next week or two, she will still end up testifying. Besides, what the hell do you expect her to say that is going to be so earth-shattering? Whatever she says in a week or two will still be what she would have said the other day.

    For some reason, I’m seeing recollections of the same (or very, very similar) things being said about the Whitewater/Rose Law Firm hearings. I can see a lot of “I don’t remember” and “I don’t recall” during the hearings. And how plausible is it that all that can now be explained away by a “concussion”?

    And how likely do you think it is now that any thinking Republican conservative is going to believe her on those now?

    I could see your concern if her concussion had stopped her from testifying altogether, but that isn’t the case.

    Again, molehill pretending it is a mountain.

    I will happily concede the point…if, when, but not until she actually testifies.

    Until then, it’s a stalling tactic at best, and an outright stonewall at worst. Given what we know about the transparency of Al-Obambi to this point, that’s looking like Mt. Fucking Everest Right About Now&#153.

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    Darth Venomous growls and barks:

    Oh, and I am pretty much through with FireFart. It has more bugs than a No-Tell Motel. Flash crashes routinely, and it has gotten more top heavy than Internet Exploder.

    Well, just wait two weeks. They’ll come out with a COMPLETELY NEW VERSION which should fix it. (Rinse, lather, repeat.) (/sarc)

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    LC LOBO growls and barks:

    Darth Venomous @ #:
    Much like Shitwave, I mean Crashwave, err, whatever the fuck they call that shit.

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    LC Gladiator growls and barks:

    TWO WEEKS later and Hillary is still MIA.