We realize that Hillary Clinton won’t be testifying today because she had one too many and fell off her broom.
According to her “doctors”, that is.
She’s allegedly going to testify some time in January when things have died down, er, she’s gotten better, at which point it will be largely irrelevant since half a shit load of minor functionaries have already fallen on their swords to protect her.
Aren’t we lucky to have The Most Transparent Administration Ever™?
Thatisall.
(You can keep up on the stonewalling on Benghazi on this excellent website, if you’re so inclined, which we know that you are).
My, how convenient, eh?
Eat shit and die, Hillary. And, while you are at it, take the second first black president with you.
LC Ogrrre @ #: 2
I was thinking more along the lines of
Die in a fire bitch, and take both first black presidents with you.
I fear the future holds some nasty surprises for us as long as this administration continues to enjoy the blind, masochistic loyalty of the army of presstitutes in Obama’s fifth column. We would be far better off if we subcontracted the executive branch to Canada for the next four years. Or, for that matter, virtually any other nation where they… Read more »
SeecondMouse, Lower Slobbovia comes to mind…
HILLARY WILL NOT BE AT THE HEARINGS, TODAY and that did not need to be the case. The GOP, despite having started to find its voice in some circles, allowed Clinton to avoid the day she fears: saying what she knows. This is not acceptable. Each day that goes by Hillary works with lawyers and advisers to sharpen her story… Read more »
and John Fucking Reporting For Duty Kerry as a replacement, is just ducky, eh? A lying asshole replacing a snatch-flap bitch is just the speed for Teh MisAdministration.
Meanwhile Boehner takes it up the ASS !!! Hoooo-Ahhh !!!
How do you know she won’t have been hung for treason by 2017?
Well, it’s a testament to her reflexes…
… that she’s better at catching herself from a “fall” than Vince Foster was.
– MD
Post us up your address, let’s see if we can get somebody to change that.
Ah yes. . . . an older woman, “dizzy” because of “dehydration”, trips, falls, and gets a “concussion” Generally, when someone is dehydrated and concussed, they are ALSO admitted to the hospital, or at least to an ER for evaluation and monitoring. Thing is, I can’t seem to find any records of Her Cankleness visiting the hospital or ER. What… Read more »
Imperial Majesty sir, I just looked over the “roster” and realized I have been in error. I apologize for making a stink with your staff. Let’s say I understand the phrase “respect the rank, not the man” quite well, and it is a truism that I shall remember – with clenched teeth – in the future. I am sorry for… Read more »
HempRopeAndStreetlight says: Imperial Majesty sir, I just looked over the “roster” and realized I have been in error. I apologize for making a stink with your staff. Let’s say I understand the phrase “respect the rank, not the man” quite well, and it is a truism that I shall remember – with clenched teeth – in the future. I am… Read more »
I have homies? The mother fuckers are never around when you need them. Given what I could’ve called them, I think you’d prefer “homies”. According to the news sources, That’s not the point. The point is we haven’t been saturated with info on an actual malfunctioning member of our alleged government, from a media that breathlessly reports on what the… Read more »
Sheese. I’ve thought she was brain dead for the past couple of years. How the hell could they tell she had a concussion? Can’t argue that. Who knows – the fall may have done her some good. But seriously, the woman is STILL going to testify. It didn’t happen when they originally scheduled her to, but then, who cares? Unless… Read more »
Well, just wait two weeks. They’ll come out with a COMPLETELY NEW VERSION which should fix it. (Rinse, lather, repeat.) (/sarc)
Darth Venomous @ #:
Much like Shitwave, I mean Crashwave, err, whatever the fuck they call that shit.
TWO WEEKS later and Hillary is still MIA.