Get Well, Hillary

We realize that Hillary Clinton won’t be testifying today because she had one too many and fell off her broom.

According to her “doctors”, that is.

She’s allegedly going to testify some time in January when things have died down, er, she’s gotten better, at which point it will be largely irrelevant since half a shit load of minor functionaries have already fallen on their swords to protect her.

Aren’t we lucky to have The Most Transparent Administration Ever™?

Thatisall.

(You can keep up on the stonewalling on Benghazi on this excellent website, if you’re so inclined, which we know that you are).

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LC Sir Clambake, Imperial Black Ops Technician, K.o.E.
LC Sir Clambake, Imperial Black Ops Technician, K.o.E.

My, how convenient, eh?

LC Ogrrre - Imperial Heartless Bastard
LC Ogrrre - Imperial Heartless Bastard

Eat shit and die, Hillary. And, while you are at it, take the second first black president with you.

single stack
single stack

LC Ogrrre @ #: 2

I was thinking more along the lines of

Die in a fire bitch, and take both first black presidents with you.

LC SecondMouse
LC SecondMouse

I fear the future holds some nasty surprises for us as long as this administration continues to enjoy the blind, masochistic loyalty of the army of presstitutes in Obama’s fifth column. We would be far better off if we subcontracted the executive branch to Canada for the next four years. Or, for that matter, virtually any other nation where they… Read more »

Igor, Imperial Booby
Igor, Imperial Booby

SeecondMouse, Lower Slobbovia comes to mind…
:em05:

LC Gladiator
LC Gladiator

HILLARY WILL NOT BE AT THE HEARINGS, TODAY and that did not need to be the case. The GOP, despite having started to find its voice in some circles, allowed Clinton to avoid the day she fears: saying what she knows. This is not acceptable. Each day that goes by Hillary works with lawyers and advisers to sharpen her story… Read more »

LC Jackboot IC/A
LC Jackboot IC/A

and John Fucking Reporting For Duty Kerry as a replacement, is just ducky, eh? A lying asshole replacing a snatch-flap bitch is just the speed for Teh MisAdministration.

Meanwhile Boehner takes it up the ASS !!! Hoooo-Ahhh !!!

HempRopeAndStreetlight
HempRopeAndStreetlight

How do you know she won’t have been hung for treason by 2017?

LC MuscleDaddy
LC MuscleDaddy

Well, it’s a testament to her reflexes…

… that she’s better at catching herself from a “fall” than Vince Foster was.

– MD

HempRopeAndStreetlight
HempRopeAndStreetlight

Because you can’t name the LAST one who was hung for treason.

Post us up your address, let’s see if we can get somebody to change that.

LC_Salgak
LC_Salgak

Ah yes. . . . an older woman, “dizzy” because of “dehydration”, trips, falls, and gets a “concussion” Generally, when someone is dehydrated and concussed, they are ALSO admitted to the hospital, or at least to an ER for evaluation and monitoring. Thing is, I can’t seem to find any records of Her Cankleness visiting the hospital or ER. What… Read more »

Darth Venomous
Darth Venomous

You were expecting someone to give you that information? Yeah, Deej – as a matter of fact, we were. Your homies in the Lame Stream Media&#153 are usually all over shit like that. Especially when it comes to The Smartest Woman In The World&#153. Shouted from the rooftops ‘n all that. But for some strange reason, this time – not… Read more »

HempRopeAndStreetlight
HempRopeAndStreetlight

Imperial Majesty sir, I just looked over the “roster” and realized I have been in error. I apologize for making a stink with your staff. Let’s say I understand the phrase “respect the rank, not the man” quite well, and it is a truism that I shall remember – with clenched teeth – in the future. I am sorry for… Read more »

Darth Venomous
Darth Venomous

I have homies? The mother fuckers are never around when you need them. Given what I could’ve called them, I think you’d prefer “homies”. According to the news sources, That’s not the point. The point is we haven’t been saturated with info on an actual malfunctioning member of our alleged government, from a media that breathlessly reports on what the… Read more »

Darth Venomous
Darth Venomous

Sheese. I’ve thought she was brain dead for the past couple of years. How the hell could they tell she had a concussion? Can’t argue that. Who knows – the fall may have done her some good. But seriously, the woman is STILL going to testify. It didn’t happen when they originally scheduled her to, but then, who cares? Unless… Read more »

Darth Venomous
Darth Venomous

Oh, and I am pretty much through with FireFart. It has more bugs than a No-Tell Motel. Flash crashes routinely, and it has gotten more top heavy than Internet Exploder.

Well, just wait two weeks. They’ll come out with a COMPLETELY NEW VERSION which should fix it. (Rinse, lather, repeat.) (/sarc)

LC LOBO
LC LOBO

Darth Venomous @ #:
Much like Shitwave, I mean Crashwave, err, whatever the fuck they call that shit.

LC Gladiator
LC Gladiator

TWO WEEKS later and Hillary is still MIA.